Today Mac Trucks introduced an all new family vehical, Road Rage 2003, “for when that damn jerk yakking on his cell phone freakin cuts you off in traffic!!”
When P. Diddy found he could not get the 116″ chrome rims to go along with his 4 6-foot subs and 2 80,000 watt amps in the trunk, he decides to go ballistic on Lee Iacocca yelling “Bad Boy for Life!”
as john looked to the side and saw the giant vehical appraoching, it suddenly occured to him that a life time of dungeons and dragons and a kickass collection of stamps had left no one that would mourn him.
Larry thought a quarry would be the perfect place to get peace enough to think of Larsson rip-offs for The Caption site,but Gary had used his last royalty check to buy a truck…
October 22nd, 2002 at 10:41 am
Introducing the new Ford Destroyer. For those many frantic soccer Moms who would much rather drive over a car than wait five seconds for it to pass.
October 22nd, 2002 at 9:03 pm
In the proud tradition of Explorer, Escape, Expedition and Exursion, Ford introduces the 2003 Excessive.
October 22nd, 2002 at 10:39 am
“Susie, let me call you back, I think I ran over another car.”
October 23rd, 2002 at 8:21 pm
Got the sniper.
October 24th, 2002 at 12:29 pm
CONSUMER WARNING: Certain SUVs can cause minor tire damage to gigantic mining trucks.
October 24th, 2002 at 10:52 am
Size DOES matter..
October 23rd, 2002 at 10:42 pm
Bumpersticker: With multiple pee streams, Calvin is seen pissing on Chevys, Fords, Toyotas, Nissans, and Dodges. Nuf Said.
October 23rd, 2002 at 8:48 pm
Thud-THUD! “D’you feel that?” “Nope.” “Me either, this thing ROCKS! Whoooo!”
October 25th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
Tom’s winning streak of playing “chicken” came to a sad, violent end.
October 22nd, 2002 at 6:10 pm
“Yessss, now I can change the 72 into 73…!”
November 2nd, 2002 at 9:39 pm
Clearway: 3pm – 7pm
Offending Vehicles Will Not Be Towed
November 3rd, 2002 at 1:05 pm
45 blue 45 blue HUT HUT!
October 22nd, 2002 at 5:35 pm
Today Mac Trucks introduced an all new family vehical, Road Rage 2003, “for when that damn jerk yakking on his cell phone freakin cuts you off in traffic!!”
October 23rd, 2002 at 10:31 am
When P. Diddy found he could not get the 116″ chrome rims to go along with his 4 6-foot subs and 2 80,000 watt amps in the trunk, he decides to go ballistic on Lee Iacocca yelling “Bad Boy for Life!”
October 27th, 2002 at 1:19 am
Damn!!! What a place to put a speed hump
November 5th, 2002 at 12:30 pm
DUDE! That’s my car!!!
October 22nd, 2002 at 9:17 am
OJ Simpson finally finds the real killers.
October 23rd, 2002 at 12:18 pm
On his way to the beach, Abdullah the Palestinian meets Eli the Israeli.
October 27th, 2002 at 1:16 am
Oops darn those rabbits!!!
October 29th, 2002 at 9:28 am
Dr. Seuss’s new line of books starring “Tonka” grows wildly as he is fed on a diet of foreign vans and suvs.
October 29th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
Driver: “I thought you said you liked monster trukcs!”
October 29th, 2002 at 12:57 pm
Ok, write down DO NOT CRASH THE VAN WITH A 70 FOOT TRUCK on the WARNINGS page Bob…
October 29th, 2002 at 9:03 pm
Hey Reut, what’s a “cation”?
November 7th, 2002 at 3:48 pm
as john looked to the side and saw the giant vehical appraoching, it suddenly occured to him that a life time of dungeons and dragons and a kickass collection of stamps had left no one that would mourn him.
March 5th, 2003 at 8:07 pm
THE NEW RAM DEATH STAR
TO GET OUT OF THOSE TRAFFIC JAMS FAST!
October 23rd, 2002 at 1:07 am
Ford is finally forced by paranoid federal automotive testers to introduce: “SIDE-IMPACTS BY BUTT-HUGE TRUCKS” tests!
October 22nd, 2002 at 2:35 pm
Hey Bob, have you seen my truck? It was parked real close to this here hill last time I saw it.
October 22nd, 2002 at 9:05 pm
Oh great, now everyone in my neighborhood will have to rush out and get one of THESE to replace their Expeditions.
October 22nd, 2002 at 10:53 pm
These damn imported vehicles really piss me off!
October 24th, 2002 at 11:23 am
Sorry sir but the positions for “Transformers Armada” have been filled out.
October 24th, 2002 at 9:50 pm
think he’s compensating for something…?
October 27th, 2002 at 1:21 pm
John – Bob. Bob. What was that?
Bob – Rabbit.
John – A rabbit?
Bob – Yah. Volkswagen.
November 4th, 2002 at 9:02 am
Trucks have to eat too.
November 8th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
Larry thought a quarry would be the perfect place to get peace enough to think of Larsson rip-offs for The Caption site,but Gary had used his last royalty check to buy a truck…
November 9th, 2002 at 2:59 pm
New SUV gently rolls over large bumps and has enough storage capacity for the state of Rhode Island.
November 8th, 2002 at 9:57 pm
M.A.D.D. propses new testing procedure for all vehicles that claim to have side airbags
November 11th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
Warning drinking and driving through a consturction sight is not a good idea
November 26th, 2002 at 11:49 am
the lesser-known enemy of the six million dollar man.
December 3rd, 2002 at 11:43 pm
Tonka rules
December 13th, 2002 at 5:07 pm
Oh, crap.
January 5th, 2003 at 11:56 pm
From inside the SUV to the new clients. “And this is where we quarry the…cR-uMP-le AhHh! no ! wait! CrUnCh!!”
Oddly enough I’ve actually been nearly run over by one of these trucks while getting Hot Top Mix….
January 11th, 2003 at 11:08 am
Hey Jim i’m really sorry
about your car, I thought you meant
the back parking lot.
February 12th, 2003 at 9:18 pm
The new Hummer 72 pick up on a test run at the monster truck trials.
November 9th, 2004 at 4:44 pm
Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.
February 16th, 2005 at 4:20 am
2005 4×4, Sudden Death, Last Man Standing, Quarry Shoot-Out won by a ’72 Jeep CJ with a J.C. Whitney lift kit.
February 16th, 2005 at 4:53 am
Judge in Utah devises “scared straight” program for road rage offenders.
February 16th, 2005 at 7:12 am
“On Star, we have just detected an air bag deployment, is everything okay?”
March 25th, 2005 at 9:32 am
Maybe he will think twice before takeing my parking spot again.
March 16th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
[...] Original post by dawn sharp [...]
November 3rd, 2007 at 2:02 am
OH DEAR WHAT HAVE I DONE, I BET MY BOSS WONT PARK THERE AGAIN !
March 14th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Pimp my ride woofers were pounding out Beyonce’s latest…to the dump…to the dump.
October 22nd, 2002 at 8:24 am
no longer willing to take chances, the atf began smashing all white vans they came across.
October 22nd, 2002 at 9:27 am
Ford releases an all new SUV.
October 23rd, 2002 at 12:23 pm
Seconds later, the car transformed into a huge robot that killed all the other Afghans.
October 23rd, 2002 at 8:20 pm
“Happy Birthday, Dad!” “Wow! Thanks, Will. Thanks, Robot. Ummm… where’s Dr. Smith?” ” LINING THE TREADS. HA HA HA HA HA.” “– Help me!“
March 18th, 2003 at 2:35 pm
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