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Is it nighttime?

The most powerful man in the free world can’t even remember to take off the lens caps.

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155 Captions to 'Is it nighttime?'

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  1. filkertom says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 7:39 pm

    Good work, gentlemen! All their base are belong to us.

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  2. Nick says:

    November 4th, 2002 at 6:30 pm

    Top officials report no success in pinpointing bin Laden’s location.
    “Sneaky bastard is using every trick in the book,” says Bush.

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  3. bob says:

    November 4th, 2002 at 7:26 pm

    Um you tell him, no sir you tell him

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  4. filkertom says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 7:23 pm

    Damn. Either o’ you boys got a quarter? I can’t see the Statue of Liberty for shit.

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  5. bgw says:

    November 12th, 2002 at 9:14 am

    W. helps OJ look for the real killers.

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  6. Fartman says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 9:05 am

    “Are these night-vision goggles? ‘Cause they don’t work during day time.”

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  7. Chris says:

    November 15th, 2002 at 7:04 pm

    At least he’s looking through the small end.

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  8. HappyTime says:

    November 13th, 2002 at 12:43 pm

    Amazing, I’m seeing halfway areound the world with these things. It is night in China, right?

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  9. tandeme says:

    November 8th, 2002 at 9:32 pm

    Officer: Here Sir let me get those lens caps for you.
    Bush: lens caps! I thought Clinton cut the funding for those.

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  10. Rabid Rabbit says:

    November 21st, 2002 at 1:37 am

    Our Fearless Leader

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  11. donkeyman says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 7:35 pm

    “Damn, these binoculars are powerful! I can see the back of my own head!”

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  12. Digital Coma says:

    November 9th, 2002 at 9:24 pm

    Wow, it sure got dark fast boys!

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  13. Dubya says:

    November 8th, 2004 at 8:55 pm

    Yes, General, of course I can see an exit strategy!

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  14. jonas says:

    November 9th, 2002 at 3:44 pm

    The goggles do nothing!

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  15. donkeyman says:

    November 14th, 2002 at 3:18 pm

    “I can hear Osama, but I can’t see him”

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  16. spat says:

    November 6th, 2002 at 1:59 am

    Dubya: “Boys, quick, look, I’ve discovered a black hole!”

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  17. Sinner_CRX says:

    November 14th, 2002 at 6:19 pm

    …OH MY GOD!!! I AM BLIND!!!!

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  18. Ronald Clercx says:

    December 2nd, 2002 at 11:28 am

    My God, It’s full of stars.

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  19. Why says:

    December 9th, 2002 at 6:06 pm

    I can’t hear a thing

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  20. except - flux says:

    November 8th, 2002 at 6:32 pm

    Bush steps up efforts to find Bin Laden

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  21. jimmythefish says:

    November 4th, 2002 at 10:58 pm

    Yep, darkness. Damn Al Quaida. Everywhere I look. Darkness. Ooops, aw shucks. Lens cap. There we go. Ooooh look, a butterfly!

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  22. jimmythefish says:

    November 4th, 2002 at 11:04 pm

    troop #1: eshay otgay hetay enslecay apcay oncay
    troop #2: icay nowcay

    w: highly trained language specialists, too. i’ll be damned. darkness…damn al quaida.

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  23. Bob says:

    November 15th, 2002 at 3:55 pm

    It’s coming into focus now. It says,
    P-l-e-a-s-e r-e-m-o-v-e l-e-n-s
    c-o-v-e-r-s. What’s that spell?

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  24. Monkeyfister says:

    November 16th, 2002 at 3:25 am

    “So that’s what my Black Ops look like…Dang– they really ARE black…They don’t say that in the Budget thingy.”

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  25. andy says:

    November 24th, 2002 at 7:05 pm

    moslems? liberals? theyre all a threat to america. go ahead and snuff ‘em men!

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  26. nurg says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 7:33 pm

    “Whoo-HOO, boys, look at the gazongas on that broad givin’ a little southern comfort to that baldin’ fat bastard on the Oval Office deskto– WH– LAURA? CHENEY?!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”

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  27. Lisa H. says:

    November 13th, 2002 at 2:30 pm

    I don’t see her yet Major.
    Didn’t you say the second window from the left?

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  28. Les says:

    November 4th, 2002 at 11:02 pm

    Bush expands his view on the economy

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  29. Mark Smith says:

    November 11th, 2002 at 8:00 pm

    I think that i want the mushroom cloud right over there yeah that looks like a good place

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  30. Babs, NYC says:

    December 30th, 2002 at 10:03 pm

    So these are like the binoculars we gave to every voter in Florida?

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  31. Brett Favraue says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 10:17 am

    “These night vision goggles really work. It looks just like a dark night.”

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  32. Tom Bohan says:

    November 13th, 2002 at 11:04 pm

    The blind leading the blind

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  33. no one says:

    November 27th, 2002 at 8:41 pm

    Wow X-Ray binoculars, and you’re right general, Hillary is wearing a thong.

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  34. Chris says:

    May 23rd, 2005 at 7:59 am

    Viewmaster unveils it’s new, tactical model

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  35. Bob says:

    November 19th, 2002 at 10:28 pm

    Flag patch on your jacket: $2.50
    Green beret training you: $150.00
    Latest DOD binoculars: $4,000.00
    Lens covers: Priceless

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  36. stevejust says:

    November 4th, 2002 at 5:10 pm

    President Bush plays with the new Playmate Viewfinder(TM) Military Edition. Collect all 6 Osama & Saddam reels.

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  37. Arjun says:

    November 27th, 2002 at 7:40 pm

    Shhh… be quiet. Let me hear what they are saying.

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  38. JJWB says:

    November 13th, 2002 at 2:11 pm

    uh oh another pretzel attack i’m blacking out here fella’s

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  39. Mascot says:

    November 14th, 2002 at 8:55 am

    I think I see the black hole everyone keeps talking about.

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  40. Lado Negro says:

    November 20th, 2002 at 7:11 pm

    Look!!! I see Ossama taking to Saddam!

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  41. rog says:

    November 21st, 2002 at 12:49 pm

    I saw a picture of Bill Clintoin doing this once, General. Just thought I’d see if it works. Nope, can’t see a thing.

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  42. rob douglas says:

    November 24th, 2002 at 9:12 pm

    Holykamoly, you see the jug’s on that one!!!!!!

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  43. Ad-rock says:

    December 15th, 2002 at 2:42 pm

    Where’d them evil-doers go?

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  44. Stu says:

    November 7th, 2002 at 2:54 pm

    Uh,Mr President,I don’t think you should take this ‘Top Secret’ thing too far.

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  45. And says:

    November 8th, 2002 at 10:22 pm

    Bush demonstrates new plan for UN negotiations.

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  46. Joe says:

    November 12th, 2002 at 9:46 pm

    Unkie Chaney likes it when I play capture the flag!

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  47. Erik Bloodaxe says:

    November 14th, 2002 at 2:21 am

    The Emporer’s New Binoculars?

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  48. Js says:

    November 14th, 2002 at 8:46 am

    I’m not picking up any droids on my scanner. That little guy couldn’t have gotten far.

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  49. ego says:

    November 15th, 2002 at 6:57 pm

    It didn’t matter the lens caps were on, the binoculars were only a cover while the President lamented; “Ah, you don’t buy snapple, you’s only rent it.”

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  50. John Q Public says:

    November 15th, 2002 at 7:31 pm

    There’s a party in my mind, and I hope it never stops!

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  51. John A says:

    November 16th, 2002 at 3:49 pm

    What problem with the economy?…
    I don’t see any problem.

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  52. Sean C says:

    November 16th, 2002 at 6:46 pm

    Wow man, the last time I saw crazy colors like this, I was doing lines at Yale!!

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  53. Toe Knee says:

    December 13th, 2002 at 2:18 pm

    “Stri~gery!”

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  54. Bill says:

    December 9th, 2002 at 2:19 am

    “What lens cap? I’m just practicing my X-ray vision.”

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  55. jill says:

    December 9th, 2002 at 8:25 pm

    “Wooo-ee, that Tipper sure is a looker…”

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  56. Resisoblis says:

    December 21st, 2002 at 8:14 pm

    Well Trent Lott’s record looks clean from here

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  57. jack says:

    January 18th, 2003 at 3:53 pm

    These glasses are good, I can see saddams butt from here, shall we shoot him?

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  58. paul reynolds says:

    January 19th, 2003 at 8:38 pm

    Wow…Lookin Good Monica….Someone get me a cigar!

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  59. Marta Sousa says:

    January 28th, 2003 at 4:15 pm

    Se o Sadam vê isto, aí é que vamos ter guerra

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  60. GhostMan says:

    March 6th, 2003 at 10:03 am

    Instructions? I am the most powerfullest man in America. I don’t need no stinking instructions.

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  61. Justin... says:

    May 13th, 2003 at 7:48 pm

    This canteen seems broken…

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  62. Reut says:

    November 17th, 2002 at 7:42 am

    Yup, our reoprts show it’s not yet winter in Asia..

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  63. Bob says:

    November 18th, 2002 at 9:44 am

    “Bill Clinton tried this back in 1993 and it didn’t work for him, either.”

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  64. George says:

    December 7th, 2002 at 12:36 am

    Reason #1375 why the rest of the world is glad that they don’t live in the US

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  65. Da Konz says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 3:00 am

    Dubya: Sure commander I see what you mean, they are everywhere comein’ in from all directions….*KASHUNK*……Did we just fly to Antartica???….*KASHUNK*…..NOW WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN HOLLAND!??!

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  66. Spana says:

    November 6th, 2002 at 3:20 am

    Hey major cut him dsome slack hes having more success with the binoculars than at eating pretzels

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  67. filkertom says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 7:26 pm

    HAH! I knew these Dick-Cheney-autographed dissent-detecting goggles would validate me. No dissent anywhere. Let’s invade!

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  68. filkertom says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 7:31 pm

    The world’s most dangerous man, field-testing the Army’s top-secret GameBoy Unadvanced.

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  69. Patrick says:

    November 6th, 2002 at 9:00 am

    Good thing we have such clear sighted and intelligent leaders or this whole thing with Iraq could turn into a real mess…..oh.

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  70. Uncle Mike says:

    November 6th, 2002 at 10:18 pm

    Now that the Republicans are running the entire show, President Bush looked through the binoculars-to-the-future and saw- his father’s 1000 points of light had all gone out. The future looked very dark indeed.

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  71. Alessandro says:

    November 7th, 2002 at 8:46 am

    Ahnnn… so it’s this side that I have to look at….

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  72. Joe says:

    November 12th, 2002 at 9:44 pm

    Unkie Chaney likes it when I play capture the flag!!

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  73. Mary says:

    November 11th, 2002 at 9:25 am

    This is the man that we elected, people

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  74. kevin says:

    November 11th, 2002 at 10:07 am

    even with the caps on I can address the middle east conflict better than Clinton

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  75. Slade says:

    November 11th, 2002 at 1:28 pm

    The president cultivates a broader worldview.

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  76. T-Aire says:

    November 12th, 2002 at 11:10 am

    I can see my house from here!

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  77. Rob says:

    November 14th, 2002 at 1:53 am

    “check out the broad and guy going at it on the left sir”
    “That’s Bill!”

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  78. PA Anime Chika says:

    November 14th, 2002 at 9:25 pm

    *Bush* Is that Bazooka thingy supposed to be aimed at US? No?…Oh…Crap…

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  79. Monkeyfister says:

    November 16th, 2002 at 3:30 am

    “Yeah- these are perfect. When did you say have you can have them fit on every Murican by?”

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  80. ‹b3rcr0mb!3 says:

    November 17th, 2002 at 7:08 pm

    Green beret 1: “Wow, the CIA sure did a good job of disguising that gun as a pair of binoculars…”

    Green beret 2: “Yes, Mr. President. Just hit that switch and all will be clear.”

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  81. Mute says:

    November 18th, 2002 at 6:29 pm

    Clearly, something must be done…

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  82. Thambu says:

    November 19th, 2002 at 4:02 am

    Shit man,who wanna remove the lens cap,i am quiet comfortable with it.

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  83. Tom Bohan says:

    November 19th, 2002 at 11:20 pm

    Stoopid is as stoopid does.

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  84. Judy says:

    November 20th, 2002 at 9:25 pm

    pardon the spelling error – research

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  85. Ted says:

    November 21st, 2002 at 12:54 pm

    General! You are relieved of your duties immediatley. Now! Get me someone who knows how to hand me the damn Binoculars! Sans lens caps, that is!

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  86. me says:

    December 8th, 2002 at 8:45 pm

    . . . i would while away the hours confirin’ with the flowers, if I only had a brain. . .

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  87. SisteroftheSun says:

    November 22nd, 2002 at 5:32 pm

    Uh, yeah, I’d say she had a pair, alright!

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  88. Daniel says:

    November 22nd, 2002 at 7:03 pm

    errrr… DUH!!!!

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  89. Doodie Face says:

    November 22nd, 2002 at 11:03 pm

    Made in America

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  90. Clark W. Griswold says:

    November 24th, 2002 at 2:32 pm

    Damn these X-Ray Binocs, Anna Nicole looks better with her clothes on!

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  91. ottodachat says:

    November 27th, 2002 at 3:33 pm

    Ebvil doers on the horizone!
    Can’t spell can’t speak can’t govern…

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  92. Rich says:

    November 28th, 2002 at 10:00 pm

    P00NTaNG! Let’s move in guys

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  93. Rich says:

    November 28th, 2002 at 10:01 pm

    P00NTaNG! Let’s move in guys

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  94. meg says:

    December 3rd, 2002 at 11:40 pm

    I see him, I see him

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  95. bookarama says:

    December 9th, 2002 at 8:16 am

    Uh-huhuhuhuh….nekkid gurlz, uh-uhuhuhuh

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  96. surfmoc says:

    December 21st, 2002 at 7:06 pm

    I am glad Trent Lott can’t see this. All I see is BLACK.

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  97. George Dubious says:

    December 24th, 2002 at 4:01 pm

    I’ll show those assholes in the liberal press that I’m no dumb ass.

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  98. Soldier says:

    December 24th, 2002 at 4:04 pm

    Sir, you really are stupid like they all say.

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  99. Soldier says:

    December 25th, 2002 at 5:23 am

    Ah cun see dem evil dewers. Let’s git
    em….Oops, dat’s ma reflectshin.

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  100. Nina says:

    December 28th, 2002 at 5:55 am

    Don’t “misunderestimate” this man. He’s extremely “subliminable”. So “subliminable” he has the power of x-ray vision (or complete stupidity… you pick).

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  101. lecoptre says:

    January 5th, 2003 at 11:39 pm

    awe… Wait til you see the next viewmaster slide georgie..It’s pisser! 3d tanks and all!!! You sure you got it up to the light?

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  102. Mind Guerilla says:

    January 7th, 2003 at 11:38 am

    GW, … try it with the caps off.

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  103. KDANTEATER says:

    January 9th, 2003 at 4:53 pm

    “Darkness, Darkness” – The Youngbloods

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  104. The Deranged Smile says:

    January 16th, 2003 at 9:23 pm

    W: Kinda reminds me of home, back in Texas, you can look around for miles and see nuthin’!

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  105. Marta Sousa says:

    January 19th, 2003 at 3:10 pm

    Acho melhor ele não provocar uma terceira guerra se o sadam vÊ isto…

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  106. Open You Eyes says:

    January 29th, 2003 at 12:55 pm

    I don’t know what those U.N. inspectors are looking for, but I can see is nukes from here.

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  107. mrdee says:

    February 8th, 2003 at 8:09 am

    its the only way i get 2 see hilary nude guys

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  108. mrdee says:

    February 8th, 2003 at 8:10 am

    police try long range radar checks

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  109. mrdee says:

    February 8th, 2003 at 8:12 am

    u 2 men kep your hands busy while i watch the blonde strip

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  110. Manuel says:

    February 13th, 2003 at 12:04 pm

    “Scheiße Jungs, der Typ is zu gut für uns – keine Spur von diesem islamistischen Schafeficker!”

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  111. kimplovesmrp says:

    March 6th, 2003 at 3:26 pm

    OH my dear god! what in the hell is that???? Sir, thats your wife

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  112. mullet says:

    March 6th, 2003 at 3:26 pm

    take the caps off the front sir!

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  113. MeeMah says:

    March 7th, 2003 at 3:03 am

    These X-ray filters are spectacular!

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  114. HobbitOfMiddleEarth says:

    March 11th, 2003 at 12:51 am

    (Little do the soldiers beside George know, he’s taped a nudie picture of Osama’s wife on the inside of the Lens caps.)

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  115. Vera says:

    March 11th, 2003 at 6:06 pm

    I think we accidently hit the sun

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  116. Fred says:

    March 13th, 2003 at 10:32 am

    Too bad that’s Bill Clintons body with W’s head photoshopped in his place.

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  117. Atrocity says:

    March 18th, 2003 at 2:17 pm

    “Where’s the on switch?”

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  118. Atrocity says:

    March 18th, 2003 at 2:18 pm

    “Where’s the on switch?”

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  119. Poncy says:

    March 30th, 2003 at 10:46 am

    Bush was seen playing with a Kaleidascope while bing briefed on the serious aspects of guerilla warfare.

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  120. Gentaur says:

    April 9th, 2003 at 7:27 pm

    You’re holding those upside down, sir.

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  121. stevejones says:

    April 14th, 2003 at 2:50 pm

    “these night binoculars are very effective..even with the lens caps on”

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  122. firestarter says:

    April 18th, 2003 at 7:38 pm

    It always makes me giggle to see PUTIN communing with the javalinas, here in crawford.

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  123. Jeff says:

    April 24th, 2003 at 12:28 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the leader of the free world.

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  124. Hong says:

    April 27th, 2003 at 7:26 am

    what saddam?

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  125. Jason says:

    April 30th, 2003 at 2:41 pm

    These are so cool.. Ka-chunk.. Grand Canyon…Ka-chunk…Empire State Building…Ka-chunk…Golden Gate Bridge…Ka-chunk….

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  126. D.Mangrum says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 10:58 am

    Look at the size of the tits on that one!!

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  127. bdog says:

    May 11th, 2003 at 12:55 pm

    Boyz, im not sure if you can see what im seeing but im telling you that is a Sweet ass!

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  128. Sabriel says:

    May 19th, 2003 at 7:35 am

    Sir, it helps if you take the lense caps off.

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  129. Newt says:

    May 27th, 2003 at 12:59 pm

    $10,000 military issue field glasses should take the lens caps off for you.

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  130. Kit Kat says:

    August 6th, 2003 at 7:40 am

    Damn. Y’all weren’t kiddin’ about these dust storms, were ya?

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  131. wes says:

    February 13th, 2004 at 1:31 pm

    dang, i know this is how clinton looked through ‘em in korea but i can’t see a thing.

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  132. Terry says:

    February 22nd, 2004 at 7:42 pm

    I don’t see ANY democrats that could run this country correctly IF there is such a thing!

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  133. dogma says:

    May 9th, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    Who is that idiot trying to climb over the White House fence?….Wait!…Cheney??!!

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  134. krb says:

    August 9th, 2005 at 5:49 pm

    Say “Cheese”

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  135. krb says:

    August 9th, 2005 at 5:50 pm

    Say “cheese”

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  136. ellle says:

    June 9th, 2004 at 7:40 am

    So you army bastards think you can hand me a pair of binos without taking the lens caps off? Your demoted. From now on I want you on potatoe duty. “ok sir cause the photographer over there just gave me half a million to make you look retarded. Thats more than ive made in 20 years” Ok soldier, I respect your initiative. Lets get some good pictures of me and barbera next time. hehe

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  137. spat says:

    November 4th, 2002 at 6:41 pm

    “Damn boys, that new black-out-camouflage is realy state of the art, I can’t see a *ckufing* thing with these bino’s.”

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  138. spat says:

    November 4th, 2002 at 6:43 pm

    New disease discovered:
    DISVISIA

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  139. PA Anime Chika says:

    November 14th, 2002 at 9:24 pm

    *Bush* is that bazooka thingy supposed to be aimed at US?No?…oh…crap…

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  140. roger says:

    November 21st, 2002 at 12:51 pm

    I saw Bill Clinton doing this once. Just thought I’d see if it works! Nope doesn’t work!

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  141. Doodie Face says:

    November 22nd, 2002 at 11:02 pm

    “I’m a dumb ass.”

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  142. Romy says:

    December 11th, 2002 at 1:49 pm

    I can’t see Osama bin Laden, but wait it minute, I can see Hussain!

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  143. Robert Barker says:

    December 17th, 2002 at 1:08 pm

    Ohhh yeah, Much better. Whatta know, she’s a peroxide Blonde alright. Dick Chaney was right!!

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  144. Joao Ricardo says:

    March 23rd, 2003 at 3:15 pm

    Deve querer ver tudo negro!!!

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  145. jo0 says:

    March 31st, 2003 at 7:21 pm

    Dam those pansies with their infared technology

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  146. Terry says:

    February 22nd, 2004 at 7:44 pm

    I don’t see any Democrats worth a Flying Cent!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  147. Pokejedservo says:

    November 4th, 2002 at 8:41 pm

    Dubya Bush (thinking): Nobody knows that these are “Black-vision” googles and only LOOK like I forgot to take the lens caps off. So I can look at them while they’ll never notice. Thanks to my all-too infamous “dumb playing” this plan will be an absolute success!

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  148. Fartman says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 8:55 am

    “Yes Mister president that IS Monica Lewinski getting undressed in front of her bedroom window.”

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  149. Lisa H. says:

    November 7th, 2002 at 7:27 am

    “Don’t you tell my wife! Don’t you dare tell my wife!” President Bush says as he creates his own sex contraversy.

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  150. Crunchy says:

    November 15th, 2002 at 4:33 pm

    Looks like you sliced it, Colonel. Hee hee! You suck!

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  151. Mary says:

    November 15th, 2002 at 10:35 pm

    I think that this man is suffering from the Dan quayle disease

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  152. mike says:

    November 17th, 2002 at 7:34 pm

    SHAKE FER ME GIRL I WANNA BE UR BACKDOOR MAN

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  153. Tija says:

    November 14th, 2002 at 1:59 am

    Is it just me, or do those binoculars look like they still have the lens cap on…

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  154. Nootje says:

    November 12th, 2002 at 9:51 am

    And this guy thinks he’s the most powerfull man on earth. Stupid!!!

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  155. Richard says:

    November 5th, 2002 at 12:33 pm

    hasn’t anyone noticed but the end of his binoculars are plastic?

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