Translation of Elfish Runes: “This Puppet belongs to Dick Cheney. His name is George. If found, please return him to an undisclosed location. Please do not feed him pretzels.”
It began with the forging of the Security Council…
Five seats were given to the permanent members - biggest, wisest and strongest of all nations. And Ten, ten seats were gifted other nations, who above all else rotate often. For within these seats was the power and authority to approve the use of force.
GREEN TO REPUBLICAN
“Now what will destroy the world?” NUKES .”And what will happen when the world is destoyed?” Humans will live on? “NO.” Are you sure? “Yes. And what do wars bring?” Peace? “No, more nukes!” What about weapons? “They kill people.” OHHHHHH? But People kill people “No, people with guns kill people. Eventually they will kill all people because they will get into the hands of evil doers.” How? “Remember the Iranian war against Russia when we gave Al-Queda their weapons?” OHHHHH! The end of the world may be bad for the economy. “Now you’re getting it!”
Andy, OK, we’ll do one thing at a time. First off, the maggot joke, thats just gay man. Second I’ve never been high in my life. I do not sympathize with terrorists,the shit they did on September 11th, and the shit they still do is horrible, and I am in no way saying that it is right. But the U.S, is a terrorist as well, and its actions are no more right than those of Al Quaida, Do some research on Vieques, Puerto Rico if you don’t believe me
Saddam Working at Chevron….
Saddam Hussein threw George W. a loop hole today when U.S. soldiers found him pumping gas at a Chevron station in Washington D.C. “Damn him,” said George, “now we can’t arrest him because it would be bad for big oil profits! He really has our balls in the blender.” Reporters soon arrived and interviewed Saddam. “Hey, we supplied Americans with oil before,” said Saddam, “and we can do it today, only this time, its personal” Bush replied by saying, “Hey, it would have been bad for my daddy’s business buddies if we had not used Iraqi oil while Saddam was building up his evil regime.” Colin Powell later corrected President Bush’s statement, telling reporters that Bush meant to say, “God bless America.” Bush was also asked about why U.S. soldiers set up an army barracks in an Iraqi school. “Hey, their children have to learn about occupation sometime,” Bush said.
In similar news, Osama Bin Laden was found to be working at a McDonald’s in New Mexico. Because massive amounts of fossil fuels are used in the production of cattle, and Osama is helping big oil in this way, Bush told Bin Laden to carry on.
“…and by the power of the One Ring will I bring the Knights of the Ignorami out from the woodwork, and you shall know them by their drool and their loathing of freedom and their name: Andy… his brother Andy… his cousin Andy… his sister Andy…”
Your site is also very interesting, very calming effect just reading it. Will spend more time with certain areas. Well done and good luck with your work.
I got it from this weir thing that I hit with my SUV. It just kept saying, “My Precious, don’t take my precious,” and then died. I figured i’d take it anyway, just like I take money out of welfare, education, and environmental services.
And in the fires of Mordor, 9 rings was forged. Those rings went to 3 Senators, 4 Representatives, 1 Vice president and 1 president. They formed the Fellowship of the Rings
No one understood why he had invested 20 million dollars of the taxpayers money to recreate the exact ring from the movie, but it started to make sense when he proudly showed it off at a press confrence. it turns out, that he did it for the power
“Certain foreign newspapers have said that we fell on Austria with brutal methods, I can only say; even in death they cannot stop lying. I have in the course of my political struggle won much love from my people, but when I crossed the former frontier [into Austria] there met me such a stream of love as I have never experienced. Not as tyrants have we come, but as liberators.”
la dee da mr. bush. think u r so good? well i agree with u. i hail your photo every morning ‘cos i know that u will lead us out of trouble. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
(insert wedding date here).” I don’t like this man, but I wish that I have as happy and successful marriage as him. He is lucky in that regard, at least. Sorry, no asinine comments here.
We are going to remain fighting this war for the rest of my life. We will never stop, cause I have to solve my daddies war. American will die, but I don’t care, cause it won’t be my lesbian daughters… what, excuse me it is time for my medication.
The ring has a few opening lines from the constitution inscribed on it. Liberal democrats usually opt for the miniature american flag in a jar of urine.
“And with your pledge of 100 missles, you receive this lovely ring with ancient Arabic writing accents. Yep, you’d better pledge now before this ring is all that’s left of the Arabic world!”
The french are maggot infested, dope smokin’, terrorist-sympothizing, fanny pack wearing, hetero-curious, girly-man Communists, to borrow from a previous post.
You middle eastern and nigger fucks can die joyfully like the dogs you are. Rejoice in the knowledge that your souls shall burn evermore in the fires of the afterlife.
This is (supposedly)a representative REPUBLIC not a democracy where we react to polling data or mob rule. The reason is that if you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can always count on Paul’s support and that turns into anarchy. The British Loyalists in the Revolution may have had a point in hindsight - they argued “Would you rather have one tyrant (the King of England) 3,000 miles away or 3,000 tyrants (your wacky neighbors and their uneducated ever-changing social/political views)one mile away?” Screw the UN, we are a sovereign nation who is under attack - REMEMBER 911??? We didn’t start this and other countries (other than Israel) haven’t lost 3,ooo+ citizens to these wacko Muslims/Iraqi’s - screw the French and the Germans - they have always been historically pro-Arab and anti-semitic.
“This? Oh. Got it off eBay. Nice seller! Isildursbane.com. Feedback rating over 200! Big f**kin’ eyeball animation on his ‘About me’ page kept crashin’ my browser, though.”
Ryan is a maggot infested, dope smokin’,terrorist-sympothizing, fanny-pack wearing, hetero-curious, girly-man communist. He is now under FBI observation for treason. NOTE: fight terrorism, Ryan. Shoot yourself.
It says: “If you aren’t with us you are AGAINST US. You are either an American or not. If you enjoy the FREEDOM to say what you want - you have the RESPONSIBILITY to SUPPORT your country. If you don’t like it here, do us all a favor - GET THE HELL OUT and go to the land of your choice.
“Make no mistake, whether fisting or fingering (make notice of Bushs hands), am gona Ring Saddmas Balls”
What a shit movie The Ring is… U wont understand nething until the last minute… same applies for the war ON IRAQ led by Bushs Dog Rumsfield and Dick ChainME
February 17th, 2003 at 12:04 am
For the good of all earth this evil thing must be cast into the fires of Mount Doom….oh, and throw the ring in as well.
March 5th, 2003 at 2:57 am
Frodo has failed…
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:26 am
Translation of Elfish Runes: “This Puppet belongs to Dick Cheney. His name is George. If found, please return him to an undisclosed location. Please do not feed him pretzels.”
February 24th, 2003 at 4:43 pm
Meees hatess the Saddam. George wantss to destroy the Saddam. Yesss, my precious, destroys the Saddam!
January 24th, 2003 at 3:07 pm
My fellow Americans, we have apprehended Osama Bin Laden. You’re not gonna believe how he disappeared so well…
March 11th, 2003 at 12:26 am
The dark speech inscription says “One country to rule them all, One man defies them. One man has nuclear warheads, another man then buys them.”
March 6th, 2003 at 2:33 pm
2nd place winner - 2000 Elections
February 21st, 2003 at 7:08 pm
“The Emperors New Ring”
The subjects were afraid to tell he that they could still see him.
March 16th, 2003 at 6:28 am
Three vetos for great powers under the sky,
Some votes for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone,
None for mortal men doomed to die,
One for the dark Bush on his dark throne,
In the big police state where the shadows lie,
One cash to rule them all, One to occupy them,
One cash to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!
In the big police state where the shadows lie.
March 24th, 2003 at 2:09 am
It began with the forging of the Security Council…
Five seats were given to the permanent members - biggest, wisest and strongest of all nations. And Ten, ten seats were gifted other nations, who above all else rotate often. For within these seats was the power and authority to approve the use of force.
But they were all of them deceived…
February 20th, 2003 at 11:01 am
One country to controll all other contries…..
March 23rd, 2003 at 6:50 pm
Iraq! My own MY PRECIOUS!!!!
April 17th, 2003 at 10:30 pm
inscribed on the ring: my name is george bush,I live at 1600 pennsylvania ave. call my owners if I’m found.
April 27th, 2003 at 7:18 am
Oil… my precious!!!
January 24th, 2003 at 6:28 pm
You can kiss my…!!!
February 17th, 2003 at 11:00 pm
GREEN TO REPUBLICAN
“Now what will destroy the world?”
NUKES
.”And what will happen when the world is destoyed?”Humans will live on?“NO.”Are you sure?“Yes. And what do wars bring?”Peace?“No, more nukes!”What about weapons?“They kill people.”OHHHHHH? But People kill people“No, people with guns kill people. Eventually they will kill all people because they will get into the hands of evil doers.”How?“Remember the Iranian war against Russia when we gave Al-Queda their weapons?”OHHHHH! The end of the world may be bad for the economy.“Now you’re getting it!”February 16th, 2003 at 2:25 pm
This lil thing? Oh, this is what I use to decode Iraqi messages.
March 20th, 2003 at 1:19 am
Sauron wanted to control middle-earth, but Bush now wears the ring. The lands between the far East and the West are not safe until we destroy the ring
May 12th, 2003 at 12:49 am
…okay, but are you sure that I have to leave the ring on when I throw it into Mount Doom?
April 29th, 2003 at 6:01 pm
Three Rings for the coalition under the sky,
Seven for the Muslim leaders in their bunkers of stone,
Nine for the Arabs doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of the free where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the U.S of A where the politicians lied.
February 10th, 2003 at 11:49 am
Andy, OK, we’ll do one thing at a time. First off, the maggot joke, thats just gay man. Second I’ve never been high in my life. I do not sympathize with terrorists,the shit they did on September 11th, and the shit they still do is horrible, and I am in no way saying that it is right. But the U.S, is a terrorist as well, and its actions are no more right than those of Al Quaida, Do some research on Vieques, Puerto Rico if you don’t believe me
February 16th, 2003 at 2:52 pm
Andy, I guess you’re a person who stands behind the president whatever he says… You blind f**k
February 21st, 2003 at 7:06 pm
Hey, he’s giving the gang sign Shotgun Crips.
March 5th, 2003 at 2:56 am
frodo has failed!!!!!!!!!
March 7th, 2003 at 6:28 pm
Now if I can only find the Necronomican!
May 19th, 2003 at 11:42 am
Saddam Working at Chevron….
Saddam Hussein threw George W. a loop hole today when U.S. soldiers found him pumping gas at a Chevron station in Washington D.C. “Damn him,” said George, “now we can’t arrest him because it would be bad for big oil profits! He really has our balls in the blender.” Reporters soon arrived and interviewed Saddam. “Hey, we supplied Americans with oil before,” said Saddam, “and we can do it today, only this time, its personal” Bush replied by saying, “Hey, it would have been bad for my daddy’s business buddies if we had not used Iraqi oil while Saddam was building up his evil regime.” Colin Powell later corrected President Bush’s statement, telling reporters that Bush meant to say, “God bless America.” Bush was also asked about why U.S. soldiers set up an army barracks in an Iraqi school. “Hey, their children have to learn about occupation sometime,” Bush said.
In similar news, Osama Bin Laden was found to be working at a McDonald’s in New Mexico. Because massive amounts of fossil fuels are used in the production of cattle, and Osama is helping big oil in this way, Bush told Bin Laden to carry on.
July 15th, 2003 at 11:05 am
inscription: “Enjoy the goodness of Crackerjack!”
January 27th, 2003 at 11:39 am
It’s a wedding ring. It represents his devotion to Laura, his wife. Bill Clinton’s ring is lost inside Monica’s ass.
January 29th, 2003 at 5:00 pm
Andy is a conservative faggot, he stands for mindless nationalism, he stands for corporate greed, and for the bombing of third world countries.
May 6th, 2003 at 9:07 am
Andy is een schapeneuker!
February 9th, 2003 at 10:01 pm
Screw the caption
Bush is a rancid salad tossing piece of human filth
Him and the rest of the cheap ass conservative Republican party can go to hell
Screw all you uneducated nationalists.
February 17th, 2003 at 10:36 pm
It says: “Thank God I don’t have to sleep with Hillary.”
March 5th, 2003 at 7:49 pm
Yes…….my precious…….
March 6th, 2003 at 9:51 am
“I was convinced by a furry footed little man that this ring would make me invinceable…no…indistinguishable…no…invisible. Yeah that’s it.”
March 24th, 2003 at 9:04 pm
Lord of the pr0n
March 30th, 2003 at 9:38 am
For Three insallments of $29.99, you too could be a proud owner of a “Presidential Power Ring”
Inscription reads; Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummmy and ‘You, Saddam are a bad bad man’
while stock last : money orders and personal checks accepted
April 4th, 2003 at 2:49 am
Little do the world’s leaders suspect the real reason Bush is so good at Rock Paper Scissors.
April 20th, 2003 at 2:00 am
that poor woman.
May 10th, 2003 at 12:47 pm
Now we know what made him such a evil sunnuvabitch!
May 19th, 2003 at 9:16 am
“…and by the power of the One Ring will I bring the Knights of the Ignorami out from the woodwork, and you shall know them by their drool and their loathing of freedom and their name: Andy… his brother Andy… his cousin Andy… his sister Andy…”
May 23rd, 2003 at 9:38 am
“YOU DON’T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE . . .”
August 5th, 2003 at 2:45 am
“well, its a little known fact that i am the Lord of many Rings. please excuse me now while i arrange a date with Bobby, my favourite cowboy….”
August 20th, 2003 at 1:13 pm
I pay Elfeandra 13, Usc90Grad, MWolfe, Bunker, TxasGun to post on AOL & I suck their dicks for FREE!!!!!!!!!!!.
December 6th, 2004 at 3:12 am
Not only is it a ring, it also is my cock ring
November 3rd, 2004 at 4:55 pm
What a bunch of whinning loosers!!!!!
Get a life!!!
December 23rd, 2004 at 7:55 am
Your site is also very interesting, very calming effect just reading it. Will spend more time with certain areas. Well done and good luck with your work.
June 26th, 2005 at 4:59 am
Thief! Thief! Saddam! We hates it forever!
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:32 am
“Yeah, yeah, Mount Doom, whatever. After Iraq.”
January 23rd, 2003 at 11:29 pm
Sauron’s image makeover was not a total success.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:10 pm
They want the government controlling the ring like it’s some kind of federal program.
January 25th, 2003 at 7:32 pm
I got it from this weir thing that I hit with my SUV. It just kept saying, “My Precious, don’t take my precious,” and then died. I figured i’d take it anyway, just like I take money out of welfare, education, and environmental services.
February 7th, 2003 at 9:59 pm
Ancient Elvish Translation:
Elijah gives me Wood.
February 16th, 2003 at 2:23 pm
What was that about the hearts of men..?
February 23rd, 2003 at 2:23 am
Bush crosses his fingers and holds in his fear as the dark riders pass by.
March 4th, 2003 at 12:24 am
Our prez is gonna be in the fourth movie of the trilogy!? Suh-weet!
March 5th, 2003 at 7:37 pm
And in the fires of Mordor, 9 rings was forged. Those rings went to 3 Senators, 4 Representatives, 1 Vice president and 1 president. They formed the Fellowship of the Rings
March 6th, 2003 at 9:13 am
WHERE ARE THE RATS? YOU DAMN PEOPLE and YOUR DAMN TALIBAN CRAP! I’M GONNA POOP ON YOU AND Do YOUR SISTERS!
March 9th, 2003 at 6:25 pm
damn it, i thought i was supposed to turn invisible. oh, well. at least it doesn’t scratch me up when i get a reach around.
March 11th, 2003 at 8:24 pm
I wont lose mine like Cliton did, the funny thing is Monica is invisible there now.
March 11th, 2003 at 9:46 pm
lol i thought that image was funny. cant anyone take jokes?
March 14th, 2003 at 4:43 pm
No one understood why he had invested 20 million dollars of the taxpayers money to recreate the exact ring from the movie, but it started to make sense when he proudly showed it off at a press confrence. it turns out, that he did it for the power
March 18th, 2003 at 1:42 am
So when do I get to bone that elf bitch?
March 18th, 2003 at 1:52 am
Proof shows that Mrs. Bush is a DnD table top playing nerd.
March 26th, 2003 at 7:13 pm
obviously the ring wants to get back to its master (sadaam) and very clearly overtook president bush to start the war
March 27th, 2003 at 1:30 pm
“Certain foreign newspapers have said that we fell on Austria with brutal methods, I can only say; even in death they cannot stop lying. I have in the course of my political struggle won much love from my people, but when I crossed the former frontier [into Austria] there met me such a stream of love as I have never experienced. Not as tyrants have we come, but as liberators.”
-Hitler (sound like anyone you know?)
March 29th, 2003 at 9:43 am
He must be stopped before he will conquer the land of Iraq and Afghanistan
April 3rd, 2003 at 2:22 pm
i wood like two comment on that last post bout them republicsn. they no good, y’all no i right
April 5th, 2003 at 8:58 am
ffffff
April 11th, 2003 at 9:05 am
“and if the nukes fail….. i’ll use this here purdy ring……..”
April 12th, 2003 at 2:25 am
This ring should have a toilet seat around it!
April 13th, 2003 at 8:02 am
Heissan!
April 20th, 2003 at 2:04 am
la dee da mr. bush. think u r so good? well i agree with u. i hail your photo every morning ‘cos i know that u will lead us out of trouble. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
April 29th, 2003 at 8:25 am
kill sadam
May 9th, 2003 at 1:51 pm
One Person…….One Vote
May not apply in all states….Ha Ha Ha
May 23rd, 2003 at 12:53 pm
My NAMBLA ring.
May 23rd, 2003 at 11:08 pm
My gold cock ring fits my pinky finger
June 5th, 2003 at 4:14 pm
What? An Ork wearing the One Ring….In which part did that happen?
June 6th, 2003 at 4:55 pm
I’m secretly engaged to Tim McClelland, Laura’s TOO boring.
June 13th, 2003 at 4:05 pm
‘I happen to like little boys with hairy feet.’
February 4th, 2004 at 10:07 pm
It must read: “Laura and George Bush
(insert wedding date here).” I don’t like this man, but I wish that I have as happy and successful marriage as him. He is lucky in that regard, at least. Sorry, no asinine comments here.
November 12th, 2004 at 3:03 am
BUSH/CHENEY 2004 A BETTER AMERICA
March 27th, 2005 at 1:22 pm
I AM the Lord of the Rings, and your NOT! Neeners, neeners, neeners!
April 8th, 2005 at 2:05 pm
finaly saroman gets the ring from dick chainy, [the orcs are gatering]
May 26th, 2005 at 8:08 pm
this is my daddys ring….i pulled it out of saddams ass
September 27th, 2005 at 3:14 pm
We are going to remain fighting this war for the rest of my life. We will never stop, cause I have to solve my daddies war. American will die, but I don’t care, cause it won’t be my lesbian daughters… what, excuse me it is time for my medication.
January 12th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
The one person we wish we really didn’t have to look at but the one person the damned ring won’t fricking make invisible.
January 24th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
“The language is that of the Americas, which I will not utter here…” ~ Gandalf
February 4th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
It started with the baking of the great cakes of power. three where given tothe eclers oldest wisest and sweetest of all sugary delights
etc
July 18th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
HOOVER CRIP
May 17th, 2007 at 9:37 am
Who has the other rings?
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:21 am
One Doofus To Rule Them All
January 27th, 2003 at 1:22 am
“GOD DAMMIT, IM STILL HERE!”
January 27th, 2003 at 11:48 am
The ring has a few opening lines from the constitution inscribed on it. Liberal democrats usually opt for the miniature american flag in a jar of urine.
January 30th, 2003 at 2:32 pm
“And with your pledge of 100 missles, you receive this lovely ring with ancient Arabic writing accents. Yep, you’d better pledge now before this ring is all that’s left of the Arabic world!”
February 8th, 2003 at 8:03 am
scissors stone erm what comes next??
February 11th, 2003 at 4:44 am
“I wait until it catches the oppositions eye, and then I say - go ahead, pull my finger…”
February 11th, 2003 at 5:15 am
After seeing the film a few time, President Bush just HAD to put is finger in Frodo’s ring.
February 13th, 2003 at 11:52 am
Frodo has failed
February 17th, 2003 at 10:32 pm
The french are maggot infested, dope smokin’, terrorist-sympothizing, fanny pack wearing, hetero-curious, girly-man Communists, to borrow from a previous post.
February 17th, 2003 at 7:46 am
48% agree we should have war without the UN’s support
52% against war without the UN’s support
Uh, I don’t think the ring is working!
May 12th, 2003 at 2:33 am
“I did not wear a ring on that day! These allegations are false”
May 13th, 2003 at 7:34 pm
Tom Daschle Sucks Balls, right after the crossed out Al Gore Is Gay.
June 19th, 2005 at 6:49 pm
You middle eastern and nigger fucks can die joyfully like the dogs you are. Rejoice in the knowledge that your souls shall burn evermore in the fires of the afterlife.
January 24th, 2003 at 1:54 am
Dang that is one hell of a makeup job on Elijah Wood!
January 23rd, 2003 at 8:54 pm
If you look closely you’ll see it says; “This is my left hand”
January 24th, 2003 at 12:16 am
Lord of the Ding-a-Lings.
January 25th, 2003 at 3:54 pm
I understand dark army growth. I was one.
January 25th, 2003 at 3:55 pm
Don’t MISUNDERSETIMATE the power of the ring.
January 26th, 2003 at 6:09 pm
“Excuse me Mr. embassador, my finger is ringing.”
February 7th, 2003 at 1:25 pm
Funny I pictured Clinton to be more likely with that ring.
February 7th, 2003 at 9:53 pm
Because of Laura Bush’s stunted stature, George W. felt that the only logical step was to have a hobbit wedding.
February 11th, 2003 at 4:25 pm
frodo fails.
February 13th, 2003 at 12:00 pm
Frodo has failed!
February 17th, 2003 at 9:33 am
This is (supposedly)a representative REPUBLIC not a democracy where we react to polling data or mob rule. The reason is that if you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can always count on Paul’s support and that turns into anarchy. The British Loyalists in the Revolution may have had a point in hindsight - they argued “Would you rather have one tyrant (the King of England) 3,000 miles away or 3,000 tyrants (your wacky neighbors and their uneducated ever-changing social/political views)one mile away?” Screw the UN, we are a sovereign nation who is under attack - REMEMBER 911??? We didn’t start this and other countries (other than Israel) haven’t lost 3,ooo+ citizens to these wacko Muslims/Iraqi’s - screw the French and the Germans - they have always been historically pro-Arab and anti-semitic.
January 23rd, 2003 at 3:52 am
Reporter: “Mr. President, why are you pushing so hard for a war on Iraq?”
President: “Those filthy little thieves, they stole my precious and we wants it! We hates them!” /smashes fist on table/
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:22 am
Wait a minute– we can still SEE him!
January 23rd, 2003 at 4:30 am
“This? Oh. Got it off eBay. Nice seller! Isildursbane.com. Feedback rating over 200! Big f**kin’ eyeball animation on his ‘About me’ page kept crashin’ my browser, though.”
January 23rd, 2003 at 6:57 am
‘And if Sadam doesn’t comply, I will wear my Batman Cape as well’
January 23rd, 2003 at 9:41 pm
Actually, it says: “This is my RIGHT hand”!!
January 23rd, 2003 at 5:43 pm
Why is that balloon with a close up of the ring attached to my hand?
January 25th, 2003 at 3:53 pm
Keep good relations with the Hobbitians.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:01 pm
One of the great things about the Trilogy is that sometimes it has fantastic pictures.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:15 pm
Don’t MISUNDERESTIMATE the power of the ring.
February 4th, 2003 at 1:20 pm
Ryan is a maggot infested, dope smokin’,terrorist-sympothizing, fanny-pack wearing, hetero-curious, girly-man communist. He is now under FBI observation for treason. NOTE: fight terrorism, Ryan. Shoot yourself.
February 2nd, 2003 at 8:39 am
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the land of USA where the shadows lie.
February 3rd, 2003 at 10:17 pm
And Nine, nine were givin to the race of men…Who above all ealse desire power.
February 6th, 2003 at 2:04 pm
Acho que o Frodo Falhou
February 8th, 2003 at 7:59 am
i told me siter not to put the curtain ring on my finger
March 22nd, 2003 at 5:50 pm
“tis said of yore that ye ring doth imbue the wearer with strength and courage….Give it to Chirac.
January 23rd, 2003 at 10:20 am
Translation: “Christina Aguilera Fan Club”
January 23rd, 2003 at 11:34 am
“Me, Lord of the Rings?, heck no… Lord of the Dance possibly, but definately not Lord of the Rings!”
January 25th, 2003 at 12:11 pm
Who says that the RING has to be destoryed?
January 25th, 2003 at 12:15 pm
Oh come on, we all knew he was the dark lord from the beginning!
January 25th, 2003 at 4:00 pm
I know how hard it is for you to put Fronto on your family.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:01 pm
It’s cleary the ring, it has a weird language on it.
January 25th, 2003 at 8:27 pm
We knew there was an evil force behind him getting presidency!
January 27th, 2003 at 1:17 am
sorry, i didnt have enough time to completely get out of my costume from the fantasy character orgy i was just at
January 27th, 2003 at 1:19 am
heres the plan, we will plant the ring in iraq, tell everyone its evil and blow it up with nuclear weapons
January 27th, 2003 at 1:21 pm
Put my finger under my fist and pound down? Okay, if you say so Mr. Gore.
January 28th, 2003 at 12:58 am
the ancient runes say “penis ring” but i guess it was slipping off so its safer from loss on his finger.
January 28th, 2003 at 6:41 pm
After selling his soul to the devil he recieved the ring to rule them all
January 29th, 2003 at 12:38 am
Translation: “Faggot liberals keep posting anti-american captions.”
January 29th, 2003 at 7:46 am
Looks like frodo has failed
January 29th, 2003 at 6:18 pm
That’s MR. Frodo to you, Sadaam. Now, if you would excuse me, I have a world to control.
February 16th, 2003 at 6:46 pm
It says: “If you aren’t with us you are AGAINST US. You are either an American or not. If you enjoy the FREEDOM to say what you want - you have the RESPONSIBILITY to SUPPORT your country. If you don’t like it here, do us all a favor - GET THE HELL OUT and go to the land of your choice.
February 12th, 2003 at 5:17 pm
Bush is god
January 23rd, 2003 at 5:45 pm
Bush robbed the good people of Universal pictures for that ring.
January 25th, 2003 at 3:58 pm
Families is where are fellowship finds hope, where wings take dream.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:04 pm
I think we ought to raise the age at which juvinials can have a ring.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:06 pm
When Froto is your minister.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:07 pm
There needs to be a wgoleslae effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate presidents.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:13 pm
“If you’re asking me as president, would I undertsand relaity, I do.”
January 27th, 2003 at 1:20 am
gay president/2001
January 27th, 2003 at 1:21 am
in his spare time, mr george w bush likes to become invisable and look up girls dresses
February 7th, 2003 at 9:40 am
Iraqy Gold as inherited from my daddy!
April 7th, 2003 at 2:30 pm
“Make no mistake, whether fisting or fingering (make notice of Bushs hands), am gona Ring Saddmas Balls”
What a shit movie The Ring is… U wont understand nething until the last minute… same applies for the war ON IRAQ led by Bushs Dog Rumsfield and Dick ChainME