Bad magic
Lamp genies and magic carpets aren’t as impressive when you see them up close.
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August 29th, 2002 at 11:58 am
Mideast peace talks broke down again today as the Israeli minister accused the Palestinian representative of “bogarting the hooka.”
September 3rd, 2002 at 8:42 am
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
December 6th, 2002 at 8:17 pm
Aladdin didn’t just COME out of the closet…he flew out, and he brought a friend; Jaques!
August 29th, 2002 at 5:12 pm
Al-Cheech and Chong-ibn.
September 15th, 2002 at 10:13 pm
“Shriner’s meeting of the Hookah Temple will come to order. Order, please. Loyal Shriner Cletus, please collect Shriner Abe and Shriner Rufus from the ceiling.”
August 30th, 2002 at 4:52 pm
Aladdin and his “special friend” Bruce
September 5th, 2002 at 7:59 pm
damn rentals
September 6th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
What Raji and Race Bannon do when Johnny Quest goes lookng for little bandit.
September 6th, 2002 at 6:53 pm
You keep sucking. I’ll watch for tall towers
September 7th, 2002 at 9:04 am
this unleaded premium gas certainly flies
September 14th, 2002 at 2:24 am
robert deniro debuts in his latest collaboration with the india film industry : carpet taxi
September 20th, 2002 at 6:48 pm
Did you notice that we’re sitting on a peice of dirty carpet hanging from the ceiling, or is this stuff REALLY good!?!
October 4th, 2002 at 11:30 pm
Dude! I think we better quit! We’re gonna bust through the ceiling!
July 20th, 2003 at 11:31 am
Arabian Nights on a budget!
October 27th, 2004 at 1:42 pm
That’s fake you can see him holding it up. and…wait a minute
September 3rd, 2002 at 2:40 pm
I told you we needed a bongholder on the new flying carpet but nooooooo, you just HAD to save a few dinars.
August 31st, 2002 at 7:30 am
Always wanting to own and fly on a flying carpet, but always failing in the past, it was just a matter of time before they found the secret. Four grams of hash, one hookah, one carpet on four poles, and a number of deep long drags. Weeeeeee! It’s working! It’s working!!!
December 8th, 2002 at 12:48 am
“Okee…. dis is ow it tis soo-posed to vork! Forst ve place fine Pear-sian fly_innng car-peet on long steecks then zit our-seelves upon fine Pear-sian fly_innng car-peet. Dis is known amoong A-mear-re-con’s as ‘jump-start! Hookah iz four coor-idge………”
August 31st, 2002 at 9:53 pm
All of a sudden, “being high” has a whole new meaning.
September 16th, 2002 at 7:50 pm
Suddenly, the fun night at Apu’s came to a terrible end!
November 18th, 2002 at 6:46 pm
What did u put in this bong man its GREAT I feel like i am flying
November 22nd, 2002 at 5:45 pm
We’re running out of power, toke harder!
January 25th, 2003 at 12:45 pm
Hey, you can see the wires!
February 8th, 2003 at 6:12 am
because i got high because i got high because i got high
March 18th, 2003 at 4:12 pm
Homosexual Aladdin getting high when he’s 50.
April 9th, 2003 at 6:34 pm
I thought you said “hookers”, but this is good too.
January 6th, 2004 at 4:44 am
Yo, this chronic is da shit, son!
December 5th, 2004 at 11:33 pm
Meanwhile, Isreal works on its special effects.
October 30th, 2004 at 10:41 am
dis shit be whack Akmal
December 22nd, 2004 at 8:12 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 8:54 pm
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
December 22nd, 2004 at 11:50 pm
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
August 26th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
teens in bikinis candid…
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August 26th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
nude bbw…
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August 27th, 2006 at 2:52 am
happy hardcore…
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August 27th, 2006 at 8:20 am
Welcome To ITV News
‘Breaking New Just In’
‘A New Tradition In A Saddams Cell’
Heres A Re’anactment
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August 29th, 2002 at 10:52 am
Ed Wood’s ‘Alladin’
August 31st, 2002 at 10:06 am
“I must admit you’re right, Luke — this is a LOT more fun than all that ‘force’ nonsense.”
September 2nd, 2002 at 12:18 am
getting high takes on a whole new meaning…
September 4th, 2002 at 7:52 pm
Mom, Dad and Uncle billy are drunk again!
September 5th, 2002 at 2:27 pm
Que MERDA
September 8th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
I see the strings
September 12th, 2002 at 3:57 pm
The failed September 10th attack on the United States.
September 12th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
Paul McCartney Hooks up with the dahia lama to smoke and shoot s—.
September 19th, 2002 at 2:17 pm
Guy on left ‘I say, something appears to be coming up.’ Guy on right ‘Give me that…thought so, damned Viagra blend again. Ahhh, love that aroma. Come with me my pretty to the Kasbah!’ Guy on left ‘Steady on, just because we’ve spent the last sixty years stuck in a bottle together…well, alright then, pull up at the next oasis.’
September 29th, 2002 at 3:02 am
OMG, that guys got a traditional Indian bong!!!
September 29th, 2002 at 3:05 am
Just Moments Later A Snake Came Out Of The Guy On The Left’s Ass!!!
September 29th, 2002 at 3:10 am
Apu and Kerpal were riding peacefully over the pacific ocean untill the fishing line ran out…..
September 30th, 2002 at 8:13 pm
when they both started fightin over who got to take the next bong hit they made two tubes they both could at the same time if needs be
March 23rd, 2003 at 7:58 pm
Hey, you can see the wires!
September 9th, 2002 at 8:19 am
Hassan and Azzam on their way to another terrorist action, tossing a hookah on israeli citizens.
August 30th, 2002 at 1:24 pm
The world’s largest nicotine patch proves ineffective against some of the strong middle-eastern “tobacco” blends.
August 29th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
I told you we should have taken the livingroom carpet!
August 29th, 2002 at 9:02 pm
(Reuters/AP) United States Defense Secretary Rumsfeld (L) and United States Attorney General Richard Ashcroft do a bong hit before a high-level cabinet meeting Monday.
August 30th, 2002 at 11:55 am
Bob’s rude awakening that owning your own business often means wearing many hats. He is shown here in his marketing director turban.
August 31st, 2002 at 8:34 pm
“What’s the trick here? Sucking or blowing?”
August 31st, 2002 at 10:47 am
I asked Jim and gary, “how high can you get in 10 minutes?”…. they were up to the challenge..
September 4th, 2002 at 3:37 am
Poisend Bongs, number cause of death among arabs…
September 12th, 2002 at 12:13 am
Behind the scenes at PBS.
August 29th, 2002 at 10:03 am
When genies run low on diapers, they double up using those stupid rugs.
August 29th, 2002 at 11:58 am
Two wouldbe genii’s getting high
August 29th, 2002 at 5:26 pm
First place in the costume contest at the Barbara Eden Fan Club Convention.
August 29th, 2002 at 7:36 pm
Carpetpipers attract big crowd in Scottish exhibition.
August 29th, 2002 at 7:38 pm
Elevator finally invented in India.
August 29th, 2002 at 8:09 pm
Hand over America or we’ll blow this Academy Award’s head clean off!
August 29th, 2002 at 8:10 pm
Archival footage of Harvey Korman celebrating his impending seduction of a young Patrick Swayze.
August 29th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
Star Search, here we come!
August 30th, 2002 at 9:53 am
I can see the wires! I told you there was no such thing as a magic flying carpet!
August 30th, 2002 at 11:56 am
When the kids asked me to volunteer for the school play, I was thinking stagehand.
August 30th, 2002 at 12:33 pm
Damn, where’s the toilet on this thing?
August 31st, 2002 at 1:08 am
Any more requests from the audience before we go on break.
August 31st, 2002 at 6:04 am
The siam twins had already made their special nicotine puffer but they didn’t solve the medical mishap that doesn’t allow their behinds to touch the floor.