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Slip n Slide

It was snowing on my way to work today, this photo fits.

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  1. dzine says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 10:23 pm

    Natural selection hard at work to eliminate illiterate polar bears from the population.

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  2. jwd says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 12:00 pm

    Tonya Harding strikes again, and the bear cries “Why me??”

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  3. spat says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 7:09 pm

    Finally the bear reached the place where they traded watches for ice.

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  4. psycho says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 12:03 pm

    He acts crazy because he’s a bi-polar bear.

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  5. filkertom says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 8:16 pm

    “Awww, man, yeah! Coca-Cola is f*@#!n’ GREAT!”

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  6. Hunter says:

    October 27th, 2002 at 12:05 pm

    Soon afterwards, the message on the sign was changed in “Watch for sliding polar bears”.

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  7. stevejust says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 6:05 pm

    I heard polar bear illiteracy rates are reaching record highs, but I never understood the problem until now.

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  8. meg & ange says:

    July 30th, 2003 at 9:21 pm

    This polar bear was laughing when the sign went up….but look who’s laughing now!!

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  9. benjamsandwich says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 2:55 pm

    SHIT!

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  10. Stu says:

    November 7th, 2002 at 3:04 pm

    Half a ton of pissed off predator sliding my way,who gives a toss about ‘Ice’?

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  11. meg & ange says:

    July 30th, 2003 at 9:19 pm

    “I can’t read dammit!!!”

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  12. lawrence says:

    October 29th, 2002 at 9:26 am

    Our great polar bear friend was recently caught laughing uncontrollably after he reads the sign and questions…where ISNT there ICE?

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  13. meg & ange says:

    July 30th, 2003 at 9:16 pm

    I just can’t bear ice skating!!!

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  14. chomp chomp says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 12:54 pm

    Harry was having a great time until he ate his sled.

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  15. filkertom says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 8:34 pm

    This is JUST A PREVIEW of the THOUSANDS of HIGH-QUALITY JPEGs available at www.ThingsThatCouldRipYourHeadOffWhileYou’reScrewingThem.com

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  16. kirilly says:

    October 27th, 2002 at 6:04 am

    its not just humans that turn the signs around!!!!

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  17. Becky says:

    December 13th, 2002 at 5:05 pm

    Okay, who spiked the Canada Dry?

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  18. jk says:

    October 22nd, 2002 at 9:55 am

    Suddenly Harry the Happy Polar Bear was in danger of becoming Harriet the Hurtin’ Polar Bear, and Walt Disney was out 1.4 Million in potential earnings.

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  19. Drake says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 12:16 pm

    The sign should have read “Watch for ICE BEARS”, but the sign was too small, or Larry painted the letters too big.

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  20. filkertom says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 8:17 pm

    “It looked good on paperrrrrrrr…!”

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  21. Pokejedservo says:

    October 24th, 2002 at 11:19 am

    The polar bear is really lying there confused on whether he should be shopping for Halloween or Christmas, what with the weather and all.

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  22. paratrooper says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 2:04 pm

    You know it would have helped if someone turned the friggin sign around to where I could actually read it, before i hit the ice……..

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  23. carlo says:

    August 3rd, 2003 at 10:05 am

    “mhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahpf!!!!!”

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  24. Jimmy says:

    August 21st, 2003 at 11:59 pm

    0WNED!!!!!!!

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  25. dede & court says:

    November 16th, 2003 at 1:39 pm

    Aaaawwww… come on mom its really fun… except when you crash or when you fall or when you hit the sign….

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  26. John says:

    June 15th, 2004 at 6:31 am

    Pingu finally had his revenge…

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  27. pangie says:

    November 26th, 2002 at 11:50 am

    dang it’s cold out here.

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  28. moogoo says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 10:30 pm

    Polar bear teenagers typically taunt the park rangers with flagrant disregard before eating them.

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  29. Les says:

    October 22nd, 2002 at 2:10 am

    WHHHHEEEE this is…..OH SHIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. mgoldsmith4 says:

    October 22nd, 2002 at 10:51 pm

    (music)I’m aaah slip slidin’ away………….

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  31. Ashton says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 1:04 am

    Precariously balancing to avoid cracking the ice, he suddenly felt a great rumbling fart about to rip!…

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  32. nurg says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 8:41 pm

    “I got th’ friggin’ martinis already, sho where the hell’s th’ ice they promised?…Friggin’ retards… *barf*…”

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  33. Lisa says:

    November 3rd, 2002 at 3:48 am

    The effect of adulthood tell us ICE just isn’t that fun any more. This adult strongly disagrees!

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  34. Reut says:

    October 24th, 2002 at 10:50 am

    Indeed the bear “Ice” is one of the most popular bears in our park..

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  35. Mike says:

    October 25th, 2002 at 2:31 pm

    I got the sixty, but someone took off with my nine!

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  36. Clark W. Griswold says:

    November 1st, 2002 at 10:46 pm

    Dominick Hasek makes another incredible save.

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  37. Maxx says:

    November 4th, 2002 at 8:52 am

    “Hey man, gimme your lighter – I have to fart.

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  38. SisteroftheSun says:

    November 22nd, 2002 at 5:39 pm

    And they said this was good for constipation.
    If ya ask me, all I’ve got is a frozen butt.

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  39. bugjuice says:

    November 27th, 2002 at 9:47 pm

    Just as the bear was about to maul the village people, someone turned on Jerry Springer.

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  40. rw says:

    December 3rd, 2002 at 11:48 pm

    This stunt is by professionals. Don’t try this at home

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  41. Andy and Aria says:

    December 5th, 2002 at 6:28 pm

    why is there a polar bear anywhere near a street sign?

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  42. ace says:

    December 8th, 2002 at 3:56 pm

    bear + a bear turned over = limp penis

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  43. toad says:

    December 18th, 2002 at 12:37 pm

    “Date Rape” No longer are womens the victims. Special Report tonight at 10.

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  44. toad says:

    December 19th, 2002 at 1:50 pm

    Inspired by a Tom & Jerry cartoon, the “Snap Back” sign gag is still by far the most popular means of abuse of polar bears by the Mean Kids up North.

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  45. Vera says:

    March 11th, 2003 at 6:14 pm

    watch for icebearballs

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  46. Atrocity says:

    March 18th, 2003 at 2:36 pm

    Johnny the Polar Bear re-enacts the Rodney King beating.

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  47. Lunachick says:

    March 18th, 2003 at 2:38 pm

    Take me! Take me now!

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  48. Gentaur says:

    April 9th, 2003 at 7:03 pm

    A lawyer was quick on the scene. So quick, he fell also and his client took his picture for evidence.

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  49. Chris says:

    May 15th, 2003 at 9:09 am

    Little did the poor polar bear know, but during the Coca-Cola commercials the crew had told him it was Diet-Cola, however it was Beam and Coke…

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  50. Robbie says:

    June 5th, 2003 at 4:21 pm

    And where is Greenpeace when you need ‘m?

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  51. Herb Kornfield says:

    July 9th, 2003 at 2:05 pm

    Last time I try this skiing shit out

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  52. Peachy says:

    September 21st, 2003 at 7:27 pm

    Weeeeeeeee What a fun slide hey guys come join me i’ts so F**** F-U-N (drunk bear)

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  53. Alon says:

    September 23rd, 2003 at 2:48 pm

    to much vodke…

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  54. whatever says:

    October 25th, 2003 at 7:47 am

    this is the one,i’m coming home elizebeth.

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  55. Ben says:

    August 17th, 2004 at 2:47 pm

    Augh!!! That’s goin’a leave a mark

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  56. Ed says:

    October 25th, 2004 at 10:59 pm

    This one needs no caption.

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  57. Ron Lovelace says:

    February 1st, 2005 at 7:34 am

    A Payne in the ICE!

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  58. Chris Wood says:

    March 30th, 2006 at 1:37 pm

    And here we see the great solitary polar bear , and animal of such grace and dignity ..and….HEY YOU CUT IT OUT!

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  59. Larry says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 9:52 am

    The first ever polar bear break dancer…

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  60. boney says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 10:27 am

    News Flash: Santa’s Teddy Bear watchman caught sleeping on the job

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  61. spat says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 7:08 pm

    Who says he’s slippin’…?
    I think he’s sleeping.

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  62. sitaifun says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 8:23 pm

    Silly sign; don’t watch for ice — watch for playful slip-slidin’ polar bears!

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  63. me says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 10:03 pm

    “weeeee! this is fun!” ::looks up:: “oh jesus…. awwww shit…. I’m headed straight for it!! look ooooooout!”

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  64. moogoo says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 10:33 pm

    While the unsuspecting tourists were busy trying to avoid slipping on ice, the polar bears slipped in and had them for lunch.

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  65. kumquaat says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 10:34 pm

    WATCH for stationery metal SIGN at bottom of sledding hill.

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  66. s.chandler says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 10:16 am

    “Whew! Mexicans..not just for breakfast anymore!”

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  67. Mark Smith says:

    November 11th, 2002 at 7:55 pm

    After taking the picture the man was trampled and then eaten by the polar bear.

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  68. floridapilotbob says:

    November 15th, 2002 at 4:18 pm

    I had (hic!) so mooch ice in my martooni dat I had to (hic!) lie down here. Dis is all very verrry funnnny!

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  69. godo says:

    December 12th, 2002 at 9:50 am

    ah ah

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  70. kumquaat says:

    October 21st, 2002 at 10:35 pm

    An irresistable force is about to slide into that immoveable object.

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