Optimus
I think Optimus Prime has started running with the wrong crowd.
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October 29th, 2002 at 7:14 pm
Trailer meets Trailer Trash
November 1st, 2002 at 10:21 pm
It’s Scary Spice Girl and her Ass Droid.
November 2nd, 2002 at 7:45 am
Charmin Miranda and the Tampax machine that came to life
October 30th, 2002 at 5:01 pm
Toy ideas that bombed: Optimus Squarepants and Betty Bleach the Domestic Help Bathroom Fairy.
January 9th, 2003 at 5:02 pm
G.W. Bush’s first DWI.
October 31st, 2002 at 11:14 pm
After the fourth breathalyzer test came up “0.00″, the policeman looked at Bill and Sue and said,”You dressed up like that-SOBER?”.
November 4th, 2002 at 1:33 am
Ken and Jo-Ann now get in the habit of putting on their protective gear before their marriage counseling sessions, which tend to get violent.
October 29th, 2002 at 8:49 pm
Rejected costume sketches for the Wedding Scene between Padme and Anakin…
October 30th, 2002 at 12:20 pm
Both parties used this picture as evidence in Divorce Court to obtain custody.
January 9th, 2003 at 5:04 pm
Mystery Science Theater 3000’s lost episode.
November 12th, 2002 at 9:21 pm
Help! I need back-up! Bathrooms all over the city are attacking their users! I repeat… NO ONE USE THE TOILET!
October 29th, 2002 at 9:34 pm
Debbie ” You want me to put the PLUNGER where Micheal????”
November 5th, 2002 at 3:27 pm
frank knew full well that even his cunning robot suit was not going to protect him from STD’s this time
November 6th, 2002 at 9:04 pm
Round two.. FIGHT!
November 7th, 2002 at 7:23 am
This is where the combination Bachelor/Bachelorette party went all wrong!
October 29th, 2002 at 8:49 pm
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Miss Can’t Stand Dirty Public Toilets No Way No How and Mister Cheap-Ass Lame Unlicensed Action Figure Man
October 29th, 2002 at 10:44 pm
Happy halloween from the state run mental hospitial
October 31st, 2002 at 11:11 pm
It wasn’t the best of costume parties for Bill and Sue. They didn’t place in the costume contest, and all night people kept coming up to them asking if they had any extra drugs for sale.
October 31st, 2002 at 12:38 pm
The new Mr. Whipple and his “Please don’t squeeze the Charmin” campaign was a total failure.
November 1st, 2002 at 8:58 am
Brick Wall says” Hey, can someone please ask these two goobers to move along….they’re hurting my image!”
November 7th, 2002 at 11:02 am
I love you baby, but it’s not going to work out — I don’t go to the bathroom.
November 9th, 2002 at 9:28 pm
This is why there are no female transformers.
November 12th, 2002 at 9:24 pm
I don’t know if I can win this one guys! She’s got a plunger & if she turns around, I don’t know if I can survive through what she’s got to shoot at me!
November 12th, 2002 at 9:28 pm
I’d like to introduce our newest transformer. This one can sneak up behind ‘em when they least expect it!
November 17th, 2002 at 8:22 pm
Looking over archaeological relics from the early 21st century, the scientists found themselves unable to explain the sudden takeover of the world by machines…until they found this photograph.
December 6th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
Here in Tokyo’s red light distric you can find something to fufil your every desire
November 12th, 2002 at 9:11 pm
Well, we all know what the guy on the right is for Halloween.
What in the hell is she supposed to be?
The toilet Genie?
November 1st, 2002 at 10:58 pm
“Till All Wipe As One!”
November 25th, 2002 at 6:51 am
Is that an alkaline battery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
October 29th, 2002 at 8:30 pm
Legion of Dickheads ROLL CALL!
October 29th, 2002 at 8:36 pm
What really drove Carrie over the brink
October 29th, 2002 at 8:37 pm
Yeah, SURE, I always clean my toilet when I’m sitting on it too, WHAT THE F*CK IS HER COSTUME SUPPOSED TO BE?!
October 29th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
Bathroom Barbie and Cyber Ken.
October 30th, 2002 at 3:08 am
I often wondered what happened to the Captain & Tenille….
October 30th, 2002 at 4:22 pm
picture of Reut and friend (take your pick, it doesn’t matter who’s who)
October 30th, 2002 at 6:20 pm
Note: the couple above has some issues with their office dress code.
October 31st, 2002 at 1:59 am
Holy shit dude, he’s talking to a girl!
November 1st, 2002 at 11:03 pm
Today the Justice Department announced that due to budget cuts, they would need to restructure the Witness Protection Program.
November 2nd, 2002 at 5:45 am
“Time has not been kind to either of us, Elita-1, but I still love you…”
November 3rd, 2002 at 7:50 pm
Star Trek - the Old Generation…
November 5th, 2002 at 6:47 pm
Imagine Biffy and Muffy’s surprise when the host said he was just kidding about it being a costume party
November 11th, 2002 at 7:45 pm
when sexual protection goes too far
November 14th, 2002 at 1:48 am
I met her at a truck stop?
November 15th, 2002 at 4:57 am
“Dont’ be stupid toilet woman, Let me go in. I am far better prepared to deal with the outbreak of beri-beri!”
November 20th, 2002 at 1:38 pm
I didn’t dance with many people but my mom says i’m the coolest guy in school
November 24th, 2002 at 5:22 pm
… one night of torrid passion turned into a forbidden love affair. optimus, the young autobot, never expected to find himself falling in love with Latrina, the ass goblin.
November 26th, 2002 at 9:26 am
Barbie and Ken 3120 ad
December 17th, 2002 at 1:14 pm
You’re wrong Gortar, my powers are much stronger then yours. I can wipe you out in seconds
January 5th, 2003 at 11:45 pm
Still confused..Optimus tries to take a crap in the toilet when some chick runs up, glues the toilet to her ass, sticks a roll of TP to her head and screams “Take the picture, Take the picture”
March 18th, 2003 at 2:20 pm
And this is George Dubya in his younger days going to prom…
September 30th, 2003 at 12:51 pm
And here we see a picture of Pimpbot 5000 recruiting his stable.
December 6th, 2004 at 3:06 am
If i could transform him , i would transform him into a big dildo
October 29th, 2002 at 8:29 pm
Being a “chick magnet” is not always a good thing.
October 29th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
Why you shouldn’t drink until AFTER dressing for the costume party.
October 29th, 2002 at 9:57 pm
Two-person costume: “I’m With Stupid.”
October 29th, 2002 at 9:59 pm
Does anyone know what her costume is actually supposed to be? You can’t clean the toilet while you’re sitting on it, and as a rule, I don’t balance the TP on my head…
October 30th, 2002 at 3:03 pm
Robot fisting is all the rage in the new Afghanistan.
October 31st, 2002 at 12:58 am
The new style of robot gear
November 1st, 2002 at 10:21 am
Do you want me to actually say something nice about this pic? Sure at least this Optimus costume was a lot better than the last one shown here but that ain’t saying much.
November 2nd, 2002 at 5:17 am
Furries and Transfans just don’t mix
November 2nd, 2002 at 11:21 pm
TRANSFORM AND HO OUT!!!
November 4th, 2002 at 7:17 am
Transformer: Shit mario you never told me about the sex change!!
November 8th, 2002 at 2:34 pm
The President’s personal input on undercover disguises in Iraq were met with some C.I.A reservations.
November 12th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
Uh copy this Houston… There is a beautiful woman standing here smiling at me. But uh, there’s a problem. She’s got a bathroom stuck to her. Worst of all, there’s a toilet seat stuck to her butt.
November 14th, 2002 at 1:50 am
My rockets are ****, now she is too
November 14th, 2002 at 7:22 am
shithead.
November 16th, 2002 at 7:11 pm
After the hypnosis wore off, Courtney realized she’d been to a dork party.
December 9th, 2002 at 3:14 pm
There is someone for everyone.
November 22nd, 2002 at 5:36 pm
Whoooooo Boy! I need some oil quick!
She’s so hot, all my oil in my joints
are drying up!
December 1st, 2002 at 1:47 am
Showing that Transformers fans are real freaks.
December 3rd, 2002 at 11:41 pm
mom and dad are real goofs
December 5th, 2002 at 6:06 pm
I’d hate to see their children…….
Potty Trained Betty and Robot Joe.
December 7th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
everyone is a homosexual in farquad land!
December 13th, 2002 at 5:11 pm
It’s the Bathroom Bunch, ridding the world of evil one toilet at a time!
December 21st, 2002 at 7:05 pm
its hello shitty and optimus prime… halloween gone wrong
January 4th, 2003 at 9:41 am
err, what??
January 9th, 2003 at 3:08 pm
Al and Tipper are always so much fun at our neighborhood “come as you are” parties!!
January 25th, 2003 at 12:25 pm
Is that a toliet seat sticking out from your ass, or are just happy to see me?
March 7th, 2003 at 3:02 am
You think they’ll know we’re tourists?
March 11th, 2003 at 12:52 am
(The one on the left is Bin Laden…)
May 27th, 2003 at 1:04 pm
This guy was homecoming king at the last dance.
May 27th, 2003 at 1:05 pm
She can plung my clogged toilet any day
May 27th, 2003 at 1:06 pm
excuse me ma’am is Charmin Ultra on your head or you just happy to see me?
July 21st, 2003 at 7:13 am
You by the way did not see our children
December 5th, 2004 at 11:54 pm
I’m never doing acid again!
December 6th, 2004 at 1:40 am
Obviously, she’s ****-faced.
October 30th, 2004 at 10:54 am
optimus picks up girl who was passed out in bathroom
November 8th, 2006 at 8:09 am
eva longoria statue of liberty
January 26th, 2008 at 7:03 am
And tonight on E4, The royal family bring you “what not to wear”
October 29th, 2002 at 7:21 pm
Man, this stuff is great, you’ll never belive my trip.