The original design for the character “SHREK”, though this design with the head of the president mounted on the orge’s body was never really all that popular.
Okay, I’m not writing a caption but I mean does this guy we refer to as President come off looking stupid with that shit-eating grin he always has on his face or what?
Oh my! I let my guard down and they saw my real body! I wonder if they will guess that I am actually an infiltrator from the planet Shrub and my actual mission is to make Iraq into A SHRUBBERY!
March 28th, 2003 at 8:14 am | Promoted
Bush Pulls A Funny One On The Secret Service
March 28th, 2003 at 9:16 am | Promoted
The original design for the character “SHREK”, though this design with the head of the president mounted on the orge’s body was never really all that popular.
March 28th, 2003 at 9:17 am | Promoted
Krikee, look at the president stalking his prey! It’s amazing!
March 28th, 2003 at 9:18 am | Promoted
“They said that this maze ended someplace!” “George, there is no maze. It’s the white house lawn.”
March 28th, 2003 at 9:21 am | Promoted
I would have rather voted for the green bush.
March 28th, 2003 at 9:33 am
You’d better wait back here Monica, there’re people out there
March 28th, 2003 at 9:40 am | Promoted
Bush desperately looked for a logical reason to give big tax cuts to the wealthy, but to no avail.
March 28th, 2003 at 9:44 am | Promoted
That’s right Scotty, do your business where nobody can see you. That’s it, boy. No, Not on my leg! BAD DOG!
March 28th, 2003 at 12:23 pm | Promoted
“well mom , mostly I just beat around the Bush bush”
March 28th, 2003 at 1:51 pm | Promoted
Hide behind the bush, Bush.
March 28th, 2003 at 3:05 pm | Promoted
Okay, I’m not writing a caption but I mean does this guy we refer to as President come off looking stupid with that shit-eating grin he always has on his face or what?
March 28th, 2003 at 3:42 pm
George W. is now personally joining the “hunt” for Osama Bin Laden.
March 28th, 2003 at 7:37 pm | Promoted
Who do you think taught Jeb’s daughters how to sneak off?
March 28th, 2003 at 7:39 pm | Promoted
“I’ll be glad when the White House’s plumbing is fixed.”
March 28th, 2003 at 7:45 pm
Bush tries out the Ring, but it thinks his head is already insubstantial.
March 28th, 2003 at 8:00 pm | Promoted
Hey look, that bush has a strange growth on it!
March 28th, 2003 at 8:02 pm | Promoted
That’s what happens when you use too much Miracle-Gro!
March 28th, 2003 at 8:20 pm | Promoted
Watch me steal his badge. It’s hysterical when they try to get past the next checkpoint and end up strip-searched!
March 28th, 2003 at 11:42 pm | Promoted
The President tries on one of the military’s new leafy camouflage suits. “These will work great in the deserts of Iraq!” he exclaimed.
March 28th, 2003 at 11:45 pm | Promoted
Please let that be poison oak!
March 29th, 2003 at 6:21 am | Promoted
Auditioning for Mount Rushmore
March 29th, 2003 at 6:21 am | Promoted
“Hey, this isn’t a Swamp Thing costume! It’s poison sumac!”
March 29th, 2003 at 6:22 am | Promoted
If you go out in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise….
March 29th, 2003 at 9:33 am
Visitors to the White House commentes on how well maintained and healthy Bush looked…oh yea and the President looked alright too.
March 29th, 2003 at 10:28 am | Promoted
“why bin laden thinks i’m a PUSSY-cat”
March 29th, 2003 at 11:12 am | Promoted
You’re on candit camera!
March 29th, 2003 at 1:50 pm | Promoted
All their bushes are belong to us!
March 29th, 2003 at 4:39 pm
ok monica, but quickly, before anyone notices, remember what happened to bill.
March 29th, 2003 at 7:58 pm
I don’t know what to say the monkeys won’t do! Don’t what to say the monkeys won’t do!
March 30th, 2003 at 9:44 am | Promoted
“Damn, boy, you deef? I said the toilet paper, get me the frickin’ toilet paper.”
March 30th, 2003 at 10:26 am
Oh my! I let my guard down and they saw my real body! I wonder if they will guess that I am actually an infiltrator from the planet Shrub and my actual mission is to make Iraq into A SHRUBBERY!
March 30th, 2003 at 10:27 am | Promoted
“Cha Cha Cha Chia president! Our best seller”
March 31st, 2003 at 12:33 am | Promoted
Of course, the Secret Service always knew where Bush was when he played Hide-n-Seek, but they pretended not to.
March 31st, 2003 at 8:15 am | Promoted
Quietly, the rare, endangered Texas buffoon stalks its prey – unsuspecting young men
March 31st, 2003 at 5:17 pm | Promoted
today, in the white house lawn, workers planted an extra Bush in the spirit of freedom.
April 1st, 2003 at 3:11 am | Promoted
That’s a thick Bush – but what is he hiding behind?
April 1st, 2003 at 11:00 am
Peek-a-Bush
April 1st, 2003 at 9:22 pm | Promoted
So the third person says bushes bushes!
April 3rd, 2003 at 4:23 am | Promoted
The Secret Service partrol just hopes they don’t find his new game-trophy.
April 3rd, 2003 at 11:22 am | Promoted
“General Franks got a tip that Saddam was hiding out here”.
April 3rd, 2003 at 7:34 pm | Promoted
An assinine digitally doctored picture with a bunch of pathetic captions… almost like Iraqi propaganda.
April 3rd, 2003 at 9:22 pm
Where’s the bog roll
April 4th, 2003 at 12:42 am | Promoted
Oh shit, they DO grow on trees…
April 4th, 2003 at 6:03 am | Promoted
Damn! Got no paper.
April 4th, 2003 at 8:01 am | Promoted
President Bush likes to personally test each camoflage type prior to issue to troops. This model: “Topiary Hedge”
April 4th, 2003 at 7:18 pm | Promoted
“I would have prefered the name George Shrubbery !”
April 4th, 2003 at 8:03 pm | Promoted
Chia-Prez
April 5th, 2003 at 10:19 pm | Promoted
ooh, i think i spot saddam! ready, aim, FIRE spit wad!!!
April 7th, 2003 at 3:05 pm
Hide bishop nelson,here come the after
school boys.
April 8th, 2003 at 8:11 am
“Booing” behind the bush !
April 8th, 2003 at 8:14 am
“BOOing” behind the bush !
April 8th, 2003 at 5:06 pm
I can totally assure everyone that their are no terrorists in the bush.
April 9th, 2003 at 9:33 am
That Secret Service shmok is still there?!
April 9th, 2003 at 1:02 pm
In a burst of nostalgia for their university days, W plays lookout while Tony urinates on a flower bed.
April 10th, 2003 at 1:18 am | Promoted
No weed in here man!!!!
April 10th, 2003 at 5:56 am | Promoted
damn arabic squirrels… get lost!
April 10th, 2003 at 12:49 pm
Ok, so I’m nervous. It was Dick who made me go to war!
April 10th, 2003 at 12:52 pm | Promoted
Ok so I’m nervous. It was Dick who told me to start a war with Iraq and now he wants to nuke Syria….
April 10th, 2003 at 10:06 pm | Promoted
We’ll find Saddam even if we have to climb every mountain, swim ever river, fertilize every bush…
April 11th, 2003 at 3:19 am
Got any paper buddy?
April 11th, 2003 at 11:51 am
mommy look at this
April 12th, 2003 at 1:54 am | Promoted
When I said I wanted a bush planted .. I didn’t mean me!
April 13th, 2003 at 6:43 pm | Promoted
Uh.. say buddy.. would you mind helping me get out of this? I seem to be stuck.
April 14th, 2003 at 2:41 am | Promoted
How Bushes reproduce.
April 14th, 2003 at 11:29 pm | Promoted
The braver of two bushes: the thick hedge or the thick head?
April 15th, 2003 at 1:59 pm | Promoted
Apparently, Bush hasn’t learned from Clinton’s relationship mistakes.
April 15th, 2003 at 2:18 pm | Promoted
Shhh… be vewy vewy quiet….
April 15th, 2003 at 5:33 pm
“Thanks for coverin’ for me, Earl! I really had to drain the lizard!”
April 16th, 2003 at 12:05 am | Promoted
Look – a bush.
April 16th, 2003 at 3:55 pm
GW - “Look at him pouting! Go tell him he’s not really fired, it’s April Fools Day fer cryin’ out loud!”
April 17th, 2003 at 6:26 am | Promoted
“heh heh heh. George Michael was right. This is fun!”
April 17th, 2003 at 8:26 pm | Promoted
Wow! That’s some strong fertilizer they’re spreading at the White House!
April 17th, 2003 at 9:35 pm | Promoted
Bush Lookin’ Fly in His Stealth Bomber Jacket
April 17th, 2003 at 10:10 pm
BOO!
April 18th, 2003 at 1:23 pm | Promoted
No wonder you guys can’t find Saddam and Osama… You don’t even see me standing right behind you! Yep… I’ll get right on that thar raise request!
April 18th, 2003 at 8:59 pm
Smokey, I ain’t the smartest man but from here it looks like your taking a shit!
April 19th, 2003 at 2:11 pm
Dude, where’s my ?!
April 19th, 2003 at 2:12 pm | Promoted
Vin Diesel Grows Hair, Becomes Traffic Cop
April 20th, 2003 at 1:57 am | Promoted
peek-a-boo! i see you!
April 22nd, 2003 at 10:31 pm
Hey Mr bush, show us ya bush!!!!
April 25th, 2003 at 12:34 am
That is THE scariest looking topiary I have ever seen!
April 25th, 2003 at 6:36 am | Promoted
Saddam – hear this .. let’s not get too religious. I am not going to me the next “burning bush”!!!
April 25th, 2003 at 1:18 pm | Promoted
Pssht! Hey! Got any toilet paper?!
April 27th, 2003 at 4:46 am | Promoted
Hee hee heee, if I aim just right I can pee through the hole onto his head.Oh damn,I forgot the fly again.
April 28th, 2003 at 1:54 pm
New picture please.
May 1st, 2003 at 5:40 pm | Promoted
“there he is, that bastard who stole my badge and told the guards he was a bush”
May 1st, 2003 at 5:44 pm | Promoted
look words come up the screen when i type word come up on the screen
May 2nd, 2003 at 10:40 pm
Its hard to get away with public urination when your the president.
May 4th, 2003 at 4:04 pm
PUT MORE PICTURES ON ! NO UPDATE IN YEARS!
May 6th, 2003 at 3:01 pm
Check out the butt on that officer…He must work out.
May 6th, 2003 at 3:05 pm
Hey Bob, Whata ya think of my new enviromentaly safe campaigning suit.
May 6th, 2003 at 7:01 pm
The new costume of the President o the USA W.C.Bush is a BUSH disguise
May 6th, 2003 at 9:01 pm
I see you baby shaking that ass
May 8th, 2003 at 10:59 am
Just a sec, boys, I’m making another republican.
May 9th, 2003 at 10:02 am
oophs! I forgot the paper!
May 9th, 2003 at 10:22 am | Promoted
Dude, you can’t buy beer; you can only rent it!
May 9th, 2003 at 10:41 am
what is monkey man doing now?
May 9th, 2003 at 10:42 am
“Oh no! That nightmare of me being naked in front of my fellow americans is coming true!”
May 9th, 2003 at 11:33 am | Promoted
While attempting to chew gum and think at the same time, the President again stumbles into nearby shubbery.
May 9th, 2003 at 11:42 am
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet! I’m hunting wabbits!
May 9th, 2003 at 12:41 pm | Promoted
The elusive spotted W….
May 9th, 2003 at 1:35 pm
Sneaky
May 9th, 2003 at 2:14 pm
well i’m bushed… im going to bed
May 9th, 2003 at 2:25 pm
Peek-a-boo I see you.
May 9th, 2003 at 2:50 pm
“ANYONE HAVE ANY PRESIDENTIAL 2-PLY?”
May 9th, 2003 at 3:00 pm
Making sure his Homeland Security is not asleep.
May 9th, 2003 at 3:18 pm
Daddy lets play!!!!! Please come find me daddy, PLEASE!!!
May 9th, 2003 at 4:24 pm | Promoted
A Bush in the bush is worth two in the Oval office.
May 9th, 2003 at 6:32 pm | Promoted
Bush taking a pee while secret service is on a lookout.
May 9th, 2003 at 7:03 pm
The Oval Office after a visit by Trading Spaces.
May 9th, 2003 at 10:04 pm | Promoted
After losing the his tax cut plan in Congress, the President would get liquored up and yell at tourist & vistors….
“you sombitches git out of my yard!”
May 10th, 2003 at 5:52 am
Hey buddy, come here and look at this….Call Powell and tell him the Nukes aren’t in Iraq…Some asshole planeted them here in my back yard!!!!
May 10th, 2003 at 6:15 am
Man that feels better.
May 10th, 2003 at 11:17 am | Promoted
“Bushes Shakin’ Here, Boss”
May 10th, 2003 at 6:22 pm
chetta, you are the greatest….
May 10th, 2003 at 7:17 pm
Hiding a snake-in-the-grass.
May 11th, 2003 at 3:47 pm | Promoted
For the second time in his life George W. emerges from a Bush
May 11th, 2003 at 6:51 pm | Promoted
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in ?
May 11th, 2003 at 8:25 pm | Promoted
this is good stuff, hee hee hee
May 11th, 2003 at 10:47 pm | Promoted
Bush getting in touch with his roots.
May 12th, 2003 at 8:36 am | Promoted
“It’s no good sir, you’ll have to face up to the economy sooner or later!”
May 12th, 2003 at 8:41 am
George always had a ‘thing’ for uniforms.
May 12th, 2003 at 2:38 pm | Promoted
Bush is struck by shock and awe.
May 12th, 2003 at 10:26 pm
peek a boo I SEE YOUUUU!
May 13th, 2003 at 6:28 am
PEEKABOO! guess who?
May 13th, 2003 at 4:50 pm | Promoted
As the President removes his clothing we now understand where his name comes from.
May 13th, 2003 at 7:54 pm
Wonder if he can see me jacking it?
May 14th, 2003 at 12:12 am
There’s a terrorist behind every bush.
May 14th, 2003 at 8:10 pm
“Whadya mean you want to see my hands?”
May 18th, 2003 at 8:39 am
ok blair its clear now get your pants up
May 19th, 2003 at 7:21 am | Promoted
bush finally found some bush…
May 21st, 2003 at 7:35 pm
Look!!!! its Courious George but where is the man in the yellow hat ohhhh isn’t it sweet he is in to miscif bombing the Middle East again
May 21st, 2003 at 7:37 pm
Look!!!! its Courious George but where is the man in the yellow hat ohhhh isn’t it sweet he is in to miscif bombing the Middle East again
May 22nd, 2003 at 8:09 pm | Promoted
George W Bush above the law
May 23rd, 2003 at 12:58 pm
So WHAT??????, If I love LOOKING AT LITTLE BOYS??????????????, I’M BORED WITH LAURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:38 am
Man sometimes i HATE playing hide and go seek with Colon Powell
May 24th, 2003 at 12:19 pm
Here!!!!, Kitty, Kitty!!!!!!!!
May 24th, 2003 at 12:20 pm
Hi, Sweetie!!!!!!!!!!.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:22 pm
MY DICK IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!.
May 25th, 2003 at 3:45 am
Peek a boo I see you
May 25th, 2003 at 3:46 am
Peek a boo I see you
May 28th, 2003 at 2:49 pm
yeah monica thats it oh yeah that’s my bitch.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:16 am
A bird in the hand…
May 29th, 2003 at 3:25 pm | Promoted
“Peek-a-boo I see you!!”
May 31st, 2003 at 2:52 am
no one ever suspects the butterfly.
June 1st, 2003 at 2:58 pm
Year 2014:
“And on your left you can see the preserved head of George W Bush.”
“Who?”
June 3rd, 2003 at 11:59 am | Promoted
I demaaaaand… a SHRUBBERY! dramatic music
June 3rd, 2003 at 1:40 pm
no one said mixing seeds to create some kind of new flower was easy.
June 3rd, 2003 at 2:27 pm
Peek-a-boo!
June 5th, 2003 at 7:56 am
Must. .. . . . sneaaaaaaaaak. . .... .. off to ranch.. . ... .........
June 5th, 2003 at 3:21 pm
Bush testing the Hide-n-Seek skills of The Secret Service….
June 7th, 2003 at 8:49 am | Promoted
Breaking News: “Us President seen at illegal Gay-Meetingpoint”
June 8th, 2003 at 10:39 am
Heej Bill, goeie tip die Monica!! Shhht
June 9th, 2003 at 2:27 am | Promoted
‘Okay, nobody’s watching. Suck it’
June 10th, 2003 at 5:42 pm
I sodomize monkeys adamantly!!!!!!!!!!.
June 10th, 2003 at 5:44 pm
I’m hiding off to eat my Strawberry Dog Dicks cereal.
June 10th, 2003 at 5:53 pm
I’m sneaking out of here to buy that “Rican Construction” film, SHHHHHH.
June 10th, 2003 at 7:22 pm
Officer Sargent was determined to prove that NO ONE can avoid traffic tickets.
June 12th, 2003 at 2:07 pm | Promoted
“Now I can finally play with my blow-pipe alone”
June 13th, 2003 at 2:02 pm
‘Psssst! Come here boy! You look mighty cute’with that tie!’
June 14th, 2003 at 7:58 am | Promoted
Yo keep an eye out for the police, I’am taking a leek
June 14th, 2003 at 11:12 pm
Peek-A-Boo!
June 16th, 2003 at 12:28 pm
Oh, he’s living up to his name alright.
June 18th, 2003 at 5:54 am
over here ssst got some problems down below there is something in my pants i am wondering what it could be its lake a bug known what i’m sayn
June 18th, 2003 at 5:58 am
like that book hwere is wally
but now i’ts wheres bushy (behind the bush)
en his evil twin saddam
July 1st, 2003 at 10:36 pm
bush: excuse me…
security dude: what do U want!
bush: do you know who i am?! i am the president of the un….
sercurity dude: im busy now, can i ignore you later?
July 4th, 2003 at 3:40 pm | Promoted
Monica, nobody can see us, so continue! Do you want to suckseed at the White House or what!
July 4th, 2003 at 4:55 pm
Oh shit…he’s escaped