Squirrels all over have been caught training for something. Are they concerned about their weight? Are they planning an attack? Beware & be aware. If you see any suspicious squirrels, call your local police department.
So the ambitious squirrel devised a method of crossing the road without getting run over so he can save his species. Poor little guy, you’re swinging too low.
Zipper’s patented “tail balancing act” was known all over the park as being the most innovative thing a squirrel had ever done, until that day, much like Mili Vanili when they noticed he was supported by a string.
New research confirms that male squirrels, like their human counterparts, are almost certain to require emergency medical attention after saying the phrase, “Hey, watch this!”
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February 21st, 2003 at 7:24 pm
After Bulwinkle died Rocky just couldn’t take the loss.
December 21st, 2002 at 9:08 am
Other squirrels: ‘Let the balloon GO! dumbass’
December 21st, 2002 at 8:02 am
I told you not to let Nippy watch Spiderman with us.
January 9th, 2003 at 4:32 pm
The Sierra Club really protested against the squirrel yo yo, and for obvious reasons.
December 21st, 2002 at 1:19 pm
THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE
IN SQUIRREL BEHAVIOR!
Squirrels all over have been caught training for something. Are they concerned about their weight? Are they planning an attack? Beware & be aware. If you see any suspicious squirrels, call your local police department.
December 4th, 2003 at 11:59 am
Squirrel go WEEEEEEE!!!!!
December 22nd, 2002 at 8:59 pm
How to catch a squirrel.
December 23rd, 2002 at 8:44 am
SQUIRREL ON A STRING
The new dog toy from Purina brand
dog food.
December 29th, 2002 at 5:19 pm
NUTS!!!
December 23rd, 2002 at 6:24 am
It’s interesting when a squirrel gets bitten by a radioactive spider, but not very useful.
December 23rd, 2002 at 11:59 am
“Otis, that’s not what girls mean when they say you are hung like a squirrel.”
March 20th, 2003 at 1:31 am
So the ambitious squirrel devised a method of crossing the road without getting run over so he can save his species. Poor little guy, you’re swinging too low.
April 8th, 2003 at 11:29 pm
basic training was hard but all he wanted was to serve his country.
December 22nd, 2002 at 4:06 pm
Cirque-de-sol not just for people anymore!
December 23rd, 2002 at 5:13 pm
Mr. Bluebird was sick ‘n’ tired of the missing birdseed…
December 27th, 2002 at 11:54 pm
Having never learned the “hangman’s noose” knot in boy scouts, Bobby the squirrel’s suicide attempt slipped right through his fingers.
January 9th, 2003 at 3:31 am
Hanging on for dear life…
December 21st, 2002 at 12:29 pm
Stealin’ birdseed is a hangin’ crime around these parts!!
December 21st, 2002 at 7:03 pm
i didn’t think erections had this effect on me… boing.
December 22nd, 2002 at 11:50 am
Okay, I’ve GOT the Goodyear Blimp — now what do I DO with it!?
December 23rd, 2002 at 9:19 pm
This is the last time I let my friends talk me into Bungee jumping!
January 21st, 2003 at 3:51 am
last time that i participate in this new-age sex….
March 6th, 2003 at 9:53 am
Zipper’s patented “tail balancing act” was known all over the park as being the most innovative thing a squirrel had ever done, until that day, much like Mili Vanili when they noticed he was supported by a string.
October 27th, 2004 at 1:25 pm
me Squirrelzan! king of lawn!
October 21st, 2004 at 3:12 pm
New research confirms that male squirrels, like their human counterparts, are almost certain to require emergency medical attention after saying the phrase, “Hey, watch this!”
January 20th, 2003 at 6:06 pm
ALIENS CAUGHT ON CAMERA!…Fishing for squirrells from flying saucer
December 22nd, 2002 at 12:04 pm
Most kids didn’t realize Rocky and Bullwinkle used extensive blue-screen SFX.
December 23rd, 2002 at 8:34 am
Suicidal tendancies are known to run heavy in the squirrel population these days.
December 25th, 2002 at 12:28 pm
Me Tarzan!
December 26th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
he’s gaining on us!
that’s inconceivable!
December 26th, 2002 at 5:41 pm
Jackass the Movie: The Squirrel Edition
January 24th, 2003 at 2:43 am
Don’t let the fluffy tail fool you, he’s really a bad ass secret agent.
January 28th, 2003 at 6:46 pm
After they left the squirel alone with the spider and it got it real drunk the squirel gave birth to the first “spirel”
January 31st, 2003 at 1:47 am
For the love of god, let go of my dick!
January 31st, 2003 at 4:07 am
Stock photo from the PBS documentary, “Pavlov, the Vodka Years”.
March 6th, 2003 at 6:01 pm
If this works I bet this will get
on that Geico commercial.
Then all of the other squirls will envy me.
March 7th, 2003 at 12:19 pm
Now you tell me why “Tobey Maguire” got the part… Look at me I am great!
March 13th, 2003 at 11:51 am
Muahahahaha! Since I’ve eaten those radioactive nuts, I’ve gone mad with power! Muahahahaha!
March 18th, 2003 at 2:12 am
Chip’s hung himself due to Dale not loving him back in the same way.
April 30th, 2003 at 2:28 pm
I one of few, the Elite.. I am…. SPLINTERSQUIRRELL
August 7th, 2003 at 9:50 pm
Crouching Hedgehog, Hidden Squirrel has begun filming!
September 21st, 2003 at 7:17 pm
ahhhhawawawaaa I’M Tarzan… yeah right
May 4th, 2003 at 9:04 pm
Quasimodo the squirrel
orI don’t remember his name but that squirrel sure rings a bell…
December 21st, 2002 at 10:39 am
I get into that bird feeder yet…..Damn squirrel guards
December 22nd, 2002 at 11:48 am
BUN-GEEEEEEEE!
December 23rd, 2002 at 8:32 am
A sure sign that being a squirrel is boring.
December 23rd, 2002 at 8:36 am
Nutz the squirrel couldn’t climb trees, but he COULD climb ropes.
December 23rd, 2002 at 8:40 am
Nutz realized that maybe he could’t get the nuts down this way.
December 23rd, 2002 at 8:46 am
Nutz thought he would do some tree climbing, but he tied the safety rope to the wrong part of his body.
December 23rd, 2002 at 2:41 pm
JACKASS fever enven catching on with the squirels.
December 23rd, 2002 at 4:29 pm
Simply Squirrel Suicide
December 23rd, 2002 at 8:21 pm
Spider-Squirl, Spider-Squirl, Does whatever a spider can …
January 21st, 2003 at 11:01 pm
Believe it or not, I’m walking on air!!:)
December 31st, 2002 at 5:52 pm
Squrill: “Look I’m standing on my tail”
Audience: “We can see the wires..”
December 25th, 2002 at 7:02 am
You don’t wanna know where he is hanged from…
December 30th, 2002 at 12:54 am
They call this the mating season?
January 2nd, 2003 at 7:00 pm
I’m just a squirrel trying to get a nut so move your butt.
January 3rd, 2003 at 8:04 am
Marine training for squirrels, climb that rope soldier.
January 9th, 2003 at 2:21 pm
All of a sudden, it was like being in gym class all over again.
January 12th, 2003 at 11:15 pm
Squirel Pinates.
Newest craze in Suburbs reaches news lows.
January 19th, 2003 at 12:32 pm
If I am David Lee roth, I might as well Jump.
March 14th, 2003 at 3:35 pm
the salem squirrel trials? what the hell?
February 7th, 2003 at 6:04 am
Teliban in training….
February 7th, 2003 at 6:05 am
Teenage mutant squirrels
February 8th, 2003 at 3:49 am
i ve always wanted to be a swinger
February 14th, 2003 at 3:59 am
Whee! This is definetly fun!
February 16th, 2003 at 2:31 pm
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead…
February 17th, 2003 at 3:03 pm
Watch out for that…
March 5th, 2003 at 7:43 pm
The amazing adventures of spider-squirel!!!
March 5th, 2003 at 7:49 pm
I FINALLY WON POKER AND HE JUST COUND’NT HANDLE IT
March 9th, 2003 at 6:21 pm
Don’t bust a nut, dude!
March 13th, 2003 at 7:49 am
Indiana Rodent and the Temple of Nuts.
March 14th, 2003 at 4:06 pm
Mary Poppins wannabe
March 14th, 2003 at 4:07 pm
i told you not to suck up the helium!
March 14th, 2003 at 5:09 pm
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
March 14th, 2003 at 5:18 pm
The Pentagon reveals its latest special forces division: Navy Squirrels.
March 15th, 2003 at 6:03 am
YEE-HA
March 18th, 2003 at 2:19 am
Mission Impossible theme please.. Secret squirrel mission #25.. dont drop the nut.. dont drop the nut
April 18th, 2003 at 2:43 pm
you can feel free as squirrel with- TAMPAX!
April 20th, 2003 at 1:51 am
help! help! help! help! help! help!
April 23rd, 2003 at 7:01 pm
The special effects for the live action “Rocky the Flying Squirrel” could have been better.
May 14th, 2003 at 1:36 am
A still from Atari’s lesser-known video game: Pitfall for Squirrels
May 16th, 2003 at 12:38 pm
The news that Chip and Dale were gay was too much to bare for Elise.
May 19th, 2003 at 6:03 pm
HELLO MRS. JOLLY GREEN GIANT.
May 21st, 2003 at 7:49 pm
Tarzans need sidekick Nutty the Swinging squirel
May 28th, 2003 at 2:56 pm
its Indiana Squirrel and the acorn of doom.
December 11th, 2003 at 7:44 pm
“There can be only one!!” Skippy shouts as he deals the death blow to Duncan Mcleod
March 14th, 2007 at 9:55 am
PERSONAL: Rodent…swings both ways.
December 29th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
me tarzan, you jane
December 21st, 2002 at 6:36 am
Sammy finally gets the chance to play Tarzan
December 21st, 2002 at 12:56 pm
After 3 teeks Tarzan was a bit upset, ’cause Cheetah still hides his shaver.
December 22nd, 2002 at 11:49 am
George, George, George of the Jungle,
WATCH - OUT - FOR-THAT - TREE!
December 23rd, 2002 at 2:38 pm
Even the squirrels took a hard hit when the transportation authority went on strike..
January 1st, 2003 at 11:41 pm
buuunnngggggEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29th, 2003 at 6:27 pm
No one could critize Chipper’s new movie once they found out he did all his own stunts
December 21st, 2002 at 11:07 pm
What the f*ck?
January 10th, 2003 at 8:26 pm
All the other captions suck ass
December 21st, 2002 at 10:39 am
Another eye witness steps up to the Warren Comission to disprove the “Lone Gunman Theory”, on that Fateful day in Dallas.
December 21st, 2002 at 7:50 pm
Tonight on “The Amazing Squirrell Race”, Stewart overcomes his fear of heights and bungees his team to first place
December 22nd, 2002 at 7:12 am
Wheee! This is Fun!!
December 22nd, 2002 at 7:15 am
Tarzan when he was a squirrel.
December 23rd, 2002 at 8:30 am
I am onebad427, gay, and proud! I am so happy being gay that I feel like a squirrel swinging outside! And my captions ARE funny! I can prove it! I give free blowjobs and swallow everything!!