Peter Jackson received countless audition tapes when the Lord of the Rings trilogy was in the developing stages. This was the reason he decided to use forced perspective and CGI for the Hobbits.
adidas is the brand of choice here for the billy ray cyrus/mr. miyagi inter mural basketball game sponsered by kriss kross, i dont think even the mighty kriss kross can make these guys jump, jump
After the debut of his one-act guerilla theater production of “Conception” featuring the characters of Sperm #14 and the Dro Zhan Warrior, the faculty realizes Professor Embry has lost it
After being turn down at every other job the midgets decided to put on a little “Midget bouncing balls bigger than thier heads” It won a free trip to the insane asylum for both of them
All-Sport suddenly withdrew their new sports-drink with the secret MEGA-MAN additive (designed to enhance athletic ability) after testing revealed that it shrank you in half after two bottles.
Micro Navaho prepares to plant the wheat berry that will eventually save his tribe, while his friend Inichi the Lost Guy gets a little too Bob Fosse-ish in the rain dance
September 20th, 2002 at 2:15 pm
Occasionaly the Nike sweat shops allows their workers a short break for some fresh air and exercise.
September 30th, 2002 at 12:07 am
Crouching midget, Hidden Basket
September 20th, 2002 at 4:07 am
“just DON’T do it”
October 4th, 2002 at 10:08 pm
We represent the basket ball guild,
the basket ball guild,
the basket ball guild.
And in the name of
the basket ball guild,
we wish to welcome you
to munchkin land!
September 25th, 2002 at 6:59 pm
Their center is huge! We’re screwed!
September 20th, 2002 at 12:51 am
That’s a huge basketball…
September 20th, 2002 at 6:14 am
“He Shoots, He Misses. That was well short of the basket!”
September 20th, 2002 at 1:37 pm
Seen here taking a charge, at age 3, Yao Ming dominated the under-8 Chinese league.
September 22nd, 2002 at 2:33 pm
Hard to imagine they used to be twins.
October 8th, 2002 at 5:58 pm
Just a normal game of competitive basketball between a midget caucasian and a normal size asian.
September 25th, 2002 at 9:21 pm
It’s even more amazing, because they’re playing with a tennis ball!
November 5th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
Ted and LArry fought back bitter tears when they realised that the rest of the players had left a half hour ago to play ball with the other “norms”
October 2nd, 2002 at 3:45 pm
AZIAN PRIDE
October 2nd, 2002 at 3:10 am
How to cheat at golf…
November 14th, 2002 at 8:51 am
Bring it on, pipsqueak!
September 20th, 2002 at 6:04 pm
outta my way shorty
September 25th, 2002 at 9:23 pm
“Hey, Shaq’s left testicle is really bouncy!”
September 27th, 2002 at 12:29 pm
And one!
September 30th, 2002 at 1:32 am
I’ve got a pair of lawn gnomes that look EXACTLY like that.
October 7th, 2002 at 3:54 am
Nike continues their I Am Tiger Woods with an I Am Gary Coleman slogan.
October 13th, 2002 at 11:23 pm
I bet my dad can take your 4 year old brother.
October 21st, 2002 at 8:54 pm
Jesus MAN DID YOU FART!
October 27th, 2002 at 4:52 am
….and i thought ’short game’ was only a golfing term…..
October 29th, 2002 at 12:57 pm
The red guy: “Damn this guy smells!”
August 13th, 2004 at 6:13 am
Although largely unspoken, everyone in the midgi-league knew that when mullet man brought his A game, he was unstoppable.
September 24th, 2002 at 11:10 am
oh…oh, is THAT right? so, you’re sayin i can’t put it through my legs, huh?….alright…one, two…..(sirens)
September 20th, 2002 at 6:40 pm
my leg is stuck in the cement!!! help!!! get me out!!!
September 21st, 2002 at 7:35 am
I hope that this isn’t a short game….
September 30th, 2002 at 12:11 pm
Peter Jackson received countless audition tapes when the Lord of the Rings trilogy was in the developing stages. This was the reason he decided to use forced perspective and CGI for the Hobbits.
October 12th, 2002 at 10:25 pm
Why my Garlic Chicken takes 2 hours to come out of the kitchen.
October 16th, 2002 at 2:26 am
this is the first time i play sumo with a ball
October 19th, 2002 at 2:56 am
November 19th, 2002 at 4:51 am
little wankers
November 27th, 2002 at 9:41 pm
To see who was the best, they challenged each other to a game of half on half
January 12th, 2003 at 2:29 am
adidas is the brand of choice here for the billy ray cyrus/mr. miyagi inter mural basketball game sponsered by kriss kross, i dont think even the mighty kriss kross can make these guys jump, jump
July 6th, 2003 at 10:42 pm
The Hobbiton championship came down to the Brandybuck Badgers versus the Took Terapins
September 20th, 2002 at 9:14 am
The Americans with Disabilities Act finally gets applied to pro basketball
September 20th, 2002 at 2:51 pm
When only white guys played pro basketball…
September 20th, 2002 at 7:34 pm
The young P.O.D playing out
September 25th, 2002 at 11:23 am
I dunno why but I think that “Shaolin Soccer”’s new sequel “Shaolin Basketball” is NOT going to go well do you?
September 25th, 2002 at 8:40 am
He’s going to get the basket. He has the power of the mullet!
September 29th, 2002 at 2:14 am
The 2 new stars of the sequel to space jam, in their video clip for their remake oif the song “I Believe I Can Fly”.
October 4th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
White men can’t jump, and oriental men…
October 12th, 2002 at 11:22 pm
cup check! cup check!
October 21st, 2002 at 11:07 am
What was Jackie Chan doing at that midget convention?
October 21st, 2002 at 11:08 am
What was Jackie Chan doing at that midget convention?
October 27th, 2002 at 7:42 pm
get out of the way or i will pound ur balls through the hoop bitch
November 1st, 2002 at 2:35 pm
Quazi Moko number 14 for the Hamsters drives the lane…
November 8th, 2002 at 10:04 pm
Late in the third period the yellow team executed a trick play…all five players stood on each other’s shoulders and dunked the ball!
November 14th, 2002 at 2:00 am
“The Ball will crush us for sure”
November 14th, 2002 at 7:25 am
Wee got game.
November 14th, 2002 at 10:06 am
I want Rick Paton sooo bad…
November 22nd, 2002 at 7:33 pm
He goes towards to the basket… (go, go Midget Legs!) - He jumps, and what a jump!!! an scores!!!!!!
November 26th, 2002 at 11:54 am
this guy has an amazing double crossover!
December 5th, 2002 at 10:05 pm
It was a low scoring game….
December 17th, 2002 at 8:54 am
Hey Sean watch this shot that i learned back in 73 when i got butt raped but an elephant in the circus, these were the circus midgets back in the day.
March 18th, 2003 at 1:21 am
Look at Willy Wonka’s Factory NOW.
April 9th, 2003 at 6:53 pm
No matter how good a jumper you are, you’ve GOT to bend your legs when you land.
August 11th, 2003 at 9:34 am
Score on me…when monkeys fly out of my butt!
August 22nd, 2003 at 10:26 pm
im small
February 18th, 2004 at 1:06 pm
“Bring it on, Chump!”.
“You’ll never dunk on me!”
October 30th, 2004 at 10:49 am
the new center for the clippers
October 20th, 2004 at 9:16 am
Bob tries a 3-Pointer, but sadly comes up short.
January 24th, 2005 at 4:55 pm
Midgets, my anti drug.
September 19th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
Even Air Mike shoes can’t help these guys!
September 20th, 2002 at 11:17 am
Mini Me and friends playing some hoops inbetween sets of filming the next “Austin Powers” movie
September 20th, 2002 at 12:07 pm
The special olympics for short people.
September 21st, 2002 at 9:17 pm
The NBA debuted the new under four foot league today.
September 20th, 2002 at 6:30 pm
I just love playing with BIG balls for once.
September 20th, 2002 at 7:13 pm
After the debut of his one-act guerilla theater production of “Conception” featuring the characters of Sperm #14 and the Dro Zhan Warrior, the faculty realizes Professor Embry has lost it
September 20th, 2002 at 7:17 pm
“Hey, your shoelace is untied!”
September 20th, 2002 at 7:19 pm
Masters of Reebok Fu
September 20th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
Outa my way, I’m gonna dunk it!!
September 21st, 2002 at 4:17 pm
howard stern presents: BALLIN WITH DWARFS
September 23rd, 2002 at 9:16 pm
Forecast tomarrow….Cloudy with a chance of midget.
September 25th, 2002 at 1:47 pm
hey!! were are the staircases?!?!?
September 25th, 2002 at 1:51 pm
Go team!
September 29th, 2002 at 2:18 am
The dude in yellow is got da biggest dick in da universe!
September 29th, 2002 at 3:52 pm
Hey buddy….is that a tumor on your knee?
September 30th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
After being turn down at every other job the midgets decided to put on a little “Midget bouncing balls bigger than thier heads” It won a free trip to the insane asylum for both of them
October 3rd, 2002 at 10:33 pm
All-Sport suddenly withdrew their new sports-drink with the secret MEGA-MAN additive (designed to enhance athletic ability) after testing revealed that it shrank you in half after two bottles.
October 8th, 2002 at 5:29 am
Dennis Rodman receives many complaints about his new lawn ornaments
November 9th, 2002 at 6:01 am
FOUND! The only players in the N.B.A not doing drugs.
September 20th, 2002 at 11:40 pm
The Los-Angeles Shrinkersssssss!!
September 20th, 2002 at 5:09 am
lil’ yellow guy: Holy crap did you fart?
September 20th, 2002 at 7:16 pm
Micro Navaho prepares to plant the wheat berry that will eventually save his tribe, while his friend Inichi the Lost Guy gets a little too Bob Fosse-ish in the rain dance
September 20th, 2002 at 7:40 am
ey man you got lice!