Terrorist Armor
The terrorists are making great strides in armor technology.
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October 19th, 2004 at 7:48 pm
Lookit me! Lookit me! I’m Dick Cheney! STOMP STOMP Mom, lookit me!
August 12th, 2003 at 5:03 am
Being born without arms and legs didn’t stop Abdhar’s determination to come up with a solution.
September 13th, 2002 at 4:07 pm
The Michelin Man’s anorexic cousin.
November 14th, 2002 at 10:51 am
“Oh great. I got my boxes on the wrong feet. Now I’m REALLY gonna look stupid.”
September 14th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
A foolproof way to get the neighbors to sell their houses.
September 16th, 2002 at 1:34 pm
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo
September 15th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
Dude, this is going to get you laid for SURE!
September 16th, 2002 at 5:42 pm
His heart wasn’t the only thing he left in San Francisco.
September 13th, 2002 at 7:28 pm
Mr. Chimney, funded in part by THE CANADA COUNCIL FOR THE ARTS. Promoting and assisting the development of the arts and artists for the enjoyment and benefit of all Canadians.
September 13th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
The Bastard Son of Osama Bin Laden and Megatron.
September 13th, 2002 at 8:49 pm
“I look like a nerd-boy, do I? Well, THIS’ll show ‘em!”
September 13th, 2002 at 11:58 pm
Now I can really bond with number Johnny five…
September 15th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
With just 24 hours to go until the prom, Fred was still dateless.
September 13th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
Jimmy prepares for his role as The Tin Man in “Thw Wizard Of Oz: 2030:
September 13th, 2002 at 8:49 pm
Harry Potter and the Basement Full Of Useless Shit
September 13th, 2002 at 11:53 pm
Go go Gadget prayer-rug!
September 18th, 2002 at 9:36 am
in other news today america’s newest warrior in the battle against terrorism, “RetardoBot” was revealed today at a press conference on capital hill. the president was quoted as saying “this is the only guy here who’s more cokced up than i am.”
September 14th, 2002 at 6:49 am
After Shoes in the Box, Rachim invents Tube on the Pants and Silly Suspenders on the Shirt.
September 17th, 2002 at 10:51 am
i think i’m a lego
September 17th, 2002 at 5:42 pm
All your base are belong to us!
October 4th, 2002 at 11:06 pm
Caught Red Handed by the Strange Masterbaters Police…
No… really sir, I wouldn’t try
to do that with a vaccuum cleaner!
I swear!
September 13th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
A miniaturized Jonny Quest (sm. white blob, lower left) cries out in terror as Hadji loses it.
September 14th, 2002 at 5:46 am
Michael Jackson can’t understand why his new look doesn’t catch on.
September 14th, 2002 at 6:43 am
Indian Robocop, ready to defend Kasjmir.
September 14th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
Dr. Qwest to Raji as he tests his new underwater dive suit, ” Don’t worry about being too light Raji, these cement shoes will keep you on the bottom.
September 15th, 2002 at 10:49 pm
Alphonse was sure that contact lenses would help him get more action with the ladies.
September 16th, 2002 at 5:02 am
Why Pakistan can’t find Osama…
September 16th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
“Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Come to Mohammad.”
Mohammad’s fear of cats has finally reached its apex.
September 17th, 2002 at 2:34 pm
DC United Mascot #911
September 24th, 2002 at 3:27 am
We can rebuild you, we have the technology.
September 24th, 2002 at 11:34 am
NO ONE GIVES MEGATOR PATEL AN ‘F’ IN SHOP-CLASS….NO ONE!!!!!!!!!
October 4th, 2002 at 7:06 am
I feel more confident now, telling dad
that I’m gay.
October 11th, 2002 at 8:44 am
Superhero of the new millenium
October 13th, 2002 at 11:35 pm
Dominatrix
August 7th, 2003 at 3:19 pm
With the recent increase of crime and the high cost of body armor, Haji needed to find a cost efficient way to protect the employees of his 7-11.
September 13th, 2002 at 2:38 pm
Bobby was very tired of getting his ass kicked on the way to school. Come on Bullies! Face me now in my power armor!
Ouch.
September 13th, 2002 at 2:51 pm
Cement shoes didn’t seem to catch on, especially after their inventor vanished suddenly while crossing the Golden Gate.
September 13th, 2002 at 9:34 pm
George Bush’s secret weapon in fighting the war against Bin laden
September 14th, 2002 at 9:33 am
The forgotten PowerPuff Girl: Boxfeet
September 14th, 2002 at 4:37 pm
Lost in Space 3-”Look what that little bastard Will made the new robot look like”.
September 15th, 2002 at 9:52 pm
What do you mean these are not available in black?!?!? They very clearly do not go with my stylish black PVC club attire!! I have never been so incensed!! I am most tempted to take my business to another haberdashers, I may tell you!! I will give you no more than 600 rupees.
September 16th, 2002 at 1:20 am
Men In Black 0.5
Without the appearances off Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones,the early version of Men In Black only attracted enough investors to make it a low-low-budget movie.
September 16th, 2002 at 10:47 pm
Hunting the deadly Cobra, professional Saudi snake hunter Rami wears the latest in Saudi snake hunting fashion. “The concrete boots are uncomfortable, yet affordable. However they are difficult to remove”, says Rami.
September 17th, 2002 at 4:06 pm
Now at the Kabul Octoplex: Robo Mullah.
September 18th, 2002 at 8:23 am
You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
September 19th, 2002 at 10:10 am
You haven’t seen my underware yet
September 19th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
what “Botcons” in the middle east are like
September 19th, 2002 at 7:30 pm
when I’m finished, its going to be “The best bon
g EVER!”
September 24th, 2002 at 9:12 am
craizy men is practising
September 25th, 2002 at 11:27 am
A great Dark Knight he ain’t.
September 30th, 2002 at 4:07 pm
Walking in concrete shoes and crawling through drain pipes are among the skills taught to agents being trained to infiltrate the mob.
September 30th, 2002 at 8:04 pm
I had a little mishaps with the mafia and welllll
October 2nd, 2002 at 9:20 am
Bring on C.D. Aguila!!
October 5th, 2002 at 6:01 pm
Dammit, I can’t remember how the Neutron Dance goes!
October 7th, 2002 at 9:30 pm
Modern technology has allowed us to attach robotic arms & legs to live men. THIS is our newest most attractive and popular model.
October 9th, 2002 at 8:26 pm
In response to violence against cab drivers, Ackbar decided to make a protective suit.
October 12th, 2002 at 11:24 pm
Those stupid americans will never see me coming
sinister villians laughter echos through his underground lairOctober 18th, 2002 at 11:22 pm
Boy, it’s hot…time to go for a swim!
October 21st, 2002 at 12:28 pm
Rain Armor & Flash Flood Boots (patent pending)
November 12th, 2002 at 8:27 am
I think I went to school with that kid.
November 14th, 2002 at 2:18 am
“does this make my ass look big?”
November 14th, 2002 at 8:42 pm
the newest diving device from microsoft
November 22nd, 2002 at 5:42 pm
Hello, my name is Pinocchio, and when I
grow up, I want to be a real boy!
November 23rd, 2002 at 2:20 am
The unfortunate cancellation of Gumby sent one of the Blockheads to Betty Ford and the other to his California beach house, never to reenter the public eye…until now
January 25th, 2003 at 12:46 pm
I’ve done all they asked. Now I just need to wait here unti lthe pipe is magically fixed. Hey!
March 7th, 2003 at 2:57 am
… and these cement shoes should help stabalize us on the moon …
March 11th, 2003 at 6:19 pm
only one week after they had their new pet Gahjindra already had to replace some body parts
March 18th, 2003 at 2:41 pm
“Ahkmed, you sure this will magically deflect bullets?”
May 27th, 2003 at 1:09 pm
Warning: Do not swim in those concrete shoes.
October 30th, 2004 at 10:46 am
middle eastern robo cop is the more money friendly crime fighting solution
September 15th, 2004 at 4:56 pm
Grr! I, Space Godzilla, shall crush your tiny LEGO city! muahahahahahaha…
October 19th, 2004 at 6:53 pm
LOOKING DOWN HAGJI REALIZED WHAT ALL SUPER HERO’S LACKED A PENIS OF STEEL!
October 19th, 2004 at 6:55 pm
Calvin’s plans to go as a robot for Halloween were scrapped when he was informed that robots, did not speak jive.
November 30th, 2007 at 7:35 am
Automotive Audio Equipment…
Buy automotive audio at low prices….
September 15th, 2002 at 2:34 pm
Ahmad,after being punished by his Taliban drill instructor for watching the Sci-Fi channel to much,plan his revenge.
September 14th, 2002 at 6:45 am
WTC-survivor, prepared for all kinds of terrorist attack.