The original design for the character “SHREK”, though this design with the head of the president mounted on the orge’s body was never really all that popular.
موقع مجلة النعمة يقدم كلمة الله الكتاب المقدس الإنجيل رسالة السيد يسوع المسيح مجاناً وقراءات مختارة مواضيع مصيرية قصص واقعية شهادات شخصية ترانيم وأشعار ردود مؤكدة كتب بنّاءة رسوم مواقع مهمة تأملات يومية
Bible Read search in Arabic Studys Stories Testimonies Hymns and Poems Answers Books Links Daily devotions/Alnemat Journal Arabe Chrétien ( La Grâce ) La Revue Arabe sur Internet offre La Sainte Bible ( Al-Injil ) L’Evangile de Jésus Christ gratuit, Bienvenue a La Grâce.
Oh my! I let my guard down and they saw my real body! I wonder if they will guess that I am actually an infiltrator from the planet Shrub and my actual mission is to make Iraq into A SHRUBBERY!
April 15th, 2003 at 2:18 pm
Shhh… be vewy vewy quiet….
March 30th, 2003 at 9:44 am
“Damn, boy, you deef? I said the toilet paper, get me the frickin’ toilet paper.”
May 11th, 2003 at 3:47 pm
For the second time in his life George W. emerges from a Bush
March 31st, 2003 at 8:15 am
Quietly, the rare, endangered Texas buffoon stalks its prey - unsuspecting young men
March 28th, 2003 at 9:18 am
“They said that this maze ended someplace!” “George, there is no maze. It’s the white house lawn.”
April 1st, 2003 at 3:11 am
That’s a thick Bush - but what is he hiding behind?
April 4th, 2003 at 12:42 am
Oh shit, they DO grow on trees…
April 4th, 2003 at 8:03 pm
Chia-Prez
March 28th, 2003 at 8:14 am
Bush Pulls A Funny One On The Secret Service
May 9th, 2003 at 10:04 pm
After losing the his tax cut plan in Congress, the President would get liquored up and yell at tourist & vistors….
“you sombitches git out of my yard!”
August 22nd, 2003 at 6:57 pm
March 28th, 2003 at 11:42 pm
The President tries on one of the military’s new leafy camouflage suits. “These will work great in the deserts of Iraq!” he exclaimed.
April 12th, 2003 at 1:54 am
When I said I wanted a bush planted .. I didn’t mean me!
April 14th, 2003 at 11:29 pm
The braver of two bushes: the thick hedge or the thick head?
April 17th, 2003 at 8:26 pm
Wow! That’s some strong fertilizer they’re spreading at the White House!
April 18th, 2003 at 1:23 pm
No wonder you guys can’t find Saddam and Osama… You don’t even see me standing right behind you! Yep… I’ll get right on that thar raise request!
June 14th, 2003 at 7:58 am
Yo keep an eye out for the police, I’am taking a leek
July 20th, 2005 at 11:59 pm
Damn cops, always ruining my fun!
April 17th, 2003 at 9:35 pm
Bush Lookin’ Fly in His Stealth Bomber Jacket
May 9th, 2003 at 11:33 am
While attempting to chew gum and think at the same time, the President again stumbles into nearby shubbery.
March 29th, 2003 at 1:50 pm
All their bushes are belong to us!
March 28th, 2003 at 7:39 pm
“I’ll be glad when the White House’s plumbing is fixed.”
April 13th, 2003 at 6:43 pm
Uh.. say buddy.. would you mind helping me get out of this? I seem to be stuck.
April 25th, 2003 at 6:36 am
Saddam - hear this .. let’s not get too religious. I am not going to me the next “burning bush”!!!
May 11th, 2003 at 6:51 pm
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in ?
March 28th, 2003 at 8:20 pm
Watch me steal his badge. It’s hysterical when they try to get past the next checkpoint and end up strip-searched!
April 16th, 2003 at 12:05 am
Look - a bush.
April 19th, 2003 at 2:12 pm
Vin Diesel Grows Hair, Becomes Traffic Cop
May 10th, 2003 at 11:17 am
“Bushes Shakin’ Here, Boss”
June 7th, 2003 at 8:49 am
Breaking News: “Us President seen at illegal Gay-Meetingpoint”
March 28th, 2003 at 12:23 pm
“well mom , mostly I just beat around the Bush bush”
March 30th, 2003 at 10:27 am
“Cha Cha Cha Chia president! Our best seller”
March 31st, 2003 at 5:17 pm
today, in the white house lawn, workers planted an extra Bush in the spirit of freedom.
April 3rd, 2003 at 4:23 am
The Secret Service partrol just hopes they don’t find his new game-trophy.
April 3rd, 2003 at 11:22 am
“General Franks got a tip that Saddam was hiding out here”.
April 15th, 2003 at 1:59 pm
Apparently, Bush hasn’t learned from Clinton’s relationship mistakes.
April 4th, 2003 at 6:03 am
Damn! Got no paper.
April 10th, 2003 at 1:18 am
No weed in here man!!!!
May 9th, 2003 at 4:24 pm
A Bush in the bush is worth two in the Oval office.
June 3rd, 2003 at 11:59 am
I demaaaaand… a SHRUBBERY! dramatic music
June 9th, 2003 at 2:27 am
‘Okay, nobody’s watching. Suck it’
July 23rd, 2003 at 9:52 pm
BLOW ME, DARRELL ISSA!!!!!!!!!, LAURA’S NOT WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
May 22nd, 2003 at 8:09 pm
George W Bush above the law
May 1st, 2003 at 5:40 pm
“there he is, that bastard who stole my badge and told the guards he was a bush”
March 28th, 2003 at 9:16 am
The original design for the character “SHREK”, though this design with the head of the president mounted on the orge’s body was never really all that popular.
March 28th, 2003 at 9:17 am
Krikee, look at the president stalking his prey! It’s amazing!
March 28th, 2003 at 8:00 pm
Hey look, that bush has a strange growth on it!
March 28th, 2003 at 8:02 pm
That’s what happens when you use too much Miracle-Gro!
March 28th, 2003 at 11:45 pm
Please let that be poison oak!
March 29th, 2003 at 6:22 am
If you go out in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise….
April 4th, 2003 at 7:18 pm
“I would have prefered the name George Shrubbery !”
April 5th, 2003 at 10:19 pm
ooh, i think i spot saddam! ready, aim, FIRE spit wad!!!
April 10th, 2003 at 5:56 am
damn arabic squirrels… get lost!
April 17th, 2003 at 6:26 am
“heh heh heh. George Michael was right. This is fun!”
April 20th, 2003 at 1:57 am
peek-a-boo! i see you!
April 25th, 2003 at 1:18 pm
Pssht! Hey! Got any toilet paper?!
April 27th, 2003 at 4:46 am
Hee hee heee, if I aim just right I can pee through the hole onto his head.Oh damn,I forgot the fly again.
May 9th, 2003 at 10:22 am
Dude, you can’t buy beer; you can only rent it!
May 9th, 2003 at 12:41 pm
The elusive spotted W….
May 9th, 2003 at 6:32 pm
Bush taking a pee while secret service is on a lookout.
May 11th, 2003 at 8:25 pm
this is good stuff, hee hee hee
May 11th, 2003 at 10:47 pm
Bush getting in touch with his roots.
May 12th, 2003 at 8:36 am
“It’s no good sir, you’ll have to face up to the economy sooner or later!”
May 12th, 2003 at 2:38 pm
Bush is struck by shock and awe.
May 13th, 2003 at 4:50 pm
As the President removes his clothing we now understand where his name comes from.
May 19th, 2003 at 7:21 am
bush finally found some bush…
May 29th, 2003 at 3:25 pm
“Peek-a-boo I see you!!”
June 12th, 2003 at 2:07 pm
“Now I can finally play with my blow-pipe alone”
July 4th, 2003 at 3:40 pm
Monica, nobody can see us, so continue! Do you want to suckseed at the White House or what!
July 8th, 2003 at 10:51 am
I amBush
July 10th, 2003 at 4:32 pm
“Has Saddam left yet?”
July 14th, 2003 at 7:26 am
“Help me, officer! Someone bastard is tears my ass!!!”
July 23rd, 2003 at 10:44 pm
Darrell Issa’s a FATHER FUC*ER LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
July 27th, 2003 at 1:15 am
I reckon he is having sex with jhonny Howard in Bushes.
August 1st, 2003 at 6:49 am
Whait ,ntill he finds out I peed on his leg
August 4th, 2003 at 12:21 pm
one in the hand is worth two in the bush
August 4th, 2003 at 2:33 pm
And now we see a real British Police Officer. Isn’t he a beaut. But let’s not get too close. They can be very dangerous. Isn’t that right, Terry?
August 8th, 2003 at 7:34 pm
wheres the president….there he is!
May 13th, 2004 at 12:11 pm
موقع مجلة النعمة يقدم كلمة الله الكتاب المقدس الإنجيل رسالة السيد يسوع المسيح مجاناً وقراءات مختارة مواضيع مصيرية قصص واقعية شهادات شخصية ترانيم وأشعار ردود مؤكدة كتب بنّاءة رسوم مواقع مهمة تأملات يومية
Bible Read search in Arabic Studys Stories Testimonies Hymns and Poems Answers Books Links Daily devotions/Alnemat Journal Arabe Chrétien ( La Grâce ) La Revue Arabe sur Internet offre La Sainte Bible ( Al-Injil ) L’Evangile de Jésus Christ gratuit, Bienvenue a La Grâce.
September 8th, 2004 at 8:02 pm
You! Cupcake! Dammit, find me some fresh pants!
September 14th, 2005 at 5:57 pm
Don’t worry Mr. Howard… Nobody will find us in here…
July 5th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
Hey Condi, come over here, I have a special Presidential surprise to show you…
March 29th, 2003 at 9:33 am
Visitors to the White House commentes on how well maintained and healthy Bush looked…oh yea and the President looked alright too.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:38 am
Man sometimes i HATE playing hide and go seek with Colon Powell
June 5th, 2003 at 3:21 pm
Bush testing the Hide-n-Seek skills of The Secret Service….
March 28th, 2003 at 9:33 am
You’d better wait back here Monica, there’re people out there
March 28th, 2003 at 3:42 pm
George W. is now personally joining the “hunt” for Osama Bin Laden.
March 28th, 2003 at 7:45 pm
Bush tries out the Ring, but it thinks his head is already insubstantial.
May 10th, 2003 at 5:52 am
Hey buddy, come here and look at this….Call Powell and tell him the Nukes aren’t in Iraq…Some asshole planeted them here in my back yard!!!!
March 29th, 2003 at 7:58 pm
I don’t know what to say the monkeys won’t do! Don’t what to say the monkeys won’t do!
April 1st, 2003 at 11:00 am
Peek-a-Bush
March 29th, 2003 at 4:39 pm
ok monica, but quickly, before anyone notices, remember what happened to bill.
March 30th, 2003 at 10:26 am
Oh my! I let my guard down and they saw my real body! I wonder if they will guess that I am actually an infiltrator from the planet Shrub and my actual mission is to make Iraq into A SHRUBBERY!
April 3rd, 2003 at 9:22 pm
Where’s the bog roll
April 7th, 2003 at 3:05 pm
Hide bishop nelson,here come the after
school boys.
April 8th, 2003 at 8:11 am
“Booing” behind the bush !
April 8th, 2003 at 8:14 am
“BOOing” behind the bush !
April 8th, 2003 at 5:06 pm
I can totally assure everyone that their are no terrorists in the bush.
April 9th, 2003 at 9:33 am
That Secret Service shmok is still there?!
April 9th, 2003 at 1:02 pm
In a burst of nostalgia for their university days, W plays lookout while Tony urinates on a flower bed.
April 10th, 2003 at 12:49 pm
Ok, so I’m nervous. It was Dick who made me go to war!
April 28th, 2003 at 1:54 pm
New picture please.
April 11th, 2003 at 3:19 am
Got any paper buddy?
April 11th, 2003 at 11:51 am
mommy look at this
April 15th, 2003 at 5:33 pm
“Thanks for coverin’ for me, Earl! I really had to drain the lizard!”
April 16th, 2003 at 3:55 pm
GW - “Look at him pouting! Go tell him he’s not really fired, it’s April Fools Day fer cryin’ out loud!”
April 17th, 2003 at 10:10 pm
BOO!
April 18th, 2003 at 8:59 pm
Smokey, I ain’t the smartest man but from here it looks like your taking a shit!
April 19th, 2003 at 2:11 pm
Dude, where’s my ?!
April 22nd, 2003 at 10:31 pm
Hey Mr bush, show us ya bush!!!!
April 25th, 2003 at 12:34 am
That is THE scariest looking topiary I have ever seen!
May 2nd, 2003 at 10:40 pm
Its hard to get away with public urination when your the president.
May 4th, 2003 at 4:04 pm
PUT MORE PICTURES ON
May 6th, 2003 at 3:01 pm
Check out the butt on that officer…He must work out.
May 6th, 2003 at 3:05 pm
Hey Bob, Whata ya think of my new enviromentaly safe campaigning suit.
May 9th, 2003 at 2:14 pm
well i’m bushed… im going to bed
May 6th, 2003 at 7:01 pm
The new costume of the President o the USA W.C.Bush is a BUSH disguise
May 6th, 2003 at 9:01 pm
I see you baby shaking that ass
May 8th, 2003 at 10:59 am
Just a sec, boys, I’m making another republican.
May 9th, 2003 at 10:02 am
oophs! I forgot the paper!
May 9th, 2003 at 10:41 am
what is monkey man doing now?
May 9th, 2003 at 10:42 am
“Oh no! That nightmare of me being naked in front of my fellow americans is coming true!”
May 9th, 2003 at 11:42 am
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet! I’m hunting wabbits!
May 9th, 2003 at 1:35 pm
Sneaky
May 9th, 2003 at 2:25 pm
Peek-a-boo I see you.
May 9th, 2003 at 2:50 pm
“ANYONE HAVE ANY PRESIDENTIAL 2-PLY?”
May 9th, 2003 at 3:00 pm
Making sure his Homeland Security is not asleep.
May 9th, 2003 at 3:18 pm
Daddy lets play!!!!! Please come find me daddy, PLEASE!!!
May 9th, 2003 at 7:03 pm
The Oval Office after a visit by Trading Spaces.
May 10th, 2003 at 6:15 am
Man that feels better.
May 10th, 2003 at 6:22 pm
chetta, you are the greatest….
May 10th, 2003 at 7:17 pm
Hiding a snake-in-the-grass.
May 13th, 2003 at 6:28 am
PEEKABOO! guess who?
May 13th, 2003 at 7:54 pm
Wonder if he can see me jacking it?
May 12th, 2003 at 8:41 am
George always had a ‘thing’ for uniforms.
May 12th, 2003 at 10:26 pm
peek a boo I SEE YOUUUU!
May 14th, 2003 at 12:12 am
There’s a terrorist behind every bush.
May 14th, 2003 at 8:10 pm
“Whadya mean you want to see my hands?”
May 18th, 2003 at 8:39 am
ok blair its clear now get your pants up
May 21st, 2003 at 7:35 pm
Look!!!! its Courious George but where is the man in the yellow hat ohhhh isn’t it sweet he is in to miscif bombing the Middle East again
May 21st, 2003 at 7:37 pm
Look!!!! its Courious George but where is the man in the yellow hat ohhhh isn’t it sweet he is in to miscif bombing the Middle East again
May 23rd, 2003 at 12:58 pm
So WHAT??????, If I love LOOKING AT LITTLE BOYS??????????????, I’M BORED WITH LAURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:19 pm
Here!!!!, Kitty, Kitty!!!!!!!!
May 24th, 2003 at 12:20 pm
Hi, Sweetie!!!!!!!!!!.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:22 pm
MY DICK IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!.
May 25th, 2003 at 3:45 am
Peek a boo I see you
May 25th, 2003 at 3:46 am
Peek a boo I see you
May 28th, 2003 at 2:49 pm
yeah monica thats it oh yeah that’s my bitch.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:16 am
A bird in the hand…
May 31st, 2003 at 2:52 am
no one ever suspects the butterfly.
June 1st, 2003 at 2:58 pm
Year 2014:
“And on your left you can see the preserved head of George W Bush.”
“Who?”
June 3rd, 2003 at 1:40 pm
no one said mixing seeds to create some kind of new flower was easy.
June 3rd, 2003 at 2:27 pm
Peek-a-boo!
June 5th, 2003 at 7:56 am
Must. .. . . . sneaaaaaaaaak. . …. .. off to ranch.. . … ………
June 8th, 2003 at 10:39 am
Heej Bill, goeie tip die Monica!! Shhht
June 10th, 2003 at 5:42 pm
I sodomize monkeys adamantly!!!!!!!!!!.
June 10th, 2003 at 5:44 pm
I’m hiding off to eat my Strawberry Dog Dicks cereal.
June 10th, 2003 at 5:53 pm
I’m sneaking out of here to buy that “Rican Construction” film, SHHHHHH.
June 10th, 2003 at 7:22 pm
Officer Sargent was determined to prove that NO ONE can avoid traffic tickets.
June 13th, 2003 at 2:02 pm
‘Psssst! Come here boy! You look mighty cute’with that tie!’
June 18th, 2003 at 5:58 am
like that book hwere is wally
but now i’ts wheres bushy (behind the bush)
en his evil twin saddam
June 16th, 2003 at 12:28 pm
Oh, he’s living up to his name alright.
June 14th, 2003 at 11:12 pm
Peek-A-Boo!
June 18th, 2003 at 5:54 am
over here ssst got some problems down below there is something in my pants i am wondering what it could be its lake a bug known what i’m sayn
July 1st, 2003 at 10:36 pm
bush: excuse me…
security dude: what do U want!
bush: do you know who i am?! i am the president of the un….
sercurity dude: im busy now, can i ignore you later?
July 4th, 2003 at 4:55 pm
Oh shit…he’s escaped
July 23rd, 2003 at 3:08 pm
COME HERE!!!!!!!, Sweetie Boy, Darrell Issa!!!!!!!!, I’ll blow you for free, If the recall is successful!!!!!!!.
July 13th, 2003 at 12:22 pm
Dick-its’s ok george he’s really back there take a look
George-really dick hold on, Osama you back here man