Ahmed was told that teaching computers was an honorable and gratifying carreer , only now - two years later - none of the damned machines had learned a single line from the koran and funding was becoming thin….
To improve relations with the Iraqi government and to show their unified support for Saddam, the french government offers to sell them their top-secret defense technology.
“Our prices are so insane, we’ll fly a passenger-laden plane into an American skyscraper if we can’t beat your best deal!!!” (Yes, I am a sick puppy. Deal.)
AOL tests it’s new (last ditch desperate) marketing technique outside the camel mart…not only do you get 3000 hours FREE AOL disc, but they give you the computer FREE too!
Okay, this website used to be funny. Please keep the racial jokes out of it. instead of saying, “Muslims” for example, say Al-Queda, or Osama Bin Laden, because the majority of Muslims have no affiliation with terrorists. Muslims are Americas too, and the terrorists are the world’s enemies. Thank you.
By using several computers at once, MusWatcher was able to vote for his own unoriginal caption enough to place it in the top spot on the Caption Machine.
everyone agrees that more monitors are needed. but aren’t they endangered? sure indonesia should support the war on terrorism, but who should incur the cost of providing appropriate reptiles whom prefer dead meat? the UN should “carry on” as they have, and carrion will be abundant…michelin stars are forthcoming, so please drop the “lemming mentality” since the abyss is deep enough to hold those insecure “chefs du jour” whom wouldn’t know the difference between sarin gas and saran wrap. n’est pas?
….and in the distance, a dog howled. Howled the soulful, sorrowful song that only dogs can sing. It’s because they have a split front lip. It keeps them from enunciating properly. Also they don’t like it when you make them look right at you. Yeah, they are ok with it for a while, but then they are all like, “HEY THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT!” And by that time it’s a powertrip thing for you. Like “YOU MUST LOOK AT ME DOGGIE! LOOK! LOOOOOOOK!!!”
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
“Dominos on a geo-political/socio-economic/yard-sale/tent-sale kind-of-thing.”
Theresa.A.Steinbach wants to set up encampment for the Al-Qaeda, Taliban, etc. To close down that good for nothing US Army Reserve in Forest Park, Ill, USA. And close the Jewish Cemetary to build a Talibanian Mosque. And she’s setting up a fund-raiser here for us.
September 19th, 2003 at 4:57 pm
A porn addict’s dream
February 13th, 2003 at 12:09 pm
The computers surround their victim, and then stike without warning.
February 14th, 2003 at 11:31 pm
No more UN Moniters!
March 28th, 2003 at 7:07 am
Ahmed was told that teaching computers was an honorable and gratifying carreer , only now - two years later - none of the damned machines had learned a single line from the koran and funding was becoming thin….
February 21st, 2003 at 6:44 pm
Alconod demonstrates Iraqi defense:
“The infidels shall not be able to penetrate my circle of the IBM“.
February 13th, 2003 at 12:39 pm
When we said we wanted to screen all terrorists, this isn’t what we meant.
February 16th, 2003 at 4:27 pm
In an attempt to cut costs and bolster falling stock prices, AOL unveils it’s new customer service/tech support team.
February 12th, 2003 at 11:43 pm
Lack of adequate funding for NASA leads to drastic cutbacks at mission control.
February 15th, 2003 at 1:48 pm
The computers are my real friends. THEY don’t criticize me for wearing pink.
February 13th, 2003 at 12:00 am
One day after buying his first Macintosh computer, Bill Gates sells his collection of Windows-based PCs in a sparsely-attended yard sale.
March 8th, 2003 at 5:57 pm
Saddam attempts to inconspicously make Iraqi ICBM computers “disappear” prior to next wave of UN inspections.
February 14th, 2003 at 7:54 am
The NSA has increased it’s efforts to monitor radical Muslims
March 6th, 2003 at 1:48 pm
They said Linux would work anywhere, on any machine. They didn’t plan for Al-QuedaExpo 2003.
March 9th, 2003 at 6:28 pm
Now that’s what I call a terrorist network.
February 17th, 2003 at 5:40 pm
To improve relations with the Iraqi government and to show their unified support for Saddam, the french government offers to sell them their top-secret defense technology.
February 19th, 2003 at 4:03 pm
With the recent Middle Eastern ban on pornography, Many failed to see any further need for their computers.
February 22nd, 2003 at 4:39 pm
Hanky-headed Dude, you’re getting a Dell
February 13th, 2003 at 6:32 am
PC-Henge
February 24th, 2003 at 7:14 pm
By taking 43 online classes symutaniously, Akbar will go from high school to MBH in 4 weeks.
February 28th, 2003 at 10:41 am
Oh No. Not more resolutions.
March 12th, 2003 at 8:22 am
No, you fool! I said get ICBMs! NOT IBMs!
February 15th, 2003 at 1:37 pm
In an attempt to drum up a sagging tourist trade, Abdullah fashions Monitor-henge and begins giving tours to foreigners for only 5000 riyals.
February 22nd, 2003 at 7:34 pm
Despite access to over 30 spell-checkers, Wynter still couldn’t spell “monitor” correctly.
February 15th, 2003 at 8:35 pm
COMDEX hits Kabul, with mixed reviews.
February 16th, 2003 at 7:00 pm
My big fat GEEK wedding.
February 21st, 2003 at 10:59 am
See what too much porn does for your eyes!
March 7th, 2003 at 12:05 pm
Community microwave for the poor.
March 9th, 2003 at 5:55 pm
Must be an Afghani-Lan party.
March 9th, 2003 at 6:27 pm
Dude, you’re getting a Delhi.
April 12th, 2003 at 2:06 am
I know we see Saddam everywhere .. but this is ridiculous!
February 13th, 2003 at 12:27 am
Its Crazy Abdul’s big computer sale!!! With each $1500 purchase, I’ll throw in a copy of WIndwos 3.1
February 14th, 2003 at 12:49 pm
Now, electricity, electricity.. hmm that can be a problem
February 14th, 2003 at 8:34 pm
“Our prices are so insane, we’ll fly a passenger-laden plane into an American skyscraper if we can’t beat your best deal!!!” (Yes, I am a sick puppy. Deal.)
March 5th, 2003 at 7:42 pm
It seems that an Iraqi is looking for bomb parts.
March 8th, 2003 at 4:40 pm
Osama Bin Headroom…is that you??
March 9th, 2003 at 10:04 am
Iraq is now shopping to upgrade their hardware…
March 19th, 2003 at 3:48 am
New bomb wipes out buildings and desks only!
April 8th, 2003 at 11:34 pm
With all of that technology they still couldn’t win the war.
February 13th, 2003 at 7:25 am
Pete Townshend yard sale
February 13th, 2003 at 12:40 pm
tv says near man and the next epside of coranation st is tommorow at 800
February 13th, 2003 at 12:41 pm
“!look folks my brother osmars on tv”!
February 13th, 2003 at 12:46 pm
terbunator trys new stunt
February 13th, 2003 at 11:09 pm
Dang, Al Gore is still attempting to prove that he created the internet.
February 14th, 2003 at 12:35 am
Duck… Duck… Duck…
Goose!!!
February 17th, 2003 at 8:16 am
The new Al-quaida head-quarters. With EXTRA NEW technologies.
February 20th, 2003 at 11:24 am
UN weapons inspectors go undercover to MONITOR the situation…
February 28th, 2003 at 10:24 am
Yes, I only planted them last week, that’ SONY 14 days ago!!!!
March 5th, 2003 at 8:33 pm
Ali figured that the 79 virgins were probably computer geeks, and prepared for them.
March 5th, 2003 at 10:51 pm
“I know I put the plans to destroy the infidels on ONE of these machines…”
March 5th, 2003 at 11:52 pm
Man, I just know one of these is fast enought to download Baywatch.
March 6th, 2003 at 7:50 am
exturbanate! exturbanate!
March 7th, 2003 at 9:13 pm
These Are The Most Advanced Computers in all of The Middle East…
March 8th, 2003 at 11:47 am
Captain Ahab the arab controlling his forces
March 9th, 2003 at 5:55 pm
Osama-Bin Ladins thoughts after visiting George Luca’s Skywalker Ranch,
“So ThEs is wat Emarica looks like, I could take over Iraq with these…”
March 9th, 2003 at 6:30 pm
These computers are da’ BOMB!
March 14th, 2003 at 3:54 pm
His cunning had gotten him out of tight spots before but now, as he saw them close in for the kill, he knew he could not defend the modem for long
March 27th, 2003 at 6:51 pm
The taliban just couldnt take terrorism anymore and decided to turn to IT for work.
March 31st, 2003 at 12:49 am
When Khaled arrived to work at the Ministry of Information that morning, he noticed something was different.
April 10th, 2003 at 1:38 am
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!! ONE DAY ONLY!!!
EVERYTHING MUST GO AT CRAZY AMIR’S!!!!
“Are you beleiving the crazyness exhibited by my prices on the bottom-rock!”
April 10th, 2003 at 10:11 pm
With the crackdown on drug traffic, the Al Quadim has to resort to desperate measures. Later that day Bill Gates dissapears…
April 15th, 2003 at 9:22 pm
Omar couldn’t understand why none of the TVs he looted would get in any channels.
April 17th, 2003 at 10:19 pm
top home based business for the 1980s!
May 9th, 2003 at 9:07 am
Blue screen of death…hmmmm…I’ll take them all!
May 12th, 2003 at 12:17 am
The Matrix has you Jaleel.
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:15 am
Oh my goodness! Our towers are gone too!
July 22nd, 2003 at 2:32 pm
HERE MULLAH MOHAMMED OMAR!!!!!!!!, THIS IS THERESA.A.STEINBACH GIVING YOU MORE CLASSIFIED INFO FROM THE ROTTEN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
March 17th, 2003 at 3:26 am
poo
February 13th, 2003 at 4:40 am
ohhh!! thats where my commodore 64 went!!
February 13th, 2003 at 6:30 am
“… and here we have every computer ever thrown out a window by an irate user after installing Bonzi Buddy or Microsoft BOB….“
February 13th, 2003 at 10:07 am
BT hypes its Broadband network
February 13th, 2003 at 11:05 am
“Dude, where’s my cubicle?”
February 13th, 2003 at 12:42 pm
bill gates grave yard here lies windows 95
February 13th, 2003 at 12:43 pm
jesus arrives at intenet festival
February 13th, 2003 at 12:48 pm
nissan drivers get computor navagation
February 13th, 2003 at 11:13 pm
Dude, where’s my humor. Stop sending those, “dude, where’s my car?,” references in for every picture! It’s starting to get annoying and repeditive.
February 14th, 2003 at 3:28 am
Hafiz knew he was a dead man. The angry monitors had surrounded him, meaning it was only minutes before his wailing, monochrome demise.
February 14th, 2003 at 3:55 pm
A peaceful solution to the middle east crisis…give them all computers to become addicted to.
February 14th, 2003 at 4:12 pm
AOL tests it’s new (last ditch desperate) marketing technique outside the camel mart…not only do you get 3000 hours FREE AOL disc, but they give you the computer FREE too!
February 15th, 2003 at 5:28 pm
So THAT’S how my old high school handled the Taliban! I always knew that those dated comps from the 70’s-80’s were going to come in handy someday!
February 16th, 2003 at 12:19 am
“See and you said it was stupid to let Bill Gates spend the weekend in our cave.”
February 16th, 2003 at 1:58 am
The Internet Ban had given a much needed Boost to the Used Pc market
February 16th, 2003 at 2:06 pm
Internet Honesty. That guy’s MSN screename is “xxsexybigtits69xx”.
February 18th, 2003 at 8:55 am
Special trained computers have been spotted in Syria trying to take down the terrorists networks.
February 16th, 2003 at 8:41 pm
HEY WHO FARTED AGAIN????? WHAT THE HELL CAUSED ALL THIS CRAP ON THE FLOOR??
February 18th, 2003 at 12:09 am
Drools mmmm… ASCII porn…
February 18th, 2003 at 2:32 pm
Mohammed attempts to break the domino tipping record with computer monitors.
February 18th, 2003 at 2:52 pm
Okay, this website used to be funny. Please keep the racial jokes out of it. instead of saying, “Muslims” for example, say Al-Queda, or Osama Bin Laden, because the majority of Muslims have no affiliation with terrorists. Muslims are Americas too, and the terrorists are the world’s enemies. Thank you.
February 18th, 2003 at 9:48 am
“You! Stop looking at me! I hate your American surveillance systems! Stop following me! Stop!”
February 19th, 2003 at 3:56 pm
Picasso’s neo-modern art piece:
“Yard sale minus the yard.”
February 19th, 2003 at 8:30 pm
By using several computers at once, MusWatcher was able to vote for his own unoriginal caption enough to place it in the top spot on the Caption Machine.
February 20th, 2003 at 10:26 pm
After Amid’s computers had been confiscated they wee sold to the highest bidder
February 23rd, 2003 at 2:15 am
after the Al-Qaeda group deserted their leader, Osama is left trying to manage a massive army of IBM monitors…”Are you with me guys?!”.
March 4th, 2003 at 11:40 am
Saddam asked his people to collect all their valuables before the West arrived.
March 5th, 2003 at 10:53 pm
“I know I put the plans to destroy the infidels on ONE of these machines…”
March 5th, 2003 at 10:55 pm
“I know I put the plans to destroy the infidels on ONE of these machines…”
March 6th, 2003 at 1:31 pm
The UN approved of bombing Iraq with old PCs since US schools wont take them.
March 7th, 2003 at 2:54 pm
May 5, 2003 Iraq’s last attempt to retain dictatorship ends at Goodwill donnation. “Big Brother is watching you” says U.S. Official
March 8th, 2003 at 9:25 pm
everyone agrees that more monitors are needed. but aren’t they endangered? sure indonesia should support the war on terrorism, but who should incur the cost of providing appropriate reptiles whom prefer dead meat? the UN should “carry on” as they have, and carrion will be abundant…michelin stars are forthcoming, so please drop the “lemming mentality” since the abyss is deep enough to hold those insecure “chefs du jour” whom wouldn’t know the difference between sarin gas and saran wrap. n’est pas?
March 18th, 2003 at 1:12 am
“Sarge, are you sure those were A-1 class bombs we dropped back there?”
March 30th, 2003 at 10:13 am
You Americans with your 62 channels . Hey I got 63 so stickit up ypur A#%%**
April 2nd, 2003 at 4:48 pm
o.k….. who’s gonna clean this up?
April 18th, 2003 at 2:28 pm
proof positive- the instinctive looting behavior crosses even geographical boundaries!
May 9th, 2003 at 11:05 am
“Okay everybody, the next part goes - put yor left foot in, put your left foot out, put your left foot in and shake it all about!”
The leading cyber space dance class learns how to do the Hokey Pokey…
May 12th, 2003 at 9:05 am
The information minister knows all he needs to know so he won’t be needing all these
May 13th, 2003 at 12:10 am
Yes, yes, they all have Red Hat Linux! See my red hat?
May 13th, 2003 at 4:52 am
We know that the USA is monitoring Saddam .. but to this extreme?
May 23rd, 2003 at 11:11 pm
We love our comrade Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill, USA!!!!!!!!.
May 28th, 2003 at 12:04 am
And if you buy one now ill throw in a camel for free
May 28th, 2003 at 2:51 pm
all these computers and not a single internet connection.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:21 am
The U.N. has sent another set of monitors to inspect Iraq’s weapons program.
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:15 am
Oh my goodness! Our towers are gone too!
June 5th, 2003 at 3:39 pm
Stop! You’re surrounded and it ain’t the circel of life!
June 8th, 2003 at 5:24 am
Hmmm Is it possible that he stole the computers
June 10th, 2003 at 6:12 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach’s Benefit Sale for the Al-Qaeda, Hamas, Hajj, Jihad, Hezbollah sympathizers club.
June 10th, 2003 at 6:13 pm
WE ALSO LOVE OUR OTHER AMERICAN RENEGADE TIM MCCLELLAND!!!!!!!!!!.
June 19th, 2003 at 9:45 pm
….and in the distance, a dog howled. Howled the soulful, sorrowful song that only dogs can sing. It’s because they have a split front lip. It keeps them from enunciating properly. Also they don’t like it when you make them look right at you. Yeah, they are ok with it for a while, but then they are all like, “HEY THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT!” And by that time it’s a powertrip thing for you. Like “YOU MUST LOOK AT ME DOGGIE! LOOK! LOOOOOOOK!!!”
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
“Dominos on a geo-political/socio-economic/yard-sale/tent-sale kind-of-thing.”
June 13th, 2003 at 2:34 pm
The Screen Pooping Monster left his trail, stunnig the locals.
July 7th, 2003 at 8:30 am
“See? we’re getting rid of weapons of massdistraction”
July 8th, 2003 at 7:30 pm
tank yoo come again!
July 10th, 2003 at 4:49 pm
Thanks for lobbying to cut US defense, Miss Steinbach. Now, We can step all over the US.
July 21st, 2003 at 4:09 am
This is how cable TV would function if each TV set could only have one channel.
August 10th, 2003 at 3:41 pm
מכירת חיסול של חדר מחשבים של שייבר
August 10th, 2003 at 5:54 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach wants to set up encampment for the Al-Qaeda, Taliban, etc. To close down that good for nothing US Army Reserve in Forest Park, Ill, USA. And close the Jewish Cemetary to build a Talibanian Mosque. And she’s setting up a fund-raiser here for us.
August 13th, 2003 at 9:06 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach & Dario Fo get the Golden Camel awards for their complaints of the Zionist-Racist US.
October 1st, 2003 at 2:32 pm
quick boys, we’ve got him boxed in!
March 24th, 2004 at 8:55 am
Arab computer lesson demonstrates how to boot up computers.
April 23rd, 2004 at 9:33 pm
No, Habib - this will not do…I must have the very latest technology - do you have any Commodore 64s?
October 30th, 2004 at 11:04 am
the new tech support
December 21st, 2004 at 8:36 am
You are doing a wonderful thing here on the Internet. I wish you the very best. Kindest regards.
February 19th, 2003 at 6:42 am
Dude! Where’s my racial jokes?!
February 17th, 2003 at 3:47 pm
Dude, where’s my spelling? “Repeditive”?!
February 13th, 2003 at 5:41 pm
paul cant spel werth shitt
February 20th, 2003 at 10:59 am
The dot com bubble has well and truly burst.
February 13th, 2003 at 5:47 am
“Yo Ackmed,where’d ya say that port was on my camel?”
February 13th, 2003 at 6:31 am
“Don’t suppose you have a Merrimac?”
February 13th, 2003 at 7:20 am
57 channels and nothing on
February 13th, 2003 at 12:08 pm
Revenge of The Nerds 7, PC Domino Jackpot.
February 13th, 2003 at 12:37 pm
taliban force new tv licence dogers to part with tvs
February 13th, 2003 at 12:37 pm
turbanor trys new tv stunt
June 8th, 2003 at 10:43 am
Heej Hassan, weet jij wat al die witte dingen zijn? “Neej, flikker maar weg”