Borrowing at the Auto Pawn wasn’t smart for Bengally as when he couldn’t repay the complete loan and interest, they couldn’t return the complete truck.
Okay, so I pick up this American sailor who’s hitchhiking, and I just start teasing him, you know, and all of a sudden he whips out this can of spinach, this weird music starts playing and, well, just look at my car!
Coming in June…Mad Max 4:Beneath BlunderGnome. Starring: Cheech Marin as Max’s long lost father’s roommate. Don’t miss his academy worthy and stellar performance. Featuring music by Ravi Shankar
“hey, guess what ma! We still have two wheels…. but that border guy seemed interested in the way i held my finger dearly at his face, especially when he shouted, Liberate the bush”
Yes it’s true officer. Out of nowhere a flying saucer came down, infested my wife with sand fleas, knocked up my cat and made me drink four bottles of Ouzo. I SWEAR TO GAWD!
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill politics says it’s NOT OK to make fun of Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Hajj, Jihad, Hamas, Hezbollah, Mullah Mohammed Omar, Richard Reid, John Walker Lindh, Jose Padilla, Zacharias Moussaoui, Uday & Qusay Hussein, Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dohrn, Bobby Fischer, Kim Jong Il, Kim-Myong Chol, etc!!!!!!!!!!
We LOVE our DANGEROUS OMNI-LIBERAL; Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill Politics. Osama THANKS YOU for giving the US enemies, CLASSIFIED INFORMATION through computers, Mohammed thanks you DEARLY!!!!!!.
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill USA Politics, Says “F**K YOU!!!!!!!, AMERICAN IMPERIALISTS & CAPITALISTS!!!!!!!”, And were laughing ALL the way to the Saudi Bank, And she Loves giving $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to the Saudi Telethon, Thank you, Terry Baby!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill, USA for wanting to make September 11th a world holiday celebration, Mohammed & Osama dearly thank you.
Give praise to our beloved renegade from the evil, rotten US of A, Forest Park, Ill, USA’s Theresa.A.Steinbach, A fervant celebrant of the Al-Muhajiroun!!!!!!!!!!!!.
American Renegade & hero Forest Park, Ill Commisioner Theresa.A.Steinbach gets the Taliban-Al=Qaeda Humanitarian Award for opening up to Abd Al-Rahman Al-Nadji!!!!!
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill Politics says the September 11th Memorial is a farce & Should be a world-wide celebration, And HATES the racist police force of that rotten American village. She demands a Talibanian encampment over there.
Thank you, Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill USA politics and USA Lawyer Jeanine.L.Stevens, For fighting for a required regimen of sensitivity training for American citizens to tolerate Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Hajj, Jihad, Hamas, Hezbollah, etc. Radical Extremists. Osama thanks you dearly.
When the American fighter jets come, we’ll just spread chicken blood on ourselves, go limp, and have them think we killed sometime yesterday. Hey, it works for my cousin Muhammad.
January 31st, 2003 at 11:44 am | Promoted
Tariq now regretted ordering the 3-alarm chili at the roadside diner.
January 31st, 2003 at 1:29 pm | Promoted
You should see the other car…
January 31st, 2003 at 2:09 pm | Promoted
only $4800!
January 31st, 2003 at 2:44 pm
Are you kidding? Is option!
January 31st, 2003 at 2:52 pm | Promoted
Whenever they cruised downtown Kabul in their new convertible; Achbad and his brother Habeeb never failed to score with the ladies.
January 31st, 2003 at 3:19 pm | Promoted
Found it on eBay! Sweet ride!
January 31st, 2003 at 3:58 pm | Promoted
Dude, where’s my camel?
January 31st, 2003 at 4:45 pm
It’s actually a good ride if you don’t mind sharpnel up your…
January 31st, 2003 at 4:50 pm | Promoted
If justice is served this will be the best looking car in Iraq in about 30 days.
January 31st, 2003 at 6:10 pm
Abu discovers the perfect way to air-cool his sweaty thumb.
January 31st, 2003 at 7:37 pm
(From the back seat:)
“Think we should tell him it’s NOT a convertible?”
“Nah. Let’s just make out.”
”’K.”
January 31st, 2003 at 7:40 pm | Promoted
“I’m Ameen Al-Khaled. I’m the N.R.A.”
January 31st, 2003 at 7:42 pm | Promoted
The true danger: Thumbs of Mass Destruction
January 31st, 2003 at 7:43 pm | Promoted
“Missed me by that much….”
January 31st, 2003 at 8:39 pm | Promoted
Trailer Trash…...Arrabic style
February 1st, 2003 at 8:33 am | Promoted
Cool! That ejection seat DID work!
February 1st, 2003 at 11:24 am | Promoted
“Gesundheit!”
February 1st, 2003 at 2:53 pm | Promoted
Abdul wasn’t the most successful of suicide bombers.
February 1st, 2003 at 3:40 pm | Promoted
He’s hitchhiking.
February 1st, 2003 at 3:41 pm
Got Camel?
February 1st, 2003 at 3:45 pm
I am really crusing in my shaguar, yea baby.
February 1st, 2003 at 3:45 pm | Promoted
Boy, we sure gave those weapon inspectors the slip. Now hand me that lighter, honey.
February 1st, 2003 at 4:25 pm
Wider is better.
February 2nd, 2003 at 12:33 am
Now wearing a diaper to protect (what’s left of) the seat, Achmed is ready for driving lesson #2.
(Alas, he won’t be learning proper form for ‘giving the finger’ until lesson #7)
February 2nd, 2003 at 12:24 pm | Promoted
Jamir liked the wind in his hair, but he couldnt afford a sports car so he improvised.
February 3rd, 2003 at 12:57 am | Promoted
Rupinder, giving the thumbs up, vows to never again withhold bean curd from his 350 lb wife Rashma.
February 3rd, 2003 at 4:20 am | Promoted
Although a failure in the US, the “convertible Aerostar” was a big hit in the Middle East.
February 3rd, 2003 at 1:57 pm
Look, Haseem, I am scoring the babes with my US special forces hand grenade made custom convertable. Allah is great.
February 3rd, 2003 at 6:17 pm | Promoted
I tried to shape into a Peugeot 206…
February 4th, 2003 at 4:17 am
When cars get hungry, they’ll eat almost anything.
February 4th, 2003 at 4:18 am
When cars get hungry, they’ll eat almost anything.
February 6th, 2003 at 2:28 pm | Promoted
“Holy Allah, this is being the last time I lend my van to Diana Ross.”
February 6th, 2003 at 2:46 pm | Promoted
Olan Mills unveiled it’s new line of arabian warrior photo backdrops.
February 7th, 2003 at 5:53 am | Promoted
They didn’t have much money to make Austin Powers 4…..
February 7th, 2003 at 5:54 am | Promoted
It’s got a little compartment on the roof where you can put your clothes…..
February 7th, 2003 at 9:17 am
After the American invasion the Iraqis salvaged what they could of the British troop carrier.
February 7th, 2003 at 9:36 am | Promoted
“Thanks to our American friends, we get all their left overs!”
February 7th, 2003 at 9:45 am
We are guarnteed Asylum in the UK, if we drive up in this death trap!!
February 7th, 2003 at 10:43 am | Promoted
Bling!! Bling!! – Afghan Style!
February 7th, 2003 at 11:43 am | Promoted
Damn. That is one fugly-ass soccer Mom with PMS!!
February 7th, 2003 at 11:44 am | Promoted
America’s new crash test dummy’s!!!
February 7th, 2003 at 1:34 pm | Promoted
The new Cheech & Chong movie is NOT going too well.
February 7th, 2003 at 4:37 pm | Promoted
Borrowing at the Auto Pawn wasn’t smart for Bengally as when he couldn’t repay the complete loan and interest, they couldn’t return the complete truck.
February 7th, 2003 at 8:58 pm | Promoted
Okay, so I pick up this American sailor who’s hitchhiking, and I just start teasing him, you know, and all of a sudden he whips out this can of spinach, this weird music starts playing and, well, just look at my car!
February 8th, 2003 at 3:40 am | Promoted
see kids its impossible to drive like grand turismo
February 8th, 2003 at 3:43 am
cor blimey can bob the builder fix me this
February 9th, 2003 at 8:49 pm
And you thought only SUV’s supported terrorism…
February 11th, 2003 at 12:19 am | Promoted
New From KIA Iraq, The NEW doorless Model.
February 12th, 2003 at 6:48 pm | Promoted
“Zoom-Zoom-Zoom” Muslim style
February 12th, 2003 at 6:58 pm
“Zoom-Zoom-Zoom” Muslim style
February 12th, 2003 at 6:59 pm | Promoted
What would Allah drive???
February 12th, 2003 at 7:51 pm | Promoted
Taliban air conditioning.
February 12th, 2003 at 7:59 pm
Abdul, you idiot! I told you to light your shoes AFTER you got out of the car.
February 12th, 2003 at 9:09 pm | Promoted
The new KIA Seethruya
February 13th, 2003 at 4:42 am
what can i say? the “jaws of life” got a little hungry.
February 14th, 2003 at 8:13 am | Promoted
Did you order a taxi?
February 15th, 2003 at 10:21 pm
Oh oh… better get Macco.
February 16th, 2003 at 2:14 pm
(Hardcore KISS fans will get this one – everyone else’llbe like “HUH?”)Man…Ace has really gone downhill….
February 17th, 2003 at 2:55 pm
I pity the fool who messes with my van!
February 17th, 2003 at 5:27 pm | Promoted
You have to be careful around the french, they retreat in an instant… look what they did to my van.
February 17th, 2003 at 10:40 pm
Luckily, Osama Bin Laden was in the passenger seat at the time of the explosion.
February 19th, 2003 at 11:53 pm | Promoted
I told you not to tell Sally Struthers there was an eggroll under the seat
February 20th, 2003 at 12:42 pm
I lost $20, but sure enough Janhar ripped his van a new one with a can opener
February 20th, 2003 at 10:23 pm
The have convertiable van is the shizit over in afganistan.
February 21st, 2003 at 6:58 pm | Promoted
At the 2003 Iraq AutoShow, the French unveil their new “LeVan”.
Hajii says; “It’s a hit!”.
March 1st, 2003 at 8:55 am | Promoted
Locked your keys in your car??...no problem, just call us and we’ll have it open in a jiffy!
March 5th, 2003 at 7:39 pm
NEXT TIME HE WILL JUST BUY A CAR WITH A SUN ROOF
March 5th, 2003 at 7:43 pm | Promoted
Iraqs bomb squad.
March 5th, 2003 at 8:01 pm | Promoted
“Maybe if we crash it up enough people will feel sorry and give us weapons”
March 6th, 2003 at 12:53 am
Coming in June…Mad Max 4:Beneath BlunderGnome. Starring: Cheech Marin as Max’s long lost father’s roommate. Don’t miss his academy worthy and stellar performance. Featuring music by Ravi Shankar
March 6th, 2003 at 4:25 am | Promoted
The latest from the Afghan Motor Corp: The TaliVan
March 6th, 2003 at 9:47 am
If Fonzy were an arab.
March 7th, 2003 at 3:09 am
Beats riding a camel!
March 7th, 2003 at 12:11 pm | Promoted
Now those were definitely the BEST baked beans I ever ate!!!
March 7th, 2003 at 2:58 pm | Promoted
Jackass: Taliban Tapes
March 8th, 2003 at 4:54 pm
No, honest…I got this at an “estate sale”.
March 8th, 2003 at 8:34 pm | Promoted
who said missiles aren’t essential for “cruising” ? or is it visa versa?
March 8th, 2003 at 8:49 pm | Promoted
the “marine” could do this with a paper clip…where do dan rather’s loyalties lie? obl would be doa and we would lol!
March 9th, 2003 at 6:15 pm
jackass: car rental, jihad style.
March 9th, 2003 at 6:15 pm
Tarbash loved to blast the radio…
March 9th, 2003 at 6:16 pm
Looks like Fonzie got a tan…
March 11th, 2003 at 8:21 pm
Volvo, takes a SCUD missile hit and keeps going.
March 13th, 2003 at 7:47 am
I drove away this classy convertable bargain the same day and the deposit was only three camels and two of my daughters!
March 18th, 2003 at 1:45 am
Iraq’s “Wish you were here” postcards.
March 18th, 2003 at 1:48 am
Afganian Bang Bus “we got the bitches in the back, n’Abdul is gettin his freak on”
March 20th, 2003 at 1:04 am | Promoted
No no, you don’t understand… the last driver was really really tall.
March 23rd, 2003 at 5:08 am | Promoted
Introducing the new “TALIVAN”
March 27th, 2003 at 6:41 pm
The Iraqi SUV as bomb proof as you are!
March 28th, 2003 at 5:50 am | Promoted
“previously owned by a lady who drove it only to church”
(she was blind)
March 30th, 2003 at 9:58 am
I got this one from John DeLorean!
March 31st, 2003 at 12:54 am | Promoted
Attempted-suicide bomber.
April 7th, 2003 at 1:38 am | Promoted
Hey, it’s better than a camel!
April 12th, 2003 at 2:10 am | Promoted
I know I said I wanted air conditioning … but this is not what I meant!
April 14th, 2003 at 12:19 am | Promoted
Harhnny .. Narhnny .. Marh Narh .. you missed me!
April 16th, 2003 at 8:39 pm
And you thought Mexican food was powerful!
April 17th, 2003 at 10:24 pm
no really, all I had to do was to hose off the meat, hop in and she was ready to roll!
April 23rd, 2003 at 6:50 pm
When the former Information Minister became a used car salesman, he found he could still sell anything.
April 30th, 2003 at 2:22 pm | Promoted
Holy allah Hashish! That was the biggest Freakin bug I have ever seen!
May 1st, 2003 at 5:48 pm
“hey, guess what ma! We still have two wheels…. but that border guy seemed interested in the way i held my finger dearly at his face, especially when he shouted, Liberate the bush”
May 1st, 2003 at 5:50 pm
Look I knew we should have bought a Volvo instead.
May 6th, 2003 at 2:49 pm | Promoted
“Oh yeah, Its the newest thing on the market, They call it a “convertable”, and I’ll even throw in the kids as a free gift.”
May 6th, 2003 at 8:46 pm
The Talivan gets hits again
May 6th, 2003 at 8:49 pm
Look letters come up on the screen when I tap on the key board.
May 9th, 2003 at 8:54 am | Promoted
Note to self: Cancel contract for Airbags from West Bank Industries
May 9th, 2003 at 10:13 am
Just call Pop-A-Lock.
May 9th, 2003 at 10:21 am
NO doubt everyone will be wanting one….....Deb
May 9th, 2003 at 10:23 am
don’t laugh, it beats the hell out of a camel!
May 9th, 2003 at 11:50 am
go ahead, pull my finger again!!
May 9th, 2003 at 12:44 pm
And in America you can collect money in lawsuits by doing this to your car?
May 9th, 2003 at 3:03 pm
In an attempt to disperse body odor,deperate people will do anything…
May 11th, 2003 at 6:54 am
Those American soldiers have great insurance. You see, one of those tanks hit me and…...
May 11th, 2003 at 8:38 pm
my other car is a camel
May 12th, 2003 at 12:24 am
Abdul does not care if they are laughing with him or laughing at him…just so long as they laugh.
May 13th, 2003 at 4:57 am | Promoted
Family convertable .. sun roof .. air conditioning .. easy getaway! Yup .. just what the family needs!
May 14th, 2003 at 9:11 am
What?
What did I do?
May 23rd, 2003 at 2:21 pm
It only has 200,000miles, and still runs great.
May 23rd, 2003 at 3:58 pm
Was that a dog?
May 26th, 2003 at 7:53 pm | Promoted
Muslim children and father visit a new art work titled,”Damn, we should have stopped for those Americans.”
May 28th, 2003 at 12:06 am
Hey! does that thing have a Hemi?
May 28th, 2003 at 2:52 pm
the taliban’s family conversion van
May 31st, 2003 at 3:06 am
not the best of car thieves, asirahd sahid always got the job done.
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:18 am
Runs great.
Needs a little work.
$5,000 o.b.o.
June 5th, 2003 at 3:57 pm
Better stick to your camels!
June 5th, 2003 at 8:13 pm
Thank you, Theresa.A.Steinbach for giving us the secrets from the US Armed forces.
June 8th, 2003 at 10:45 am
“Aanslag gelukt hoor! Ze zijn allemaal dood”
June 8th, 2003 at 1:03 pm
what to do if you want a comfertable?
June 9th, 2003 at 2:55 am
We don’t need no airplane to crash
June 9th, 2003 at 5:52 am | Promoted
Back to the future part 6: “Back to Irak!” starring: Bin J. Laden.
June 12th, 2003 at 2:01 pm | Promoted
“Irak-bomb-squad ==> new cabrio edition
June 13th, 2003 at 3:55 pm
‘Ayoooo, I got the Lexus with tha Dubs, them be 12”, so me and me homies is gonna pick up sum real hot bitches.’
June 18th, 2003 at 5:49 am | Promoted
this is some other SHIT than our fully equiped V2 camelcar no mister this is the rare trashed taliban X-mobile
June 19th, 2003 at 9:52 pm
Yes it’s true officer. Out of nowhere a flying saucer came down, infested my wife with sand fleas, knocked up my cat and made me drink four bottles of Ouzo. I SWEAR TO GAWD!
June 27th, 2003 at 2:37 pm
I pity tha fool who try to remake the A-Team!
June 29th, 2003 at 7:34 pm
In Iraq, Russia, Afghanistan and Poland … a “Thumbs up” means: “UP YOURS”
I think thats what the driver is telling the camera man
July 5th, 2003 at 8:49 pm
a suicide-bomber once sat behind this steering wheel
July 7th, 2003 at 8:35 am | Promoted
Osama! Is that you?
July 8th, 2003 at 10:58 am
fhhjfgjh
July 10th, 2003 at 4:46 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach is our NEW commander.
July 15th, 2003 at 12:33 am
San Diego border check, NO SWEAT!
July 20th, 2003 at 5:30 am | Promoted
All of these captions are racist! What is it the new standard that it’s ok to make fun of Arabs?
July 22nd, 2003 at 2:44 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill politics says it’s NOT OK to make fun of Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Hajj, Jihad, Hamas, Hezbollah, Mullah Mohammed Omar, Richard Reid, John Walker Lindh, Jose Padilla, Zacharias Moussaoui, Uday & Qusay Hussein, Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dohrn, Bobby Fischer, Kim Jong Il, Kim-Myong Chol, etc!!!!!!!!!!
July 26th, 2003 at 1:14 pm | Promoted
We LOVE our DANGEROUS OMNI-LIBERAL; Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill Politics. Osama THANKS YOU for giving the US enemies, CLASSIFIED INFORMATION through computers, Mohammed thanks you DEARLY!!!!!!.
July 27th, 2003 at 9:06 am
Locked your keys in the car??—-No problem, just call us we’ll have it opened in a jiffy!
August 10th, 2003 at 5:44 pm
Now, Sit on Abdul’s lap, Theresa.A.Steinbach, Our #1 America hater from the capitalist & imperialist US.
August 11th, 2003 at 12:38 pm
another use for the jaws of life, to turn a van into a convertible!
August 13th, 2003 at 9:02 pm
Thank you Steinbach, For wailing against the good-for-nothing US!!!!!!.
August 17th, 2003 at 11:45 pm | Promoted
Here Mullah, Theresa.A.Steinbach says you can use the town’s POW-MIA flag for refuse paper.
August 20th, 2003 at 1:19 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill USA Politics, Says “F**K YOU!!!!!!!, AMERICAN IMPERIALISTS & CAPITALISTS!!!!!!!”, And were laughing ALL the way to the Saudi Bank, And she Loves giving $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to the Saudi Telethon, Thank you, Terry Baby!!!!!!!!!
August 26th, 2003 at 12:17 pm
Thank you, Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill, USA for wanting to make September 11th a world holiday celebration, Mohammed & Osama dearly thank you.
September 2nd, 2003 at 3:19 pm
Give praise to our beloved renegade from the evil, rotten US of A, Forest Park, Ill, USA’s Theresa.A.Steinbach, A fervant celebrant of the Al-Muhajiroun!!!!!!!!!!!!.
September 7th, 2003 at 10:46 pm | Promoted
American Renegade & hero Forest Park, Ill Commisioner Theresa.A.Steinbach gets the Taliban-Al=Qaeda Humanitarian Award for opening up to Abd Al-Rahman Al-Nadji!!!!!
September 9th, 2003 at 1:57 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill Politics says the September 11th Memorial is a farce & Should be a world-wide celebration, And HATES the racist police force of that rotten American village. She demands a Talibanian encampment over there.
September 10th, 2003 at 12:02 pm
Thank you, Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill USA politics and USA Lawyer Jeanine.L.Stevens, For fighting for a required regimen of sensitivity training for American citizens to tolerate Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Hajj, Jihad, Hamas, Hezbollah, etc. Radical Extremists. Osama thanks you dearly.
September 15th, 2003 at 9:44 pm
All I want to do is have some fun.
October 1st, 2003 at 2:34 pm
look, if you just open the dooor, the car stay in better shape!
October 4th, 2003 at 12:25 pm
Driver: “YESSS!! The Dealer said I’m still covered by the warranty.”
December 10th, 2003 at 2:34 pm
meld dich mal,am besten ruf mal an ,muss dir mal was fragen.
gruß kai-uwe
February 4th, 2004 at 10:16 pm
When the American fighter jets come, we’ll just spread chicken blood on ourselves, go limp, and have them think we killed sometime yesterday. Hey, it works for my cousin Muhammad.
February 21st, 2004 at 1:59 pm
What?
I got tired of waiting for them to fix the air conditioner!
March 24th, 2004 at 6:06 am | Promoted
Look what happens when you eat a dead Goat and then break wind!
March 24th, 2004 at 8:40 am
TALIBANG
August 11th, 2004 at 11:12 pm
Excuse me!
April 8th, 2005 at 2:35 pm
2 weeks after being on pimp my ride
October 9th, 2007 at 7:55 am
the happy host of pimp my ride uzbekistan!