Is it nighttime?
The most powerful man in the free world can’t even remember to take off the lens caps.
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November 4th, 2002 at 5:10 pm | Promoted
President Bush plays with the new Playmate Viewfinder™ Military Edition. Collect all 6 Osama & Saddam reels.
November 4th, 2002 at 6:30 pm | Promoted
Top officials report no success in pinpointing bin Laden’s location.
“Sneaky bastard is using every trick in the book,” says Bush.
November 4th, 2002 at 6:41 pm | Promoted
“Damn boys, that new black-out-camouflage is realy state of the art, I can’t see a ckufing thing with these bino’s.”
November 4th, 2002 at 6:43 pm | Promoted
New disease discovered:
DISVISIA
November 4th, 2002 at 7:26 pm | Promoted
Um you tell him, no sir you tell him
November 4th, 2002 at 8:41 pm | Promoted
Dubya Bush (thinking): Nobody knows that these are “Black-vision” googles and only LOOK like I forgot to take the lens caps off. So I can look at them while they’ll never notice. Thanks to my all-too infamous “dumb playing” this plan will be an absolute success!
November 4th, 2002 at 10:58 pm | Promoted
Yep, darkness. Damn Al Quaida. Everywhere I look. Darkness. Ooops, aw shucks. Lens cap. There we go. Ooooh look, a butterfly!
November 4th, 2002 at 11:02 pm | Promoted
Bush expands his view on the economy
November 4th, 2002 at 11:04 pm | Promoted
troop #1: eshay otgay hetay enslecay apcay oncay
troop #2: icay nowcay
w: highly trained language specialists, too. i’ll be damned. darkness…damn al quaida.
November 5th, 2002 at 3:00 am
Dubya: Sure commander I see what you mean, they are everywhere comein’ in from all directions….KASHUNK......Did we just fly to Antartica???....KASHUNK.....NOW WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN HOLLAND
November 5th, 2002 at 8:55 am | Promoted
“Yes Mister president that IS Monica Lewinski getting undressed in front of her bedroom window.”
November 5th, 2002 at 9:05 am | Promoted
“Are these night-vision goggles? ‘Cause they don’t work during day time.”
November 5th, 2002 at 10:17 am | Promoted
“These night vision goggles really work. It looks just like a dark night.”
November 5th, 2002 at 12:33 pm | Promoted
hasn’t anyone noticed but the end of his binoculars are plastic?
November 5th, 2002 at 7:23 pm | Promoted
Damn. Either o’ you boys got a quarter? I can’t see the Statue of Liberty for shit.
November 5th, 2002 at 7:26 pm
HAH! I knew these Dick-Cheney-autographed dissent-detecting goggles would validate me. No dissent anywhere. Let’s invade!
November 5th, 2002 at 7:31 pm
The world’s most dangerous man, field-testing the Army’s top-secret GameBoy Unadvanced.
November 5th, 2002 at 7:33 pm | Promoted
“Whoo-HOO, boys, look at the gazongas on that broad givin’ a little southern comfort to that baldin’ fat bastard on the Oval Office deskto—WH—LAURA? CHENEY?!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
November 5th, 2002 at 7:35 pm | Promoted
“Damn, these binoculars are powerful! I can see the back of my own head!”
November 5th, 2002 at 7:39 pm | Promoted
Good work, gentlemen! All their base are belong to us.
November 6th, 2002 at 1:59 am | Promoted
Dubya: “Boys, quick, look, I’ve discovered a black hole!”
November 6th, 2002 at 3:20 am
Hey major cut him dsome slack hes having more success with the binoculars than at eating pretzels
November 6th, 2002 at 9:00 am
Good thing we have such clear sighted and intelligent leaders or this whole thing with Iraq could turn into a real mess…..oh.
November 6th, 2002 at 10:18 pm
Now that the Republicans are running the entire show, President Bush looked through the binoculars-to-the-future and saw- his father’s 1000 points of light had all gone out. The future looked very dark indeed.
November 7th, 2002 at 7:27 am | Promoted
“Don’t you tell my wife! Don’t you dare tell my wife!” President Bush says as he creates his own sex contraversy.
November 7th, 2002 at 8:46 am
Ahnnn… so it’s this side that I have to look at….
November 7th, 2002 at 2:54 pm | Promoted
Uh,Mr President,I don’t think you should take this ‘Top Secret’ thing too far.
November 8th, 2002 at 6:32 pm | Promoted
Bush steps up efforts to find Bin Laden
November 8th, 2002 at 9:32 pm | Promoted
Officer: Here Sir let me get those lens caps for you.
Bush: lens caps! I thought Clinton cut the funding for those.
November 8th, 2002 at 10:22 pm | Promoted
Bush demonstrates new plan for UN negotiations.
November 9th, 2002 at 3:44 pm | Promoted
The goggles do nothing!
November 9th, 2002 at 9:24 pm | Promoted
Wow, it sure got dark fast boys!
November 11th, 2002 at 9:25 am
This is the man that we elected, people
November 11th, 2002 at 10:07 am
even with the caps on I can address the middle east conflict better than Clinton
November 11th, 2002 at 1:28 pm
The president cultivates a broader worldview.
November 11th, 2002 at 8:00 pm | Promoted
I think that i want the mushroom cloud right over there yeah that looks like a good place
November 12th, 2002 at 9:14 am | Promoted
W. helps OJ look for the real killers.
November 12th, 2002 at 9:51 am | Promoted
And this guy thinks he’s the most powerfull man on earth. Stupid!!!
November 12th, 2002 at 11:10 am
I can see my house from here!
November 12th, 2002 at 9:44 pm
Unkie Chaney likes it when I play capture the flag!!
November 12th, 2002 at 9:46 pm | Promoted
Unkie Chaney likes it when I play capture the flag!
November 13th, 2002 at 12:43 pm | Promoted
Amazing, I’m seeing halfway areound the world with these things. It is night in China, right?
November 13th, 2002 at 2:11 pm | Promoted
uh oh another pretzel attack i’m blacking out here fella’s
November 13th, 2002 at 2:30 pm | Promoted
I don’t see her yet Major.
Didn’t you say the second window from the left?
November 13th, 2002 at 11:04 pm | Promoted
The blind leading the blind
November 14th, 2002 at 1:53 am
“check out the broad and guy going at it on the left sir”
“That’s Bill!”
November 14th, 2002 at 1:59 am | Promoted
Is it just me, or do those binoculars look like they still have the lens cap on…
November 14th, 2002 at 2:21 am | Promoted
The Emporer’s New Binoculars?
November 14th, 2002 at 8:46 am | Promoted
I’m not picking up any droids on my scanner. That little guy couldn’t have gotten far.
November 14th, 2002 at 8:55 am | Promoted
I think I see the black hole everyone keeps talking about.
November 14th, 2002 at 3:18 pm | Promoted
“I can hear Osama, but I can’t see him”
November 14th, 2002 at 6:19 pm | Promoted
...OH MY GOD!!! I AM BLIND!!!!
November 14th, 2002 at 9:24 pm | Promoted
Bush is that bazooka thingy supposed to be aimed at US?No?...oh…crap…
November 14th, 2002 at 9:25 pm
Bush Is that Bazooka thingy supposed to be aimed at US? No?...Oh…Crap…
November 15th, 2002 at 3:55 pm | Promoted
It’s coming into focus now. It says,
P-l-e-a-s-e r-e-m-o-v-e l-e-n-s
c-o-v-e-r-s. What’s that spell?
November 15th, 2002 at 4:33 pm | Promoted
Looks like you sliced it, Colonel. Hee hee! You suck!
November 15th, 2002 at 6:57 pm | Promoted
It didn’t matter the lens caps were on, the binoculars were only a cover while the President lamented; “Ah, you don’t buy snapple, you’s only rent it.”
November 15th, 2002 at 7:04 pm | Promoted
At least he’s looking through the small end.
November 15th, 2002 at 7:31 pm | Promoted
There’s a party in my mind, and I hope it never stops!
November 15th, 2002 at 10:35 pm | Promoted
I think that this man is suffering from the Dan quayle disease
November 16th, 2002 at 3:25 am | Promoted
“So that’s what my Black Ops look like…Dang—they really ARE black…They don’t say that in the Budget thingy.”
November 16th, 2002 at 3:30 am
“Yeah- these are perfect. When did you say have you can have them fit on every Murican by?”
November 16th, 2002 at 3:49 pm | Promoted
What problem with the economy?...
I don’t see any problem.
November 16th, 2002 at 6:46 pm | Promoted
Wow man, the last time I saw crazy colors like this, I was doing lines at Yale!!
November 17th, 2002 at 7:42 am
Yup, our reoprts show it’s not yet winter in Asia..
November 17th, 2002 at 7:08 pm
Green beret 1: “Wow, the CIA sure did a good job of disguising that gun as a pair of binoculars…”
Green beret 2: “Yes, Mr. President. Just hit that switch and all will be clear.”
November 17th, 2002 at 7:34 pm | Promoted
SHAKE FER ME GIRL I WANNA BE UR BACKDOOR MAN
November 18th, 2002 at 9:44 am
“Bill Clinton tried this back in 1993 and it didn’t work for him, either.”
November 18th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
Clearly, something must be done…
November 19th, 2002 at 4:02 am
Shit man,who wanna remove the lens cap,i am quiet comfortable with it.
November 19th, 2002 at 10:28 pm | Promoted
Flag patch on your jacket: $2.50
Green beret training you: $150.00
Latest DOD binoculars: $4,000.00
Lens covers: Priceless
November 19th, 2002 at 11:20 pm
Stoopid is as stoopid does.
November 20th, 2002 at 7:11 pm | Promoted
Look!!! I see Ossama taking to Saddam!
November 20th, 2002 at 9:25 pm
pardon the spelling error – research
November 21st, 2002 at 1:37 am | Promoted
Our Fearless Leader
November 21st, 2002 at 12:49 pm | Promoted
I saw a picture of Bill Clintoin doing this once, General. Just thought I’d see if it works. Nope, can’t see a thing.
November 21st, 2002 at 12:51 pm | Promoted
I saw Bill Clinton doing this once. Just thought I’d see if it works! Nope doesn’t work!
November 21st, 2002 at 12:54 pm
General! You are relieved of your duties immediatley. Now! Get me someone who knows how to hand me the damn Binoculars! Sans lens caps, that is!
November 22nd, 2002 at 5:32 pm
Uh, yeah, I’d say she had a pair, alright!
November 22nd, 2002 at 7:03 pm
errrr… DUH!!!!
November 22nd, 2002 at 11:02 pm | Promoted
“I’m a dumb ass.”
November 22nd, 2002 at 11:03 pm
Made in America
November 24th, 2002 at 2:32 pm
Damn these X-Ray Binocs, Anna Nicole looks better with her clothes on!
November 24th, 2002 at 7:05 pm | Promoted
moslems? liberals? theyre all a threat to america. go ahead and snuff ‘em men!
November 24th, 2002 at 9:12 pm | Promoted
Holykamoly, you see the jug’s on that one!!!!!!
November 27th, 2002 at 3:33 pm
Ebvil doers on the horizone!
Can’t spell can’t speak can’t govern…
November 27th, 2002 at 7:40 pm | Promoted
Shhh… be quiet. Let me hear what they are saying.
November 27th, 2002 at 8:41 pm | Promoted
Wow X-Ray binoculars, and you’re right general, Hillary is wearing a thong.
November 28th, 2002 at 10:00 pm
P00NTaNG! Let’s move in guys
November 28th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
P00NTaNG! Let’s move in guys
December 2nd, 2002 at 11:28 am | Promoted
My God, It’s full of stars.
December 3rd, 2002 at 11:40 pm
I see him, I see him
December 7th, 2002 at 12:36 am
Reason #1375 why the rest of the world is glad that they don’t live in the US
December 8th, 2002 at 8:45 pm
. . . i would while away the hours confirin’ with the flowers, if I only had a brain. . .
December 9th, 2002 at 2:19 am | Promoted
“What lens cap? I’m just practicing my X-ray vision.”
December 9th, 2002 at 8:16 am
Uh-huhuhuhuh….nekkid gurlz, uh-uhuhuhuh
December 9th, 2002 at 6:06 pm | Promoted
I can’t hear a thing
December 9th, 2002 at 8:25 pm | Promoted
“Wooo-ee, that Tipper sure is a looker…”
December 11th, 2002 at 1:49 pm | Promoted
I can’t see Osama bin Laden, but wait it minute, I can see Hussain!
December 13th, 2002 at 2:18 pm | Promoted
“Stri~gery!”
December 15th, 2002 at 2:42 pm | Promoted
Where’d them evil-doers go?
December 17th, 2002 at 1:08 pm | Promoted
Ohhh yeah, Much better. Whatta know, she’s a peroxide Blonde alright. Dick Chaney was right!!
December 21st, 2002 at 7:06 pm
I am glad Trent Lott can’t see this. All I see is BLACK.
December 21st, 2002 at 8:14 pm | Promoted
Well Trent Lott’s record looks clean from here
December 24th, 2002 at 4:01 pm
I’ll show those assholes in the liberal press that I’m no dumb ass.
December 24th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
Sir, you really are stupid like they all say.
December 25th, 2002 at 5:23 am
Ah cun see dem evil dewers. Let’s git
em….Oops, dat’s ma reflectshin.
December 28th, 2002 at 5:55 am
Don’t “misunderestimate” this man. He’s extremely “subliminable”. So “subliminable” he has the power of x-ray vision (or complete stupidity… you pick).
December 30th, 2002 at 10:03 pm | Promoted
So these are like the binoculars we gave to every voter in Florida?
January 5th, 2003 at 11:39 pm
awe… Wait til you see the next viewmaster slide georgie..It’s pisser! 3d tanks and all!!! You sure you got it up to the light?
January 7th, 2003 at 11:38 am
GW, ... try it with the caps off.
January 9th, 2003 at 4:53 pm
“Darkness, Darkness” – The Youngbloods
January 16th, 2003 at 9:23 pm
W: Kinda reminds me of home, back in Texas, you can look around for miles and see nuthin’!
January 18th, 2003 at 3:53 pm | Promoted
These glasses are good, I can see saddams butt from here, shall we shoot him?
January 19th, 2003 at 3:10 pm
Acho melhor ele não provocar uma terceira guerra se o sadam vÊ isto…
January 19th, 2003 at 8:38 pm | Promoted
Wow…Lookin Good Monica….Someone get me a cigar!
January 28th, 2003 at 4:15 pm | Promoted
Se o Sadam vê isto, aí é que vamos ter guerra
January 29th, 2003 at 12:55 pm
I don’t know what those U.N. inspectors are looking for, but I can see is nukes from here.
February 8th, 2003 at 8:09 am
its the only way i get 2 see hilary nude guys
February 8th, 2003 at 8:10 am
police try long range radar checks
February 8th, 2003 at 8:12 am
u 2 men kep your hands busy while i watch the blonde strip
February 13th, 2003 at 12:04 pm
“Scheiße Jungs, der Typ is zu gut für uns – keine Spur von diesem islamistischen Schafeficker!”
March 6th, 2003 at 10:03 am | Promoted
Instructions? I am the most powerfullest man in America. I don’t need no stinking instructions.
March 6th, 2003 at 3:26 pm
OH my dear god! what in the hell is that???? Sir, thats your wife
March 6th, 2003 at 3:26 pm
take the caps off the front sir!
March 7th, 2003 at 3:03 am
These X-ray filters are spectacular!
March 11th, 2003 at 12:51 am
(Little do the soldiers beside George know, he’s taped a nudie picture of Osama’s wife on the inside of the Lens caps.)
March 11th, 2003 at 6:06 pm
I think we accidently hit the sun
March 13th, 2003 at 10:32 am
Too bad that’s Bill Clintons body with W’s head photoshopped in his place.
March 18th, 2003 at 2:17 pm
“Where’s the on switch?”
March 18th, 2003 at 2:18 pm
“Where’s the on switch?”
March 23rd, 2003 at 3:15 pm | Promoted
Deve querer ver tudo negro!!!
March 30th, 2003 at 10:46 am
Bush was seen playing with a Kaleidascope while bing briefed on the serious aspects of guerilla warfare.
March 31st, 2003 at 7:21 pm | Promoted
Dam those pansies with their infared technology
April 9th, 2003 at 7:27 pm
You’re holding those upside down, sir.
April 14th, 2003 at 2:50 pm
“these night binoculars are very effective..even with the lens caps on”
April 18th, 2003 at 7:38 pm
It always makes me giggle to see PUTIN communing with the javalinas, here in crawford.
April 24th, 2003 at 12:28 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the leader of the free world.
April 27th, 2003 at 7:26 am
what saddam?
April 30th, 2003 at 2:41 pm
These are so cool.. Ka-chunk.. Grand Canyon…Ka-chunk…Empire State Building…Ka-chunk…Golden Gate Bridge…Ka-chunk….
May 9th, 2003 at 10:58 am
Look at the size of the tits on that one!!
May 11th, 2003 at 12:55 pm
Boyz, im not sure if you can see what im seeing but im telling you that is a Sweet ass!
May 13th, 2003 at 7:48 pm | Promoted
This canteen seems broken…
May 19th, 2003 at 7:35 am
Sir, it helps if you take the lense caps off.
May 27th, 2003 at 12:59 pm
$10,000 military issue field glasses should take the lens caps off for you.
August 6th, 2003 at 7:40 am
Damn. Y’all weren’t kiddin’ about these dust storms, were ya?
February 13th, 2004 at 1:31 pm
dang, i know this is how clinton looked through ‘em in korea but i can’t see a thing.
February 22nd, 2004 at 7:42 pm
I don’t see ANY democrats that could run this country correctly IF there is such a thing!
February 22nd, 2004 at 7:44 pm | Promoted
I don’t see any Democrats worth a Flying Cent!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 9th, 2004 at 7:40 am | Promoted
So you army bastards think you can hand me a pair of binos without taking the lens caps off? Your demoted. From now on I want you on potatoe duty. “ok sir cause the photographer over there just gave me half a million to make you look retarded. Thats more than ive made in 20 years” Ok soldier, I respect your initiative. Lets get some good pictures of me and barbera next time. hehe
November 8th, 2004 at 8:55 pm | Promoted
Yes, General, of course I can see an exit strategy!
May 9th, 2005 at 2:48 pm
Who is that idiot trying to climb over the White House fence?....Wait!...Cheney??!!
May 23rd, 2005 at 7:59 am | Promoted
Viewmaster unveils it’s new, tactical model
August 9th, 2005 at 5:49 pm
Say “Cheese”
August 9th, 2005 at 5:50 pm
Say “cheese”