Jimmy Trucklimo shed a tear, then turned resolutely to the cold sky above. He was alone in the world, but he was unafraid. Still, he thought, Mom should never have let Dad get her drunk.
CSUV presentation: come inside.. c’mon.. don’t be afraid… Hey! Fatboy!! DON’T SIT IN THE MIDDLE!!! NOO!!! (crack) Oh shit… Well.. Half-SUV presentation continues……
October 24th, 2002 at 11:55 am
you might be a redneck if…
you win the lottery and this is what you do with the money
October 24th, 2002 at 5:31 pm
The 2003 Ford Pretentious! What a useful vehicle! Haul nothing! Park it in front of everything! It sucks gas just standing still with the engine off!
October 27th, 2002 at 1:13 pm
wooo! nice truck… Sorry about yer penis
October 24th, 2002 at 12:34 pm
Prom night was going great until Jim Bob got his mullet caught in the rear wheels.
October 24th, 2002 at 9:55 pm
I think he’s compensating for something………
October 24th, 2002 at 8:02 am
Jimmy Trucklimo shed a tear, then turned resolutely to the cold sky above. He was alone in the world, but he was unafraid. Still, he thought, Mom should never have let Dad get her drunk.
November 3rd, 2002 at 4:03 pm
This is the culprit for missing prom night. See, the girls got in, but they just couldn’t seem to get down the stairs without falling on their faces.
November 23rd, 2002 at 5:11 am
I like big cars and I cannot lie.
November 1st, 2002 at 2:00 pm
Finally, a Ford that gets zero miles per gallon!
November 12th, 2002 at 10:20 pm
The Beverly Hillbillie’s finally traded in their old broken-down pickup truck. This is Jethro’s new chick magnet.
October 24th, 2002 at 7:56 am
Even James Bond himself was jealous of Q’s “Swiss Army Love Machine”
October 28th, 2002 at 2:07 pm
The direct result of combining red necks with green backs.
October 29th, 2002 at 10:49 pm
Trying to pick up a bunch of girls at the local monster truck rally
November 5th, 2002 at 9:01 am
Thank you for flying Redneck airlines
November 8th, 2002 at 9:36 pm
Introducing (drum roll)…..The FBI’s newest servailance vehicle
December 9th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
Poor man’s corporate jet
January 12th, 2003 at 11:04 pm
That ain’t nothin’…the horse trailor is still in the paint shop.
October 24th, 2002 at 8:03 am
The newest Transformer: Optimus Bubba
October 24th, 2002 at 10:20 am
So, this is what Godzilla, the monster truck, is doing now that it has retired from redneck races.
November 7th, 2002 at 3:11 pm
You leave your mini for 5 minutes,and those pesky kids just can’t leave it be!
November 11th, 2002 at 7:49 pm
The newest in redneck prom mobiles
November 27th, 2002 at 1:17 pm
What would Jesus drive?
January 20th, 2003 at 3:08 am
poor old jimmy… all he wanted was a date
October 25th, 2002 at 5:30 am
The Ford Ah-nuld.
October 25th, 2002 at 4:17 pm
As the saying goes,” Guys with small dicks have big cars”. Thus Jerry was a single, dateless man.
October 27th, 2002 at 1:06 am
Just passing thought we’d drop by. Put the kettle on or should I?
October 27th, 2002 at 7:33 am
He had a house, he had a plane, and then George Bush wanted a truck.
October 29th, 2002 at 3:09 am
That rebel!!! He parked in a 90 minute zone and at at slight angle!
October 29th, 2002 at 9:35 am
Location-Alabama
Billy Bob and Susie-Lee get ready to go get some chicken in a box before going on to visit her daddy in the big house.
October 29th, 2002 at 1:01 pm
That’s the car of one of the dumbasses who didn’t vote for my caption…
November 4th, 2002 at 7:11 am
You think this cost alot!? wait till you see the insurance
November 7th, 2002 at 11:07 am
The limousine remained parked, waiting for Jeff Foxworthy and his entourage.
November 11th, 2002 at 10:28 pm
Several onlookers were overheard saying “Ahhh! **Splat**”
November 12th, 2002 at 10:00 am
You think that’s big? Check this out… *unzips pants*
November 22nd, 2002 at 7:29 pm
CSUV presentation: come inside.. c’mon.. don’t be afraid… Hey! Fatboy!! DON’T SIT IN THE MIDDLE!!! NOO!!! (crack) Oh shit… Well.. Half-SUV presentation continues……
November 25th, 2002 at 5:00 pm
comeon it’s got mudflaps!
December 3rd, 2002 at 11:42 pm
nothin like a good Hummer, I mean limo
December 7th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
Mr. Bush? You want us to bring the Presidential Limo around front?
December 19th, 2002 at 6:52 pm
Hmmmmmmm, I dunno,, Let’s make the Vehicle smaller and increase the number of clowns from 5 to 18.
January 2nd, 2003 at 12:50 am
extedending a truck $10000.00
Raising your truck $3000.00
19 inch rims $4000.00
finding out you owe the bank 17000.00 priceless
January 3rd, 2003 at 8:01 pm
Gets 13 gallons to the mile
January 10th, 2003 at 8:48 pm
talk about compensating for something!
January 18th, 2003 at 11:38 am
1 highway, 0 city
January 20th, 2003 at 3:07 am
i thought i ordered a limo!
March 7th, 2003 at 3:00 am
Just look at the Presidential Limo! No wonder he needs to get rid of Saddam!
March 11th, 2003 at 12:55 am
“The new Compact Mini. We change our cars to suit people’s needs.”
March 18th, 2003 at 2:29 pm
This used to be a Yugo until Tim Allen got a hold of it.
March 18th, 2003 at 2:31 pm
HON! in the brochere they serve pork rinds instead of those fish eggs! Wooooooooo!
July 13th, 2003 at 11:33 am
i’ve a feeling they gave gave me the wrong wheels in the garage, or is it just me!!
July 15th, 2003 at 11:46 am
Awe, shit, heck, What choo takin bout war on terrorism? Git outta here.
November 3rd, 2007 at 2:08 am
YOU MAY NOT RIP YOUR PROM DRESS AS YOU GET OUT OF THIS LIMO BUT YOU ” WILL ” BRAKE YOUR LEG !!
June 19th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Fuel efficient, practical, low carbon emissions. The future of road cars.
March 14th, 2007 at 10:36 am
Gretchen Wilson’s limo
October 24th, 2002 at 10:57 am
And then people go and whine about parking problems! Ha!
October 24th, 2002 at 11:29 am
Gee I wonder why something like this could EVER come from a site called Boners.com huh?
October 25th, 2002 at 6:54 pm
E.T. came back.
October 27th, 2002 at 1:03 am
Just passing thought we’d drop by! Put the kettle on or should I?
February 12th, 2003 at 7:48 pm
Bill Clinton’s new “pick-up” complete with astro turf.