Translation of Elfish Runes: “This Puppet belongs to Dick Cheney. His name is George. If found, please return him to an undisclosed location. Please do not feed him pretzels.”
“This? Oh. Got it off eBay. Nice seller! Isildursbane.com. Feedback rating over 200! Big f**kin’ eyeball animation on his ‘About me’ page kept crashin’ my browser, though.”
I got it from this weir thing that I hit with my SUV. It just kept saying, “My Precious, don’t take my precious,” and then died. I figured i’d take it anyway, just like I take money out of welfare, education, and environmental services.
The ring has a few opening lines from the constitution inscribed on it. Liberal democrats usually opt for the miniature american flag in a jar of urine.
“And with your pledge of 100 missles, you receive this lovely ring with ancient Arabic writing accents. Yep, you’d better pledge now before this ring is all that’s left of the Arabic world!”
Ryan is a maggot infested, dope smokin’,terrorist-sympothizing, fanny-pack wearing, hetero-curious, girly-man communist. He is now under FBI observation for treason. NOTE: fight terrorism, Ryan. Shoot yourself.
Andy, OK, we’ll do one thing at a time. First off, the maggot joke, thats just gay man. Second I’ve never been high in my life. I do not sympathize with terrorists,the shit they did on September 11th, and the shit they still do is horrible, and I am in no way saying that it is right. But the U.S, is a terrorist as well, and its actions are no more right than those of Al Quaida, Do some research on Vieques, Puerto Rico if you don’t believe me
It says: “If you aren’t with us you are AGAINST US. You are either an American or not. If you enjoy the FREEDOM to say what you want – you have the RESPONSIBILITY to SUPPORT your country. If you don’t like it here, do us all a favor – GET THE HELL OUT and go to the land of your choice.
This is (supposedly)a representative REPUBLIC not a democracy where we react to polling data or mob rule. The reason is that if you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can always count on Paul’s support and that turns into anarchy. The British Loyalists in the Revolution may have had a point in hindsight – they argued “Would you rather have one tyrant (the King of England) 3,000 miles away or 3,000 tyrants (your wacky neighbors and their uneducated ever-changing social/political views)one mile away?” Screw the UN, we are a sovereign nation who is under attack – REMEMBER 911??? We didn’t start this and other countries (other than Israel) haven’t lost 3,ooo+ citizens to these wacko Muslims/Iraqi’s – screw the French and the Germans – they have always been historically pro-Arab and anti-semitic.
The french are maggot infested, dope smokin’, terrorist-sympothizing, fanny pack wearing, hetero-curious, girly-man Communists, to borrow from a previous post.
GREEN TO REPUBLICAN
“Now what will destroy the world?” NUKES :)-.”And what will happen when the world is destoyed?” -Humans will live on? “NO.” Are you sure? “Yes. And what do wars bring?” Peace? “No, more nukes!” What about weapons? “They kill people.” OHHHHHH? But People kill people “No, people with guns kill people. Eventually they will kill all people because they will get into the hands of evil doers.” How? “Remember the Iranian war against Russia when we gave Al-Queda their weapons?” OHHHHH! The end of the world may be bad for the economy. “Now you’re getting it!”
And in the fires of Mordor, 9 rings was forged. Those rings went to 3 Senators, 4 Representatives, 1 Vice president and 1 president. They formed the Fellowship of the Rings
No one understood why he had invested 20 million dollars of the taxpayers money to recreate the exact ring from the movie, but it started to make sense when he proudly showed it off at a press confrence. it turns out, that he did it for the power
It began with the forging of the Security Council…
Five seats were given to the permanent members – biggest, wisest and strongest of all nations. And Ten, ten seats were gifted other nations, who above all else rotate often. For within these seats was the power and authority to approve the use of force.
“Certain foreign newspapers have said that we fell on Austria with brutal methods, I can only say; even in death they cannot stop lying. I have in the course of my political struggle won much love from my people, but when I crossed the former frontier [into Austria] there met me such a stream of love as I have never experienced. Not as tyrants have we come, but as liberators.”
“Make no mistake, whether fisting or fingering (make notice of Bushs hands), am gona Ring Saddmas Balls”
What a shit movie The Ring is… U wont understand nething until the last minute… same applies for the war ON IRAQ led by Bushs Dog Rumsfield and Dick ChainME
la dee da mr. bush. think u r so good? well i agree with u. i hail your photo every morning ‘cos i know that u will lead us out of trouble. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
”...and by the power of the One Ring will I bring the Knights of the Ignorami out from the woodwork, and you shall know them by their drool and their loathing of freedom and their name: Andy… his brother Andy… his cousin Andy… his sister Andy…”
Saddam Working at Chevron….
Saddam Hussein threw George W. a loop hole today when U.S. soldiers found him pumping gas at a Chevron station in Washington D.C. “Damn him,” said George, “now we can’t arrest him because it would be bad for big oil profits! He really has our balls in the blender.” Reporters soon arrived and interviewed Saddam. “Hey, we supplied Americans with oil before,” said Saddam, “and we can do it today, only this time, its personal” Bush replied by saying, “Hey, it would have been bad for my daddy’s business buddies if we had not used Iraqi oil while Saddam was building up his evil regime.” Colin Powell later corrected President Bush’s statement, telling reporters that Bush meant to say, “God bless America.” Bush was also asked about why U.S. soldiers set up an army barracks in an Iraqi school. “Hey, their children have to learn about occupation sometime,” Bush said.
In similar news, Osama Bin Laden was found to be working at a McDonald’s in New Mexico. Because massive amounts of fossil fuels are used in the production of cattle, and Osama is helping big oil in this way, Bush told Bin Laden to carry on.
(insert wedding date here).” I don’t like this man, but I wish that I have as happy and successful marriage as him. He is lucky in that regard, at least. Sorry, no asinine comments here.
Your site is also very interesting, very calming effect just reading it. Will spend more time with certain areas. Well done and good luck with your work.
You middle eastern and nigger fucks can die joyfully like the dogs you are. Rejoice in the knowledge that your souls shall burn evermore in the fires of the afterlife.
We are going to remain fighting this war for the rest of my life. We will never stop, cause I have to solve my daddies war. American will die, but I don’t care, cause it won’t be my lesbian daughters… what, excuse me it is time for my medication.
January 23rd, 2003 at 3:52 am | Promoted
Reporter: “Mr. President, why are you pushing so hard for a war on Iraq?”
President: “Those filthy little thieves, they stole my precious and we wants it! We hates them!” /smashes fist on table/
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:21 am | Promoted
One Doofus To Rule Them All
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:22 am | Promoted
Wait a minute—we can still SEE him!
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:26 am | Promoted
Translation of Elfish Runes: “This Puppet belongs to Dick Cheney. His name is George. If found, please return him to an undisclosed location. Please do not feed him pretzels.”
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:30 am | Promoted
“This? Oh. Got it off eBay. Nice seller! Isildursbane.com. Feedback rating over 200! Big f**kin’ eyeball animation on his ‘About me’ page kept crashin’ my browser, though.”
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:32 am
“Yeah, yeah, Mount Doom, whatever. After Iraq.”
January 23rd, 2003 at 6:57 am | Promoted
‘And if Sadam doesn’t comply, I will wear my Batman Cape as well’
January 23rd, 2003 at 10:20 am | Promoted
Translation: “Christina Aguilera Fan Club”
January 23rd, 2003 at 11:34 am | Promoted
“Me, Lord of the Rings?, heck no… Lord of the Dance possibly, but definately not Lord of the Rings!”
January 23rd, 2003 at 5:43 pm | Promoted
Why is that balloon with a close up of the ring attached to my hand?
January 23rd, 2003 at 5:45 pm | Promoted
Bush robbed the good people of Universal pictures for that ring.
January 23rd, 2003 at 8:54 pm | Promoted
If you look closely you’ll see it says; “This is my left hand”
January 23rd, 2003 at 9:41 pm | Promoted
Actually, it says: “This is my RIGHT hand”!!
January 23rd, 2003 at 11:29 pm
Sauron’s image makeover was not a total success.
January 24th, 2003 at 12:16 am | Promoted
Lord of the Ding-a-Lings.
January 24th, 2003 at 1:54 am | Promoted
Dang that is one hell of a makeup job on Elijah Wood!
January 24th, 2003 at 3:07 pm | Promoted
My fellow Americans, we have apprehended Osama Bin Laden. You’re not gonna believe how he disappeared so well…
January 24th, 2003 at 6:28 pm | Promoted
You can kiss my…!!!
January 25th, 2003 at 12:11 pm | Promoted
Who says that the RING has to be destoryed?
January 25th, 2003 at 12:15 pm | Promoted
Oh come on, we all knew he was the dark lord from the beginning!
January 25th, 2003 at 3:53 pm | Promoted
Keep good relations with the Hobbitians.
January 25th, 2003 at 3:54 pm | Promoted
I understand dark army growth. I was one.
January 25th, 2003 at 3:55 pm | Promoted
Don’t MISUNDERSETIMATE the power of the ring.
January 25th, 2003 at 3:58 pm | Promoted
Families is where are fellowship finds hope, where wings take dream.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:00 pm | Promoted
I know how hard it is for you to put Fronto on your family.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:01 pm | Promoted
One of the great things about the Trilogy is that sometimes it has fantastic pictures.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:01 pm | Promoted
It’s cleary the ring, it has a weird language on it.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:04 pm | Promoted
I think we ought to raise the age at which juvinials can have a ring.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:06 pm | Promoted
When Froto is your minister.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:07 pm | Promoted
There needs to be a wgoleslae effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate presidents.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:10 pm
They want the government controlling the ring like it’s some kind of federal program.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:13 pm | Promoted
“If you’re asking me as president, would I undertsand relaity, I do.”
January 25th, 2003 at 4:15 pm | Promoted
Don’t MISUNDERESTIMATE the power of the ring.
January 25th, 2003 at 7:32 pm
I got it from this weir thing that I hit with my SUV. It just kept saying, “My Precious, don’t take my precious,” and then died. I figured i’d take it anyway, just like I take money out of welfare, education, and environmental services.
January 25th, 2003 at 8:27 pm | Promoted
We knew there was an evil force behind him getting presidency!
January 26th, 2003 at 6:09 pm | Promoted
“Excuse me Mr. embassador, my finger is ringing.”
January 27th, 2003 at 1:17 am | Promoted
sorry, i didnt have enough time to completely get out of my costume from the fantasy character orgy i was just at
January 27th, 2003 at 1:19 am | Promoted
heres the plan, we will plant the ring in iraq, tell everyone its evil and blow it up with nuclear weapons
January 27th, 2003 at 1:20 am | Promoted
gay president/2001
January 27th, 2003 at 1:21 am | Promoted
in his spare time, mr george w bush likes to become invisable and look up girls dresses
January 27th, 2003 at 1:22 am | Promoted
“GOD DAMMIT, IM STILL HERE!”
January 27th, 2003 at 11:39 am | Promoted
It’s a wedding ring. It represents his devotion to Laura, his wife. Bill Clinton’s ring is lost inside Monica’s ass.
January 27th, 2003 at 11:48 am | Promoted
The ring has a few opening lines from the constitution inscribed on it. Liberal democrats usually opt for the miniature american flag in a jar of urine.
January 27th, 2003 at 1:21 pm | Promoted
Put my finger under my fist and pound down? Okay, if you say so Mr. Gore.
January 28th, 2003 at 12:58 am | Promoted
the ancient runes say “penis ring” but i guess it was slipping off so its safer from loss on his finger.
January 28th, 2003 at 6:41 pm | Promoted
After selling his soul to the devil he recieved the ring to rule them all
January 29th, 2003 at 12:38 am | Promoted
Translation: “Faggot liberals keep posting anti-american captions.”
January 29th, 2003 at 7:46 am | Promoted
Looks like frodo has failed
January 29th, 2003 at 5:00 pm | Promoted
Andy is a conservative faggot, he stands for mindless nationalism, he stands for corporate greed, and for the bombing of third world countries.
January 29th, 2003 at 6:18 pm | Promoted
That’s MR. Frodo to you, Sadaam. Now, if you would excuse me, I have a world to control.
January 30th, 2003 at 2:32 pm | Promoted
“And with your pledge of 100 missles, you receive this lovely ring with ancient Arabic writing accents. Yep, you’d better pledge now before this ring is all that’s left of the Arabic world!”
February 2nd, 2003 at 8:39 am | Promoted
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the land of USA where the shadows lie.
February 3rd, 2003 at 10:17 pm | Promoted
And Nine, nine were givin to the race of men…Who above all ealse desire power.
February 4th, 2003 at 1:20 pm | Promoted
Ryan is a maggot infested, dope smokin’,terrorist-sympothizing, fanny-pack wearing, hetero-curious, girly-man communist. He is now under FBI observation for treason. NOTE: fight terrorism, Ryan. Shoot yourself.
February 6th, 2003 at 2:04 pm | Promoted
Acho que o Frodo Falhou
February 7th, 2003 at 9:40 am | Promoted
Iraqy Gold as inherited from my daddy!
February 7th, 2003 at 1:25 pm | Promoted
Funny I pictured Clinton to be more likely with that ring.
February 7th, 2003 at 9:53 pm | Promoted
Because of Laura Bush’s stunted stature, George W. felt that the only logical step was to have a hobbit wedding.
February 7th, 2003 at 9:59 pm
Ancient Elvish Translation:
Elijah gives me Wood.
February 8th, 2003 at 7:59 am | Promoted
i told me siter not to put the curtain ring on my finger
February 8th, 2003 at 8:03 am | Promoted
scissors stone erm what comes next??
February 9th, 2003 at 10:01 pm | Promoted
Screw the caption
Bush is a rancid salad tossing piece of human filth
Him and the rest of the cheap ass conservative Republican party can go to hell
Screw all you uneducated nationalists.
February 10th, 2003 at 11:49 am | Promoted
Andy, OK, we’ll do one thing at a time. First off, the maggot joke, thats just gay man. Second I’ve never been high in my life. I do not sympathize with terrorists,the shit they did on September 11th, and the shit they still do is horrible, and I am in no way saying that it is right. But the U.S, is a terrorist as well, and its actions are no more right than those of Al Quaida, Do some research on Vieques, Puerto Rico if you don’t believe me
February 11th, 2003 at 4:44 am | Promoted
“I wait until it catches the oppositions eye, and then I say – go ahead, pull my finger…”
February 11th, 2003 at 5:15 am | Promoted
After seeing the film a few time, President Bush just HAD to put is finger in Frodo’s ring.
February 11th, 2003 at 4:25 pm | Promoted
frodo fails.
February 12th, 2003 at 5:17 pm | Promoted
Bush is god
February 13th, 2003 at 11:52 am | Promoted
Frodo has failed
February 13th, 2003 at 12:00 pm | Promoted
Frodo has failed!
February 16th, 2003 at 2:23 pm
What was that about the hearts of men..?
February 16th, 2003 at 2:25 pm | Promoted
This lil thing? Oh, this is what I use to decode Iraqi messages.
February 16th, 2003 at 2:52 pm | Promoted
Andy, I guess you’re a person who stands behind the president whatever he says… You blind f**k
February 16th, 2003 at 6:46 pm | Promoted
It says: “If you aren’t with us you are AGAINST US. You are either an American or not. If you enjoy the FREEDOM to say what you want – you have the RESPONSIBILITY to SUPPORT your country. If you don’t like it here, do us all a favor – GET THE HELL OUT and go to the land of your choice.
February 17th, 2003 at 12:04 am | Promoted
For the good of all earth this evil thing must be cast into the fires of Mount Doom….oh, and throw the ring in as well.
February 17th, 2003 at 7:46 am | Promoted
48% agree we should have war without the UN’s support
52% against war without the UN’s support
Uh, I don’t think the ring is working!
February 17th, 2003 at 9:33 am | Promoted
This is (supposedly)a representative REPUBLIC not a democracy where we react to polling data or mob rule. The reason is that if you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can always count on Paul’s support and that turns into anarchy. The British Loyalists in the Revolution may have had a point in hindsight – they argued “Would you rather have one tyrant (the King of England) 3,000 miles away or 3,000 tyrants (your wacky neighbors and their uneducated ever-changing social/political views)one mile away?” Screw the UN, we are a sovereign nation who is under attack – REMEMBER 911??? We didn’t start this and other countries (other than Israel) haven’t lost 3,ooo+ citizens to these wacko Muslims/Iraqi’s – screw the French and the Germans – they have always been historically pro-Arab and anti-semitic.
February 17th, 2003 at 10:32 pm | Promoted
The french are maggot infested, dope smokin’, terrorist-sympothizing, fanny pack wearing, hetero-curious, girly-man Communists, to borrow from a previous post.
February 17th, 2003 at 10:36 pm | Promoted
It says: “Thank God I don’t have to sleep with Hillary.”
February 17th, 2003 at 11:00 pm | Promoted
GREEN TO REPUBLICAN
“Now what will destroy the world?”
NUKES :)-.”And what will happen when the world is destoyed?” -Humans will live on?“NO.”Are you sure?“Yes. And what do wars bring?”Peace?“No, more nukes!”What about weapons?“They kill people.”OHHHHHH? But People kill people“No, people with guns kill people. Eventually they will kill all people because they will get into the hands of evil doers.”How?“Remember the Iranian war against Russia when we gave Al-Queda their weapons?”OHHHHH! The end of the world may be bad for the economy.“Now you’re getting it!”February 20th, 2003 at 11:01 am | Promoted
One country to controll all other contries…..
February 21st, 2003 at 7:06 pm | Promoted
Hey, he’s giving the gang sign Shotgun Crips.
February 21st, 2003 at 7:08 pm | Promoted
“The Emperors New Ring”
The subjects were afraid to tell he that they could still see him.
February 23rd, 2003 at 2:23 am
Bush crosses his fingers and holds in his fear as the dark riders pass by.
February 24th, 2003 at 4:43 pm | Promoted
Meees hatess the Saddam. George wantss to destroy the Saddam. Yesss, my precious, destroys the Saddam!
March 4th, 2003 at 12:24 am
Our prez is gonna be in the fourth movie of the trilogy!? Suh-weet!
March 5th, 2003 at 2:56 am | Promoted
frodo has failed!!!!!!!!!
March 5th, 2003 at 2:57 am | Promoted
Frodo has failed…
March 5th, 2003 at 7:37 pm
And in the fires of Mordor, 9 rings was forged. Those rings went to 3 Senators, 4 Representatives, 1 Vice president and 1 president. They formed the Fellowship of the Rings
March 5th, 2003 at 7:49 pm | Promoted
Yes…....my precious…....
March 6th, 2003 at 9:13 am
WHERE ARE THE RATS? YOU DAMN PEOPLE and YOUR DAMN TALIBAN CRAP! I’M GONNA POOP ON YOU AND Do YOUR SISTERS!
March 6th, 2003 at 9:51 am | Promoted
“I was convinced by a furry footed little man that this ring would make me invinceable…no…indistinguishable…no…invisible. Yeah that’s it.”
March 6th, 2003 at 2:33 pm | Promoted
2nd place winner – 2000 Elections
March 7th, 2003 at 6:28 pm | Promoted
Now if I can only find the Necronomican!
March 9th, 2003 at 6:25 pm
damn it, i thought i was supposed to turn invisible. oh, well. at least it doesn’t scratch me up when i get a reach around.
March 11th, 2003 at 12:26 am | Promoted
The dark speech inscription says “One country to rule them all, One man defies them. One man has nuclear warheads, another man then buys them.”
March 11th, 2003 at 8:24 pm
I wont lose mine like Cliton did, the funny thing is Monica is invisible there now.
March 11th, 2003 at 9:46 pm
lol i thought that image was funny. cant anyone take jokes?
March 14th, 2003 at 4:43 pm
No one understood why he had invested 20 million dollars of the taxpayers money to recreate the exact ring from the movie, but it started to make sense when he proudly showed it off at a press confrence. it turns out, that he did it for the power
March 16th, 2003 at 6:28 am | Promoted
Three vetos for great powers under the sky,
Some votes for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone,
None for mortal men doomed to die,
One for the dark Bush on his dark throne,
In the big police state where the shadows lie,
One cash to rule them all, One to occupy them,
One cash to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!
In the big police state where the shadows lie.
March 18th, 2003 at 1:42 am
So when do I get to bone that elf bitch?
March 18th, 2003 at 1:52 am
Proof shows that Mrs. Bush is a DnD table top playing nerd.
March 20th, 2003 at 1:19 am | Promoted
Sauron wanted to control middle-earth, but Bush now wears the ring. The lands between the far East and the West are not safe until we destroy the ring
March 22nd, 2003 at 5:50 pm | Promoted
“tis said of yore that ye ring doth imbue the wearer with strength and courage….Give it to Chirac.
March 23rd, 2003 at 6:50 pm | Promoted
Iraq! My own MY PRECIOUS!!!!
March 24th, 2003 at 2:09 am | Promoted
It began with the forging of the Security Council…
Five seats were given to the permanent members – biggest, wisest and strongest of all nations. And Ten, ten seats were gifted other nations, who above all else rotate often. For within these seats was the power and authority to approve the use of force.
But they were all of them deceived…
March 24th, 2003 at 9:04 pm | Promoted
Lord of the pr0n
March 26th, 2003 at 7:13 pm
obviously the ring wants to get back to its master (sadaam) and very clearly overtook president bush to start the war
March 27th, 2003 at 1:30 pm
“Certain foreign newspapers have said that we fell on Austria with brutal methods, I can only say; even in death they cannot stop lying. I have in the course of my political struggle won much love from my people, but when I crossed the former frontier [into Austria] there met me such a stream of love as I have never experienced. Not as tyrants have we come, but as liberators.”
-Hitler (sound like anyone you know?)
March 29th, 2003 at 9:43 am
He must be stopped before he will conquer the land of Iraq and Afghanistan
March 30th, 2003 at 9:38 am | Promoted
For Three insallments of $29.99, you too could be a proud owner of a “Presidential Power Ring”
Inscription reads; Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummmy and ‘You, Saddam are a bad bad man’
while stock last : money orders and personal checks accepted
April 3rd, 2003 at 2:22 pm
i wood like two comment on that last post bout them republicsn. they no good, y’all no i right
April 4th, 2003 at 2:49 am | Promoted
Little do the world’s leaders suspect the real reason Bush is so good at Rock Paper Scissors.
April 5th, 2003 at 8:58 am
ffffff
April 7th, 2003 at 2:30 pm | Promoted
“Make no mistake, whether fisting or fingering (make notice of Bushs hands), am gona Ring Saddmas Balls”
What a shit movie The Ring is… U wont understand nething until the last minute… same applies for the war ON IRAQ led by Bushs Dog Rumsfield and Dick ChainME
April 11th, 2003 at 9:05 am
“and if the nukes fail….. i’ll use this here purdy ring….....”
April 12th, 2003 at 2:25 am
This ring should have a toilet seat around it!
April 13th, 2003 at 8:02 am
Heissan!
April 17th, 2003 at 10:30 pm | Promoted
inscribed on the ring: my name is george bush,I live at 1600 pennsylvania ave. call my owners if I’m found.
April 20th, 2003 at 2:00 am | Promoted
that poor woman.
April 20th, 2003 at 2:04 am
la dee da mr. bush. think u r so good? well i agree with u. i hail your photo every morning ‘cos i know that u will lead us out of trouble. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
April 27th, 2003 at 7:18 am | Promoted
Oil… my precious!!!
April 29th, 2003 at 8:25 am
kill sadam
April 29th, 2003 at 6:01 pm | Promoted
Three Rings for the coalition under the sky,
Seven for the Muslim leaders in their bunkers of stone,
Nine for the Arabs doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of the free where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the U.S of A where the politicians lied.
May 6th, 2003 at 9:07 am | Promoted
Andy is een schapeneuker!
May 9th, 2003 at 1:51 pm
One Person…....One Vote
May not apply in all states….Ha Ha Ha
May 10th, 2003 at 12:47 pm | Promoted
Now we know what made him such a evil sunnuvabitch!
May 12th, 2003 at 12:49 am | Promoted
...okay, but are you sure that I have to leave the ring on when I throw it into Mount Doom?
May 12th, 2003 at 2:33 am | Promoted
“I did not wear a ring on that day! These allegations are false”
May 13th, 2003 at 7:34 pm | Promoted
Tom Daschle Sucks Balls, right after the crossed out Al Gore Is Gay.
May 19th, 2003 at 9:16 am | Promoted
”...and by the power of the One Ring will I bring the Knights of the Ignorami out from the woodwork, and you shall know them by their drool and their loathing of freedom and their name: Andy… his brother Andy… his cousin Andy… his sister Andy…”
May 19th, 2003 at 11:42 am | Promoted
Saddam Working at Chevron….
Saddam Hussein threw George W. a loop hole today when U.S. soldiers found him pumping gas at a Chevron station in Washington D.C. “Damn him,” said George, “now we can’t arrest him because it would be bad for big oil profits! He really has our balls in the blender.” Reporters soon arrived and interviewed Saddam. “Hey, we supplied Americans with oil before,” said Saddam, “and we can do it today, only this time, its personal” Bush replied by saying, “Hey, it would have been bad for my daddy’s business buddies if we had not used Iraqi oil while Saddam was building up his evil regime.” Colin Powell later corrected President Bush’s statement, telling reporters that Bush meant to say, “God bless America.” Bush was also asked about why U.S. soldiers set up an army barracks in an Iraqi school. “Hey, their children have to learn about occupation sometime,” Bush said.
In similar news, Osama Bin Laden was found to be working at a McDonald’s in New Mexico. Because massive amounts of fossil fuels are used in the production of cattle, and Osama is helping big oil in this way, Bush told Bin Laden to carry on.
May 23rd, 2003 at 9:38 am | Promoted
“YOU DON’T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE . . .”
May 23rd, 2003 at 12:53 pm
My NAMBLA ring.
May 23rd, 2003 at 11:08 pm
My gold cock ring fits my pinky finger
June 5th, 2003 at 4:14 pm
What? An Ork wearing the One Ring….In which part did that happen?
June 6th, 2003 at 4:55 pm
I’m secretly engaged to Tim McClelland, Laura’s TOO boring.
June 13th, 2003 at 4:05 pm
‘I happen to like little boys with hairy feet.’
July 15th, 2003 at 11:05 am | Promoted
inscription: “Enjoy the goodness of Crackerjack!”
August 5th, 2003 at 2:45 am | Promoted
“well, its a little known fact that i am the Lord of many Rings. please excuse me now while i arrange a date with Bobby, my favourite cowboy….”
August 20th, 2003 at 1:13 pm | Promoted
I pay Elfeandra 13, Usc90Grad, MWolfe, Bunker, TxasGun to post on AOL & I suck their dicks for FREE!!!!!!!!!!!.
February 4th, 2004 at 10:07 pm
It must read: “Laura and George Bush
(insert wedding date here).” I don’t like this man, but I wish that I have as happy and successful marriage as him. He is lucky in that regard, at least. Sorry, no asinine comments here.
November 3rd, 2004 at 4:55 pm | Promoted
What a bunch of whinning loosers!!!!!
Get a life!!!
November 12th, 2004 at 3:03 am
BUSH/CHENEY 2004 A BETTER AMERICA
December 6th, 2004 at 3:12 am | Promoted
Not only is it a ring, it also is my cock ring
December 23rd, 2004 at 7:55 am | Promoted
Your site is also very interesting, very calming effect just reading it. Will spend more time with certain areas. Well done and good luck with your work.
March 27th, 2005 at 1:22 pm
I AM the Lord of the Rings, and your NOT! Neeners, neeners, neeners!
April 8th, 2005 at 2:05 pm
finaly saroman gets the ring from dick chainy, [the orcs are gatering]
May 26th, 2005 at 8:08 pm
this is my daddys ring….i pulled it out of saddams ass
June 19th, 2005 at 6:49 pm | Promoted
You middle eastern and nigger fucks can die joyfully like the dogs you are. Rejoice in the knowledge that your souls shall burn evermore in the fires of the afterlife.
June 26th, 2005 at 4:59 am | Promoted
Thief! Thief! Saddam! We hates it forever!
September 27th, 2005 at 3:14 pm
We are going to remain fighting this war for the rest of my life. We will never stop, cause I have to solve my daddies war. American will die, but I don’t care, cause it won’t be my lesbian daughters… what, excuse me it is time for my medication.
January 12th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
The one person we wish we really didn’t have to look at but the one person the damned ring won’t fricking make invisible.
January 24th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
“The language is that of the Americas, which I will not utter here…” ~ Gandalf
February 4th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
It started with the baking of the great cakes of power. three where given tothe eclers oldest wisest and sweetest of all sugary delights
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