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Shark Attack

Proof that the summer of the shark part two is upon us.

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Posted on May 5th, 2003 at 10:29 am in Uncategorized. You can add your own caption, or trackback from your own site.

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  1. Mable says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 7:36 am

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    WOW, look at that, Jean. I’ve never seen anything so hideously grotesque…

    …a blue house!

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  2. just asking says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 4:38 pm

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    Has the Caption Machine finally jumped the shark?

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  3. Gentaur says:

    May 8th, 2003 at 1:01 am

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    “You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Sharks don’t drown.”

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  4. davey koot says:

    June 3rd, 2003 at 6:25 am

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    Car: 1500 $
    dress: 80 $

    a shark who is eating youre girlfriends mom : PRICELESS

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  5. Gentaur says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 2:32 am

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    “I saw it all, officer! The shark was just crossing the street when the black car came out of nowhere!”

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  6. jockblock says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 2:25 pm

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    dunt dunt Dunt Dunt DUNT DUNT DU…John will ya knock it off that stupid shark costume is getting really old!

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  7. Gentaur says:

    May 8th, 2003 at 1:04 am

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    “I told you not to feed him that seal. Now we’ll never get rid of him.”

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  8. Gentaur says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 1:51 am

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    “Excuse me, have you seen a tiny fish named Nemo around here?”

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  9. Hi says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 12:11 pm

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    Goldfish! Fosters, Australian for BEER!

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  10. bill ! says:

    May 11th, 2003 at 12:36 am

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    Phil never learned the first thing about fixing a car. And now, as he looked at Jennifer standing there cold, wet, shivering, suddenly Phil felt like half a man.

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  11. Frenzy says:

    June 6th, 2003 at 10:17 am

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    “I shouldn’t have painted my house blue. It doesn’t match with the grass.”

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  12. Gentaur says:

    May 8th, 2003 at 12:59 am

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    “Great. Now we’re going to have to give Jabberjaw a bath.”

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  13. Gentaur says:

    May 12th, 2003 at 1:22 am

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    I thought “loan shark” was just an expression! I missed only one payment, too…

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  14. Gentaur says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 2:42 am

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    (sniff, sniff) “Nope, not that one. I can’t stand Old Spice-y food.”

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  15. jwd says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 4:49 pm

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    Nigel drives right into the high water, and puts the “chum” in “chump”.

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  16. Shiznit Dimwit says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 5:16 pm

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    “Yeah, right. You see a shark. Shut up and get in the car.”

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  17. Chaos says:

    May 12th, 2003 at 12:31 am

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    After a trip to Sea-World, Johnny ignores his fathers warnings not to sneak ‘Jaws’ home in the back of the car!

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  18. Professor Kaos says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 6:17 pm

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    don’t be scared honey, it’s only water, there is absolutlely nothing to worry about.

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  19. Gentaur says:

    May 12th, 2003 at 1:18 am

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    “Oooh, look, honey! He thinks the car is another shark!” “No, he sees your mother inside and thinks SHE is. -I- would.”

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  20. Hava-Say says:

    May 18th, 2003 at 9:01 am

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    Elsie, you’ve been on the gin again. A shark behind me .. Ha Ha .. and pigs will fly!

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  21. bANAAL says:

    May 5th, 2003 at 1:37 pm

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    the goldfish Fred flushed when he was nine has finally his revenge

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  22. Gentaur says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 2:36 am

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    “All I wanted was some directions, buddy! What, you have something against sharks?”

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  23. Rhiannon8480 says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 3:35 am

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    “Candy-gram!”

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  24. KD says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 12:07 pm

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    Where’s Bush when we need him?

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  25. Lisa S. says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 11:59 am

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    Just when you thought it was safe to get back in your car….

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  26. bill ! says:

    May 11th, 2003 at 12:10 am

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    …like new, runs great, needs new rearend…

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  27. bg says:

    May 12th, 2003 at 12:43 am

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    Excuse me, you’re on my tail.

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  28. hensey says:

    May 31st, 2003 at 10:54 am

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    “Well, yeah, I can smell it. Just like my grandmother’s pussy.”

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  29. Matrix says:

    May 10th, 2003 at 5:13 pm

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    There is no shark

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  30. Gentaur says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 2:41 am

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    “Nope, not that one. I can’t stand Old Spice-y food.”

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  31. bill ! says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 11:56 am

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    ‘sheez… could this day get any worse?!?’

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  32. Weird Al says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 12:15 pm

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    It followed me home from swimming practice!

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  33. bill ! says:

    May 8th, 2003 at 4:23 pm

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    I Say! Bloody, Bad Luck Ol’ Chum!

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  34. Scott†S. says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 9:48 pm

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    When Universal Studios decided to combine Jaws with white trash trailer park flooding, park attendance by southern hillbillys rose 63%.

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  35. JT says:

    May 11th, 2003 at 2:01 am

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    Wow, I coulda’ had a V-8!

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  36. Les says:

    May 13th, 2003 at 5:53 pm

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    Al Bundy and Jefferson D’Arcy about to meet their maker!

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  37. Jabberjaw says:

    May 19th, 2003 at 11:19 am

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    I GOT NO RESPECT, but then I solved the problem! NUK NUK NUK!

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  38. the mazer says:

    May 17th, 2003 at 9:01 am

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    Excuse me do you have any jumper cables?

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  39. To Gentaur says:

    May 19th, 2003 at 5:28 pm

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    Dear Gentaur,
    If you are going to vote all your captions to the top of the page, you could atleast use different names to make it unapparent that you are doing so.

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  40. Craig D says:

    May 29th, 2003 at 3:23 pm

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    “HOLY SHIT!”

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  41. jeroen says:

    June 12th, 2003 at 1:57 pm

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    “Jaws does exist!”

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  42. Sammy says:

    July 21st, 2003 at 4:20 am

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    The next instalment of the “Jaws” series suffered major cutbacks in the budget.

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  43. Nemorach says:

    August 3rd, 2003 at 1:17 am

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    San Antonio police have implemented a new deterent to stop people from ignoring baricades at low-water crossings across the city…..

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  44. squint says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 8:20 am

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    We’re gonna need a bigger butt.

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  45. Baseball says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 5:36 pm

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    Grrr, I will eat you!

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  46. nimrod says:

    May 8th, 2003 at 1:43 pm

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    “What’s that smell darling? have you been eating rotten dead fish again?”

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    May 9th, 2003 at 11:45 am

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    Man rescues drowning Great White Shark and drives it to safety in his Honda Civic

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  48. Hava-A-Say says:

    May 13th, 2003 at 4:30 am

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    Look what you’ve done now! I told you to turn the lights off .. now he’s been attracted to the lights.

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  49. hunter says:

    May 15th, 2003 at 7:11 am

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    They had all rolled their eyes and had a good laugh when Tom built his Sharkmobile…

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  50. Mark Beular says:

    May 21st, 2003 at 7:30 pm

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    Just when u thought it was okay to get out of your car in a flooded river
    Jaws 8-The Evolution of the fresh water shark

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  51. plex says:

    May 25th, 2003 at 9:07 am

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    Dude, No way! I called shotgun!

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  52. Rob says:

    May 26th, 2003 at 12:51 pm

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    Wheres the cream filling?

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  53. Crystal King says:

    August 24th, 2003 at 10:18 am

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    Honey the dog is not is not in the car!

    (Man) Relax he could’nt have gone far in this water

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  54. pat says:

    September 12th, 2006 at 5:16 pm

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    Damn “white power” activists! As if those homies from New Orleans don´t have enough troubles.

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  55. Poopybutt says:

    May 5th, 2003 at 1:40 pm

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    Lawsuit coming, I can see it from here.

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  56. Tom says:

    May 5th, 2003 at 10:11 pm

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    Candy-Gram!

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  57. filkertom says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 8:21 am

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    Watch out, you’ll flood it

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  58. filkertom says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 8:22 am

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    “Oh, for –! Look, just get out of the way, and I’ll push!”

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  59. jwd says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 9:06 pm

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    “I told you not to drive into the high water!”
    “Bite me!!”

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  60. KD says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 12:01 pm

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    The tailor to the new film, “Jurrasic Shark.”

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  61. aaaaaaa!!!!! says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 5:33 pm

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    Endanger MY species, will ya?

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  62. Rob says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 9:27 pm

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    first we annoyed the middle east, now we’ve pissed off Atlantis

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  63. baaa says:

    May 8th, 2003 at 2:56 pm

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    lawn-shark?

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  64. Brian says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 10:32 am

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    In an attempt to justify increases in insurance premiums, Insurance Companies are siting many other dangers that could face drivers in the country

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  65. Carey says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 3:14 pm

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    Hey Bob, I smell tuna. Is that mother behind me?

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  66. kym says:

    May 11th, 2003 at 8:21 pm

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    i know he’s gunna taste like chicken

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  67. Warren Walker says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 3:44 pm

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    Yes, I have life insurance. Why do you ask?

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  68. Charles Dalton says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 3:47 pm

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    “John are you sure the sign said for sea food turn right?

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  69. Nellie says:

    May 10th, 2003 at 11:14 am

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    Whaaaaaaaaaat did your mother tell you about lying?

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  70. snakepit says:

    May 11th, 2003 at 9:23 am

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    That restraining order doesn’t seem to have any effect…

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  71. Gary says:

    June 27th, 2003 at 7:55 am

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    I opened the door for you bitch, you better unlock my side!

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  72. Hollywood says:

    May 11th, 2003 at 6:36 pm

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    Depressed after starring in several movies and failing to get work for many years, Jaws responds to ad in paper by local police requesting jaws of life needed for automobile extrications.

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  73. Blake says:

    May 11th, 2003 at 6:49 pm

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    MMM! Rump roast.

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  74. kym says:

    May 11th, 2003 at 8:23 pm

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    Got man meat ?

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  75. Chaos says:

    May 12th, 2003 at 12:40 am

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    Although jaws always preferred fresh humans, sometimes he could only get them in a can !

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  76. bill ! says:

    May 14th, 2003 at 8:08 am

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    Must be one of those new Kia Sea Lions

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  77. Justin... says:

    May 13th, 2003 at 7:56 pm

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    Well if that just doesnt suck all ass…

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  78. ÓÂËÈ ‰„ÈÈ‚ says:

    May 15th, 2003 at 9:53 am

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    äöéìå ëøéù!

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  79. taking up space says:

    May 19th, 2003 at 11:26 am

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  80. taking up space says:

    May 19th, 2003 at 11:27 am

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    s
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  81. Jen says:

    May 17th, 2003 at 11:56 pm

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    this cant be real…. it looks sooo fake!

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  82. paul bonser says:

    May 18th, 2003 at 8:38 am

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    dear mum have a whale of a time at hols

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  83. artistic says:

    May 19th, 2003 at 5:33 pm

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    shark!

    Chomp

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  84. Gentaur says:

    May 20th, 2003 at 12:11 am

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    I’m sorry, someone had been posting smear captions in my name, voting them way up, and voting my captions way down. The website manager has tried to undo the damage, but because of all the guy’s down-voting, the real captions have shot way up, more than they should be. I have not voted for any of my own captions.

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  85. To Gentaur says:

    May 21st, 2003 at 1:38 pm

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    As long as you aren;t doing it yourself ;-)

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  86. Baron O' Fart says:

    May 26th, 2003 at 10:55 am

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    I knew we shouldn’t have filled the gas tank with seal blood!

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  87. Craig Dillon says:

    May 28th, 2003 at 1:42 pm

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    The Feds are gonna be real pissed bout u keepin that damn shark man!

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  88. etl says:

    May 28th, 2003 at 2:46 pm

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    next time on “when good pets go bad”

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  89. Resisobilus says:

    May 31st, 2003 at 11:37 pm

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    Because Shark Kibbles (C) was getting so expensive, Fred came up with an ingenius plan…

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  90. Larry says:

    June 3rd, 2003 at 7:35 am

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    In spite of this setback I’ve a feeling it’s gonna be a nice day. Why I can already feel the warm air coming in behind me.

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  91. Luca Brachi says:

    June 7th, 2003 at 10:08 am

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    It smells here like my wife’s mom’s house

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  92. Edgar says:

    June 12th, 2003 at 1:43 am

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    “..and now the car’s getting flooded. It just doesn’t get any worse than this!”

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  93. Dave says:

    June 29th, 2003 at 8:48 pm

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    “It’s only had 10,000 miles driven on it,” explained Jimmy. “The only downside, if you could call it a downside, is the accompanying great-white”

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  94. Maico says:

    July 4th, 2003 at 2:43 pm

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    I should have insured myself for incoming sharks

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  95. toet says:

    July 7th, 2003 at 8:14 am

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    No, we’ll have to break out the door to get it in…

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  96. prplmunkii says:

    July 8th, 2003 at 7:41 pm

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    the city council’s new idea for meter maids worked like a charm after a rainstorm.

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  97. Viral says:

    July 12th, 2003 at 3:41 am

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    Latest car anti-theft device at work

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  98. spat says:

    August 22nd, 2003 at 6:53 pm

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    “Honey, please close the door quickly before the other pets escape from the car!”

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  99. bill ! says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 8:18 am

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    obviously, these guys didn’t see the ‘High Water And Severe Tire Damage’ sign

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  100. Fartman says:

    May 5th, 2003 at 12:29 pm

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    Why is no-one helping the drowning shark?

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  101. Rob says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 9:20 pm

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    This is what can happen when you flush your pet shark down the toilet.

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  102. it had to be said says:

    May 5th, 2003 at 1:41 pm

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    Dude, where’s my shark?!

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  103. lawrence says:

    May 5th, 2003 at 2:21 pm

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    The one that got away decides he wants to come back.

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  104. GC says:

    May 5th, 2003 at 4:43 pm

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    Lawyers even chase accidents that occur in water.

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  105. (pdw) says:

    May 5th, 2003 at 5:28 pm

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    Sit, SIT! There’s a good boy…

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  106. Snarfangel says:

    May 5th, 2003 at 8:59 pm

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    While car-pooling on his way to work, Sharkman stopped by for a bite to eat.

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  107. jwd says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 4:37 pm

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    Human sushi.

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  108. Mocke says:

    May 6th, 2003 at 11:00 pm

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    where’s the damn shark crossing sign?

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  109. t says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 8:31 pm

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    “That’s impossible!. . . A Four leaf clover!

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  110. KD says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 12:00 pm

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    Ironically, it ate Steven Speilberg.

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  111. KD says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 12:05 pm

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    Footage of the worst driving test ever.

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  112. KD says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 12:05 pm

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    Now, you see how I put the car in park?

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  113. KD says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 12:09 pm

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    Who let the sharks out?

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  114. Weird Al says:

    May 7th, 2003 at 12:16 pm

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    Join the ARMY, get a free shark.

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  115. flooversmom says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 7:42 pm

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    Say “AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

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  116. Cort says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 9:33 pm

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    Flooding In Tallahassee

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  117. G.W. Bush says:

    May 13th, 2003 at 12:36 pm

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    To increase shark attacks in the future, we should increase global warming and kill off shark food sources. That will teach them. God Bless America.

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  118. tjinpa says:

    May 9th, 2003 at 6:24 pm

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    Breaking news just in…….in an amazing turn of events—

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  119. nurg says:

    May 10th, 2003 at 5:59 am

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    This message has been brought to you by PhotoManip Anonymous. This is just one example of how desperately these people need a job and a productive hobby. Please give generously to PhotoManip Anonymous, won’t you?

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  120. Deranger says:

    May 10th, 2003 at 11:20 am

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    Residents of Levittown PA have filed a suit
    claiming the city did not sufficiently warn the public of all the potential dangers in recent street flooding.

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  121. Chaos says:

    May 12th, 2003 at 12:34 am

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    For crying out …. I said my car needs new DOORS !!

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  122. Jimmeny says:

    May 12th, 2003 at 2:43 pm

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    Look the kids are getting ratty

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  123. Jimmeny says:

    May 12th, 2003 at 2:44 pm

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    Swimming between a peuguot and a fiesta, can I get any less stylish?

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    May 13th, 2003 at 4:34 am

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    As the big bad shark said: “What a big butt you have”

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    May 14th, 2003 at 8:06 pm

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    Yeah, the shark cut me off and forced me into the creek, so I yelled “Bite my a**!”

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    May 15th, 2003 at 1:06 am

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    babies, i NEED babies

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    June 25th, 2003 at 9:46 am

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    Mommy! I wanne ride in fro-hont!

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    May 23rd, 2003 at 11:04 am

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    I told you not to pull that lever at Seaworld!

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    June 18th, 2003 at 8:30 pm

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    I’ll bet he can’t drink all that water and eat us both.

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    May 29th, 2003 at 12:14 am

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    Rescued by the jaws of life.

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  131. christophlopper says:

    May 31st, 2003 at 2:51 am

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    someone stole my cell phone, too!? this day just can’t get any worse.

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    June 20th, 2003 at 2:30 am

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    “Psst… hey… Wanna buy a waterproof watch?”

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  133. The Funny Dutchman says:

    June 8th, 2003 at 5:11 am

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    Ehh I dont think that this is a movie dad

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    June 8th, 2003 at 10:38 am

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    Wat nou haai stomme lul! Hier zitten geen haaien!!!!

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  135. martine says:

    June 8th, 2003 at 1:00 pm

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    > Hi! (in dutch = shark)

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    June 19th, 2003 at 9:35 pm

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    And now, Channel 7 is proud to present, “Bubbles, Fins and Froth” the story of the forgotten bastard children of the Falkland Island conflict…..

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  137. lenny says:

    June 13th, 2003 at 5:20 am

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    I just love this tinned food !

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  138. psr says:

    June 13th, 2003 at 1:53 pm

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    Right about now Steve Irwin should jump outta the bushes at the right. ‘Good golly, what a pretty little fella isnt he?’

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    July 1st, 2003 at 10:29 pm

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    I like you, people say i have no taste but, i like you

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  140. LabyrinthPrincess says:

    July 20th, 2003 at 11:26 am

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    Dont make a fuss Bill, just get in the car, or no pudding for you tonight!

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    July 26th, 2003 at 10:10 pm

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    Poor Billy, the guy never knew it was coming.

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    August 3rd, 2003 at 8:18 am

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    This IS Universal Studios, right? RIGHT???

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  143. I masturbate for money says:

    August 4th, 2003 at 8:52 pm

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    Shark: Hey, are you guys stranded? I can give you a lift.

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    August 5th, 2003 at 9:13 pm

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    I DON’T THINK IT WILL FIT IN THE CAR,YOU HOLD THE DOOR I’LL FLUSH HIM IN

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  145. hunter says:

    August 5th, 2003 at 9:19 pm

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    I DON’T THINK HE WILL FIT IN THE CAR,YOU HOLD THE DOOR AND I’LL FLUSH HIM IN.

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    August 23rd, 2003 at 10:36 pm

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    Honey, the blood from your cut is falling into the water

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    August 6th, 2003 at 4:00 pm

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    OH MY GOD!!!! Someone left the car window open!

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    August 8th, 2003 at 1:37 pm

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    Did I leave the oven on?

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    August 11th, 2003 at 11:58 pm

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    are they gonna save that ugly boy?

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  150. Crashkat says:

    August 12th, 2003 at 2:50 pm

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    Shark: Damn..it DOES taste like chicken!!

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    August 14th, 2003 at 1:05 pm

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    Murphy’s Law

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  152. Z_Rowsdower says:

    August 16th, 2003 at 9:30 am

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    Bush’s new line of defense against those pesky Cubans

    “Bring it on!”

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    August 31st, 2003 at 10:31 am

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    And now for one of Steven Speilberg’s more pecuiliar nightmares…

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    September 12th, 2003 at 6:29 pm

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    Mouthful of ass in 3… 2… 1…

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    October 24th, 2003 at 7:02 pm

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    “So what’s for dinner, honey?”

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    October 29th, 2004 at 11:49 am

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    Holy S***T!!!!!!!

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    March 29th, 2004 at 2:34 pm

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    I’m just saying you should get a new sweater! Geez! Bite my head off why don’t you!

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    May 5th, 2003 at 10:47 am

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    Damn it! I told you to by the 4×4 with swampers on it….

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    Jaws finally resorted to doing cheap car flooding commercials.

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    May 5th, 2003 at 8:52 pm

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    as you can see, the ex-family goldfish circles ad prepares to attack his unsespecting prey…

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    May 6th, 2003 at 3:01 pm

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    The “Do not enter when flooded” sign always guides the shark to a yummy meal–stupid humans who don’t read signs!

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    May 7th, 2003 at 12:14 pm

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    Fred opens the car door for his blind date, Sharkie, and his pround mother, Elizabeth.

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    May 7th, 2003 at 5:38 pm

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    Did we really HAVE to destroy the Amazon rainforest and melt the polar ice caps?

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    May 9th, 2003 at 8:24 pm

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    I order to prevent shark attacks on the homeland, I propose increased immitions from factories, and continue overfishing to undermine sharks natural food sources. God bless America and damn those terrorist sharks to hell.

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    June 10th, 2003 at 6:04 pm

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    Tamron Hall smells like your Grandmother’s…………………

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    July 21st, 2003 at 4:37 am

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    “C’mon Chewy, jump in,” said the master to his pet shark.

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    May 6th, 2003 at 2:25 am

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    Uh oh, better get the mako.

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    May 10th, 2003 at 12:50 am

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    Very Good….

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    May 5th, 2003 at 1:43 pm

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    Every time you masturbate, God uses a shark to kill a dork who ignores low water crossings.
    Keep masturbating.

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  170. Crystal King says:

    August 23rd, 2003 at 11:01 pm

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    Im a dolphin man

    … oh a dolphin, well I guess its okay to come in and use the phone

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    May 5th, 2003 at 12:28 pm

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    Sometimes when you gotta fart, you just can’t.

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