SUV parking
Due to the over crowded parking lots, mall owners are resorting to specialized SUV parking.
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May 12th, 2003 at 12:27 am
…”well maam, I can’t issue him a citation. He’s parked well within the lines.”
February 12th, 2003 at 7:13 pm
Honestly officer, I was just trying to run over my husband when this happened. I’m sure he’s under there somewhere.
January 30th, 2003 at 4:44 am
There’s something you don’t see every day ….. Grapes 99c a pound!!
January 25th, 2003 at 4:08 am
Crouching Hummer, Hidden Wagon
January 25th, 2003 at 6:45 am
Some will try anything to avoid parking lot dents.
February 21st, 2003 at 7:19 pm
For some reason Mary’s SUV would run and hide from the other vehicles.
January 25th, 2003 at 3:29 pm
Don’t drink and park stuff.
January 25th, 2003 at 7:57 am
The NEW FORD SUV with “SUPER-DUPER-MEGA-ULTRA-PRIMO-HIGH OUTPUT” 4 wheel drive will go absolutely anywhere!!
January 26th, 2003 at 9:50 pm
You have the right to remain silent, and don;t give me the “I’m only a pigeon” excuse again.
January 29th, 2003 at 10:13 pm
“You’re getting so big! Looks like we’ll just have to buy you a swing set with a higher weight capacity.”
February 5th, 2003 at 8:04 pm
United Airlines’ recent bankruptcy came to fruition with the unveiling of the budget friendly “take off” simulator for prospective pilots.
March 28th, 2003 at 6:15 am
“I thought only dogs did that”
January 26th, 2003 at 2:15 pm
Now you see? This is why playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 on your SUV’s indash TV is a bad idea… You might confuse the steering wheel with the controler and try a 180 heelflip to 50/50 fakie down powerline guide cables.
January 25th, 2003 at 4:06 am
The 2003 Spider-Van comes with its own web-shooters
January 25th, 2003 at 9:33 pm
It’s flossing
March 7th, 2003 at 11:51 am
What… It’s between the lines.
January 26th, 2003 at 6:57 pm
When NASA gets less funding.
February 5th, 2003 at 7:43 pm
Parking at a 45 degree angle always helped Mark’s boyles drain while his wife picked up some deli meats.
February 6th, 2003 at 10:51 am
Having been born without neck muscles, Barry was forced to use his vehicle to “look up” at the sky.
March 26th, 2003 at 11:44 pm
Honey, when you said you bought the new SUV “on line,” I thought you meant you got it on the Internet…
April 23rd, 2003 at 6:56 pm
Mark was somewhat confused about how to do auto-erotic asphixiation.
May 13th, 2003 at 5:14 am
Yes Luv .. I know .. she said she only burped! Ye Gads, I hate to think what would have happened if she’d “##*&^%”!
January 25th, 2003 at 9:34 pm
It’s sad when SUV’s have to resort to wire porn at strip malls.
January 26th, 2003 at 8:24 pm
Senator Kennedy’s intern goes for mini-muffins.
February 1st, 2003 at 8:26 am
X-Brawn TRANSFORM!!!!
February 16th, 2003 at 2:20 pm
Up, up and AWAAAAAAYYY!!!
February 16th, 2003 at 2:21 pm
Optimus Prime has really let himself go…
March 4th, 2003 at 5:55 pm
YES IT IS A WOMAN DRIVER
March 5th, 2003 at 7:32 pm
Yo Dawg those new hydrolics are sweet, I gots to get me them sh*ts!!
March 5th, 2003 at 9:06 pm
That’s not what “handicapped parking” means, sir.
March 6th, 2003 at 9:49 am
The all-new Ford Explorer. When you just don’t give a shit where you park anymore, as long as it’s right next to the entrance.
March 6th, 2003 at 1:37 pm
Yes Officer I am a Natural Blonde, why do you ask?
March 28th, 2003 at 1:03 pm
I just don’t understand why I failed my test 12 times!!!
March 12th, 2003 at 6:12 am
It was at this point when Mrs. Patterson realised her daughter might be a little bit overweight.
March 18th, 2003 at 1:48 am
When SUV’s get horny.
April 17th, 2003 at 10:27 pm
I guess it was that 1500 lb.s of hamburger at 29 cents per pound!
May 12th, 2003 at 1:53 am
Spider-Man really annoyed the cops when he went after parking violations.
May 22nd, 2003 at 2:19 am
“Can you hear me now?”
June 4th, 2003 at 3:38 am
yo cheech! wha happen to teh spokes?
June 9th, 2003 at 4:23 am
Scotty….. beam me up……
June 12th, 2003 at 2:04 pm
“I knew there was some illegal hidden under there!”
June 14th, 2003 at 10:26 am
and you thought there would not be a parking space??
July 15th, 2003 at 12:48 am
I dub thee… The Challenger…
January 25th, 2003 at 12:36 am
The next generation in off road vehicles
January 29th, 2003 at 11:40 am
Houston we have a problem
January 25th, 2003 at 6:54 pm
Honk if your SUV is horny.
January 25th, 2003 at 8:32 pm
(for fans of the series Thunderbirds) Jeff Tracy introduces a new vehical for the boys to use
January 28th, 2003 at 4:59 am
Fixing a tire without a jack.
January 27th, 2003 at 1:12 pm
“Car may have the tendency to shift during sex.”
January 30th, 2003 at 2:24 pm
The on ramp of the future: today!
January 31st, 2003 at 1:44 am
Does my ass look big in this?
February 7th, 2003 at 5:56 am
“Dont ya love it when the circus comes to town?”
February 7th, 2003 at 10:41 am
Woman: “oops…I think i just parked ontop of that Aston Martin from the last Bond Movie?”
February 8th, 2003 at 3:45 am
local conuncil try new clamping technique
February 13th, 2003 at 10:19 am
Is my tummy clean?
February 16th, 2003 at 2:17 pm
Ack! One to many 1.79 breast tenders…
February 17th, 2003 at 5:04 pm
The french guy driving this said he was only used to going in reverse.
February 21st, 2003 at 6:39 pm
Top of this electrical pole or bust… (or in this case, both!)
February 27th, 2003 at 4:39 pm
I knew putting viagra into the gas tank would do this.
February 28th, 2003 at 10:40 am
Bless you! Would you like a Kleenex
March 5th, 2003 at 7:42 pm
THE CAR DOENT REALIZE IF YOUR WHITE THAT DOESNT ALLWAYS MEAN YOUR A BIRD
March 6th, 2003 at 9:16 am
P. Diddy’s in the house!
March 9th, 2003 at 6:20 pm
He’s got the hydrolics; now all he needs is gold rims.
March 23rd, 2003 at 7:14 pm
See, there weren’t any parking spaces when I went in, so….
March 27th, 2003 at 4:01 pm
Phil wasn’t clear on the concept of “diagonal parking”.
March 30th, 2003 at 9:56 am
Ingles Special Promotion day: SUV kite flying FREE with 2 tons of gound chuck y’all!!
March 31st, 2003 at 3:45 am
What? Rap stars need to go shopping too, you know
April 1st, 2003 at 11:01 am
I’m okay with it as long as he isn’t trying to hump my leg
April 12th, 2003 at 2:22 am
I had my wheels on the “ground” thinking of “tender breasts” when I “chucked” a wobbly and now it’s the “grapes of wrath”!
April 14th, 2003 at 6:03 pm
Leo thought a Bowflex for his car would give it power steering.
April 30th, 2003 at 2:36 pm
Back it up! I know I can jump this bitch!
May 1st, 2003 at 7:17 pm
Off-road vehicle commercials get even more exaggerated.
May 9th, 2003 at 12:45 pm
Oh, look, honey! They taught that cute little SUV how to beg!
May 9th, 2003 at 1:21 pm
OK SUPERMAN THIS SLING SHOT MIGHT WORK, BUT I DON’T THINK IT CAN REACH IRAQ.
May 9th, 2003 at 3:31 pm
Dude, that sign says tender breasts… coool.
May 9th, 2003 at 8:42 pm
and now… the amazing rope-crossing trick…
May 11th, 2003 at 7:06 am
Isuzu’s new high energy suv makes its debut in North Carolina with mixed results
June 27th, 2003 at 2:04 am
Never steal the parking space of someone whose plate says BANNER.
May 21st, 2003 at 7:41 pm
after a long night of drinking alcohol in the grocery store Bubba and Jethro crash the stolen car into a set wires in the parking lot
May 23rd, 2003 at 2:23 pm
At least he won’t get any door dings.
May 28th, 2003 at 2:07 pm
“Theres a car that shows all those 5 litres blows, And its buying a stairway to heaven”
May 28th, 2003 at 2:54 pm
buzz alderan’s final attemp at getting into space, rested on the wheels of a chevy taho.
May 31st, 2003 at 3:09 am
take a picture, it’ll last longer!!! nosey bitch.
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:20 am
I should’ve put my dinner in the front.
June 5th, 2003 at 4:05 pm
No officer, i’m not parked on the bridge! The lines are not counting as bridge.
June 8th, 2003 at 10:47 am
Ja, dit is een toerist. Die snapt natuurlijk niet dat je de auto niet in de lengte tussen de lijnen moet zetten.
June 10th, 2003 at 3:01 pm
This car has got to MUCH horsepower.
Hi iiii!!
June 13th, 2003 at 4:01 pm
Optimus Prime just wanted to get a pound of grapes for 99 cent and when he was planning to leave all those people acted like they never seen a Transformer before! How weird.
July 7th, 2003 at 8:46 am
“Oh, shutup! You mind your business and I’ll mind mine.”
July 12th, 2003 at 12:02 am
Friends don’t let friends park drunk.
July 21st, 2003 at 4:00 am
cable car?
August 26th, 2003 at 8:14 am
Mall Security has certainly become creative with their parking assignments.
August 26th, 2003 at 8:16 am
Mall Security has certainly become creative with their parking assignments for the holidays.
October 16th, 2003 at 11:05 am
Those mechanics are a rip off, I can get a good look under my car for free.
February 4th, 2004 at 10:14 pm
Thank God a person with such miserable driving skills was so safely ensconced in a large, overbearing, heavy, high-bumpered SUV and not a more modest sedan.
August 20th, 2004 at 12:05 pm
If I had a nickel everytime this happened…
December 22nd, 2004 at 4:06 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:41 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
January 12th, 2005 at 2:48 am
I crommba, check out the hydrolics bro!
January 12th, 2005 at 2:52 am
Ieeecromba check out the hydrolics bro!
April 8th, 2005 at 2:33 pm
i ll blend in perfectly, its america afterall
April 16th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
Wow! That’s amazing!
Grapes $0.99 /lb !
February 7th, 2003 at 9:37 am
Did this fall off the shuttle?
January 24th, 2003 at 11:13 pm
Move along ma’am, nothing to see here.
January 25th, 2003 at 1:25 am
still can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl
January 25th, 2003 at 7:01 am
If Zorro drove an SUV…
January 25th, 2003 at 12:06 pm
The o-zone was finally getting revenge.
January 25th, 2003 at 1:13 pm
“Now everyone rember where we parked.”
January 25th, 2003 at 6:58 pm
His parents sent him to the store to get some ground chuck, and now Chuck is grounded!
January 26th, 2003 at 6:57 pm
10…9….8….7….6….
January 27th, 2003 at 1:27 am
There comes a time in every cars life…..
January 27th, 2003 at 1:28 am
its not my fault officer, i didnt have my glasses on and i couldnt see where ever the hell i was headed
January 27th, 2003 at 1:11 pm
That was some awesome performance, honey. I hope nobody noticed us.
January 28th, 2003 at 8:24 am
Breast tending in Deli: 1,79 -safe
Breast Tending in car: free -unsafe
January 28th, 2003 at 11:42 am
Drive-by-Wire, eh?
January 28th, 2003 at 9:07 am
O.J. Simpson’s habit of parking hastily finally gets out of hand.
January 28th, 2003 at 12:30 pm
Okay, so the guy in the SUV couldn’t do it…now what makes that idiot in the Honda behind him think he can?
January 28th, 2003 at 6:50 pm
AAAAASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE THE POSITION TO RECIEVE IT UP THE TAIL PIPE
January 29th, 2003 at 12:53 pm
Now that’s what I’m talking about.
January 30th, 2003 at 1:31 pm
This happens when the parking lot is a vastness of space
February 1st, 2003 at 8:30 am
the shooting for the new live-action Transformers the movie begins with mixed results
February 3rd, 2003 at 3:40 am
Well, since this shuttle-thing is clearly not working out…
February 7th, 2003 at 1:31 pm
There is something really strange about this pic, who’d name their Deli/Bakery Ingles?
February 16th, 2003 at 2:19 pm
It’s the FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!
March 5th, 2003 at 7:44 pm
TRANSFORM!!
March 6th, 2003 at 1:04 am
Mrs. Grizwalt will not completely divulge exactly how she trained her Izuzu to hunt electric cars, but she will say that “it involves a lot of tender loving care and a few slices of bologna.”
March 8th, 2003 at 5:07 pm
….now if the Columbia was at this angle, then all would have been ok!
March 30th, 2003 at 9:47 am
Hurry up Pa or we are gonna miss the opening act of the new cultural Texan roadshow;
“SUV De Soleil”!
January 31st, 2003 at 12:10 am
Hei
Wait me
January 24th, 2003 at 10:59 pm
In a hurry to get those breast tenders
January 25th, 2003 at 1:23 am
“I think I can, I think I can…!”
January 25th, 2003 at 7:17 am
And you thought it was bad when the dog humped your leg….
January 25th, 2003 at 11:58 am
Oh yes, I remember now, I DID park it there!
January 25th, 2003 at 12:00 pm
The o-zone was finally taking revenge.
January 25th, 2003 at 5:30 pm
And now, for our feature act of the night, flying jimmy walenda will walk the tightrope in his new suv while drinking a Sierra Mist!!!…..hold the applause folks hold the applause….
January 25th, 2003 at 12:11 pm
The next step in fighting the terrorists
January 25th, 2003 at 7:27 pm
Woman “Hey, my outfit matches the SUV!”
January 26th, 2003 at 6:59 pm
You have the right to remain silent, and don’t give me “I’m only a pigeon” excuse again.
January 27th, 2003 at 1:26 am
ok, babe was a pig that wanted to become a sheep dog, but an sev wanting to become a stunt bike!?
January 28th, 2003 at 12:26 pm
You’ve just witnessed the modernization of the infamous Flying Walenda’s, after an attempt to take their SUV tight rope walking.
January 27th, 2003 at 12:54 pm
I hate super bowl commercials.