Ka-pow
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February 10th, 2003 at 10:53 am | Promoted
An ass always seemed to get in the way of Ivan’s mid-game bowling trophy poses.
February 10th, 2003 at 11:25 am | Promoted
Even though they had to be on different teams; siamese twins Gunther and Claus wouldn’t that interfere with their dreams of playing in the world cup.
February 10th, 2003 at 11:26 am | Promoted
Even though they had to be on different teams; siamese twins Gunther and Claus wouldn’t let that interfere with their dreams of playing in the world cup.
February 10th, 2003 at 11:50 am | Promoted
I said stop. My ponytail is stuck in your zipper!
February 10th, 2003 at 1:44 pm
Dude, you’re supposed to head-butt the ball.
February 10th, 2003 at 5:11 pm | Promoted
after the first dog to human heart transplant, everything seemed to be medically fine, but Jimmy just could’nt control the urge to sniff butts
February 10th, 2003 at 6:58 pm | Promoted
“No, Dmitri, we are not a centaur! Now will you lay off the Mogen David and just play the damn game!?”
February 10th, 2003 at 7:00 pm | Promoted
“Almost—a little to the le- ahhh, that’s it! Now, go side to side. No, you can do it harder, that’s all right….”
February 10th, 2003 at 7:01 pm | Promoted
At the worst possible moment, Pyotr accidentally spawned his anti-matter self
February 10th, 2003 at 7:04 pm | Promoted
Number 8 looks like he thinks the soccer ball is an egg and he’s trying to hatch it…
February 10th, 2003 at 7:26 pm | Promoted
Tired of his opponent’s tight-marking defense, number 22 had a quick bowl of 3-alarm chili at half-time, and was able to get open in the second half.
February 10th, 2003 at 7:30 pm | Promoted
David Beckham’s spikey haircut leads to trouble . . .
February 10th, 2003 at 7:38 pm | Promoted
”...and not only does it make a terrific lip balm, Instant Krazy Glue® is superb for permanently attaching your head to an opposing player’s shorts.”
February 10th, 2003 at 9:14 pm | Promoted
David was kicked out of medical school for his “sure-fire” way to relieve constipation.
February 11th, 2003 at 12:16 am
You’re on the BLUE Team!! Now get OUT of my SHIRT!
February 11th, 2003 at 4:16 am | Promoted
The man in blue: “I am a suppository!”
February 11th, 2003 at 8:26 am | Promoted
They call the guy in the blue shirt Butthead! Ha, ha Butthead oh haha hahahaha ha! Ya get it? Butt-head? Ha hahahahahaha Butt Head hahaha oh he’s named Butthead hahahahahahaha
February 11th, 2003 at 9:13 am | Promoted
“Next time, wait until I turn around before you do that, Nigel”
February 11th, 2003 at 10:20 am | Promoted
During a heated game of hide-and-go-seek, Ben tries frantically to hide in his friends ass.
February 11th, 2003 at 10:46 am
“Dude, where’s my contact?”
February 11th, 2003 at 12:23 pm | Promoted
how ya think I got the handle “brown nose”?
February 11th, 2003 at 12:54 pm
i i think the fart smells like dansak curry am i right
February 11th, 2003 at 7:14 pm | Promoted
The VERY LAST of the Mohicans…
February 12th, 2003 at 2:06 am | Promoted
Wait!! Thats no way to be a pantomime horse!
February 12th, 2003 at 7:30 am
Aren’t we missing the pantomime horse costume?
February 12th, 2003 at 12:24 pm
Butt-head or head-butt?
February 12th, 2003 at 2:27 pm | Promoted
i headbutt in your general direction!
February 12th, 2003 at 6:52 pm | Promoted
when i said you have your head stuck up your ass i didn’t mean you should try and stick it up mine instead.
February 13th, 2003 at 11:15 pm | Promoted
With the head-butt thing taking place, nobody noticed the wedgie that the other player in red was giving to himself.
February 13th, 2003 at 11:17 pm
We are lucky he didn’t take the rules literally, otherwise he would have head-butted the ball.
February 13th, 2003 at 11:17 pm | Promoted
See? This is what gets soccer riots started.
February 13th, 2003 at 11:18 pm | Promoted
Now we can only wonder where his right leg is going to END up.
February 14th, 2003 at 6:11 am | Promoted
The worlds greatest magician will now shit a human out his ass!!!
February 14th, 2003 at 12:44 pm
KAWABANGA!
February 14th, 2003 at 12:45 pm
HOLY CRAP WHAT’S THAT ON MY SHOE?!
February 15th, 2003 at 5:21 pm
Hey you, kidney shots are still illegal despite WHICH body part you use!
February 17th, 2003 at 10:04 am | Promoted
Clonaid debuts it’s new Raelian soccer clone (in blue) – a cross between a human and Dolly the sheep. Clonaid representatives agree that the new life-form needs fine tuning to make it look more natural while running, but are quick to point out it’s potential as witnessed by it’s remarkable head-butt ability.
February 18th, 2003 at 9:45 am
We never thought the twins, joined at birth, would be able to play sports…let alone on opposing teams. But Olaf and Ivan have shown that ANYTHING is possible here!
February 18th, 2003 at 11:56 am | Promoted
As a sign of recognition, members of the Secret Society of Bum Headers head one another’s bum.
February 20th, 2003 at 5:35 pm
nothin like oduer de ass to get a player moving
February 20th, 2003 at 10:24 pm
After being a matador he thinks that he is the bull that everyone is suppose to dodge.
February 21st, 2003 at 6:40 pm | Promoted
Bob(in blue) really gets into the motion when he kick another player in the bum.
February 22nd, 2003 at 9:05 pm | Promoted
That’s not funny, Beavis.
February 23rd, 2003 at 2:28 am
...”hey, this guy’s not wearing underwear”
February 24th, 2003 at 7:16 pm | Promoted
Crack addict!
February 26th, 2003 at 10:26 pm | Promoted
I don’t know, it started with a wart on my ass.
February 26th, 2003 at 10:27 pm
It started with a wart on my ass.
February 28th, 2003 at 10:29 am | Promoted
What, He just plays for ARSENAL!!
February 28th, 2003 at 10:48 am
so is this how you get the brown streak on your head?
March 1st, 2003 at 9:06 am
Hey everyone looke at me, I’m Ferdinand the bull!
March 5th, 2003 at 7:45 pm
After watching a recent Mountain Dew commercial, Billy decided to try out his new “head tricks”
March 5th, 2003 at 10:40 pm
he’s in love. trying have sex the hard way
March 5th, 2003 at 10:48 pm
Sometimes people can misinterpret, the saying “Stick it where the Sun don’t shine”...
March 6th, 2003 at 12:03 am
But, honey, last night you said that you liked it when I was down here.
March 6th, 2003 at 12:42 am | Promoted
Damn it Franz! I told you we shouldn’t wear red when we play Spain!
March 6th, 2003 at 1:45 am | Promoted
Even though joined at the ass, these siamese twins got the most they could out of life.
March 6th, 2003 at 4:20 pm
Clancy realizes he’d make a much better pick-pocket if he’d just wear his contacts.
March 6th, 2003 at 11:33 pm | Promoted
It’s a boy!
March 7th, 2003 at 6:13 pm
he’s truly head-butting!!
yours truly,
monkey man
March 8th, 2003 at 1:19 pm
And Santrio makes his trade-mark sniffing move, his follow-up is usually to tell the player his butt smells but it looks like he’s going for a differant approach
March 8th, 2003 at 4:05 pm
leggo my eggo
March 9th, 2003 at 6:17 pm
I’ve heard of a head-butt, but this is ridiculous…
March 10th, 2003 at 6:08 pm
You’re supposed to head the balll not his bum!!
March 11th, 2003 at 5:55 pm
Kissing ass just isn’t enough to win the game
March 11th, 2003 at 8:09 pm
I love the smell of that… do it again so i can hear it this time!!!
March 14th, 2003 at 1:34 am
“Tickle my feet,huh?”
March 18th, 2003 at 1:53 am
In the heat of the moment, Johnny’s ass fetish subconciously came into play.
March 18th, 2003 at 1:54 am
Hail thee to ROME!
March 20th, 2003 at 1:00 am | Promoted
Be the ram, for the ram shows courage in the face of adversity.
March 27th, 2003 at 6:48 pm
“And look the blue guy has headbutted the red guy” Wonka what will they think of next
March 28th, 2003 at 6:55 am
”...and this is an excellent example why soccer stop lights are one of soundest investment choices today”
March 30th, 2003 at 10:10 am | Promoted
Try the new sporting hairstyles with the look, feel and other properties of velcro!
April 14th, 2003 at 2:47 am
Just a little more to the left… Down more… Ahhh, that’s it!
April 17th, 2003 at 10:22 pm
If you must! oblige me with a freakin’reach around
April 21st, 2003 at 6:18 pm
Uri uses his spiked hair to cure Sven’s bad back through accupuncture.
April 22nd, 2003 at 5:40 pm
It started off as a wart…
May 6th, 2003 at 2:37 pm | Promoted
Hey look, a canadian quarter.
May 8th, 2003 at 11:11 am | Promoted
And at that moment, Mr Blair was inspired to begin forming his future relationship with the American president.
May 9th, 2003 at 3:45 pm
I really didn’t mean to butt-head.
May 9th, 2003 at 3:47 pm
I really didn’t mean to butt head.
May 9th, 2003 at 8:39 pm
“Hey, what happened to that blue guy?”
May 12th, 2003 at 12:21 am | Promoted
“Dances With Ball” displays both his offensive and defensive prowess simultaneously by first passing the ball to an open teammate, then by passing the gas to his opponent.
May 12th, 2003 at 1:36 am
After that last block, Fritz was determined to kick any balls.
May 14th, 2003 at 12:21 am | Promoted
It’s a little known fact: This is what happens to people with bad haircuts.
May 20th, 2003 at 10:31 pm
PHFFFFFFFFT!
May 23rd, 2003 at 3:59 pm
Smells like…like…your ass.
May 23rd, 2003 at 11:24 pm | Promoted
he likes to watch…
May 26th, 2003 at 12:53 pm
I have my head up a ass
May 29th, 2003 at 12:22 am
Someone has a stinky diaper.
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:22 am | Promoted
Now’s my chance to get in good with my new supervisor.
June 4th, 2003 at 7:57 am | Promoted
I’m not crazy, i am a bull
June 5th, 2003 at 3:42 pm
A new bull was invented and it’s following his instinct, go for the RED!
June 8th, 2003 at 5:26 am | Promoted
I’m sorry but no sex during the game. You must wait for tonight taginaki
June 8th, 2003 at 10:09 am
evereone on the field is in shock…the blue team suddenly got a 12th player! NR 22: I just flooped right out of my but…
June 8th, 2003 at 10:44 am
Jah, wat kijk je nou gast? Ik dou alleen me hoofd in je reet!
June 12th, 2003 at 1:55 pm | Promoted
“I can stick to my opponent’s back-hair with this awesome gel!”
June 13th, 2003 at 12:17 am
Nigel failed to mention his poor depth perception when recruited to the blue team.
June 14th, 2003 at 8:05 am | Promoted
Stay still so I can take a look at your guts
July 1st, 2003 at 10:45 pm
listen carefully, grasp both ears firmly,and pull and you might just be able to remove your head from his ass
July 4th, 2003 at 7:00 am
It all started with FIST F#ck*ing.
U giv im a finger, and they take your whole…
July 4th, 2003 at 2:22 pm | Promoted
Darn, the food was too spicey yesterday, or else someone is trying to stick his head up my ass.
July 7th, 2003 at 8:32 am
Mooh!
July 10th, 2003 at 8:48 am
Siamese twins played against eachother in cupfinal.
July 12th, 2003 at 4:04 am
Maybe he just didn’t understand the concept behind the “headbutt”
July 15th, 2003 at 12:41 am | Promoted
Oh? Yah… Well, all I saw was ass… But you know, it’s a team game, we try hard, play as a team, we just didn’t have our best game on today…
July 17th, 2003 at 3:46 pm
COWABUNGHOLE!!!!
July 17th, 2003 at 7:49 pm | Promoted
where’s the cream filling?
July 20th, 2003 at 11:30 am
Obviously smearing your hair gel to a friends shorts may seem like a good idea at the time, but when you use it all up….
July 21st, 2003 at 4:04 am | Promoted
Ok..who switched my hair gel with super glue?!!
August 7th, 2003 at 3:24 pm
just a little off the sides thanks
August 11th, 2003 at 6:29 am
I’m only here for the crack…
February 17th, 2004 at 11:40 am
WOW jeff, what detergent do you use, this is FABULOUS
February 21st, 2004 at 2:12 pm
Just be glad I’m behind you!
April 23rd, 2004 at 8:34 pm
“You dumbass…this is not what I meant in the locker room when I said I’d love it if you gave me some head.”
July 11th, 2004 at 3:57 pm | Promoted
tanaki:”hey gunther do u have a toothbrush and paste?”
gunther: “yes”
takani:” use it cause your breath smells like shit!”
October 20th, 2004 at 9:31 am
Yes, you`ve got a guy growing out of your ass, but check this out! I just laid a weird-lookin` egg!
October 27th, 2004 at 1:20 pm
Although he looked like a normal person sven the minotaur always had a problem with red clothing.
October 30th, 2004 at 11:03 am
an interesting story of siameese twin who play on 2 different teams
November 4th, 2004 at 11:05 pm | Promoted
I told that if we play in a horse suit it would come of and we would look like a gay couple
January 24th, 2005 at 5:04 pm
Just to think, he was only trying to suck himself in the middle of a soccer game.