Santa may be late
Looks like santa is going to be a little late this year.
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December 16th, 2002 at 6:22 pm
OOHHHH! My sack!
February 1st, 2003 at 7:58 pm
ALL RIGHT GOD DAMNIT!!! Now Bin Laden has gone too damn far!!!!!!
December 16th, 2002 at 3:00 pm
Grinch Airways
January 9th, 2003 at 4:45 pm
I did not have sexual realtions with that airplane!
December 17th, 2002 at 9:53 pm
Moral: Never set your reindeer on autopilot!
December 17th, 2002 at 5:28 pm
Santa painfully learns never to cross the “family”, ever again. Capisce?
December 17th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
“Oh, you better not pout, better not cry…ha, I love that song…wonder if Rudolph’s still mad about the way we all called him a red-nosed freak. I guess he’s forgiven u– OH, JESUS CHRIST–!”
December 17th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
“Well, that explains the reports of partially-digested milk and cookies raining down on Cleveland.”
December 17th, 2002 at 10:30 am
Tower, Thats a negative on that bogey, we dont see anything up here.
December 16th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
Mrs. Claus secretly always feared her husbands’ fondness for overtly large phallic symbols would end badly.
December 16th, 2002 at 4:27 pm
“Ground Control to Major Tom, to hell with naughty, you’ve just made Santa’s sh!t list.”
December 17th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
D’oh!!!
December 22nd, 2002 at 8:54 pm
Hohoho, well boys and girls, who was the one that asked for the plane? I got it for you…
December 23rd, 2002 at 4:58 pm
Is this the El Al flight? It doesn’t look
like the El Al flight.
February 18th, 2004 at 1:24 pm
Immediate openings for air traffic controllers. Competetive starting salary & benefits…..
October 30th, 2004 at 10:56 am
im sorry kids santas dead therell be no chistmass this year
December 9th, 2004 at 8:34 am
oh oh ooooo shit!!!
December 9th, 2004 at 8:02 pm
hohohoh???!!!!
santa baby pairs is coming down the chimny tonight !!!!
December 17th, 2002 at 7:34 pm
dialog from “AIRPLANE 4″- “take a shortcut across the north pole, surely you must be kidding”, “no I’m not, and don’t call me Shirley”
December 16th, 2002 at 4:21 pm
Pilot: Sorry about that, Santa! I was aiming for that lazy dork riding the Segway!
December 16th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
Santa reflected on how lucky he was to have escaped the collision with only a few broken ribs as he watched the mechanics hose out the Blitzen bits from one of the turbines.
December 16th, 2002 at 5:44 pm
All I want for Christmas are my two front nutz… My two front nutz..
December 18th, 2002 at 11:10 am
“Flight Zero Niner to Tower - Controls sluggish..assistance required..over”
December 18th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
What’s the last thing to go through Santa’s head when he hits an airplane?
His ass!
December 20th, 2002 at 6:40 am
Life’s good, Life’s good, Life’s good, DEAD!!
December 19th, 2002 at 11:31 pm
WHAM!!!
Pilot: Tom did you hear that?
Co-Pilot: yeah its just a cat
December 20th, 2002 at 10:53 pm
What’s the last thing Santa saw before he hit the plane. His a’hole
December 20th, 2002 at 10:56 pm
Faster! Faster! Faster!
December 21st, 2002 at 8:09 pm
The box with the red ribbons? Thats my X-Box, could you peel it off there for me? Thanks!
December 30th, 2002 at 10:35 am
Uhhh….Houston….we have a problem….
January 9th, 2003 at 7:16 pm
so much for flying the friendly skies
February 8th, 2003 at 8:04 am
hold on tight santa
March 9th, 2003 at 10:12 am
“You see that Rudolf? Thats probably your brother”
“I dont have a brother”
“Th Mgggghhhh
March 11th, 2003 at 12:44 am
“ho ho hooaaarrrrghhh!! SMACK“
March 30th, 2003 at 12:03 am
Thats why we got those industrial strength windshield wipers installed on my plane
August 6th, 2003 at 6:13 am
Desperate, Osama bin Laden aim for alternative western targets.
December 9th, 2004 at 7:57 pm
dam people in air planes know how to get santa mad !!! I bet he has put all air planes on the nuathty list what never mine I already have!!!lololo hahahahahahahahah Love anjelica
December 16th, 2002 at 1:59 pm
Tell the boss he needs to rethink his Christmas list this year.
December 16th, 2002 at 4:44 pm
Terrorist: ‘what? I thought they said Santa Claus. You telling me now we had to crash on the White House?
December 16th, 2002 at 4:26 pm
AND THAT’s for the PINK SLIP!!
*%$December 16th, 2002 at 4:29 pm
Airbase, negative on the unidentified flying object threat… OVER!!
December 17th, 2002 at 3:07 am
Santa should have bring up Rudolph instead of Dasher.
December 17th, 2002 at 8:30 pm
On the bright side, the missile defense technology does apparently work.
December 18th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
From Fat to Flat: The TRUE Santa Claus story.
December 16th, 2002 at 1:14 pm
sing: Santa got run over by an airplane
Flying home from London Christmas Eve….
December 16th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
I guess my Daddy the pilot say Mommy kissing Santa too.
December 16th, 2002 at 1:40 pm
I guess my Daddy the pilot say Mommy kissing Santa too.
December 16th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
Unsure Santa looked down for one second to verify if he had delivered to little Johnny’s house, when…
December 16th, 2002 at 5:06 pm
– MEDDS –
Maliciously Ending
Dreams Delivery System
December 16th, 2002 at 5:11 pm
The pilot can now be seen on ‘DR Phil’s Show’ confessing his guilt for accepting the victory drink from a bet.
December 16th, 2002 at 1:58 pm
I thought it was just turbulence. I sure hope Rudolph’s okay!
December 16th, 2002 at 5:26 pm
Children the world around all wept as the ugly truth of Santa’s untimely demise set in, but perhaps the true saddness springs from knowing Christmas will only be a celebration of Jesus… who doesn’t bring gifts.