Because of his heavy drinking, Johny was demoted from a window dummy to a crash test dummy. This is his last family photo before he was killed by a Ford Focus.
1.Save picture to your disk. 2.Open in PhotoShop. 3.Overlay your family’s faces on the dummies’. 4.E-mail to relatives. No fuss, no struggling to keep the kids tidy at Sears. Merry Christmas.
The Drakoff’s needs you help. Please consider donating to the severely depleted German gene pool. Because it’s one thing to not be able to speak English, but to go through life without a face-now that’s just wrong. Help change Ivan’s life….today. Do your part.
Little that you know is Will the father is a raging alchocalic who beats his children, Elanea, the wife is having an affair with the ford engineer, and suzie, sammy, and tanya, the children, are addictied to polyurathene, and a hard core sex and porn backlife
The image of family tranquility. Who would ever suspect that Jonnie Mannequin would end his life 3 weeks later at his place of employment,as a crash test dummy?
The Constantly Evolving Mushroom Head family is unnerved at little Timmy (extreme right), whose dream of surpassing them all and becoming a 2001-ish Star Child seems within reach….
This photo was taken only 5 days before the dreadful accident of the Duuhmei family. It was also taken 9 days before the 2nd dreadful accident. Oh, and 11 days before the other 2 accidents.
September 10th, 2002 at 12:32 pm
Al Gore and family pose for their annual Christmas card photo.
September 10th, 2002 at 1:11 pm
Federal Witness Protection Program: Weíll protect your family, and we’ll guarantee new employment at Ford Motor Company.
September 10th, 2002 at 1:55 pm
Mr. Test-dummy became curious when the complection of his last two children began to resemble his arch enemy, Dr. Smith, their crash test engineer.
September 11th, 2002 at 3:04 am
Wow man, your Sims are so life like!!
September 10th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
The blended family knows no barrier.
September 10th, 2002 at 1:47 pm
Look honey, I can blow smoke out of my left ear!
September 20th, 2002 at 6:42 pm
Honey, why don’t you ever smile for pictures?
September 10th, 2002 at 10:00 pm
Only dummies would pose for overpriced professional photos!
September 11th, 2002 at 9:29 am
They’re creepy and they’re kooky…
September 10th, 2002 at 6:40 pm
Dad says: sit still and watch the nice car coming towards us.
September 30th, 2002 at 12:55 am
“Photography for Dummies”
September 10th, 2002 at 5:55 pm
The new “Alien Nation” series is not looking all that good isn’t it?
October 18th, 2002 at 11:18 pm
For gods sake, don’t just sit there like a dummy…SMILE!!!
September 11th, 2002 at 6:19 am
Crash Test Dummies: The Family Years
September 12th, 2002 at 11:19 pm
Everybody put all his limbs on?O.K.,now look at the camera.
January 25th, 2003 at 12:54 pm
Please, please, please, America. Do not vote a man like this in for president NEXT election.
September 15th, 2002 at 9:59 am
Because of his heavy drinking, Johny was demoted from a window dummy to a crash test dummy. This is his last family photo before he was killed by a Ford Focus.
September 10th, 2002 at 6:36 pm
(kids nagging) “Are we there yet?”
September 15th, 2002 at 10:00 pm
1.Save picture to your disk. 2.Open in PhotoShop. 3.Overlay your family’s faces on the dummies’. 4.E-mail to relatives. No fuss, no struggling to keep the kids tidy at Sears. Merry Christmas.
October 4th, 2002 at 11:09 pm
Father looks at family photo and realizes he may not be the father of his two youngest children.
April 9th, 2003 at 6:41 pm
Blue Man Group without the makeup.
September 13th, 2002 at 1:59 pm
Yeah, yeah, Domo Arigato, my left nut.
September 10th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
The truth about Rosswell…
September 10th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
Rastus Jones doesn’t speak to Ruby after the birth of her last two kids
September 10th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
“You can learn alot from a Dummy”
September 12th, 2002 at 6:17 pm
We are not going anywhere until each and every one of you put on your seatbelts.
September 11th, 2002 at 1:06 am
“Just one more second kids, and that good man will take us to our new car!”
September 11th, 2002 at 8:23 am
After several reported unfortunate accidents, camera manufacturers are now required to perform safety tests on their flash units. (did it go off?)
September 11th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
Family night at the x-files convention.
September 19th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
The Drakoff’s needs you help. Please consider donating to the severely depleted German gene pool. Because it’s one thing to not be able to speak English, but to go through life without a face-now that’s just wrong. Help change Ivan’s life….today. Do your part.
October 16th, 2002 at 1:55 am
Smile dummies!!!
October 13th, 2002 at 11:31 pm
Little that you know is Will the father is a raging alchocalic who beats his children, Elanea, the wife is having an affair with the ford engineer, and suzie, sammy, and tanya, the children, are addictied to polyurathene, and a hard core sex and porn backlife
December 6th, 2002 at 8:12 pm
The image of family tranquility. Who would ever suspect that Jonnie Mannequin would end his life 3 weeks later at his place of employment,as a crash test dummy?
June 14th, 2003 at 10:38 am
sit still!!!!!!!!!!!
August 7th, 2003 at 10:24 pm
“Wish he’d hurry up and take the picture. My back is getting really stiff.”
October 13th, 2003 at 7:46 pm
Testing the new Pentax with 1000000x zoom lens.
September 11th, 2002 at 8:14 am
The Terminator family finally sits for a family albumn before going back out and searching for a face for little Dx3 and Dx3a.
September 11th, 2002 at 9:28 am
The Constantly Evolving Mushroom Head family is unnerved at little Timmy (extreme right), whose dream of surpassing them all and becoming a 2001-ish Star Child seems within reach….
September 12th, 2002 at 7:39 am
shoot! i think i blinked. TIMMY! hold your head up!
September 14th, 2002 at 12:52 pm
Junior, for the last time, stop playing with your peg.
September 12th, 2002 at 11:25 pm
You’ve seen the movie “The Stupids,” now for the uproarious sequel, “The Dummy’s”
September 13th, 2002 at 10:46 am
“Just relax folks and look natural”, but Jimmy had his plastic smiley face on.
September 18th, 2002 at 1:53 am
Lex Luthor and friends
September 16th, 2002 at 7:20 pm
The Crashes are pictured here before their field trip to the Chrysler plant.
September 18th, 2002 at 11:44 am
Hold still…
September 19th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
Things went smoothly at the annual
“Big Skull” convention
September 24th, 2002 at 3:26 am
That’s my Bush
September 25th, 2002 at 7:38 pm
Even though Baby Susie had no face, the Crashinski family always included her in the holiday portraits.
October 12th, 2002 at 11:28 pm
o.O.. you think they have porno pics too?
October 26th, 2002 at 4:28 pm
thank you very much, oh, mr. roboto.
October 31st, 2002 at 10:21 pm
“move over u stupid dummy,or i will test my fist on ur driver seat!”
March 20th, 2003 at 1:43 am
This photo was taken only 5 days before the dreadful accident of the Duuhmei family. It was also taken 9 days before the 2nd dreadful accident. Oh, and 11 days before the other 2 accidents.
October 30th, 2004 at 10:44 am
dangerous new radioactive flash tested on crash dumies…
January 26th, 2008 at 7:17 am
News just in… Michael Jackson sews family of 5 with lookalike copyright claims
September 10th, 2002 at 1:50 pm
They can put clothes on us, but can’t give us hair?
September 11th, 2002 at 4:15 am
Wait wait wait… black family and two white kids? I think dummyman is a dummy…
September 11th, 2002 at 9:30 am
Look, Mom! I can dance!
September 11th, 2002 at 1:16 pm
We are filled with shame
September 12th, 2002 at 7:26 am
This caption sucks.
September 14th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
I`d like to see them after a test …
September 10th, 2002 at 1:56 pm
Father Dummy lets off a little steam.
September 11th, 2002 at 2:06 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhmmmmmmmmmm onceeeeeee we had this band….
September 10th, 2002 at 1:05 pm
Dummie Bin Laden poses with his family the day before he plans to drive his mini-van into a stationary object.