On a roll
Since were on a Christmas roll, here’s another Santa photo.
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December 21st, 2002 at 12:20 pm
Ted Nugent’s Christmas card.
December 21st, 2002 at 12:21 pm
It looks like Charlton Heston’s Alzheimers disease is getting pretty bad!
December 20th, 2002 at 10:10 am
Benny found an easy way to start his own toy business.
December 20th, 2002 at 9:54 am
Wiping his boots on the beard complicated Henry’s later defense.
December 20th, 2002 at 12:16 pm
you’re a mean one Mr. Grinch
December 26th, 2002 at 10:58 am
Finally. A nativity scene liberals can accept.
December 20th, 2002 at 8:21 pm
It’s okay, Billy, they’re just napping. Very quietly. In the snow. In pools of their own blood…Ah, to hell with it, I can’t lie to you, Billy.
December 20th, 2002 at 9:52 am
Elmer Fudd, Enemy of the People.
December 20th, 2002 at 9:57 am
That’s what you get for giving me coal every year!
December 20th, 2002 at 7:46 pm
Ignoring the the stern Warning about flying over Washington air space, Santa pays the Ultimate price for his actions.
December 20th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
Dear, I’m kind of worried about the neighbor’s Christmas display this year.
December 20th, 2002 at 10:21 am
Christmas #1 - diapers
Christams #2 - my first toilet
Christams #3 - snowman poop
Christmas #4 - lump of coal
Christmas #5 - tutu
Christmas #6 - reindeer feed
Christmas #7 - plant
Christmas #8 - picture of Santa laughing
Christmas #9 - nothing
Christmas #10 - nothing
I THINK YOU GET THE POINT!
January 12th, 2003 at 11:18 pm
Post 9-11.
Are We Taking Homeland Security Too Far?
December 20th, 2002 at 8:17 pm
Harry Potter and the Failed Attempt to Stop Gandalf
December 20th, 2002 at 9:51 am
Ha-ha! I, Donald Rumsfeld, have saved the US!
January 2nd, 2003 at 7:09 pm
When ex-postal workers take out their wrath on the competition.
December 21st, 2002 at 7:59 pm
Tonight on the NBC Mystery Movie: “I saw Tommy KILLING Santa Claus!”
June 27th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
“Since you’re checkin it twice…….
I better not what?
I know who’s not coming to town, Fat boy!”
December 20th, 2002 at 9:55 am
Grandma would be proud!
You just had to run over her with
your reindeer when I was a kid!
Didn’t you Santa?!
Didn’t you?!
December 20th, 2002 at 10:11 am
What can I say? He hasn’t come to my house since I was 10!
December 23rd, 2002 at 8:17 pm
Yokel voice : HEY KIDS, we’re eating dinner tonight!!!
January 2nd, 2003 at 12:13 pm
Later at the police station: C’mon officer. He was kissing my wife. Ask my son, he was singing about it all *#%@-ing day.
January 9th, 2003 at 4:36 pm
I love animals!
January 31st, 2003 at 2:00 am
“Thats the last time you ever come down my chimney, you goddamn sicko!”
June 3rd, 2003 at 12:40 am
New Bin Laden photos released, I wonder where he is?
December 24th, 2003 at 11:41 pm
President Bush: “Oh my God! You shot the Easter Bunny!”
December 21st, 2002 at 12:55 pm
This man is destined to have ghost problems in the future.
Imagine what it would be like
to have a HERD OF REINDEER
running through your house & some guy yelling HO! HO! HO! at 3AM!
December 20th, 2002 at 10:29 am
Redefining “Naughty” in our time.
December 20th, 2002 at 10:02 am
Well, this will make a nice Christmas decoration! Wonder what the taxidermist will charge me.
December 20th, 2002 at 10:04 am
Honey, I think you need some help with your Christmas spirit!
December 24th, 2002 at 6:21 pm
Mrs.Claus insurence colection scam?
December 26th, 2002 at 5:43 pm
I dunno whats nastier, what this guy did to Santa or what Santa is going to do to him after the guy realizes that Santa is immortal.
January 12th, 2003 at 2:38 am
the outdoor channels christmas special
January 29th, 2003 at 4:40 pm
The trick is to lead the one with the red nose by about 2 deer lengths. See you next week on the Outdoor Life Network.
February 8th, 2003 at 3:51 am
confirm santa is dead mr jackson the kids will all love you now
March 7th, 2003 at 6:30 pm
Thats the last time I end up on the naughty list!
March 8th, 2003 at 2:56 pm
Now, were could that Easter Bunny be hidding?
March 18th, 2003 at 2:05 am
Proof that Lee Harvey Oswald is still alive.
May 14th, 2003 at 12:57 am
….and THAT’S for not getting me the Malibu Barbie I wanted when I was 7!
June 2nd, 2003 at 8:18 pm
rifle: $120
snowsuit: $40
Not having to worry about getting coal anymore: priceless
December 20th, 2002 at 10:42 pm
F’ing Jeff, out poaching again.
December 20th, 2002 at 9:56 am
Whaddaya want? He was speeding at a border crossing. Plus, he forgot my train set.
December 20th, 2002 at 10:00 am
Mmmm. Venison and fatty.
December 20th, 2002 at 10:02 am
Yes, Virginia, there was….
December 20th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
The real irony of Ike’s murderous need to win was that the Iditarod wasn’t until March.
December 24th, 2002 at 7:11 am
YEAH!
December 24th, 2002 at 4:00 pm
Happy X-mas LoSer!
December 24th, 2002 at 4:01 pm
Merry X-mas Bitch!
December 24th, 2002 at 6:12 pm
The Jewish hunter who killed Santa and his riendeer.
December 24th, 2002 at 6:14 pm
Saddahms revenge
December 24th, 2002 at 6:15 pm
The Jew hunter thats raises towds Santa
December 24th, 2002 at 6:16 pm
The Hanukah revenge.
December 24th, 2002 at 6:19 pm
Elvs munity
December 24th, 2002 at 6:20 pm
The Jews bounty hunter.
December 29th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
Santa’s journey through German occupied Europe ended with a bang.
December 30th, 2002 at 12:55 am
Said detective Dan, “Too much Viagra?”
December 30th, 2002 at 11:28 am
See what happens when the NRA members are out in force during christmas.
January 2nd, 2003 at 7:08 pm
When ex-postal workers take out their wrath on the competition.
January 29th, 2003 at 6:29 pm
That’s for running over my Grandma, ya bastard!
January 31st, 2003 at 4:20 am
“Dang it,” said Earl. “Wut the hell else are you s’pose to shoot during the Christmas Season. Now I gotta get my tree stand down without bustin’ all them ornaments.”
February 7th, 2003 at 6:07 am
IM KING OF THE NORTH POLE!
February 13th, 2003 at 1:30 pm
Aaaaahhhh!!!
You gotta Love
Hunting Season in
Canada EH ???
February 24th, 2003 at 4:49 pm
Oops!
February 24th, 2003 at 4:52 pm
Sorry kids thar ain’t gonna be no Christmas this year. But we gots plenty a meat. So quit inticing those men wit your banjos.
March 6th, 2003 at 3:21 pm
i couldnt see himthat jolly christmas night
March 11th, 2003 at 5:59 pm
no, really, that wintersleep ‘ll do them good
March 13th, 2003 at 7:54 am
A scene from the new reality show Celebrity Mortal Kombat!
Elmer Fudd vs Santa
March 18th, 2003 at 2:11 am
“This is for that time you gave me socks”
BAM
March 23rd, 2003 at 3:14 pm
KILL
April 10th, 2003 at 6:52 pm
finaly,got his ass
May 16th, 2003 at 12:45 pm
Going on nothing but the description that Ossama had a beard, Ted came home proudly with his dead fugitive.
May 19th, 2003 at 5:53 pm
BIG BUSINESS 0.00% YEAH… I’M PROUD OF YOU MY SON……
FATHER MOE.
December 11th, 2003 at 7:39 pm
Well, whadda ya know, You CAN put an eye out with this thing!!!
December 21st, 2004 at 1:03 pm
Merry Christmas from the NRA
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:41 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 1st, 2005 at 2:22 pm
DOUG THE GRUNIG HAS A SUCCESSFUL HUNT SEASON!
December 20th, 2002 at 9:59 am
I swear he tried to kill me!
It was in self defense!
This is deer hunting grounds!
How was I supposed to know they were attached to his sled?
December 20th, 2002 at 9:51 pm
Mrs. Claus’s secret to her venison!
December 22nd, 2002 at 8:56 pm
Rudolf, the rednecked raindeershooter.
December 21st, 2002 at 3:03 pm
AND AKA JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW KILLED SANTA & HAS BEEN FIXING THE SCORE OVER & OVER & OVER AGAIN… WONDER IF HE’S TIRED OF THE FIGHT YET!!!
December 21st, 2002 at 3:04 pm
NRA & boohoohoo N you’re wrong on both accounts are onebad427. I just thought you should know.
December 22nd, 2002 at 9:01 am
correct on boohoohoo N you’re wrong on both accounts, but not NRA, just voted him to the top because he had a great caption (something you unoriginal dick lickers would’nt know about!)P.S. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!
December 23rd, 2002 at 8:03 am
The owner of this website needs to make it so that you cannot vote for your own caption & also so that you cannot vote more than once on the same picture. What apeared to be fun is no fun any longer because we have assholes fixing the scores every time. Maybe the owner of this website should just block out these assholes. Can’t you do that? Block out the one asshole who ruins it for us all? I sure hope so, otherwise, it would be hard keeping it on the net. Your sponsors won’t sponsor you if they get no business from their links here. Eventually, your website will die because no one will come here except for badone who always votes for himself & votes for who ever he thinks is funny 100 times so that he is actually the only judge instead of all of us.IS HE GOD? HE’S NOT? WELL, HE’S RUNNING YOUR DAMNED WEBSITE! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
December 20th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
Maybe if you DUMBASSES would caption the picture instead of crying about me you’d be closer to the top!!!
December 20th, 2002 at 2:05 pm
OnebadMo-Fo holding onebad22 with foot on onebad427-inch waist
December 20th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
You’re right Santa, onebad427 does try to “fix” the scoring in his favor, and he even attempts to mock those who call him out. Check out the captions of the past few pictures and you’ll see.
What a no-life jerk.
December 20th, 2002 at 12:49 pm
Hi everyone! I know you know I’m dead, but I figured I could send you a note from heaven. I caught onebad427 fixing the scores here on this picture. He put his caption on & voted for himself about 10 times. I put him on the naughty list & brought him back down to reality. That’s not one bad, that’s ten bad! Anyone want to keep him at the bottom? He’ll vote himself to the top again if you don’t!
December 20th, 2002 at 12:28 pm
Oh man onebad427, you didn’t have to go & shoot Santa! I know you are on the naughty list, but now you’re on the SHIT LIST! You better hope all the kids don’t find out who’s responsible!