Bad Day
I’m guessing this guy had a worse day than you did.
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August 13th, 2002 at 8:29 pm
Private Johnson suddenly realized that when his colleagues had called him their “best chum” they didn’t mean friend.
August 18th, 2002 at 10:24 am
SEAL team sport fishing
August 13th, 2002 at 6:24 pm
Ooooh look! The Golden Gate Bridge!
August 14th, 2002 at 10:15 am
“Candygram!”
August 14th, 2002 at 1:11 pm
Be all you can be…..even if all you can be is bait….
August 14th, 2002 at 10:15 am
I’m not sure who’s having the worse day—they guy on the ladder or the guy waiting to be rescued by the guy on the ladder.
August 14th, 2002 at 10:14 am
“Hey, that’s no dolphin. You guuuuuyyyysssss!”
August 18th, 2002 at 7:44 am
To make the next episode of Free Willy a little more thrilling, the writers decided to replace the orc by a huge shark and the little boy by G.I. Joe.
August 14th, 2002 at 8:18 am
“Hey buddy, could you send down some more lawyers? We’re starving.”
August 19th, 2002 at 11:35 am
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
April 23rd, 2004 at 2:06 pm
The few. The proud. The… Dammit Charlie! we just got one fewer.
August 14th, 2002 at 6:57 pm
Christ, this isn’t Sea World! Let me see that friggin’ map, I’m comin’ back up there and I’M gonna drive!
August 24th, 2002 at 1:40 pm
Military Intelligence at its best!
August 14th, 2002 at 8:50 am
Please, don’t leave me… Take me with you. I’m really lovable, honest!
August 18th, 2002 at 6:07 pm
Luckily, I just HAPPENED to have my Bat-Shark-Repellent Spra- oh CRAP, that’s right, I’m not Batman! AAAAAAAHH-
August 13th, 2002 at 7:58 pm
Flyfishing ?
August 19th, 2002 at 2:46 am
Just when you thought it was safe to take your military helicopterfor a spin above the water…..
December 6th, 2004 at 8:54 pm
This is the last level of Navy Seal training everyone. If you live your in
August 14th, 2002 at 7:12 am
Scraping some skin off his thumb on the ladder, Corporal Twerp wondered whether his day could get any worse
August 21st, 2002 at 8:39 am
poor shark, he just had a bed day
August 13th, 2002 at 8:23 pm
David Blaine’s latest stunt goes horribly wrong.
August 13th, 2002 at 10:03 pm
Jaws IX: He’s bigger, he’s meaner, and he’s BACK… this time, even military helicopters aren’t safe.
August 14th, 2002 at 10:11 am
Private Jackson had been warned about the tradition of hazing new recruits. Little did he know that the locals were in on it.
August 14th, 2002 at 10:26 am
Moments after this happened, both the shark and the diver needed changing
August 16th, 2002 at 3:34 am
Guess the shark was a bit peeved for not being cast as Sherman in “Sherman’s Lagoon: The Movie”
August 16th, 2002 at 5:48 am
To be continued…
August 16th, 2002 at 8:40 am
luckely the coastguard came in time to save the drowning shark
August 18th, 2002 at 12:07 am
“Just remember to brush twice a day and floss…and We wont have to see you again for another six months.”
August 18th, 2002 at 6:08 pm
“Your stupid beach ball hit me on the head! Watch where you’re throwin’ that thing!”
August 20th, 2002 at 3:15 pm
Hey Guys, Charlie the Tuna says lunch is on him!
August 29th, 2002 at 4:57 pm
SOLDIER- DID YOU SEE BIN LADEN ?
SHARK- NO, BUT IF YOU SEE HIM, SEND HIM
A KISS FROM ME.
September 17th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
U.S. Navy Seal
September 17th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
A Movie?
September 18th, 2002 at 11:46 am
I always wondered how National Geographics took those pictures…
September 20th, 2002 at 11:58 am
Hi my name is Johnny Knoxville…
November 13th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
i said bring me up damnit!
March 18th, 2003 at 4:33 pm
Hardcore fishermen.
March 20th, 2003 at 1:52 am
Jaws simply didn’t find boats amusing anymore
May 10th, 2003 at 12:56 am
Very good…
August 17th, 2002 at 11:15 pm
Best reason for launching preemptive Iraq attack.
August 13th, 2002 at 6:36 pm
Shark: “Hey, I want to go on a helicopter ride too!”
August 13th, 2002 at 6:31 pm
If I didn’t have that pepper spray I’d have been done for sure!
August 13th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
as long as you don’t panic, he’ll never see you.
August 23rd, 2002 at 1:02 pm
In one split second the the Army realized there genetic fish experments went terably awrey.
August 14th, 2002 at 3:14 am
the soldiers thought they would introduce private Jones to
Hubert the humping shark
August 14th, 2002 at 10:09 am
“Yum. Live bait this time!”
August 14th, 2002 at 12:46 pm
In the army there are 212 ways to be An Army of One. One of our newest jobs is veterinarian dentistry. Watch Jim become An Army of One at http://www.goarmy.com.
August 14th, 2002 at 1:17 pm
ok….so the x-ray shows one bad molar and a bit of dental decay…we can fix the molar now…but you’ll have to floss before our next appointment…
August 14th, 2002 at 3:57 pm
“Dares ya to kick him in the gob!”
August 15th, 2002 at 4:07 pm
i guess the noise of the chopper made him mad….
August 16th, 2002 at 1:37 am
They didn’t say anything about this in the Army of One commercial!!!
August 16th, 2002 at 7:33 am
“Do i have something in my teeth?”
August 16th, 2002 at 7:34 am
I’m telling you, all that Shark-Helicopter breeding think ain’t gonna work!!…
August 16th, 2002 at 8:42 am
shark after just farting in the water: “Air at last!”
August 17th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
The newest Olympic sport.
August 18th, 2002 at 7:36 pm
Veja o q fazer com a sua sogra!
August 19th, 2002 at 11:36 am
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
August 19th, 2002 at 11:40 am
Wouldn’t you prefer to eat the droppings falling from my ass as I shit myself in fear. Ummmmm….. It tastes better than me Sharky!……….
August 19th, 2002 at 11:51 am
Hey Guy, You’d jump out of the water like hell for fresh air too if a Sperm Whale just farted in your face! Whewwwyy!
September 7th, 2002 at 8:55 am
“Here fishy fishy fi…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
August 22nd, 2002 at 5:25 pm
throw your sharks in the air an wave em’ around like you just dont care
August 23rd, 2002 at 2:00 pm
Hey, My lunch is flying awayÖ
August 25th, 2002 at 7:44 pm
‘Chicken Soup for the Navy Seal’ to arrive in bookstores next week.
August 27th, 2002 at 9:28 pm
Free Willy
September 4th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
Studies on the Navy Seals new ground beef diving suits deemed “inconclusive” after field tests.
September 16th, 2002 at 7:57 pm
Hey … DO YOU MIND?!?! I’m trying to breed here!! Could I get a little privacy?? SHEESH!!
September 22nd, 2002 at 11:59 am
Special Forces “FLY’ fishing
October 8th, 2002 at 6:25 pm
When the Universal Theme Park rides go on strike…
October 19th, 2002 at 11:14 am
ahahaha
October 19th, 2002 at 11:15 am
how to make someone shit their pants
November 14th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
the only way to fish for sharks
November 22nd, 2002 at 7:45 pm
Hey! U dumb people! Don’t u see that the one who’s being rescued is the shark? ehehhehe
November 22nd, 2002 at 7:49 pm
Ups… I’m going down!
January 30th, 2003 at 2:01 am
You’re gonna need a bigger helicopter.
April 9th, 2003 at 6:16 pm
Another Australian fad, shark petting, makes it to the U.S.
June 8th, 2003 at 10:57 am
een woord, vier letters: Shit
August 18th, 2003 at 9:54 am
Cue the Jaws theme…
October 30th, 2004 at 10:32 am
reinterpreted take on the west side story the sharks and the jets taken somewhat litterally
December 7th, 2004 at 5:53 am
fishings for men…
fishing rods are for whimps!!!
May 25th, 2004 at 6:46 am
sharks eat humans because they dont like saving people and they are like vicous elephants because they are killer sharks and they are big because they eat people becuas it is good for them
May 25th, 2004 at 6:52 am
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October 13th, 2004 at 10:25 am
i dunno
September 20th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
wonder if homeboy made it?
August 26th, 2006 at 11:59 pm
naked brunettes…
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August 27th, 2006 at 3:02 am
free cartoon sex…
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August 27th, 2006 at 8:42 am
mature sluts…
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August 14th, 2002 at 2:58 am
Private William’s wasn’t so sure about the whole “army of one” thing.
August 14th, 2002 at 12:38 am
What the army does with insurance salesmen.
August 13th, 2002 at 9:36 pm
man on ladder: good thing the boys built that flappy thing from my ass…cause i seem to be shitting my pants.
August 14th, 2002 at 10:43 am
Hey hang on, that ain’t real?!?
August 14th, 2002 at 4:41 pm
“You’ve heard of jumping the shark. Well, here in San Francisco we have a similar saying…”
August 15th, 2002 at 3:23 pm
Look you stupid people!Anyone can see this is not a SHARK!It’s a fr***ing WHALE for crying out loud!
August 16th, 2002 at 11:58 am
Shark: “Hey guys, look! A piÒata!!!