Sinking feeling
Ugh. I can’t believe the corny lines I use on this site. Somebody stop me.
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February 12th, 2003 at 7:25 pm
Hello, sweetheart? I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is I discovered why they put that “No Parking” sign on Elm Street…
March 28th, 2003 at 9:50 pm
Honey….our house was just swallowed by a sink hole. Our car floated out of the garage though!
December 24th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
Dozens of tourists flock every year to the La Brea Car Pits.
December 24th, 2002 at 1:20 pm
That will teach her not to let Ted Kennedy park her car.
January 8th, 2003 at 1:04 pm
When the sign said “Carpool Lane Only” I didn’t think they meant literally!
December 26th, 2002 at 7:34 pm
The first version of the channel tunnel between France and England was not very successful.
December 24th, 2002 at 7:43 pm
Beth vowed never again to buy an “amphibious” car on Ebay.
December 30th, 2002 at 1:37 am
Told you it wouldn’t float, now you owe me a buck.
December 24th, 2002 at 1:06 pm
NEWS FLASH “Due to the D.O.T. workers strike, pothole conditions may worsen somewhat”
January 16th, 2003 at 9:28 pm
Earlier today, Elise Sanders, stands in dismay as her car melted in the sweltering summer heat…
January 30th, 2003 at 4:52 am
First the car, now a toothache. Debra thought today couldn’t get any worse, just before being struck by lightning.
January 15th, 2003 at 4:30 pm
The real end of Toonses the drving cat
April 30th, 2003 at 2:33 pm
Here in the bush, a species commonly known as the Honda-dactle, waits patiently in perfect stillness for its pray to approach the waters edge.
December 27th, 2002 at 4:00 pm
Mary learned the hard way that with free valet parking, there’s always a catch.
January 2nd, 2003 at 5:30 pm
Marlon Brando spills his chocolate milkshake.
January 8th, 2003 at 1:03 pm
When you slam on the brakes the front end really dives…
January 14th, 2003 at 4:50 pm
Maggie privately debates whether to confess the true fate of the family sedan or stick by original alibi of “What car?”
December 25th, 2002 at 7:05 am
Don’t EVER let the woman drive..
January 6th, 2003 at 7:15 pm
Friends don’t let friends sink and drive.
January 19th, 2003 at 6:05 pm
OK….c’mon back.
May 9th, 2003 at 1:13 pm
Can’t be my car…because my car was car-jacked, with my two kids inside!!!
March 8th, 2003 at 5:10 pm
Can you hear me now?
September 19th, 2003 at 4:40 pm
“Hello, honey. Somebody stole our car. No…I don’t know where it is…”
December 24th, 2002 at 1:14 pm
Dorothy became stricken when she realizied her cell phone was in the car and she’d have to go several minutes without boring someone.
December 24th, 2002 at 6:49 pm
“Great. Now I need to find a REALLY BIG enchanted frog.”
December 25th, 2002 at 8:21 am
“The street ate my car!” is WORSE than “the dog ate my homework!”My boss ain’t never gonna BELIEVE this!
December 27th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
Tonight on an emotional Behind the Music, A band separated and torn after the Puddle of Mud tour in Moscow ends in a drowning.
January 2nd, 2003 at 6:58 pm
Hello Caltrans. We need a Dip sign on Maple Street.
January 21st, 2003 at 11:55 pm
Hi is this Hertz Rent-a-Car. Is it too late to buy that “extended damage coverage” plan on the Honda … Oh, no reason.
April 14th, 2003 at 12:28 am
Oh dear .. now I’m really sunk!!!
January 7th, 2003 at 5:23 pm
Lord, won’tcha buy me a clamp that bends. My friends sunk their porsches, and I must make amends…
December 24th, 2002 at 11:09 pm
A Fraternity Prank That Went Too Far
December 24th, 2002 at 11:47 am
“Where the hell did i park my car?”
January 11th, 2003 at 10:00 am
Car-pooling?
March 6th, 2003 at 1:12 am
And in today’s news, Aquaman met his ironic demise…
April 4th, 2003 at 8:57 am
Mechanic’s Diagnosis:
Water in the Carburetter, Distributor and Glove-box
April 8th, 2003 at 11:22 pm
And that’s why we should have metal tops on the septic tanks.
May 12th, 2003 at 12:38 am
Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
January 13th, 2003 at 8:04 pm
Built Ford tough.
December 24th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
Maybe this will teach my husband not to piss me off when its my time of the month!
December 24th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
Aah, dammit! Left the One Ring in the glove box.
December 24th, 2002 at 4:36 pm
Marjorie softly plays “Nearer My God To Thee” on the harmonica as The Ol’ Grey Mer-Cury goes to his final rest
December 26th, 2002 at 10:54 am
Jane Doe is the latest victim of the wacko-liberal environmentalist group whose latest weapon can melt evil automobiles into a green earth nourishing goo.
December 26th, 2002 at 5:39 pm
One of “Transformers the Movie”s’ weaker outtakes…
December 27th, 2002 at 5:02 am
Fun, fun, fun till her Daddy took the T-Bird away…
December 27th, 2002 at 4:41 pm
on the phone- “yeah, I can’t believe it, Christmas Eve and a whole parking lot, completely empty, I wonder why?…”
January 8th, 2003 at 1:00 pm
All cars out of the pool now…adult swim.
January 9th, 2003 at 2:36 pm
Farfegnugen!!!!!!!!!!
January 10th, 2003 at 8:50 pm
the longest piss i’ve ever had!
……….did i do that?
January 13th, 2003 at 12:56 pm
Now THAT’S a pothole!
January 14th, 2003 at 4:29 pm
Ernie thought that he could drive to china. He was wrong.
January 17th, 2003 at 2:09 pm
After this picture a fierce windstorm blew the tree on her head and put her out of her misery.
January 19th, 2003 at 2:13 pm
How will I get my purse out of the car?
January 21st, 2003 at 11:23 pm
Well Officer, muh girl friends always told me that a mud pac was great for a lift.. .. and it’s supposed to take away the wrinkles too.
January 28th, 2003 at 6:42 pm
The wrong way to stir your milk.
January 31st, 2003 at 1:49 am
Thats the second biggest puddle i’ve ever seen…
February 5th, 2003 at 12:45 am
Sinks “Like a Rock!”
February 28th, 2003 at 10:36 am
Turmoil!
March 7th, 2003 at 9:53 pm
dumb biatch… sinkholes are for kids not cars
March 22nd, 2003 at 5:48 am
darling, the reversing lights dont seem to be working
March 26th, 2003 at 3:40 am
Ovcourse it was going down it was “black” wasnt it!!!
March 30th, 2003 at 9:25 am
Well honey…I’ve just sunk to the bottom of the gene pool!
April 12th, 2003 at 2:26 am
I wonder what kinda bait I have to use?
April 13th, 2003 at 1:05 am
Lisa got tired of hunting for a new car and decided to trap one instead.
April 22nd, 2003 at 5:10 pm
Whatever you do, no NOT flush!
May 14th, 2003 at 2:27 pm
Wait turn left when…? Oh damn.
May 10th, 2003 at 11:24 am
Hey honey…good news! I just found your exwife’s car!
May 11th, 2003 at 1:21 pm
Where did I leave that car?
May 13th, 2003 at 5:21 am
I wonder what Sir Walter Raleigh would have done?
May 14th, 2003 at 12:51 am
Lindsey knew her excessive diarrhea was going to her in trouble one day.
February 18th, 2004 at 1:28 pm
Chappaquitic Avenue.
December 28th, 2002 at 10:50 am
When the said zero to sixty in ten seconds, she didn’t know they meant feet underwater.
December 24th, 2002 at 1:19 pm
Zoom zoom zoom? More like glug glug glug
December 26th, 2002 at 2:21 pm
Seconds later the puddle monster drug the women down too.
December 26th, 2002 at 3:47 pm
oh, i hope this new car wash system works.
December 29th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
No more family-style chocolate pudding.
December 30th, 2002 at 12:52 am
Fay knew he loved to fish for bass but she never dreamed he would actually drive for them!
December 30th, 2002 at 11:37 am
but…….where’s trixie?
January 4th, 2003 at 5:38 pm
Tonight at 11..the truth behind those buy 1 get 1 free deals!
January 5th, 2003 at 11:32 pm
Her car taunting her “Jump in with me the water’s fine” Jill remembers that cold day at the beach…
January 6th, 2003 at 6:16 am
Oh mum,mum yeah just wanna say that um that hunk of junk that you won in the McDonalds comp well I hate to tell ya this but the break line snapped,I missed a pole and landed in the pile of runny shit that the caravan park lets out once a month….
January 10th, 2003 at 11:11 am
liaise
January 10th, 2003 at 11:13 am
35t35t34t34t
January 16th, 2003 at 10:29 am
Hi. My name is Harley Earl, and I’ve come back to build you a great ca…. Ah, fcuk it!
January 10th, 2003 at 11:35 pm
It came and sank. Now it shall live happily ever trapped.
January 17th, 2003 at 10:41 am
The car eating puddle monster claims another victim
January 17th, 2003 at 10:05 pm
Honey, I washed the car.
January 27th, 2003 at 1:09 am
MA GOD, DAT ROCK IN DA PUDDLE JUS LOOK EXACTLY LIKE DA BAK OF MA CAR….oh shit……
May 12th, 2003 at 5:01 pm
Hi Honey. Can you come get me? I can’t start the car, I think I flooded the engine?
January 31st, 2003 at 3:52 am
New! This season on FOX! Totally Hidden Undrained Septic Tanks!
January 30th, 2003 at 1:05 am
Honestly, these Loch Ness photos are getting a little lame!
February 7th, 2003 at 5:58 am
Woman: Ma God George! Dat IS Amazin! Now Tell meh, where exactly did it go now!?
February 7th, 2003 at 9:42 am
And thats why women are better drivers
February 7th, 2003 at 9:43 am
Does my car look big in this???
February 8th, 2003 at 7:48 am
just pass me the radio harry
February 8th, 2003 at 7:49 am
no pool cars here
February 8th, 2003 at 7:49 am
james pond trys bmw
February 8th, 2003 at 7:50 am
what will my boyfriend say about my parking now
February 8th, 2003 at 7:51 am
what a waste( water waste)
February 8th, 2003 at 7:54 am
council try new parking penaties
February 8th, 2003 at 7:58 am
underwater, right mr wilson you have not passed your test
February 14th, 2003 at 7:58 am
AHA!were finally here at the end of austrailias lomgest tunnel
February 16th, 2003 at 6:56 am
Betty stood and wondered, ” how will I get to my makeup and coupons now?”
February 16th, 2003 at 2:27 pm
Well, it worked for 007…
February 16th, 2003 at 2:30 pm
Dude…where’s my car?
March 5th, 2003 at 9:29 pm
Beth failed to read the fine print on the Tiburon commercials.
March 5th, 2003 at 7:52 pm
The terrorists are back!!
March 5th, 2003 at 7:54 pm
HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?
March 6th, 2003 at 1:14 am
Outside the etherial forces of Degobah, Yoda’s powers become significantly underwhelming.
March 6th, 2003 at 3:20 pm
i swear i was just driving along…
March 7th, 2003 at 2:59 pm
In a related story, A Volvo sedan commited suicide after realizing it was a Volvo.
March 11th, 2003 at 12:35 am
oh SHIT.
March 11th, 2003 at 8:25 pm
Well if that hole goes right through it will end up back in the country that made it.
March 14th, 2003 at 4:02 pm
“…We really need to do somting about all these pot holes and the rain isnt helping!
March 14th, 2003 at 4:04 pm
il never drink and drive again
March 18th, 2003 at 2:17 am
A good enough reason not to tail-gate chocolate milk trucks.
March 26th, 2003 at 3:37 am
what goes up must come down
March 26th, 2003 at 1:08 pm
Oops, that can’t be good.
March 27th, 2003 at 5:32 pm
Aquaman decided he just wasn’t suited for an Aquacave and Aquamobile.
March 30th, 2003 at 9:30 am
There There honey, many people have survived in smaller airpockets . Just don’t blow the phone! You are in enough S*!# as it is.
April 4th, 2003 at 8:58 am
A water-flooded “bomb” crater
April 14th, 2003 at 12:25 am
Hmmmmm. And I didn’t even get wet!
April 17th, 2003 at 10:33 pm
mary finds herself once again in deep DO DO!
April 22nd, 2003 at 5:50 pm
First I backed up, then the septic tank backed up… Now we’ve got a stinkhole.
May 9th, 2003 at 7:20 pm
Hello - Triple A?
May 10th, 2003 at 11:04 am
The next item on David Letterman’s, “Will it float?”
May 11th, 2003 at 7:13 am
my husband is not going to believe this
May 16th, 2003 at 12:32 pm
America’s first tunnel to China hits a glitch
May 28th, 2003 at 2:56 pm
how am i going to explain this to the insurance company?
June 5th, 2003 at 4:16 pm
The CAR of Logness…
July 3rd, 2003 at 2:20 am
hmmmm…good excuse not to attent mom-in-law’s 70th birthday.
July 3rd, 2003 at 2:20 am
hmmmm…good excuse not to attend mom-in-law’s 70th birthday.
February 4th, 2004 at 10:11 pm
That puddle was deep. I’m glad I escaped from my car before I too was overtaken by the water. I am fortunate to be alive and am happy that I have car insurance. Meanwhile, my car is just a piece of property.
February 21st, 2004 at 1:47 pm
And today in local news… An abused car decided to takes its own life when the owner mistreated it one too many times.
“It’s just tragic.” said one witness. “She was yelling and screaming profanities at the the poor thing while beating the dash and steering wheel with her purse. The poor car must have just decided enough was enough, and drove right in. Maybe it was trying to take her with it.”
A memorial service is tenatively planned for Tuesday and Joe’s Wrecking Yard. In leiu of flowers please donate new cars.
October 30th, 2004 at 10:59 am
damn flooded the engine
November 1st, 2004 at 3:20 am
Honey, there’s some water in our carburettor
November 1st, 2004 at 9:29 am
Oh shit, I’m always getting things the wrong way round - he said “put some water in the car” !!
September 1st, 2004 at 8:00 pm
It seems the Giant car eating Robot has just passed and left this behind More News at 6:00
October 27th, 2004 at 1:24 pm
No worries…It was a Hyundai
October 21st, 2004 at 9:56 am
Lady of the Lake 2004
September 15th, 2005 at 2:56 am
Honey, there’s some water in the carburettor…
March 25th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
In an unfortunate twist of fate, Jane finds that chocolate milk puddles are deeper than they seem.
October 29th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Bob “DONT SHOUT AT ME AND CALL ME STUPID” I knew what I was doing the dam engine was over-heating I had to do something , anyway the D and R where always too close together !
July 10th, 2007 at 5:02 am
IF only it was a mustang!!!
December 24th, 2002 at 11:17 am
and she thought her kids were bad whenever they saw a puddle…
December 24th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
In total Shock, Beth watches in Horror as a car makes it’s Maiden Voyage on the “Hihgway to Hell”. Thus the Myth becomes a Sobering Reality
January 3rd, 2003 at 3:01 am
FEMALE DRIVER
May 9th, 2003 at 11:22 am
And we thought Penn.D.O.T. was bad !!!
May 9th, 2003 at 12:56 pm
So now you tell me that I was supposed to make a left back there to find the new car wash!
December 24th, 2002 at 10:48 am
Drive through car wash..
January 3rd, 2003 at 11:12 pm
Photoshop at its best!
December 24th, 2002 at 4:22 pm
Vrrrrroooooommmm! F.