“Oh, you better not pout, better not cry…ha, I love that song…wonder if Rudolph’s still mad about the way we all called him a red-nosed freak. I guess he’s forgiven u– OH, JESUS CHRIST–!”
Santa reflected on how lucky he was to have escaped the collision with only a few broken ribs as he watched the mechanics hose out the Blitzen bits from one of the turbines.
dam people in air planes know how to get santa mad !!! I bet he has put all air planes on the nuathty list what never mine I already have!!!lololo hahahahahahahahah Love anjelica
Children the world around all wept as the ugly truth of Santa’s untimely demise set in, but perhaps the true saddness springs from knowing Christmas will only be a celebration of Jesus… who doesn’t bring gifts.
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December 16th, 2002 at 6:22 pm
OOHHHH! My sack!
February 1st, 2003 at 7:58 pm
ALL RIGHT GOD DAMNIT!!! Now Bin Laden has gone too damn far!!!!!!
December 16th, 2002 at 3:00 pm
Grinch Airways
January 9th, 2003 at 4:45 pm
I did not have sexual realtions with that airplane!
December 17th, 2002 at 9:53 pm
Moral: Never set your reindeer on autopilot!
December 17th, 2002 at 5:28 pm
Santa painfully learns never to cross the “family”, ever again. Capisce?
December 17th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
“Oh, you better not pout, better not cry…ha, I love that song…wonder if Rudolph’s still mad about the way we all called him a red-nosed freak. I guess he’s forgiven u– OH, JESUS CHRIST–!”
December 17th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
“Well, that explains the reports of partially-digested milk and cookies raining down on Cleveland.”
December 17th, 2002 at 10:30 am
Tower, Thats a negative on that bogey, we dont see anything up here.
December 16th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
Mrs. Claus secretly always feared her husbands’ fondness for overtly large phallic symbols would end badly.
December 16th, 2002 at 4:27 pm
“Ground Control to Major Tom, to hell with naughty, you’ve just made Santa’s sh!t list.”
December 17th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
D’oh!!!
December 22nd, 2002 at 8:54 pm
Hohoho, well boys and girls, who was the one that asked for the plane? I got it for you…
December 23rd, 2002 at 4:58 pm
Is this the El Al flight? It doesn’t look
like the El Al flight.
February 18th, 2004 at 1:24 pm
Immediate openings for air traffic controllers. Competetive starting salary & benefits…..
October 30th, 2004 at 10:56 am
im sorry kids santas dead therell be no chistmass this year
December 9th, 2004 at 8:34 am
oh oh ooooo shit!!!
December 9th, 2004 at 8:02 pm
hohohoh???!!!!
santa baby pairs is coming down the chimny tonight !!!!
December 17th, 2002 at 7:34 pm
dialog from “AIRPLANE 4″- “take a shortcut across the north pole, surely you must be kidding”, “no I’m not, and don’t call me Shirley”
December 16th, 2002 at 4:21 pm
Pilot: Sorry about that, Santa! I was aiming for that lazy dork riding the Segway!
December 16th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
Santa reflected on how lucky he was to have escaped the collision with only a few broken ribs as he watched the mechanics hose out the Blitzen bits from one of the turbines.
December 16th, 2002 at 5:44 pm
All I want for Christmas are my two front nutz… My two front nutz..
December 18th, 2002 at 11:10 am
“Flight Zero Niner to Tower - Controls sluggish..assistance required..over”
December 18th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
What’s the last thing to go through Santa’s head when he hits an airplane?
His ass!
December 20th, 2002 at 6:40 am
Life’s good, Life’s good, Life’s good, DEAD!!
December 19th, 2002 at 11:31 pm
WHAM!!!
Pilot: Tom did you hear that?
Co-Pilot: yeah its just a cat
December 20th, 2002 at 10:53 pm
What’s the last thing Santa saw before he hit the plane. His a’hole
December 20th, 2002 at 10:56 pm
Faster! Faster! Faster!
December 21st, 2002 at 8:09 pm
The box with the red ribbons? Thats my X-Box, could you peel it off there for me? Thanks!
December 30th, 2002 at 10:35 am
Uhhh….Houston….we have a problem….
January 9th, 2003 at 7:16 pm
so much for flying the friendly skies
February 8th, 2003 at 8:04 am
hold on tight santa
March 9th, 2003 at 10:12 am
“You see that Rudolf? Thats probably your brother”
“I dont have a brother”
“Th Mgggghhhh
March 11th, 2003 at 12:44 am
“ho ho hooaaarrrrghhh!! SMACK“
March 30th, 2003 at 12:03 am
Thats why we got those industrial strength windshield wipers installed on my plane
August 6th, 2003 at 6:13 am
Desperate, Osama bin Laden aim for alternative western targets.
December 9th, 2004 at 7:57 pm
dam people in air planes know how to get santa mad !!! I bet he has put all air planes on the nuathty list what never mine I already have!!!lololo hahahahahahahahah Love anjelica
December 16th, 2002 at 1:59 pm
Tell the boss he needs to rethink his Christmas list this year.
December 16th, 2002 at 4:44 pm
Terrorist: ‘what? I thought they said Santa Claus. You telling me now we had to crash on the White House?
December 16th, 2002 at 4:26 pm
AND THAT’s for the PINK SLIP!!
*%$December 16th, 2002 at 4:29 pm
Airbase, negative on the unidentified flying object threat… OVER!!
December 17th, 2002 at 3:07 am
Santa should have bring up Rudolph instead of Dasher.
December 17th, 2002 at 8:30 pm
On the bright side, the missile defense technology does apparently work.
December 18th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
From Fat to Flat: The TRUE Santa Claus story.
December 16th, 2002 at 1:14 pm
sing: Santa got run over by an airplane
Flying home from London Christmas Eve….
December 16th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
I guess my Daddy the pilot say Mommy kissing Santa too.
December 16th, 2002 at 1:40 pm
I guess my Daddy the pilot say Mommy kissing Santa too.
December 16th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
Unsure Santa looked down for one second to verify if he had delivered to little Johnny’s house, when…
December 16th, 2002 at 5:06 pm
– MEDDS –
Maliciously Ending
Dreams Delivery System
December 16th, 2002 at 5:11 pm
The pilot can now be seen on ‘DR Phil’s Show’ confessing his guilt for accepting the victory drink from a bet.
December 16th, 2002 at 1:58 pm
I thought it was just turbulence. I sure hope Rudolph’s okay!
December 16th, 2002 at 5:26 pm
Children the world around all wept as the ugly truth of Santa’s untimely demise set in, but perhaps the true saddness springs from knowing Christmas will only be a celebration of Jesus… who doesn’t bring gifts.