Slip n Slide
It was snowing on my way to work today, this photo fits.
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October 21st, 2002 at 10:23 pm
Natural selection hard at work to eliminate illiterate polar bears from the population.
October 23rd, 2002 at 12:00 pm
Tonya Harding strikes again, and the bear cries “Why me??”
October 21st, 2002 at 7:09 pm
Finally the bear reached the place where they traded watches for ice.
October 23rd, 2002 at 12:03 pm
He acts crazy because he’s a bi-polar bear.
October 23rd, 2002 at 8:16 pm
“Awww, man, yeah! Coca-Cola is f*@#!n’ GREAT!”
October 27th, 2002 at 12:05 pm
Soon afterwards, the message on the sign was changed in “Watch for sliding polar bears”.
October 21st, 2002 at 6:05 pm
I heard polar bear illiteracy rates are reaching record highs, but I never understood the problem until now.
July 30th, 2003 at 9:21 pm
This polar bear was laughing when the sign went up….but look who’s laughing now!!
October 23rd, 2002 at 2:55 pm
SHIT!
November 7th, 2002 at 3:04 pm
Half a ton of pissed off predator sliding my way,who gives a toss about ‘Ice’?
July 30th, 2003 at 9:19 pm
“I can’t read dammit!!!”
October 29th, 2002 at 9:26 am
Our great polar bear friend was recently caught laughing uncontrollably after he reads the sign and questions…where ISNT there ICE?
July 30th, 2003 at 9:16 pm
I just can’t bear ice skating!!!
October 23rd, 2002 at 12:54 pm
Harry was having a great time until he ate his sled.
October 23rd, 2002 at 8:34 pm
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October 27th, 2002 at 6:04 am
its not just humans that turn the signs around!!!!
December 13th, 2002 at 5:05 pm
Okay, who spiked the Canada Dry?
October 22nd, 2002 at 9:55 am
Suddenly Harry the Happy Polar Bear was in danger of becoming Harriet the Hurtin’ Polar Bear, and Walt Disney was out 1.4 Million in potential earnings.
October 23rd, 2002 at 12:16 pm
The sign should have read “Watch for ICE BEARS“, but the sign was too small, or Larry painted the letters too big.
October 23rd, 2002 at 8:17 pm
“It looked good on paperrrrrrrr…!”
October 24th, 2002 at 11:19 am
The polar bear is really lying there confused on whether he should be shopping for Halloween or Christmas, what with the weather and all.
November 5th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
You know it would have helped if someone turned the friggin sign around to where I could actually read it, before i hit the ice……..
August 3rd, 2003 at 10:05 am
“mhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahpf!!!!!”
August 21st, 2003 at 11:59 pm
0WNED!!!!!!!
November 16th, 2003 at 1:39 pm
Aaaawwww… come on mom its really fun… except when you crash or when you fall or when you hit the sign….
June 15th, 2004 at 6:31 am
Pingu finally had his revenge…
November 26th, 2002 at 11:50 am
dang it’s cold out here.
October 21st, 2002 at 10:30 pm
Polar bear teenagers typically taunt the park rangers with flagrant disregard before eating them.
October 22nd, 2002 at 2:10 am
WHHHHEEEE this is…..OH SHIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2002 at 10:51 pm
(music)I’m aaah slip slidin’ away………….
October 23rd, 2002 at 1:04 am
Precariously balancing to avoid cracking the ice, he suddenly felt a great rumbling fart about to rip!…
October 23rd, 2002 at 8:41 pm
“I got th’ friggin’ martinis already, sho where the hell’s th’ ice they promised?…Friggin’ retards… barf…”
November 3rd, 2002 at 3:48 am
The effect of adulthood tell us ICE just isn’t that fun any more. This adult strongly disagrees!
October 24th, 2002 at 10:50 am
Indeed the bear “Ice” is one of the most popular bears in our park..
October 25th, 2002 at 2:31 pm
I got the sixty, but someone took off with my nine!
November 1st, 2002 at 10:46 pm
Dominick Hasek makes another incredible save.
November 4th, 2002 at 8:52 am
“Hey man, gimme your lighter - I have to fart.
November 22nd, 2002 at 5:39 pm
And they said this was good for constipation.
If ya ask me, all I’ve got is a frozen butt.
November 27th, 2002 at 9:47 pm
Just as the bear was about to maul the village people, someone turned on Jerry Springer.
December 3rd, 2002 at 11:48 pm
This stunt is by professionals. Don’t try this at home
December 5th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
why is there a polar bear anywhere near a street sign?
December 8th, 2002 at 3:56 pm
bear + a bear turned over = limp penis
December 18th, 2002 at 12:37 pm
“Date Rape” No longer are womens the victims. Special Report tonight at 10.
December 19th, 2002 at 1:50 pm
Inspired by a Tom & Jerry cartoon, the “Snap Back” sign gag is still by far the most popular means of abuse of polar bears by the Mean Kids up North.
March 11th, 2003 at 6:14 pm
watch for icebearballs
March 18th, 2003 at 2:36 pm
Johnny the Polar Bear re-enacts the Rodney King beating.
March 18th, 2003 at 2:38 pm
Take me! Take me now!
April 9th, 2003 at 7:03 pm
A lawyer was quick on the scene. So quick, he fell also and his client took his picture for evidence.
May 15th, 2003 at 9:09 am
Little did the poor polar bear know, but during the Coca-Cola commercials the crew had told him it was Diet-Cola, however it was Beam and Coke…
June 5th, 2003 at 4:21 pm
And where is Greenpeace when you need ‘m?
July 9th, 2003 at 2:05 pm
Last time I try this skiing shit out
September 21st, 2003 at 7:27 pm
Weeeeeeeee What a fun slide hey guys come join me i’ts so F**** F-U-N (drunk bear)
September 23rd, 2003 at 2:48 pm
to much vodke…
October 25th, 2003 at 7:47 am
this is the one,i’m coming home elizebeth.
August 17th, 2004 at 2:47 pm
Augh!!! That’s goin’a leave a mark
October 25th, 2004 at 10:59 pm
This one needs no caption.
February 1st, 2005 at 7:34 am
A Payne in the ICE!
March 30th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
And here we see the great solitary polar bear , and animal of such grace and dignity ..and….HEY YOU CUT IT OUT!
October 21st, 2002 at 9:52 am
The first ever polar bear break dancer…
October 21st, 2002 at 10:27 am
News Flash: Santa’s Teddy Bear watchman caught sleeping on the job
October 21st, 2002 at 7:08 pm
Who says he’s slippin’…?
I think he’s sleeping.
October 21st, 2002 at 8:23 pm
Silly sign; don’t watch for ice — watch for playful slip-slidin’ polar bears!
October 21st, 2002 at 10:03 pm
“weeeee! this is fun!” ::looks up:: “oh jesus…. awwww shit…. I’m headed straight for it!! look ooooooout!”
October 21st, 2002 at 10:33 pm
While the unsuspecting tourists were busy trying to avoid slipping on ice, the polar bears slipped in and had them for lunch.
October 21st, 2002 at 10:34 pm
WATCH for stationery metal SIGN at bottom of sledding hill.
October 23rd, 2002 at 10:16 am
“Whew! Mexicans..not just for breakfast anymore!”
November 11th, 2002 at 7:55 pm
After taking the picture the man was trampled and then eaten by the polar bear.
November 15th, 2002 at 4:18 pm
I had (hic!) so mooch ice in my martooni dat I had to (hic!) lie down here. Dis is all very verrry funnnny!
December 12th, 2002 at 9:50 am
ah ah
October 21st, 2002 at 10:35 pm
An irresistable force is about to slide into that immoveable object.