Elephant spanking
When elephants beat there kids it’s a lot more violent.
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September 5th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
No wonder elephants never forget!
August 28th, 2002 at 12:16 pm
the real reason Dumbo learned to fly
August 28th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
That, son, is close to how Mommy felt on her wedding night.
October 4th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
Demon, leave this child!
September 12th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
George Bush, jr. punishing one of his daughters for getting drunk again.
September 13th, 2002 at 3:37 pm
Dumbo attempts to do “The Time Warp”
December 6th, 2002 at 8:22 pm
What happened to Jonny when he tried to grab Susie’s trunk in the back of his parents’ car…
August 28th, 2002 at 3:15 pm
TAG!! YOUR IT!!
August 28th, 2002 at 8:29 pm
Ohhhhhh my Blow-Up Dumbo is looking more life like!
September 1st, 2002 at 7:25 am
There is a lot to be said about the hygiene of elephant piercing shops.
August 28th, 2002 at 9:23 am
Spare the tusk, spoil the elephant
August 29th, 2002 at 2:49 pm
This picture taken just 2 hours before
semore the jolly circus animal was arrested for rape just outside the feeding pen. Names of his 17 victims were not released.
November 20th, 2002 at 1:43 pm
FREEEDOOOOOOOOM!!!!
February 18th, 2004 at 12:57 pm
“This will hurt you more than it hurts me”.
September 8th, 2002 at 9:16 am
Sorry Rosie, show’s cancelled!
August 28th, 2002 at 10:50 am
Dumbo suffered a short lived ventriloquist act after leaving the circus.
August 29th, 2002 at 7:32 pm
“May the Force be with you my son…”
September 19th, 2002 at 6:38 pm
Roy Keane . the early years
September 24th, 2002 at 11:16 am
and NEXT time…I’m sharpening it!
September 26th, 2002 at 12:08 pm
Seen here is earlier footage of an Irish Traveller with her offspring in a WalMart parking lot…
October 8th, 2002 at 6:08 pm
OW YOU PIECE OF SHIT THAT HURT!
November 23rd, 2002 at 2:22 am
HA! Tusk in your crotch!
February 8th, 2003 at 6:13 am
i am horny
December 5th, 2004 at 11:30 pm
I told you to NEVER Give Cocaine to elaphants!
September 10th, 2004 at 9:34 pm
Gore for President!
August 29th, 2002 at 12:17 am
oooohhhhhh, just to the left, yep, thats the spot
August 29th, 2002 at 7:56 am
Wow! Elephant Kabob’s !
August 29th, 2002 at 8:34 am
Tusk, Tusk. That’s not the way proper young elephants behave.
September 3rd, 2002 at 7:49 pm
ouch
October 3rd, 2002 at 1:00 am
Tickling with the ivories…
November 22nd, 2002 at 5:46 pm
Mom! When did you get that thing electrified?
February 8th, 2003 at 6:14 am
get out the way kid
March 18th, 2003 at 4:14 pm
I swear mom, dumbo and I are just friends!
June 8th, 2003 at 10:55 am
Je weet dat je nooit zonder pilletjes naar buiten mag, Philip!!
September 21st, 2003 at 7:29 pm
Help my mom gone Crazyyyy somebody! anybody?
January 14th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Don’t try and hide things from your mother dumbo! she will never forget.
October 9th, 2007 at 8:11 am
no wonder gollum left home
August 28th, 2002 at 10:05 am
The phrase, “this is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you” deffinatley does not apply here!
August 28th, 2002 at 2:01 pm
After watching “Free Willie” Dumbo felt very strong, may his soul rest in peace…
August 28th, 2002 at 10:35 am
i said you had to
be home at 9 you little…
August 28th, 2002 at 4:29 pm
Now don’t EVER ask me where baby elephants come from!
August 29th, 2002 at 7:22 am
Dumbo was very mad about the other elephat-kids taking his nickles, luckily his mom was there to stop him from doing something very stupid..
August 29th, 2002 at 5:27 pm
Screw you, Mom, I’m gonna grow up to be a trapeze artist instead!
August 29th, 2002 at 8:17 pm
Baby Tantor’s joyous discovery of his powers was unfortunately ruined when his jealous sister deflated him.
September 3rd, 2002 at 7:48 pm
Wheee! Swing me one more time.
September 4th, 2002 at 7:50 pm
Stop reading my “Play(elephant)girl” magazines or you’re gonna get it!
September 5th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
VIU FILHO DA PUTA!!!!!!!!!
September 6th, 2002 at 2:39 am
After breaking one horn with his great header, Dumbo took another attemt … unfortunatly he missed…
September 6th, 2002 at 2:41 am
Is that a threat you little ****?? now im going to have to vaccum you!
September 15th, 2002 at 10:15 pm
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 30th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
HTe elpahnt was sterile the rest of its life in the zoo so the zookeepers had to sell him to a circus where he trampled all of its attendants and made a run for the mexican border
October 4th, 2002 at 3:18 pm
I can feel my pancreas turning into salt!! OWW!
August 29th, 2002 at 7:20 am
Big elephent: “Is this thing alive?”