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	<title>Comments on: Segway Sales</title>
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	<description>as funny as you are.</description>
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		<title>By: Lawn Mower Reviews</title>
		<link>http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2002/11/18/segway-sales/comment-page-2/#comment-70578</link>
		<dc:creator>Lawn Mower Reviews</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Lanw Mower Reviews...&lt;/strong&gt;

Tips on choosing the right lawn mower ......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Lanw Mower Reviews&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Tips on choosing the right lawn mower &#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: FunkyNinjaMan</title>
		<link>http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2002/11/18/segway-sales/comment-page-2/#comment-18572</link>
		<dc:creator>FunkyNinjaMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 15:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*#@$k you, you @$#@$$!!ing pigs! You`ll never #@$$@*$**$@ing catch me now!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*#@$k you, you @$#@$$!!ing pigs! You`ll never #@$$@*$**$@ing catch me now!!!</p>
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		<title>By: rick12string</title>
		<link>http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2002/11/18/segway-sales/comment-page-2/#comment-18110</link>
		<dc:creator>rick12string</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2004 02:38:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Early photo of John Kerry in Da Nang at the American airbase. Apparently he was stoned and attempting to ride an F-4&#039;s broken nosewheel.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Early photo of John Kerry in Da Nang at the American airbase. Apparently he was stoned and attempting to ride an F-4&#8217;s broken nosewheel&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Paul R.</title>
		<link>http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2002/11/18/segway-sales/comment-page-2/#comment-18107</link>
		<dc:creator>Paul R.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2004 18:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bob&#039;s last words before his tragic fall into an open manhole were, &quot;Damn, girl, that ass is SMOKIN!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bob&#8217;s last words before his tragic fall into an open manhole were, &#8220;Damn, girl, that ass is SMOKIN!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Impfac</title>
		<link>http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2002/11/18/segway-sales/comment-page-2/#comment-15362</link>
		<dc:creator>Impfac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2003 22:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And the best part is, he&#039;ll be early for work. Tomorrow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And the best part is, he&#8217;ll be early for work. Tomorrow.</p>
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		<title>By: Impfac</title>
		<link>http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2002/11/18/segway-sales/comment-page-2/#comment-15361</link>
		<dc:creator>Impfac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2003 22:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(man) &quot;Ha, look how cleaver and witty I am! Go ahead and walk, simpletons! With my Segway I can-&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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(bystander) &quot;Hey mister! You&#039;re dorymobile is stuck in a piece of gun.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(man) &#8220;Ha, look how cleaver and witty I am! Go ahead and walk, simpletons! With my Segway I can-&#8221;</p>
<p>(bystander) &#8220;Hey mister! You&#8217;re dorymobile is stuck in a piece of gun.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Mark Beular</title>
		<link>http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2002/11/18/segway-sales/comment-page-2/#comment-14265</link>
		<dc:creator>Mark Beular</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2003 03:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pompis jerk who thinks that he doesn&#039;t have to walk anymore</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pompis jerk who thinks that he doesn&#8217;t have to walk anymore</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2002/11/18/segway-sales/comment-page-2/#comment-14111</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2003 17:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;OK, you&#039;re right, here is your money, I DID have so much fun I crapped my pants...&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;OK, you&#8217;re right, here is your money, I DID have so much fun I crapped my pants&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: KD</title>
		<link>http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2002/11/18/segway-sales/comment-page-2/#comment-13661</link>
		<dc:creator>KD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2003 21:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is really a horrible pogo stick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is really a horrible pogo stick.</p>
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		<title>By: Atrocity</title>
		<link>http://www.captionmachine.com/archives/2002/11/18/segway-sales/comment-page-2/#comment-13418</link>
		<dc:creator>Atrocity</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2003 22:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder if THIS will get me chicks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if THIS will get me chicks.</p>
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