The terrorist look
When the pope came to visit canada, anyone suspicious looking was searched.
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August 21st, 2002 at 12:10 pm
Meanwhile, eight terrorists dressed in fluorescent green safety vests calmly walked past the security checkpoint.
August 21st, 2002 at 12:01 pm
Things get interesting for Mary Frances when her body piercings are detected.
August 21st, 2002 at 11:27 pm
Ok Sister Al-Amaraq Fed Ali Farouk-Fakah, you’re clear.
February 18th, 2004 at 12:54 pm
How many terrorists can you fit on an Italian tour bus???
A: Nun
September 19th, 2003 at 5:04 pm
This is the most action this chick has seen in 50 years!!!
August 21st, 2002 at 3:53 pm
The reason Sister Betrille has quit flying into foreign countries
August 21st, 2002 at 6:46 pm
Mr. and Mrs. Montefski enjoy their favorite sexual role-playing scenario: the Naughty Nun and the Stern Body Cavity-Searching Security Guard.
August 21st, 2002 at 2:41 pm
Jesus Christ, be carefull with the wand I got cigarettes in there.
August 25th, 2002 at 7:25 pm
No Sister–this will not detect thong underwear.
August 27th, 2002 at 11:44 am
“Young man could I have the traditional hand pat down followed by a through body cavity search?”
August 21st, 2002 at 11:03 am
“Dear man, I am not a terrorist. I am one of the seventy virgins they get when they’re in heaven.”
August 27th, 2002 at 10:48 am
If it makes you feel any better Sister, next week we’re profiling figure skaters and blonde accountants.
August 21st, 2002 at 9:22 pm
The Mother Superior started to question Sister Mary’s vow of celibacy when Airport security called to complain about her insisting on a full body search on her weekly flights to the convent.
August 26th, 2002 at 8:30 am
The re-make of the hit TV series “The Flying Nun” is cancelled after trying to reflect the changing times.
August 30th, 2002 at 6:27 am
Sally Fields sometimes likes to wear her old costumes and mingle with the crowd.
October 4th, 2002 at 11:40 pm
I’m sorry Ma’am uh, we’re gonna have to do a strip search. There’s somethin’ beepin’ in there.
August 21st, 2002 at 7:00 pm
Carrie-Anne Moss in disguise, about to go Matrix on Lime Boy’s rooty-poo candy ass
August 21st, 2002 at 9:18 am
Twee-twee-twee…. ‘Oops!..that must be my Steely Dan, gimme a second….’
August 23rd, 2002 at 1:41 pm
OK, sister, if you call it a facial toner I guess you can have it back.
September 5th, 2002 at 9:08 pm
I guess this dude’s secret fanstay was always to grope a nun.
September 11th, 2002 at 9:51 pm
Going through the routine before entering the grounds for that much waited Marilyn Manson concert.
September 21st, 2002 at 4:09 pm
the best terrorist disguise
September 25th, 2002 at 7:48 pm
A three-year veteran of the security detail, Trevor had learned to smell deception.
October 19th, 2002 at 11:07 am
Sister Bin Laden takes a trip
August 25th, 2002 at 6:36 pm
Well, the fact that Father Grabola has already checked you out is not enough for us, Sister.
August 24th, 2002 at 8:26 am
After being busted by the feds for drug
possesion the Nun went and led a success-
ful carrer as pimp and street level crime
lord
August 25th, 2002 at 1:36 am
O>K> Sister, a couple just left…you can enter the club!
August 25th, 2002 at 3:48 pm
Uh…I would feel a little more comfortable doing this Sister if you would cease with the Allah is Great mantra.
September 7th, 2002 at 4:54 pm
EErrmm .. a Metal BRA ??
August 25th, 2002 at 8:15 pm
Sister Mary does a suicide bombing.
August 26th, 2002 at 7:59 am
Jesus H. Christ….Look..for the 50th time..I’m telling you….its a new HIP…
August 26th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
I joined the frisk squad to get some action, but this isn’t quite what I had in mind. Oh well, at least there’s a fat black guy behind her
August 27th, 2002 at 1:28 pm
When Run DMC hit Italy, Sister Agnes vowed she would be there.
September 5th, 2002 at 1:40 pm
Let me get this straight, Ma’am… You say you ingested the “Body of Christ” ?
August 30th, 2002 at 7:42 pm
Oh, I love the way you handle that wand…
September 5th, 2002 at 2:30 pm
Aperta os peitos dessa puta!!!!
September 15th, 2002 at 10:30 pm
The search done, she removes her shades. Only then does Officer Geoff recognize his 2nd grade teacher and boyhood crush, Sister Jean.
September 24th, 2002 at 3:17 am
Use of jet-pack detector at Flying Nun competition.
September 24th, 2002 at 11:14 am
i leave my nipple rings at home for JUST such an emergency.
September 30th, 2002 at 8:21 pm
The cavitity searcher for got to check her shoes and she blew up vatican city and killing the pope
October 2nd, 2002 at 5:14 pm
She likes it!
October 12th, 2002 at 11:42 pm
are those raybans?
November 22nd, 2002 at 5:48 pm
Best sexual thrill she’s had in a loooooong time!
February 8th, 2003 at 6:16 am
ok strip your wearing metal knickers
March 18th, 2003 at 4:20 pm
http://www.NunsDoSecurity.com
October 30th, 2004 at 10:39 am
one of the flying nuns is suspected to be planing suicide flight
August 21st, 2002 at 11:07 am
Damn! This was the only chance of her life to be touched by a man, and the bastard uses that stupid stick…
August 21st, 2002 at 6:52 pm
“Drool Yeah, that’s it baby, show me how you make a crucifix…oh, yeah, whooo! Who’s your daddy, who’s your daddy, bi- uh, er, besides Our Father in Heaven, I mean… whoof, got carried away there!“
August 21st, 2002 at 2:36 pm
As the attendant hooked up the harness, the happy nun wondered what her first bungee jump would be like.
August 21st, 2002 at 11:27 pm
Do I look black to you, Man???
August 22nd, 2002 at 6:38 am
All right sister, you can pass, but your Rosary Beads might be considered a weapon, so leave those here.
August 22nd, 2002 at 6:21 pm
No,but really,Winona!!
August 22nd, 2002 at 9:49 am
(as wand goes over naval a buzzing sound starts) i tell you officer i have no idea how that got there
August 22nd, 2002 at 6:59 pm
Patience and tolerence be damned. After almost being stripped searched by the guard, Sister Margie grabbed the wand from the man and started hitting with it while shouting, “DO I LOOK LIKE A TERRORIST, YOU ASSHOLE?”. Sister Margie was later scheduled for anger management classes.
August 23rd, 2002 at 2:08 am
PROUD TA BE UN AMERICAN!!!!!
August 26th, 2002 at 4:13 am
this is just a your everyday violece but with terrists and bin lardin.
visit the u.s.a!
August 26th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
“Hey, I got something similar, but mine is round.”
August 30th, 2002 at 7:45 pm
Please sir,…oh dear,…hmmm,…just a little lower and to your left…hmmm…
October 1st, 2002 at 8:01 am
I hope you won’t be making a habit of this young man!
November 16th, 2002 at 1:33 am
A Palestinian Air Force, Suicide dive bomber.
August 21st, 2002 at 12:24 pm
Black guy in the back: “Damn that’s a fatass..”
August 21st, 2002 at 10:32 pm
Crucifixion, how it’s done in the year 2002.