Double standard
Redeeming us all, Dave gave the meter cop a parking ticket.
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February 26th, 2003 at 9:32 am | Promoted
Note reads: Hey meter maid mama, you’re looking mighty cute in that uniform. Do you carry a real gun? Wanna see if I do?
February 26th, 2003 at 4:15 pm | Promoted
“give me the bullet Barney”
February 26th, 2003 at 5:43 pm | Promoted
After his long shifts, Lonnie enjoyed jerking off and then “cleaning up” with the day’s parking tickets.
February 26th, 2003 at 7:20 pm | Promoted
Rita the meter maid got revenge on co-worker Lou for Xeroxing her ass and passing out the copies at the Parking Police Christmas party
February 26th, 2003 at 9:04 pm | Promoted
Jim spent most of his first day on the job looking for his “missing” fourth wheel.
February 26th, 2003 at 9:25 pm | Promoted
Proof that there is a God
February 26th, 2003 at 9:28 pm | Promoted
Sitting in the driver’s seat,Carol finally stopped swearing when she realized she had given herself the ticket.
February 26th, 2003 at 11:10 pm | Promoted
Please take the ticket.
February 27th, 2003 at 4:49 am | Promoted
He was also fined an extra fifty bucks for driving a goofy-looking Zamboni.
February 27th, 2003 at 8:37 am
Bob’s day got even worse when he was arrested for blasting “Turkey in the Straw” and selling stolen ice-cream bars out of the back of his patrol cart.
February 27th, 2003 at 8:40 am | Promoted
Sally flirted with herself for several minutes before she realized she was not going to talk herself out of a ticket.
February 27th, 2003 at 12:51 pm | Promoted
Wait…the unfunny part of this is that the citizens have to pay the fine to themselves…and that cant be written off on your taxes.
February 27th, 2003 at 9:14 pm | Promoted
The first level of the video game, “Grand Theft Auto”
February 28th, 2003 at 1:00 am | Promoted
Don’t get so excited, everybody, it’s just a flyer from Starbucks.
February 28th, 2003 at 8:03 am | Promoted
Just when you thought the parking in New Hampshire Sqaure Mall couldn’t get any worst…
February 28th, 2003 at 5:33 pm | Promoted
Senator John Macarthy becomes a traffic cop.
March 1st, 2003 at 9:04 pm | Promoted
The results of Bizarro, from Superman, becoming a meter maid.
March 1st, 2003 at 9:58 pm | Promoted
Dood….there’s my car!
March 1st, 2003 at 10:22 pm | Promoted
That’s something you don’t see everyday. snow.
March 3rd, 2003 at 11:49 am
There are two parking control officers and only 6 parked cars. This lot ain’t big enough for the two of us, time to thin out the predators. I’ll just slip this ticket in and slink away.
March 3rd, 2003 at 6:34 pm
Lured by the promises of lovely Ritas, Dwayne’s career aspirations never came to fruition. After years of bitterness and despair, the little yellow envelope marked the breaking point.
March 3rd, 2003 at 7:31 pm
No, this is PARKING control, ticket control is down the hall to the left.
March 4th, 2003 at 11:37 am | Promoted
even disguised as one of their own, Optimus Prime couldn’t avoid the traffic cops.
March 5th, 2003 at 7:45 am | Promoted
Michelle’s promising career as a parking maid came to an abrupt end on her first day…
March 5th, 2003 at 10:35 am | Promoted
the disarmed taliban resort to quite unextreme measures
March 5th, 2003 at 10:44 am | Promoted
That’s not a parking ticket, it’s against the law to drive something that ugly.
March 5th, 2003 at 7:54 pm | Promoted
The meter maid gave herself a ticket after someone thought that it was her car.
March 5th, 2003 at 8:04 pm
Marty’s suggestion to make a time machine out of a meter cop car backfires.
March 5th, 2003 at 10:42 pm | Promoted
Ahhh… I get it a blonde metermaid…
March 5th, 2003 at 10:43 pm | Promoted
The Office of Homeland Security hard at work.
March 5th, 2003 at 10:44 pm
The Office of Homeland Security hard at work.
March 5th, 2003 at 10:45 pm | Promoted
The Office of Homeland Security hard at work.
March 6th, 2003 at 1:39 pm | Promoted
When the city budget finally went red, that parking ticket quota really shot up. Those fire trucks better watch out.
March 6th, 2003 at 3:16 pm
Must have been a woman
March 7th, 2003 at 12:20 am | Promoted
Self to self: “I’m not paying it”
Self to self: “I’ll ticket me again”
Self to self: “I’m still not gonna pay it”
March 7th, 2003 at 11:59 am | Promoted
Ummm… Not Guilty?
March 7th, 2003 at 2:47 pm
On a cold morning in December , John O’Connor in a quiet rage resulting from grueling ennui, gives up his 401k for a short moment of gratification.
March 11th, 2003 at 5:42 am
Good for one free box of donut holes when you purchase a dozen donuts and a regular coffee.
March 12th, 2003 at 2:12 pm | Promoted
The chipped paint on the dog catcher’s “Barking Control” vehicle led to some confusion.
March 13th, 2003 at 5:37 am
Nice parking, Dick.
March 16th, 2003 at 2:36 pm | Promoted
I knew we should have stolen a Cop car.
March 17th, 2003 at 2:14 pm
get a new picture up please.
March 18th, 2003 at 1:06 am | Promoted
Proof that parking attendants aren’t corrupt…they ticket eachother.
March 20th, 2003 at 12:57 am | Promoted
Phil finally found the parking control vehicle that was stolen only two weeks ago by a couple of teenagers. “I’ll show them,” says Phil.
March 21st, 2003 at 6:56 pm | Promoted
I know I ticketed myself, but only 13
more of these $100 parking fines and I’ll
win the $50 office pool.
Now who’s the smart one?
March 23rd, 2003 at 7:16 pm | Promoted
Oh, DON’T I WISH!
March 24th, 2003 at 11:17 pm | Promoted
THIS SHOULD BE CALLED ‘FARTING CONTROL’
March 26th, 2003 at 1:11 pm | Promoted
Atleast they’re honest :).
March 28th, 2003 at 5:42 am | Promoted
“Good thing Joe went to work for the city and gave up proctology”
March 31st, 2003 at 12:10 am
Meanwhile in Gothom city…
Reta the meter maid has a special way of working off her parking tickets with police chief Gorden.
April 10th, 2003 at 1:31 am
”...and so the judge said I can’t be fired just ‘cause I have a schitzoid disorder. Hey, I double-parked, have to give myself a ticket …. HEY SCREW YOU RENT-A-COP, I WAS ONLY HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES!!! quiet you…”
April 10th, 2003 at 10:09 pm
I TOLD you they’d notice, but nooooo.
April 17th, 2003 at 10:17 pm
Lovely Rita,......
April 18th, 2003 at 4:29 pm
Somebody has sabotaged jwd’s caption! It is way funnier than most of the others.
April 23rd, 2003 at 1:58 am | Promoted
Finally justice
April 23rd, 2003 at 8:52 am | Promoted
This must rehearsal for traffic cop !!
May 10th, 2003 at 1:18 am
I thought that this was someone else’s van… and I just got carried away
May 11th, 2003 at 1:43 am
could this be any dumber?
May 12th, 2003 at 12:00 am
I take my job waaay too seriously.
May 15th, 2003 at 7:14 am
Bumper sticker on rear bumper – “My other car got eaten by a shark!”
May 18th, 2003 at 8:42 am
local robot wars mans build his favorite ticket mam cramped car takes twice as lng to get out
May 21st, 2003 at 7:39 pm | Promoted
Later a doughnut was found and there is only 55 suspects left in the parking office to figure out who gave the ticket to Officer Mahone
May 28th, 2003 at 12:02 am | Promoted
Dude wheres my car?
May 29th, 2003 at 12:19 am
Civil Servants: America’s best and brightest.
May 31st, 2003 at 3:00 am
oh, bitter irony!
June 5th, 2003 at 3:34 pm
Where was the “Jackass” parking meter fairy?
June 8th, 2003 at 9:57 am
See, even parking controllers are rare civilians…
June 8th, 2003 at 10:42 am
Heej Piet, we hadden toch eerst van voren 2 wielen????
June 13th, 2003 at 2:22 pm
And so you see that copying stunts from jackass can be very dangerous. What if the car suddenly would start driving, huh?
June 13th, 2003 at 2:28 pm | Promoted
The project that schitzophrenic people clould work for the state didn’t turn out very good.
July 15th, 2003 at 12:31 am
Nah… Don’t worry about it. With my connections in this town, I’ll get that taken care of. That’s power…
July 25th, 2003 at 3:56 am | Promoted
Cruel yet subtle office pranks
August 4th, 2003 at 2:34 pm
Police…in the future.
December 23rd, 2003 at 12:34 am
If anyone could give a parking ticket to officer this is what it would look like
April 1st, 2004 at 1:58 pm
A ticket? How can I break the law when I AM the law?