Better mouse
It doesn’t matter if you can build a better mousetrap, that will merely inspire a better mouse.
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August 19th, 2002 at 5:20 pm
Stuart Little thinks he’s big shit cause he can talk, Just try this asshole!!
August 19th, 2002 at 2:31 pm
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August 19th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
Just when they build a better mouse trap, along comes a better mouse.
August 20th, 2002 at 12:11 pm
The helmet worked well, but Micky’s tail got stuck between the mousetrap and the next morning he was clubbed to death by the angry farmer.
August 19th, 2002 at 6:16 pm
“Eating cheese always gave me a headache.”
August 25th, 2002 at 5:00 pm
Hey wait! This cheese is old!
August 19th, 2002 at 2:54 pm
Skippy believed that he was invinceable so long as he wore the special red helmet his Fairy God Mother had given him.
September 7th, 2002 at 1:14 pm
Helmet laws stupid. I’m able to make up my own mind.
October 30th, 2002 at 6:07 am
13. “50 dollers if you dare to eat it, Maite. And remember you kin beck out eny time” - Mike Whitney
August 20th, 2002 at 8:07 am
Jerry was far to clever to fall for Tom’s traps!
August 25th, 2002 at 7:10 pm
Survivor:
Kitchen Table
August 19th, 2002 at 10:08 pm
Stuart Little’s stunt double.
August 21st, 2002 at 3:23 pm
Veterinarians are concerned that the new helmet law will result in a drastic reduction in the number of mice organs available for transplant.
October 4th, 2002 at 11:42 pm
The damned cat ate my motor cycle! I wonder how fast this thing goes!
August 26th, 2002 at 7:48 am
After Evil Kneivel was reincarnated as a rodent, he still enjoyed a good adrenaline rush as he attempted for the 40th time the dreaded cheese grab to be aired on March 24th on CBS. Check your local listings for time.
August 19th, 2002 at 10:10 pm
Proof that mice are better and faster learners than many of the people you work with.
August 20th, 2002 at 7:38 pm
“Better Mousetrap”, my hairy gray butt.
August 20th, 2002 at 10:31 pm
Actually, Zippy hated cheese, but he was tired of bumping his head on the edge of his hole.
October 19th, 2002 at 11:11 am
Blue 42, Blue 42, hut-hut- hike!
August 19th, 2002 at 6:04 pm
Ralph, get back on your freakin’ motorcycle and stop trying to show off!
August 19th, 2002 at 5:20 pm
after missing the short bus home from school, Mickey decided to stop at and have a snack; His classmates have yet to recover and continue to see the State appointed grief specialist
August 20th, 2002 at 7:41 pm
Peachy. I think I can guess what the Boss on THIS level looks like….
August 20th, 2002 at 10:22 pm
Squeeky finally realized he WASN’T lactose intolerant.
August 21st, 2002 at 12:24 pm
Fear Factor for mice…………
August 25th, 2002 at 3:35 pm
If this helmet fails, at least I’ve got me a good personal injury lawyer.
September 5th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
Mouse-naut approaches the Shuttle Launch Pad, and inspects the solid fuel module!
September 24th, 2002 at 3:15 am
‘Before’ picture of Helmet laws are stupid campain.
October 8th, 2002 at 6:16 pm
Although he had protection from the mouse trap, the idiot forgot that the cheese was poisoned and wound up dying anyway.
October 15th, 2002 at 1:08 pm
The mouse knew that he could not change his destiny and so he took the cheese and…..um his balls were mashed all over the trap
THE END
May 2nd, 2004 at 1:10 am
“Bring it on sons of bitches [humans]…”
August 19th, 2002 at 9:25 pm
Garfield the Cat had a beautiful dream and woke up happy.
August 20th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
Wh- Cracker Barrel!? I distinctly requested piave!
August 20th, 2002 at 7:42 pm
EXTREEEEEME VERMIN! YAH-WHOOOO!!!
August 20th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
Silly people,can’t you see this is A RAT!!
August 21st, 2002 at 2:15 pm
Wearing his “mouse-cam,” Squeaky prepared to film the finale to “World’s Scariest Mouse Videos 4.”
August 21st, 2002 at 2:38 pm
To Cheese or Not To Cheese…that is the question
August 22nd, 2002 at 9:53 am
(cheese to mouse) patience young mouseawan for you have much to learn of the moving trap
August 23rd, 2002 at 2:05 am
now that ballsy
August 23rd, 2002 at 1:57 pm
To take or not to takeÖ this is the Question.
August 25th, 2002 at 3:09 am
Jerry was still trying to remember where he parked his motorcycle when the tragedy happened.
August 25th, 2002 at 3:31 am
And now for my next trick, I will need a volunteer from the audience…Mr Cat, would you like to step forwards please?
August 25th, 2002 at 6:39 pm
Somehow this mandatory helmet law doesn’t make me feel any more secure.
August 25th, 2002 at 7:27 pm
Momma’s got the magic of Chlorox cheese
August 25th, 2002 at 7:29 pm
Wait…
that’s not California cheese!
September 1st, 2002 at 7:27 am
Sadly enough the helmet made Micky the perfect prey for Charlie the Cat.
January 25th, 2003 at 1:08 pm
And P.E.T.A. won.
September 7th, 2002 at 7:13 pm
Can Fatcat handle this one?
September 12th, 2002 at 10:34 pm
They should put ibuprofen on the trap.
September 14th, 2002 at 11:52 am
“Cheese for Algernon”
September 17th, 2002 at 10:28 pm
why do they call this thing a mouse trap???????
September 22nd, 2002 at 3:25 pm
Stupid people, rat traps are for rats
October 5th, 2002 at 12:39 pm
with this helmet i AM IMMORTAL!!!!!
September 30th, 2002 at 8:24 pm
a mouse in the trap is worth 700 in the wall mating like rabbits to keep the numbers growing
October 2nd, 2002 at 9:18 am
eat me semore!
October 3rd, 2002 at 1:04 am
Death of a Green Bay fan…
November 14th, 2002 at 10:53 am
blue 42,blue 42, down set hut hut , HIKE!!!
November 16th, 2002 at 7:02 pm
The old saying is still true: the later mouse always gets the cheese.
March 18th, 2003 at 4:28 pm
Got cheese?
September 21st, 2003 at 7:31 pm
Better be safe then sorry!
October 30th, 2004 at 10:37 am
unfortunately the helmet didnt prevent this mouses spinal cord from being severed.
he left a widow and 30 kids behind
August 4th, 2004 at 9:09 pm
older but wiser
January 20th, 2005 at 11:46 pm
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March 25th, 2005 at 9:22 am
I hope this thing is DOT approved!
September 20th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
“Prepare the combat. I am going in”
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August 21st, 2002 at 1:00 am
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August 19th, 2002 at 6:20 pm
Motormouse pulls over to have a Big Cheese…
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August 20th, 2002 at 11:55 am
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August 20th, 2002 at 12:02 pm
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August 21st, 2002 at 12:26 pm
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August 19th, 2002 at 3:30 pm
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