Microsoft Company Photo
Would you have invested in this company in 1978?
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March 25th, 2003 at 9:56 am | Promoted
Ain’t we cool or what?
March 25th, 2003 at 10:01 am | Promoted
Fox’s new reality TV show, “That Microsoft Show.”
March 25th, 2003 at 10:02 am | Promoted
Is that Howard Stern?
March 25th, 2003 at 10:03 am | Promoted
Sell, Sell, SELL!
March 25th, 2003 at 10:03 am | Promoted
Bill Gates had a beard?
March 25th, 2003 at 10:05 am | Promoted
Bill Gates had a beard and sun glasses?
March 25th, 2003 at 10:06 am | Promoted
Hey guys, isn’t “Bob Dylan at Budokan” the bomb album?
March 25th, 2003 at 10:08 am
We’ve been spending most our lives, livin’ in a techie paradise. The computers have giga-bitz, livin’ in a techie paradise.
March 25th, 2003 at 10:36 am | Promoted
But that’s just perfect for a techie like me, who works in a processing facitility.
March 25th, 2003 at 10:49 am | Promoted
Say all you want about ‘em, they all have billions now.
March 25th, 2003 at 10:52 am | Promoted
Dude, where’s my Mac?
March 25th, 2003 at 1:20 pm | Promoted
Swath them in sheets, throw some sand and automatic rifles around and you’ve got a bunch of terrorists… hmmmm
March 25th, 2003 at 2:24 pm | Promoted
the Manson family were seriously pissed off to find out that Bill Gates had sneaked into their christmas card portrait.
March 25th, 2003 at 3:46 pm
Before Bill finally realized sideburns were in.
March 25th, 2003 at 4:29 pm | Promoted
Eventually, all did turn out for the best for the Von Trapp family
March 25th, 2003 at 4:55 pm | Promoted
While you were laughing at them, these dorks made ten million each.
March 25th, 2003 at 5:34 pm | Promoted
Beverly Hillbillys 90210
March 25th, 2003 at 6:21 pm | Promoted
none of the sasquach lot are blowing money on rogaine!
March 25th, 2003 at 11:17 pm | Promoted
The cast of “64K Is Enough”.
March 25th, 2003 at 11:30 pm | Promoted
Back row, left to right: Fred Control, George Alt, and Jimmy Delete.
March 25th, 2003 at 11:47 pm | Promoted
The cast of “Survivor: Seattle”. Host Jeff Probst became ill after seeing them in their swimsuits, and the show never aired.
March 26th, 2003 at 2:14 am | Promoted
We put the FUN in dysfunctional!
March 26th, 2003 at 6:11 am
Despite the huge public outcry, desperate network programmers went ahead with their horrific project to cash in on the success of The Osbournes by combining The Brady Bunch with The Rolling Stones
March 26th, 2003 at 6:12 am
Welcome to the Internet Personality Test. How many of these geeks have you (a) known, (b) dated, or© been?
March 26th, 2003 at 8:24 am | Promoted
The cast of the new ABC sitcom “800 Billion is Enough”.
March 26th, 2003 at 12:08 pm | Promoted
“what’ll we do tomorrow bill?”
“same thing we do every day my friends, plan to take over the world”
March 26th, 2003 at 12:15 pm
this is what happens when cousins get kids.
March 26th, 2003 at 2:44 pm | Promoted
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the original Harlem Globetrotters!
March 26th, 2003 at 4:02 pm | Promoted
As I surf through the network, where the connection is lame,
I take a look at my screen, I see my oily fame,
But that’s just perfect for a techie like me,
As I work in a processing facility,
At 6:30 in the night, I don’t have any dates,
I would go with my mom, but she doesn’t stay up late,
I’ve been single and lonley for so long,
That I may install the hard wear wrong,
I’m the man of the mouse, So don’t mess with this,
I got a CD burner, and a floppy disc,
And if you load my program, and then I load mine,
Then when we program like it’s 1979.
March 26th, 2003 at 6:53 pm | Promoted
The ratio explains everything
March 26th, 2003 at 7:10 pm
Ozzy’s highschool reunion
March 26th, 2003 at 8:29 pm | Promoted
How to end inter-office sexual harassament
March 27th, 2003 at 9:34 am
The Mamas and the Papas and the Grateful Dead’s church photo before all that drug scene shit.
March 27th, 2003 at 10:12 am
Where’s Waldo?
March 27th, 2003 at 10:14 am | Promoted
well, at least now we know where the term “micro – soft” came from.
March 27th, 2003 at 10:18 am
Hmmm. Bill looked much taller on the cover of Fortune 500, Time, Newsweek, etc…
March 27th, 2003 at 12:47 pm | Promoted
Paulie, quick! Go get some girls for the photo so we don’t look like dorks!
March 27th, 2003 at 9:02 pm | Promoted
Now who could of picked the billionaire back then?
March 28th, 2003 at 2:23 am | Promoted
I was right !!! Windows is a prehistorical product made by cavemen !!!
March 28th, 2003 at 5:47 am
Hey, I remember this episode, this is where they show how fat Monica used to be…
March 28th, 2003 at 10:48 am | Promoted
look at the colors man !
they are so cool man!
March 30th, 2003 at 10:18 am
Gates ,Manson ,Manson ,Gates you choose!!
March 31st, 2003 at 12:42 am | Promoted
They thought they had developed a 3-D display with unlimited colors and resolution, until someone pointed out they were supposed to use LCD, not LSD.
March 31st, 2003 at 10:46 pm | Promoted
Behind a facade of boyish charm, a young Bill Gates plots how he will steal “Puberty” from his fellow co-workers. Sleep well friends…...
April 3rd, 2003 at 10:38 am | Promoted
Who let the dogs out?
April 3rd, 2003 at 12:07 pm | Promoted
Wow, the plad on the shirts spell out, “Macs Suck.”
April 3rd, 2003 at 7:27 pm
The man in the corner with the beard wants Bill to pet his “snake”
April 3rd, 2003 at 9:35 pm | Promoted
Not fair I can’t grow sidies yet !!! (Bill and the Chick next to him)
April 4th, 2003 at 7:52 pm | Promoted
The “Monty Python/D&D Alliance Group”
April 4th, 2003 at 7:54 pm
I never know Charles Manson was in the Bill Gates family tree.
April 5th, 2003 at 2:24 pm | Promoted
They might be clever but art of a razor still baffles them!
April 9th, 2003 at 9:35 am
So what?! we still make more mony than you
April 10th, 2003 at 1:23 am | Promoted
Microsoft Programming Division Corporate picnic photo, in the year 2003.
April 10th, 2003 at 12:55 pm
aka “Meth Lab Repair”
April 12th, 2003 at 1:58 am | Promoted
Anyone want an “Apple”?
April 12th, 2003 at 10:23 am | Promoted
The Gatey Bunch, The Gatey Bunch…
April 15th, 2003 at 3:25 am | Promoted
Against all medical advice, Marsha and Greg Brady decide to have children.
April 15th, 2003 at 10:36 am | Promoted
Here’ the story, of a Bill Names Gatey, who was bringing up two very lovely girls, All of them had been to grad school like their mothers, Bill Gates said he would rule the whole world. Here’s a story, of a Window’s PC, It was a window’s version of it’s own, It needed programs to make it better, So Billy fixed it all up on his own. Till one day Billy met a bunch of side kicks, Who would help him give the programing a touch, This group would someday all make billions, And that is how they formed the Gatey Bunch. The Gatey Bunch, The gatey Bunch, the hard drive went cruch, the Gatey Bunch.
April 15th, 2003 at 5:36 pm
The Special Ed class photo.
April 16th, 2003 at 8:34 pm | Promoted
I keep hitting the degauss button, but it doesn’t work on this picture.
April 16th, 2003 at 8:34 pm
I keep hitting the degates button, but it doesn’t work on this picture.
April 17th, 2003 at 10:15 pm | Promoted
When you look up the word “virgin” in the Webster’s dictionary guess what picture you see?...
April 17th, 2003 at 10:16 pm | Promoted
I bet there isn’t a used rubber between all eleven of them.
April 25th, 2003 at 9:34 am | Promoted
Note: there are no females in this picture.
April 25th, 2003 at 2:26 pm
No Wonder ‘NT’ is called Neanderthal Technology
April 26th, 2003 at 11:30 pm
Funny how Bill looks likke Tony Hawk
April 26th, 2003 at 11:33 pm | Promoted
Funny how Bill looks likes Tony Hawk
April 27th, 2003 at 10:57 pm | Promoted
This photo shows how nearsighted hairy people, clumped on the right, tend to stick to their own kind.
April 27th, 2003 at 11:08 pm
How “Computing for Dummies” was inspired at a ventriloquists’ convention…
May 6th, 2003 at 9:08 pm
Look ozzies family photo
May 6th, 2003 at 9:10 pm
Marc’s family
May 6th, 2003 at 9:12 pm
Look they have been volvolised
May 9th, 2003 at 8:42 am | Promoted
At first, the pitch of a porn flick spoofing ‘That 70’s Show’ sounded like a GREAT idea…”
May 9th, 2003 at 10:30 am | Promoted
This is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl,and my other brother Daryl,and my other brother Daryl,and my other brother Daryl,and my other brother Daryl,and my other brother Daryl,and my other brother Daryl,and my other brother Daryl,and my sisters Darleen and Darleena.
May 9th, 2003 at 12:01 pm | Promoted
It’s he “silicon valley hillbillies”
May 9th, 2003 at 3:21 pm
An excerpt from the Manson Family photo album.
May 9th, 2003 at 7:01 pm
and Ryan Seacrest says:”Remember, you can text your vote for tonight’s contestants by calling 1-866-IDOLS”
May 10th, 2003 at 6:24 pm | Promoted
it’s a family affair
May 13th, 2003 at 6:27 pm
Years of inbreeding among the Gates clan caused some weird children – these 11 were the best outcome of the tests!
May 15th, 2003 at 6:16 am
the sexy ones
May 18th, 2003 at 8:40 am | Promoted
just to show mirosoft does spread od virusus
May 22nd, 2003 at 1:54 pm | Promoted
Microsoft,software everyone knows and loves was created by pot and acid nights in one of these guy’s garages… think about it!
May 23rd, 2003 at 1:21 am
A Mighty Windows
May 28th, 2003 at 12:01 am | Promoted
oh yeah i can hear the cheezy 70’s porno music playing now
May 28th, 2003 at 2:50 pm
and to think, the future of technology started with this.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:17 am | Promoted
Warning: May cause loss of sexual appetite.
May 31st, 2003 at 2:59 am
it was somehow obvious they had come for more than your run of the mill good time.
June 3rd, 2003 at 12:35 am
Thank god they all had enough mony to get face lifts!
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:40 am | Promoted
I’m broke. But I guess it all evens out.
June 3rd, 2003 at 1:45 pm
as we all can see: It was hopeless then and it’s hopeless now.
June 3rd, 2003 at 1:47 pm | Promoted
It has to be a virus?!
June 5th, 2003 at 7:53 am
Well little richy there left center was an accident, bubbs behind him, well he just Kinda’ fell out while i was on the pot Richie….....
June 5th, 2003 at 3:30 pm | Promoted
They all wish they were POOR and a bit more HANDSOME.
June 5th, 2003 at 8:15 pm | Promoted
The future NAMBLA’s & NAWGLA’s.
June 8th, 2003 at 5:19 am
Why did they smile they are even uglier than my grandmother
June 8th, 2003 at 10:41 am | Promoted
“Eindelijk slaat Nivea’s haargroeimiddel aan”
June 13th, 2003 at 2:04 pm
The final rounds of American Ugly.
June 14th, 2003 at 8:10 am | Promoted
Yo, peace!
June 19th, 2003 at 6:15 am
This is how we party come on everybody- shaking up the bootay? Someone turn on the music….
June 24th, 2003 at 1:48 am | Promoted
The Manson family team up with Bill Gates.
July 4th, 2003 at 2:44 pm
we could hardly pay the photographers Bill
July 4th, 2003 at 2:46 pm | Promoted
the electronic version of the village people
July 4th, 2003 at 2:47 pm
10th and finally succesful attempt after 9 Blue Screen of Death’s
July 7th, 2003 at 8:15 am
...And the bearded woman stood alone, in the second-and-a-half row.
July 14th, 2003 at 3:22 pm | Promoted
You think they look bad now? Imagine what puberty must have been like!
July 14th, 2003 at 3:28 pm | Promoted
Hmmmm… puberty must have been rough.
July 20th, 2003 at 11:24 am
D’you think they’ll notice that the one in the middle with the red jumper is just a cardboard cut out?
July 21st, 2003 at 4:15 am
What a horrible background!!
July 27th, 2003 at 9:52 pm
The rejected cast of “That 70s Show”...
August 1st, 2003 at 7:01 am
It shows that at the time they did not have photo editing software
August 1st, 2003 at 7:10 am
And then an’angel came to the Windows and said Go out and multiply
August 4th, 2003 at 12:43 am
Good night John Boy…....
August 4th, 2003 at 12:51 pm
maybe with all the money we’re gonna make, I can buy myself some new friends!
August 4th, 2003 at 2:36 pm
The true leaders of Microsoft…. Until Bill Gates stole their brains!!
August 7th, 2003 at 3:10 pm
Once the jury viewed the photo of the victims, the NOT GUILTY verdict was clearly understood.
August 7th, 2003 at 3:12 pm
9….10…..11…...11 extra chromosomes
har har har
September 8th, 2003 at 2:11 pm
Invest in that bunch of losers?! Get real.
November 23rd, 2003 at 7:04 am
Peace man—it is just a thing..so much money..it is just a thing.
December 7th, 2003 at 3:26 pm | Promoted
What’s left of the Manson family
February 17th, 2004 at 11:31 am
The osbornes meet the brady bunch and ther you go
May 16th, 2004 at 12:52 am | Promoted
REWARE
MOST WANTED
June 2nd, 2004 at 8:10 pm
Tanning salon membership, anyone?
July 25th, 2004 at 9:51 am
Years of incest finally takes it’s toll !
July 29th, 2004 at 11:23 am
We want our thumbs !!!
July 29th, 2004 at 11:24 am
We want our thumbs !!!
July 31st, 2004 at 5:47 am
We want our thumbs !!
October 30th, 2004 at 11:06 am | Promoted
pick the serial killer
October 30th, 2004 at 2:28 pm
DNA chips test proved that none of these people were related.
August 5th, 2005 at 11:19 am
here’s proof that incest is wrong!
January 27th, 2006 at 6:08 am
microsoft
November 27th, 2006 at 10:29 am
Believe me, they’re all men.