Tough times
You know times are tough when Spiderman has to pick up a part time job.
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August 19th, 2002 at 9:24 pm
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can.
Brings a keg, any size
Wrecks his scooter, then he dies,
LOOK OUT! Here comes the Spiderman!
August 19th, 2002 at 6:39 am
With crime down, Spidey had to resort to beer delivery to earn a living.
August 17th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
Sadly, Spiderman’s brothers could not live up to his greatness.
August 18th, 2002 at 6:02 pm
Hey, c’mon, guys, this is my dad’s Spider Scooter! I’m not even supposed to have it out! Guys…!
September 16th, 2002 at 7:56 pm
HAHA … no one will recognize me with these glasses on!!
August 16th, 2002 at 3:47 pm
The role of Spiderman will now be played by Woody Allen
March 20th, 2003 at 1:49 am
Soon afterward, the CEO admitted that they did have more than one genetically enhanced spider
June 23rd, 2006 at 11:16 am
Spider-who?????
Noooo, the name’s Tard…… Leo Tard.
August 18th, 2002 at 6:04 pm
Having claimed the wreckage of the late, unlamented Spider-Mobile as salvage, the All-Spiderman Fan Squad of Lubbock, Texas prepares for another successful appearance at the local Chili Cook-Off and Supervillain Bitch-Slap….
August 19th, 2002 at 12:45 pm
In Spidermanland, every Spiderman drinks Spidermanmilk, delivered by the three Spidermanmilkspidermen.
September 23rd, 2002 at 8:44 pm
All your beer are belong to us!!
March 24th, 2004 at 4:42 pm
Not a lot off people know this.. Im Michael Caine………
August 18th, 2002 at 6:02 pm
THIS’ll show him. Ratza fratzin’ Pumpkin Bombs….
August 19th, 2002 at 12:33 am
Fed up with the car bomb, Hamas turns to the scooter bomb. In an un-related story, Spideymania sweeps the West Bank.
August 20th, 2002 at 12:33 pm
“Oh, if only Bicycle Repair Man where here…”
August 21st, 2002 at 2:48 pm
Spidey and his friends are taking full advantage of the KMart Blue Light Special…it isn’t too often they have the web in a can on special
September 5th, 2002 at 9:11 pm
Now appearing in Branson, MO, a really cheap version of the blue men.
September 11th, 2002 at 11:49 pm
Sadly, this is the last known picture of the “East Harverton High Comics Club”. They disappeared shortly after packing barrels of watered down cider onto the “Bat-mo-scooter”, as they called it, and heading down to an “Anime & nerd Convention” in the bronx.
September 14th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
hope he doesn`t smoke,if he does, that`ll be a noisy ketchup
October 7th, 2002 at 10:44 am
I didn’t know spiders were legally blind, those are some thick glasses
November 14th, 2002 at 8:46 pm
I think that spidey is pissed
January 25th, 2003 at 1:11 pm
And spidy needs to deliver toys to all the terroist children.
January 25th, 2003 at 1:12 pm
Bill Gates as Spiderman.
January 25th, 2003 at 1:13 pm
And spidy delivers toxic materials to all the terrorist children.
October 30th, 2004 at 10:34 am
apparently all his spidey senses were hightened except his sight, a nerdy spiderman has trouble being taken seriously and resorts to delivery job
October 20th, 2004 at 8:50 am
Budget cutbacks forced Spidey to utilize Family-size web-cartridges.
August 16th, 2002 at 8:18 pm
When he’s not fighting crime, Spiderman has got a good business with a home delivery propane service.
August 16th, 2002 at 8:37 pm
spidernerds.
August 17th, 2002 at 3:18 pm
It was a lazy afternoon in the small town of Burmoth, Alabama, when local teenagers’ parents became sorry that they’d ever let their impressionable children seen “Spiderman.”
August 18th, 2002 at 3:58 pm
On the planet of the Spidermen, they wait for tax attorneys to come save them from the terrible disasters.
August 18th, 2002 at 5:39 pm
The Spiderman’s-gang missed out on some details for their first hold-up.
The third spider had to run home…
August 16th, 2002 at 10:18 pm
Delivering propane to “In ‘N’ Out” Burger where the Hulk works.
August 18th, 2002 at 9:55 am
Is this somebody’s sick attempt to get us to never want Tobey Maguie replaced as Spidey? Well this is doing a pretty darn good job if I can say so myself.