Car pool
New meaning to the phrase car pool.
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October 28th, 2002 at 5:11 pm
with its trunk-fin slicing the water’s surface, the great white Honda searches for its prey.
October 29th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
Not me, Mom. Hobbes did it.
October 29th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
Dude, where’s my car?
October 28th, 2002 at 10:32 pm
Friends confirm that Herbie the Love Bug had been extremely depressed recently….
October 28th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
Police on the scene have not pressed charges, but authorities are taking immediate action that Stevie Wonder has all driving privileges revoked permanently.
October 28th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
Ya, you can make it, you still have a couple inches …..
January 25th, 2003 at 12:28 pm
The car bungee jump didn’t go exactly as planned.
October 31st, 2002 at 3:02 pm
Society glamourized them. But how many of us understood the Transformers inner pain: the fear that they had no TRUE self, were neither vehicle nor robot, could never truly be known. All too many Transformers felt far, far less than Meets The Eye.
November 6th, 2002 at 5:23 am
Yeah, yeah, now he’s gonna dive in and retrieve the French-English dictionary; stupid Levi jeans commercials…
October 28th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
Oops, I thought you said you wanted a “diving” lesson.
November 17th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
Sadly, Helen did not understand that ‘cruise control’ still required her to steer.
October 31st, 2002 at 11:44 am
Marlon Brando wets himself after accidentally driving into a dry swimming pool.
November 4th, 2002 at 9:20 am
Oh, Toonces, look out for that pool!
October 29th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
Carpooling, it’s good for the environment.
November 3rd, 2002 at 4:09 pm
After the crash, the police did an under water car search & recovered 80lbs of marajuana from the trunk area.
November 13th, 2002 at 2:08 pm
Officer… My car caught on FIRE! I had to put it out somehow!
October 29th, 2002 at 8:41 pm
“My motherf*ckin’ Dad says no Nintendo until I was the car, I’LL SHOW YOU HOW I F*CKIN’ WASH THE GODDAM CAR!”
October 30th, 2002 at 1:08 pm
OK, the ad said the apartment had a pool and parking spot. It didn’t mention they were the same thing.
October 30th, 2002 at 8:32 am
“Shut the trunk lid,you’re lettin’ the chlorine in!”
November 10th, 2002 at 4:44 pm
“Johnnie!! Come here, you’re in BIG trouble!! You left the trunk open!”
November 11th, 2002 at 8:30 pm
Quick!!! Throw it a life vest before it drowns…
November 20th, 2002 at 4:07 pm
Moral: Leave the map-reading to somebody else if you are dyslexic.
November 23rd, 2002 at 5:06 am
DAMN! Now if I piss in the pool I will stain the seat-covers.
August 14th, 2003 at 2:53 pm
Rodger’s last day at the Valet Training Institute.
October 28th, 2002 at 7:52 pm
“Honey, I think there might be a little water in the carburator…”
“What do you know about cars!”
October 28th, 2002 at 10:34 pm
First test-drive of the Chrysler Kaplunk
October 29th, 2002 at 8:58 pm
ALL right, caption machine fans, let’s ALL do it in unison now: “And THAT’s how much I hate goddam Japanese cars!”
November 8th, 2002 at 9:26 pm
a rejected navy seal applicant trys to prove he has what it takes by sending the navy home footage of himself in action during a neighborhood gang war.
November 28th, 2002 at 8:58 am
“wait, so, Mr. Insurance Guy, you mean the tires in the car won’t make it float on water?? REALLY??”
December 3rd, 2002 at 2:22 pm
OK Sherlock, let’s try and pull this out with a thin, yellow rope.
December 8th, 2002 at 3:31 am
Saturday morning at the Kennedy residence.
January 19th, 2003 at 3:15 pm
Acho melhor pensar duas vezes antes de construir uma piscina
November 16th, 2003 at 1:41 pm
told you the car won’t float
April 10th, 2005 at 6:44 pm
Out of a sheer drunken rage, KITT charged at Herbie the Love Bug and missed, drowning in the pool.
October 28th, 2002 at 2:30 pm
I told you the car wouldn’t start if you flooded the engine!
October 28th, 2002 at 5:56 pm
Ahhhh women drivers or divers take your pick
October 28th, 2002 at 11:54 pm
“It doesn’t float!”
October 30th, 2002 at 12:27 pm
Testing whether fish can drive.
October 29th, 2002 at 8:16 am
And with that, I call this meeting of the Keith Moon Fan Club to order.
October 29th, 2002 at 8:16 am
And with that, I call this meeting of the Keith Moon Fan Club to order.
October 29th, 2002 at 9:39 am
Unknown to his parents, Herbie the lovebug jr. jumped into the pool without his waterwings on, the police are still investigating to determine if herbie consumed hi-octane petrol 30 minutes prior to swimming or whether this was just a freakish attempt for attention.
October 30th, 2002 at 12:22 pm
It’s not the car that’s in the pool, it’s the pool that’s around the car.
November 1st, 2002 at 8:54 pm
Knowing that “Transformers Robots in disguise” was failing, X-Brawn decided to end it all in Koji’s pool
October 30th, 2002 at 6:19 pm
Call the tow company and don’t forget to leave the keys under the drivers seat.
October 31st, 2002 at 1:00 am
The new 4X4 tests negetive for marine travel
October 31st, 2002 at 11:02 pm
Fred went over to Stan’s house to go swimming. Unfortunetly, Fred forgot to stop and get out of car first.
November 1st, 2002 at 10:32 pm
Bin Laden School of Driving…Target: Hollywood
November 1st, 2002 at 2:48 pm
I thought my new Honda had traction control… I thought wrong…
November 1st, 2002 at 10:09 pm
As dad’s alcoholism got worse….. he just started hiding from everyone
November 6th, 2002 at 9:24 am
Wait, this isn’t MY pool!
November 4th, 2002 at 7:16 am
Q finally had enough of James Bond recking his BMW’s so Q got some pay back…
November 4th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
Hey, I KNOW we’re rich, but isn’t pool statuary that shows our disdain for BMWs and Jaguars a bit pretentious?
November 6th, 2002 at 2:14 pm
is still burning?
November 7th, 2002 at 10:56 am
The police prepared to carefully fish out the car with their giant banana peels.
November 11th, 2002 at 7:47 pm
No officer i amna nat drank
November 13th, 2002 at 2:10 pm
It was such a hot day here in Arizona, that even the cars are taking a dip.
November 14th, 2002 at 2:16 am
“We regret to annouce, we are retracting the Ford, float-a-car from the market”
November 14th, 2002 at 10:37 pm
gah… not again…
November 20th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
Mother and Son Arguing.
November 20th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
Mother and Son Arguing Part II
November 22nd, 2002 at 5:37 pm
Next time just use the regular carwash place, ok?
November 22nd, 2002 at 11:57 pm
When I asked if you could get my banana from the bottom of the pool, I meant aaafter you got out of the car…
November 27th, 2002 at 10:08 pm
What a rotten time for the windshield wipers to go out!!
November 27th, 2002 at 10:10 pm
See, right here! That stupid computer driving directions map said to turn right!
November 27th, 2002 at 10:12 pm
Merlin and Gwendolyn fondly recalled the days when they’d really steam up the windows on a car date.
November 27th, 2002 at 10:14 pm
With ten ticket punches, you get a free under chassis wash and the deluxe hot wax.
November 29th, 2002 at 6:37 am
The production crew for the new James Bond film deny that cutbacks will mar the finale of the car chase
December 4th, 2002 at 4:31 pm
Friends don’t let friends re-create scenes from Speed
December 5th, 2002 at 6:14 pm
Hello Ociffer Beer……I only had one keg…..take me drunk, I’m home!!!!
December 7th, 2002 at 7:07 pm
ITS SKINNYDIPPING!
December 9th, 2002 at 8:13 am
I just KNEW I should’nt have made that wrong turn at Chattanooga!
December 9th, 2002 at 3:16 pm
Day 1. Driver’s Ed. Kennedy Compound.
December 17th, 2002 at 1:18 pm
GO GO GADGIT SUB!!!!!
January 5th, 2003 at 11:47 pm
Another end to the “Best Party I’ve ever been to” He frikken drove the car right into the POOL DUDE!! Ah hahaha!! It was awe-summmm!
January 25th, 2003 at 12:27 pm
I’m SWIMMING in the rain. I’m flooding in the rain. My engine cannot run….
March 7th, 2003 at 3:01 am
Is that a MINI?
March 18th, 2003 at 2:26 pm
Overflow parking.
March 18th, 2003 at 2:29 pm
erm.. Dad?.. about the car….
July 13th, 2003 at 11:04 am
I meant for you to get out of the car before getting into the pool!!
August 14th, 2003 at 2:54 pm
Sarah dried off and went home to eagerly await the results of her drivers test.
October 30th, 2004 at 10:53 am
i hope its been more then 30 mins since that car was filled up… because of the cramps.. ahhh forget it
December 14th, 2006 at 3:39 am
Guy 1:dude, where’s my car dude?
Guy 2:(laughing)
Guy 1:its not funny dude, the car is gone!
Guy 2: (still laughing) dude, have u checked the pool dude?
guy 1:why would my car be in the pool?
guy 2:because…..ummmm…. it was the only place to park…..
guy 1:what the f*ck you f*cking a*shole, im gonna kill you for that!!!!!!
December 14th, 2006 at 3:41 am
(saying with his mom right there)
“hey mom, u know the car is in the pool”
“well no sh*t sherlock, god, i shouldn’t have dropped u on ur head so many times when u were a baby”
December 14th, 2006 at 3:42 am
and the to make the car float was a complete failure
December 14th, 2006 at 3:43 am
welll, u can’t have sex in the back seat in that thing no more
August 14th, 2007 at 6:58 am
Hey did you really wanted to that CAR WASHED!!!!!!!!!!
October 29th, 2002 at 1:02 pm
That was the last time James Bond drove a BMW
October 28th, 2002 at 8:06 pm
“aw shit honey! my cell phone’s in there!!!”
October 28th, 2002 at 1:51 pm
See honey! I told u the carpool lane would be faster!
October 28th, 2002 at 2:19 pm
Yep! I think she could do with some more driving lessons…
November 30th, 2005 at 7:29 am
hmmm…!!! Its cool here..!!!