Joe Dirt? Never heard of him
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August 12th, 2002 at 2:21 pm
Child abuse comes in a variety of forms.
August 12th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
The San Diego Zoo proudly displays the first sasquatch couple to successfully breed in captivity.
August 12th, 2002 at 10:58 am
The last picture of the Mullet family before the spark from the photographer’s flash ignited the hair spray.
August 12th, 2002 at 8:09 am
Axel Rose was primed for fame even at an early age.
August 18th, 2002 at 6:12 pm
Really Frickin’ Bad Hair Barbie, Butt-Ugly Mullet Ken, and “This Child Is Ignorance” Christmas Kelly
August 12th, 2002 at 4:01 pm
theres a lotta love in the Wal Mart photo studio.
August 12th, 2002 at 3:43 pm
Sally forgot to change her husband’s prison suit when she photoshoped into the family picture.
February 18th, 2004 at 12:49 pm
The three Mulleteers.
August 12th, 2002 at 8:35 pm
I’d like to see their dog…
September 6th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
birth control - these people need to know about it
August 13th, 2002 at 3:33 pm
Proof that there is a “bad hair” gene.
August 15th, 2002 at 5:51 am
Cha Cha Chia.
August 13th, 2002 at 4:36 pm
Sigfried and Roy called, the animals want their manes back!
August 13th, 2002 at 6:35 pm
Awww honeyyyy…you didn’t shave for the photo!
August 15th, 2002 at 5:54 am
Yahoo Serious Fan Club
August 15th, 2002 at 4:45 pm
After starring in Mad Max the feral kid went on to produce some Feral offspring.
August 12th, 2002 at 11:56 am
This just in… America is reporting a hair spray shortage. More at eleven.
August 12th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
And you wondered where they got the troll doll idea?
August 12th, 2002 at 2:19 pm
Poster Family for the 2002 Society for the Prevention of Mullets Annual Fund Drive.
August 13th, 2002 at 10:22 am
HOLY HAIR SPRAY!!!
August 18th, 2002 at 6:13 pm
Dr. Forrester’s hideous experiment to create living toilet brushes bears fruit
August 16th, 2002 at 8:32 am
it took a couple of times before Dolly was cloned succesfully
August 18th, 2002 at 6:14 pm
… So, is this the “Before” or “After” picture?
August 20th, 2002 at 3:27 am
“Shot through the heart, and we’re to blame……We give L’oreal a bad name!”
October 8th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
Smile honey, we’re gonna be famous!
December 1st, 2002 at 2:43 am
The secret life of Marky Mark and Mary Hart.
August 12th, 2002 at 12:12 pm
Oh, come on, if you were even ALIVE in the eighties, you had hair like this!
August 13th, 2002 at 3:25 am
Dear…..god…..
August 13th, 2002 at 4:38 pm
And people say drag queens are bad!
August 14th, 2002 at 7:15 am
Gosh, if only she wasn’t wearing that tacky necklace!!
August 15th, 2002 at 6:02 am
Rogain for the whole family
August 18th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
Somehow Billy Bob, Mary Sue and little Ernie underestimated the effects of naturally occuring static electricity during photo shoots.
August 18th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
Now, Chia makes not only Chia heads, but Chia heads with life-sized bodies! Buy yours today…
August 18th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
Hair club isn’t just for MEN anymore!
August 30th, 2002 at 5:38 am
I would like to see their dog.
September 7th, 2002 at 7:17 pm
Not all static electricity experiments go well.
September 12th, 2002 at 12:31 am
… You MIGHT be a redneck !!!
September 16th, 2002 at 8:00 pm
The photographer should have shown a nice, fluffy bunny. But No, he had to show them his collection of pictures of fat people in thongs!
September 17th, 2002 at 2:47 pm
Turtle Neck
October 19th, 2002 at 11:21 am
It’s a beautiful day in the trailer park
October 25th, 2002 at 9:42 pm
INDIVIDUALITY: LET’S PUT AN END TO THE UNIMAGINATIVE BUZZCUTS
November 14th, 2002 at 10:15 am
I even have my dick hair mullet-style.
August 12th, 2002 at 8:17 pm
‘See?On our planet we HAVE no gravity!’
August 12th, 2002 at 8:06 am
Just one more reason why some people should not be allowed to procreate.
August 12th, 2002 at 11:42 am
Possibility of white trash? 100%
August 12th, 2002 at 9:52 pm
yep, ‘coon skin cpas for the whole family…oh, wait…
August 12th, 2002 at 5:16 pm
David, Victoria and little Brooklyn 10 years from now.
August 12th, 2002 at 8:32 pm
Never, ever go out into the wind before your hairspray has fully dried. Especially not on the way to the photo studio.
August 13th, 2002 at 4:29 am
And next on “Marky Mark: Before the Funky Bunch,” Mark starts a family in the midwest…
August 13th, 2002 at 9:04 am
I’d like to see their dog, and a photo of them today.
August 13th, 2002 at 9:08 am
The Christmas card photo of a lifetime.
August 13th, 2002 at 2:20 pm
Can you smell burning ?
August 20th, 2002 at 5:03 am
David Beckham and family.
August 13th, 2002 at 5:03 pm
Danual Boone family photo
August 13th, 2002 at 9:37 pm
“Honey, don’t worry, the style is still in…”
August 14th, 2002 at 12:55 am
hey nurg… what color is the sky on your planet?
August 14th, 2002 at 9:07 am
“DANG!”
August 14th, 2002 at 1:08 pm
Hairclub for the whole family!
August 14th, 2002 at 3:45 pm
Thank god the eighties are long dead!!
August 15th, 2002 at 6:06 am
This family has now been declaired a national wild life preserve.
August 15th, 2002 at 6:08 am
Preservatin with hair spray.
August 18th, 2002 at 8:45 am
The Before picture for the next Static Guard ad.
August 16th, 2002 at 7:31 am
Damnit im standing here for two years for a bloody picture…
August 17th, 2002 at 8:06 pm
Put it on a leash where it belongs…
August 25th, 2002 at 3:07 am
“I know it was immoral of us to eat the Tribbles, Captain Kirk, but they just looked so gosh darned yummy!”
August 28th, 2002 at 3:01 pm
Must’ve been a full moon that night.
August 28th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
Sparky Says: Only YOU can prevent static electricity!
August 31st, 2002 at 12:47 pm
Baptised in Rogaine!
September 3rd, 2002 at 7:14 pm
Next on VH-1: the big 80’s
September 6th, 2002 at 7:04 pm
ok, ok, so maybe we did climb out of a tree — and your point?
September 16th, 2002 at 8:01 pm
Yikes!!
September 22nd, 2002 at 12:04 pm
you think this is bad, you should see their ass!
October 19th, 2002 at 11:20 am
take cover before the lice attack you too
October 26th, 2002 at 12:17 am
Founders of the “Give the squirrels a winter home foundation”…
October 30th, 2002 at 3:51 pm
Worst Movie Ever: It Came From The Eighties!
March 18th, 2003 at 4:39 pm
And Dan Quail thought that Family Values weren’t around in the 80’s…
May 8th, 2003 at 1:56 pm
Congrats to the photographer for getting all of that hair in the frame!
August 18th, 2003 at 9:55 am
JON BON JOVI DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT!
October 30th, 2004 at 10:30 am
this is what happens when you dont have proper wiring in your homes
August 11th, 2004 at 11:18 pm
This is what happens when you get your photo taken at Sears!
September 10th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
George and Laura Bush, 1981
August 4th, 2005 at 12:55 pm
Don’t rub the ballons any more!
April 11th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
victoria adams beckham…
I Googled for something completely different, but found your page…and have to say thanks. nice read….
April 13th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Looking for your lost keys? Have you looked in your hair?
August 12th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
Next on fox: When Chippendales Attack
August 12th, 2002 at 7:49 am
At least they would save money buying toilet brushes and dusters… and keep the cobwebs off the roof
August 12th, 2002 at 1:14 pm
don’t worry, we get shaved once a year.
August 12th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
the advertisement for Whoppi’s house of hair.
August 13th, 2002 at 3:34 am
Eduard your assist will appreciate
August 15th, 2002 at 6:07 am
I would like to see their car.
August 19th, 2002 at 9:20 pm
‘88 was a great year for us: Mom graduated from Hairfleet Academy and we all found Jesus.
September 4th, 2002 at 12:44 am
LONG LIVE THE MULLETT!!!!!!!!
October 29th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
WHO LOOKS IN THE MIRROR WITH THAT ON THER HEAD AND THINKS THAT LOOKS GOOD?!
August 12th, 2002 at 11:58 am
Child Abuse in the Seventies.