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December 17th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
I told you bad things would happen if you touched yourself down there, Billy.
December 17th, 2002 at 11:10 am
Hoping to save money in the long run, Billy’s parents took a somewhat unconvential approach to cutting down on the cost of Christmas gifts.
December 30th, 2002 at 9:10 pm
Hate to tell you this, kid, but the Easter Bunny’s buried three gravestones over.
December 17th, 2002 at 12:46 pm
Do you know what killed Santa, Johnny? When he found out how bad you were this year, he committed suicide.
February 21st, 2003 at 7:37 pm
That’s right, I put an end to the fat cookie eatin freeloadin freak.
And an end to deer Sh!t on the roof.
December 17th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
well, at least they were able to scrape him off the 747…
December 23rd, 2002 at 10:09 am
It.. it… it was soap poisioning !!!
February 9th, 2003 at 8:40 pm
Bad spelling kindergarten children pay dearly for letters to “Satan”
December 17th, 2002 at 8:44 pm
SON OF A - y’couldn’a died on the 26th, could you, ya fat bastard!?
December 17th, 2002 at 11:08 am
How the child psychology industry builds business.
December 21st, 2002 at 8:04 pm
Rumor has it that when he received the 467 millionth demand for an X-Box, he clutched his chest and keeled over
December 17th, 2002 at 9:48 pm
This is what really happens if you leave milk and cookies out all night, kids!
December 17th, 2002 at 10:25 am
Mommy, I am going to miss Santa at the mall, he always smelled like scotch, and he had a roll of quarters in his pocket.
December 18th, 2002 at 8:01 pm
The first victim of the “Santavirus”, contracted through exposure to dried reindeer droppings.
December 20th, 2002 at 10:59 pm
It says he died two years ago.
That means YOU left me the coal.
February 16th, 2003 at 2:02 pm
Hold up…if Santa died 3 years ago, who’s been emptying their sack in my bedroom all this time . . ?
December 17th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
The tragedy of the moment was softened somewhat by Bob Ross’s poignant landscape technique.
December 17th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
But Mom, I got a gift from Santa Claus last year. That must mean you lied to me about ghosts! I’m scared!
December 18th, 2002 at 1:01 am
Kids, let this be a lesson; Never spray “Doe in heat” musk as a joke on an unexpecting victim before he tends to his heard of reindeers.
January 22nd, 2003 at 3:43 pm
Just forget about it Dancer, it’s CHRISTMAS-TOWN.
March 5th, 2003 at 10:40 pm
See…this is what happens when you don’t read the expiration date on your milk…
Either that or Ole St.Nick never realized he was lactose intolerant…
March 6th, 2003 at 9:31 am
No Virginia, there isn’t a Santa Claus. No Really look, he’s dead. “Accompanied by a villanous laugh.”
March 7th, 2003 at 12:23 pm
I told you he WAS real…
December 17th, 2002 at 8:33 pm
Jesus God damn it to Hell! I will avenge you, Kris Kringle! I WILL AVENGE YOOOU!
December 19th, 2002 at 11:29 pm
OH MY GOD!!! I KILLED SANTA!! YOU BASTARD!!!
December 20th, 2002 at 10:49 pm
The buck stops here.
January 27th, 2003 at 12:37 am
yeah, i’m only 4, but i killed the son of a bitch! who’s next?
March 18th, 2003 at 2:02 am
“You see dear…grandpa caught grandma with Santa Claus again…”
March 18th, 2003 at 2:04 am
“See what telling lies does Johnny?”
June 27th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
“See that, Skippy?
Kittens aren’t the only ones that suffer due to your little 6 minute workouts!”
December 19th, 2002 at 10:56 am
Billy laughs manically as he realises his evil plan is coming together nicely!
January 12th, 2003 at 2:36 am
santa was totally krossed out & he couldnt get his trousers off fast enough 2 relieve himself & well, you see the results, he cant warm it up no more & nothing can make him jump, jump
January 22nd, 2003 at 3:41 pm
Rudolf, WHY?
January 31st, 2003 at 11:29 am
Please don’t be sad.
February 7th, 2003 at 7:34 am
÷áì
February 7th, 2003 at 7:35 am
÷áìé çîåã
February 14th, 2003 at 8:18 am
Wanted New Santa Claus, must not be scared of heights or confined spaces. Applicants living in never land will not be considered.
February 16th, 2003 at 2:00 pm
Today we mourn the passing of Santa Claus, cruely shot down by a mistaken member of the Anti ZZTop Alliance.
February 21st, 2003 at 6:47 pm
o/~ Oh-Oh-Oh. The Night San-ta went cra-zy o/~
March 5th, 2003 at 7:37 pm
Billy just had to ask for an X box
March 6th, 2003 at 9:14 am
Daddy’s dead? Uh oh! Mommy forgot to slap a restraining order on that bastard! So I guess Mommy just wanted to kill him. That bastard.
Rats.
March 6th, 2003 at 9:55 am
Did you see the LAST picture Billy? What did you think? Santa and that man with the gun were playing paintball?
March 6th, 2003 at 3:23 pm
i told you hunny not to put sugar in santas cookies, you know hes a diebetic!
March 8th, 2003 at 4:10 pm
That big stone is on my toy……stupid Santa!!!
March 9th, 2003 at 9:54 am
The Easter Bunny…I understood. The tooth fairy…I burst into tears…but Santa???!!!??? NOOOOOOOOO!!!
March 9th, 2003 at 5:48 pm
after many failed attempts by carls wife come christmas day he decided to fix the hole in the roof
March 11th, 2003 at 8:20 pm
Better not tell Baby New Year that Frosty melted too.
March 14th, 2003 at 3:59 pm
i told you he was lactose-intolerent! whyd you make him drink the milk?
March 14th, 2003 at 4:17 pm
aw shit no more presents!
March 15th, 2003 at 5:53 am
Tell me about it!
March 30th, 2003 at 10:35 am
Huh Huh Hurghhhh! April Foools Timmy!!!
Switch off now honey That one should win the $10,000!
April 18th, 2003 at 7:35 pm
THE LYING BASTARDS!
September 19th, 2003 at 6:17 pm
Santa soon realized that Timmy’s cookies had been sitting out since the last Christmas.
October 1st, 2003 at 2:39 pm
::don’t worry Timmy, your going to die soon too anyway::
March 5th, 2004 at 3:02 am
Do you know what killed Santa, Maja? When he found out how bad you were this year, he committed suicide.
April 14th, 2004 at 8:44 am
the truth comes out!
December 17th, 2004 at 6:02 am
oh fuck
January 10th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
board on physics and astronomy…
Good observation, your ideas are right on….
June 19th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Lines and lines of children flooding to see him constantly was too much for santa to take.
March 14th, 2007 at 10:31 am
The Easter Bunny thought up the prank in the “Nick” of time.
December 19th, 2002 at 11:22 pm
He said I was naughty and not so nice!
December 17th, 2002 at 11:37 am
I’m sorry mama, I never meant to hurt youuu…
MNM in the making.
December 17th, 2002 at 2:00 pm
Christmas Customer Service Department:
Complaint Center
December 18th, 2002 at 12:25 am
Wait a minute. If Santa’s been dead since 2000, then just who the hell is it that’s been sliding down my chimney for the past two years???
December 17th, 2002 at 9:09 pm
“Awww! All I wanted for Christmas was my one front tooth.”
December 19th, 2002 at 7:50 pm
I guess grandma wasn’t the only one that was run over by a reindeer
December 20th, 2002 at 12:39 pm
I only farted on Santa’s lap mommy. I didn’t poop my pants!
December 25th, 2002 at 7:08 am
As he found out about santa’s death billy’s eyes shrank amazingly!
December 29th, 2002 at 5:16 pm
This is what happens if you finger your mum.
January 1st, 2003 at 2:18 pm
He’s having an affair with Nanna ???
March 5th, 2003 at 7:43 pm
After teh mob relized they could make it big in the toy buis, they decided to elimanate the Santa factor out of the equation.
March 9th, 2003 at 5:45 pm
while approaching cruising altitude, rudolph suddenly blew a fuse in his nose and thats when we lost contact
March 11th, 2003 at 12:41 am
Santa should have wondered what that funny package was on christmas day, after all doesn’t HE deliver the presents?” *BANG
December 17th, 2002 at 11:09 am
Looking through his childhood photo album, police uncovered clues as to what turned Ted Bundy into a serial killer.
December 18th, 2002 at 7:11 pm
Funny it seems like his life is more realistic than his “Death” here.
Pokejedservo
December 17th, 2002 at 10:04 am
Now all we need is an Easter Bunny stone.
December 17th, 2002 at 2:11 pm
Now, children, how old was Santa when he died? 166! Eeeeewwww…
December 17th, 2002 at 8:17 pm
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