Frantic call to 911: “Operator, my suicidal husband has gone over the edge…he’s swallowed a box of bullets, some gun powder, a keg of beer and a box of baking soda…he’s locked himself in the basement with me and the kids!!!”
Operator: “Don’t panic ma’am…help is on the way. Turn off your oil heater and the gas line leading to your stove. Don’t point him at anyone, and DO NOT accept any offers to pull his finger.”
This year’s edition of the Plastic Surgery Manual was printed without the 24 page section discussing the possible consequences of operating when under the influence of LSD.
The record for the most babies a male has been pregnant with is held by Goerge Capitella from Inman, KS. In this picture he is six months pregnant with QUINTS!
SideViper, Darrell Issa, Michael Savage, Anthony Travis, Lorraine Popelka, Theresa.A.Steinbach, Tom Tancredo, Paulie Esparza, James.O.Bishop, Greg Kolinek, Bruce Wolf, Josh Lewin, Juan Carlos Fanjul, C.K. Cooper, Shawn Burke, Bill Simon, Chris Lauzen & I LOVE those Cleveland Steamers done by Osama Bin Laden!!!!!!!!!!!!!, YUMMY, YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!.
Elwood Flutch of East Grout, Arkansas, proud member of George W. Bush’s Personal Methane Initiative (formerly the Personal Initiative to Generate Methane to Aid our Nation, or P.I.G.M.A.N.)
Breaking News Report: A terrible explosion happened today in a small town. As the people gathered to see the man with the enormous belly, the belly started to rumble and jump. The man yelled run for your lives! People screamed and ran. Just as everyone got away, they heared the biggest explosion ever. Film at 11.
“if we ever get stranded on a cold mountaintop, you can eat me first”, general Bigbelly said. Minutes later, he died of a heartattack, letting all the fat go to waste…
I know this man and he has a strong fear of pointy objects. Once he tryed to have liposuction but the machine broke and he was fined $1000 for driving a HGV in a pedrestion only zone
Darrell Issa, SideViper, Mark.A.Grethen, Mike Burdick & I LOVE going on excursions at Toys R Us catching little juniors!!!!!!!!!, Forcing them to do eggs Malik Shabazz-Style, Ho-Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!.
kid: mom, i cant figure out this math… it says what kind of angle is that? which is it moma?
mom: its obtuse because its fat.
kid oh ok moma… so that means daddys obtuse! hehe Hi obtuse daddy.
Dad: what?
my friend richard cant find his dick too, we think some large dog ran off with it when he was young, will teach him for leaving it in a corner, this site sucks.
Hello Ladies! I know ya all wanna rub this huge belly of mine. But please stay in line and no fighting. There is more then enough belly for all of you!
A day in the life of me. Wake up,eat breakfast,lay down,rub belly,watch it grow bigger and bigger,get up,eat lunch,lay down rub belly,watch it grow bigger and bigger,get up,drink beer,drink beer,eat dinner,drink beer,drink beer,lay down,rub belly,watch it grow bigger and bigger. I’m tired! That was hard work!
How long did it take me to get the belly this big you ask? Not long. It just gets bigger each day. Hey who ate the box of donuts! Oh that was me! Burp! Pass the beer please!
I ate light today. Breakfast I had a dozen eggs, pound of bacon and loaf of bread. Lunch, 12 Big Mac’s with 12 large fries, 2 liter bottle of soda. Dinner, a side of beef, 5 lbs of potatoes, loaf of bread, and a pie and a cake. Topped it off with beer beer and more beer! You should see when I really eat alot!
Police were called to two break ins yesterday. One at a helium plant where several tanks were taken the other at a grocery store where lots of food and beer were taken. Clues led the police to the home of this man. As soon as the police saw the big belly and hear him talk like Donald Duck they new they had there man. As the man was led away He kept rubbing his belly saying I’m am so huge and it was so worth it!
Hey if this guy takes a marker and puts eyes and a mouth on the belly he can go to kids parties and be the man with the happy face belly! All he has to do is stand there.
I’m not sure how my belly got so big. Maybe it’s an allergic reaction to something. One day it just swelled to this size. Sometimes it hurts because it’s so big. I think it’s about ready to explode!
Two young boys talking: my Daddy is having a baby. No way, Daddy’s don’t have baby’s. Mine is. He belly is bigger then Momm’ys was befoe she had my brother. Ok prove it! Daddy come here! Yes son? Oh my your right. He is having a baby! Daddy! Can you have a baby like Johnny’s Daddy?
I went to the doctor today. He did an ultrasound. He said no you are not pregnant! As he patted my belly he said Your just one huge fat man with a round belly! I said oh thank you I was so worried it was something serious!
My doctor comes in to examine me as I’m laying on the table. He says My God you have one massive belly! Can it get any bigger? I said I don’t know but I’m sure trying!
I was a little over weight. I thought if Jared could lose weight on the Subway Diet, I could do it on the McDonald’s Diet. Look what happened! My belly ballooned to three times it’s size! HELP!
it wasnt until he had broken the guiness book world record for the belly that is closet to the floor that he had to get examined. Later he was disqualified for swallowing his twin whole.
April 11th, 2005 at 3:29 am
I’ve reached my goal… 500kg’s!
July 25th, 2004 at 2:22 pm
they say that inside of every fat person there is a thin person trying to get out but unless his name is houdini i dont think we will be seeing him
May 17th, 2003 at 8:57 am
Welcome to No Crappers Anonymous, I’m Bob and I took my last dump on 12 february 1982
April 23rd, 2004 at 8:28 pm
Frantic call to 911: “Operator, my suicidal husband has gone over the edge…he’s swallowed a box of bullets, some gun powder, a keg of beer and a box of baking soda…he’s locked himself in the basement with me and the kids!!!”
Operator: “Don’t panic ma’am…help is on the way. Turn off your oil heater and the gas line leading to your stove. Don’t point him at anyone, and DO NOT accept any offers to pull his finger.”
May 15th, 2003 at 11:16 am
See? I told you eating Pop Rocks and soda won’t kill you.
July 4th, 2003 at 2:33 pm
“I happen to know where Osama and Saddam are hiding…”
May 15th, 2003 at 11:36 am
Excess facial hair is a common side-effect of most modern fertility drugs.
May 19th, 2003 at 8:41 am
five minutes later Bob let an enormous one rip…No one from the town was ever seen again…
June 21st, 2003 at 11:54 pm
Herbert enjoyed life so much he ate it.
May 16th, 2003 at 5:49 am
Oh, the humanity!
May 16th, 2003 at 12:41 am
Somewhere in American there’s a chinese restaurant being deprived of a Buddah.
May 19th, 2003 at 11:29 am
The Atkins diet worked for ME!
September 12th, 2003 at 9:27 pm
DUCK!!!!!!!! He’s aiming it at US!!!!!!!
May 31st, 2003 at 10:40 am
Johny Ferrari, brother of Lolo Ferrari.
May 22nd, 2003 at 10:54 am
When this guy goes to the beach, does Greenpeace try to push him back out to sea?
May 15th, 2003 at 10:24 am
Auditions for “Kool-Aid Man: the Real Story” went better than expected.
May 15th, 2003 at 2:56 pm
The fourth Dixie Chick bares all.
June 19th, 2003 at 9:17 pm
“Of course you know, I never lose when the reputation of Madame Mallomar is at stake Mr. Bond!!!”
May 16th, 2003 at 12:19 am
Pillsbury Dough Redneck
May 22nd, 2003 at 10:53 am
Mark McGWIRE really let himself go.
July 30th, 2003 at 9:09 pm
Do you like my sexy body?
May 27th, 2003 at 11:47 pm
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPEDY DOO I’ve got another puzzle for you
June 6th, 2005 at 10:22 am
Yummie, yummie, yummie, I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you!
May 19th, 2003 at 11:31 am
Fortunately, Bill was able to eat the shark when it got close to his car.
May 16th, 2003 at 10:59 pm
This year’s edition of the Plastic Surgery Manual was printed without the 24 page section discussing the possible consequences of operating when under the influence of LSD.
May 17th, 2003 at 5:16 pm
Yellow-bellied tap sucker.
May 16th, 2003 at 11:47 am
Rush Limbaugh slimmed down drastically for his new career as a sumo wrestler.
June 8th, 2003 at 6:54 pm
Publicity still from “Alien 19″. (Ripley’s grandson incubating triplets).
May 19th, 2003 at 3:08 am
Sean thought getting into the Guinness Book of World Records required a world record of Guinness.
May 15th, 2003 at 11:50 am
He said he’d had a vasectomy.
Now my dad is going to disown me
May 15th, 2003 at 7:20 pm
For some reason that little slit in the middle turns me on.
June 1st, 2003 at 10:44 pm
OMG!! Its true what they say about swallowing watermelon seeds!!
May 18th, 2003 at 11:36 am
Tragically, this picture was taken just seconds before Hugo exploded from downing an entire keg of beer.
May 15th, 2003 at 7:00 pm
Oompa, loompa, doo-pa-dee doo…
May 16th, 2003 at 7:48 am
Suspenders: $5… 100,000 beers… $200,000… Telling your son that this is what he’s got to look forward to… priceless
May 18th, 2003 at 8:45 am
Horace .. The balloon – you’re supposed to blow it up, tie it off and then hang it up .. not swallow the dang thing!!!
May 21st, 2003 at 11:04 pm
Jesus, Frank… When I told you to stick your ring together with Super Glue…
June 5th, 2003 at 6:55 am
“err my wife? dunno where she’s at really”
June 30th, 2003 at 7:52 am
can somebody please push my belly aside, i’d like to see my dick!
May 20th, 2003 at 10:24 pm
Guiness Book Of World Records
The record for the most babies a male has been pregnant with is held by Goerge Capitella from Inman, KS. In this picture he is six months pregnant with QUINTS!
June 12th, 2003 at 6:24 pm
After the postive results of the bloodtest, Natalia Onistov, finally admitted using doping.
May 15th, 2003 at 7:17 pm
I can eat 50 boiled eggs.
May 15th, 2003 at 2:38 pm
It’s gonna pop! So watch out for the big zit on his forehead.
May 17th, 2003 at 11:13 am
Next on FOX: When Alien Anal Probing Impregnation Goes Very Wrong.
May 19th, 2003 at 2:51 pm
Does this make my boobs look big?
May 24th, 2003 at 4:28 am
Mark McGwire 500 litre
June 4th, 2003 at 6:34 am
i only wanted beer but the whole tap came with it
July 5th, 2003 at 3:45 pm
Beer belly ? No way … it’s a fuel tank for a sex machine !
August 6th, 2003 at 6:49 pm
Big Bob after his “Free Food from McDonald’s for a Year!” expired.
September 21st, 2003 at 6:31 pm
i have a gas problam don’t come any closer
May 16th, 2003 at 12:48 am
“You look just like a little baby…
GET IN MY BELLLY!!”
July 4th, 2003 at 10:51 am
1 BELLY, 1 NEEDLE, 1 BIG BANG
July 4th, 2003 at 7:37 am
The last time i saw my own feet was 37 years ago.
(do my socks match?)
May 16th, 2003 at 12:22 am
FIRST MAN TO BECOME PREGNANT GIVES BIRTH TO BILLY-BOB JR.
May 16th, 2003 at 12:23 am
I’m not smiling…I’m passing gas.
May 16th, 2003 at 3:28 am
Peter’s Nipples became overly jealous as “belly” puffed up with pride and posed for the camera.
May 19th, 2003 at 11:36 am
Big guy in a little coat….
Big guy in a little coat.
May 20th, 2003 at 5:26 pm
I bet he dont get cold in winter.
May 21st, 2003 at 2:19 am
OK who’s for a game of squash?
May 22nd, 2003 at 2:09 am
“Name?” “Bubba.” “Okay, Mr. Bubble, please have a seat.” “I’m already sitting, and it’s just Bubba!”
May 22nd, 2003 at 2:10 am
“My son started calling me Pop. Ain’t that cute?”
June 6th, 2003 at 2:29 pm
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, I’m really REALLY fat!!
June 9th, 2003 at 2:42 am
That dang python ate my little dog, so I got even & I ate the bloody python!
June 10th, 2003 at 4:50 am
New Health warning from the makers of strawberry Sunny D
June 11th, 2003 at 3:39 am
Hehehe… I swallowed my doughters skippyball and nobody noticed..
June 12th, 2003 at 1:45 am
“Now hurry – where’s that flat tire? I can’t hold this for too much longer!”
June 16th, 2003 at 4:17 pm
Bubba told me he was going to eat his girlfriend last night, but somehow I thought he meant …….
June 14th, 2003 at 6:01 am
i spose if i put on a wig and lose 3 teeth i can audition for jerry springer
June 14th, 2003 at 8:13 am
“uh well I have been pregnant for five years now”
July 15th, 2003 at 11:12 am
“Tell that guy behind me he can quit blowing now, I’m full.”
August 3rd, 2003 at 3:49 am
Quick, someone get this man a belly- button, HE’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!!
August 1st, 2003 at 4:59 am
Strangely, the Chippendales filed for bankruptcy not long after they hired Bob.
August 3rd, 2003 at 7:52 pm
I AM WARNING YOU ALL “STAND BACK OR I”LL
DROP ONE HERE AND NOW.
August 9th, 2003 at 10:27 am
SideViper, Darrell Issa, Michael Savage, Anthony Travis, Lorraine Popelka, Theresa.A.Steinbach, Tom Tancredo, Paulie Esparza, James.O.Bishop, Greg Kolinek, Bruce Wolf, Josh Lewin, Juan Carlos Fanjul, C.K. Cooper, Shawn Burke, Bill Simon, Chris Lauzen & I LOVE those Cleveland Steamers done by Osama Bin Laden!!!!!!!!!!!!!, YUMMY, YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!.
May 18th, 2003 at 7:06 am
nice man
greetz, peterthemailer
May 15th, 2003 at 4:01 pm
my dick , my dick ,someone help me find my dick
May 15th, 2003 at 7:07 pm
Elwood Flutch of East Grout, Arkansas, proud member of George W. Bush’s Personal Methane Initiative (formerly the Personal Initiative to Generate Methane to Aid our Nation, or P.I.G.M.A.N.)
May 15th, 2003 at 7:35 pm
One of seventy-five people a year who, in the midst of a second childhood, swallow their beloved Hoppity Hop
May 16th, 2003 at 11:16 am
Yum, my stomach is acting up again. Going to be raining soon.
June 4th, 2003 at 6:28 am
the movie junior becomes reality
May 17th, 2003 at 8:12 pm
When I fart are people gonna know it or what?
May 18th, 2003 at 8:49 am
I even croak like a bull frog! Ribbett ~ Ribbett!
May 18th, 2003 at 8:52 am
Me mates call me “Monty Python” .. cos I can swallow anything! (Burp)!
May 19th, 2003 at 11:40 am
Tim was delited to here that he won the “Sleep with Brittany Spears” competition.
May 19th, 2003 at 3:07 pm
Where the hell did yall get my family photo album…
May 19th, 2003 at 11:51 pm
Michael Jackson finally settles on an appearance.
May 20th, 2003 at 1:19 pm
Oh no, he ate the pillsbury doughboy!
May 22nd, 2003 at 3:58 am
Inventor of the “Space Hopper” can’t remember what gave him the idea.
June 22nd, 2003 at 5:34 pm
Plaintiff in Faulty Breast Implant case claims leaking saline drained into his belly causing it to swell enormously
May 23rd, 2003 at 11:02 am
I TOLD you I could swallow Marlon Brando whole! Now gimme my 5 bucks!
May 23rd, 2003 at 4:15 pm
The Bill Clinton story.
May 27th, 2003 at 4:14 pm
Im an american
May 28th, 2003 at 1:39 pm
“Man, i should get Guinness sponsership!”
May 28th, 2003 at 2:47 pm
for the first time in her life after seeing this picture, oprah didn’t feel so bad.
May 29th, 2003 at 5:27 am
The ‘Al Bundy’ BURGERS AND BARLEY POP ,BODY BUILDING METHOD…….ITS FOOL PROOF!,jUST STUFF IT AND WATCH IT GROW!!
June 1st, 2003 at 12:31 am
i’m fat
June 1st, 2003 at 2:48 pm
This is what happens when an Oompa Loompa eats all the other Oompa Loompas.
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:30 am
Everybody asks me that. You’re probably not really sick. That’s just the gravitational pull.
June 5th, 2003 at 3:07 pm
You are as old as you feel?
You are as fat as you feel!
June 8th, 2003 at 10:37 am
ja, vriezer deed het niet meer, moest ik alles dan weggooien ofzo??
June 18th, 2003 at 11:58 am
wat unne vetlap
June 16th, 2003 at 7:55 pm
I Gained 400 pounds on the subway diet!! Thanks Jaried
June 18th, 2003 at 6:15 am
so let me tell you about the birds and the fatman en flowers and the beers and the good old yummy sugar
July 1st, 2003 at 10:24 pm
Look, there are SEVERAL people i find cruely obnoxious in this world, and you are ALL of them
July 4th, 2003 at 3:46 pm
“Daddy, have you seen my skippyball?”
“Brrrp”
July 9th, 2003 at 1:48 pm
Fast Food Kills
July 10th, 2003 at 9:30 am
Imagine the mess if you popped the basturd!
July 15th, 2003 at 12:28 am
Thanks for coming in for the interview, we’ll call you.
July 22nd, 2003 at 2:34 pm
The “Hunting For Bambi” heterophobic paintball artists sucked my little dickie for free!!!!!!!!!.
July 27th, 2003 at 5:25 am
So anyway, Little Red Riding Hood said, “Oh My, What big teeth you have…”
August 1st, 2003 at 4:15 am
Stop!! Just stay away from me with that hatpin. If I go I’ll take the whole town with me.
August 1st, 2003 at 6:06 am
“Are you aware your diet seems to have stopped working?”
August 2nd, 2003 at 10:12 pm
Get in mah belly!
August 3rd, 2003 at 7:59 pm
YOU NAME A TUNE AND I”LL PLAY IT WITH MY ARSE
August 4th, 2003 at 2:58 pm
Auditions for the part of Serleena in MIB attracted a few weirdos
August 7th, 2003 at 12:53 pm
Finally, somebody ate the big apple
August 9th, 2003 at 10:30 am
And my honey boy Mikey Burdick too loves those Cleveland Steamers done by Osama Bin Laden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 9th, 2003 at 10:32 am
Also my Georgie W. Boy!!!!!!!!!!, Or Boy Georgie!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 10th, 2003 at 2:13 pm
“Frank, that fight with the little lady last night was pretty bad. Say, where is your wife?”
August 18th, 2003 at 12:16 am
Is he single…
August 16th, 2003 at 9:26 am
auditions began for the live-action “Simpsons” movie
August 16th, 2003 at 11:25 pm
you should see the rest of me.
August 21st, 2003 at 11:52 pm
Hi, My name is Chuck, and I’m an eataholic.
August 29th, 2003 at 12:21 pm
Dave Robbins & Charley Lake give me good head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
September 12th, 2003 at 6:14 pm
I don’t think he’s gonna stop!
September 21st, 2003 at 12:03 pm
“i am byotiful no metter what they say….”
December 4th, 2003 at 11:28 am
Funny?????
December 7th, 2003 at 3:11 pm
“Is it going to be a boy or a girl?”
“It’s triplets, one of each”
April 23rd, 2004 at 8:07 pm
PULL MY FINGER!
April 23rd, 2004 at 8:10 pm
…so my wife sez, “Look at that big belly of yours. If that belly was on a woman, she’d be pregnant with twins.”
So I sez, “It was…and she is.”
May 10th, 2004 at 6:46 pm
is there any pepto-bismal in the house?
May 12th, 2004 at 7:09 pm
People were suprised she was pregnant… transvesteits can get pregnant too!!!
August 11th, 2004 at 11:03 pm
It’s another Hindenberg disaster waiting to happen!
April 7th, 2005 at 4:38 pm
When Jonah ate the whale
April 11th, 2005 at 3:48 am
joo
May 4th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Breaking News Report: A terrible explosion happened today in a small town. As the people gathered to see the man with the enormous belly, the belly started to rumble and jump. The man yelled run for your lives! People screamed and ran. Just as everyone got away, they heared the biggest explosion ever. Film at 11.
May 5th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
I’m a big fat man look at me
I have an enormous belly
It’s so big and round and hard as a rock
Please rub my belly before it POPS!
April 15th, 2004 at 8:41 pm
Haven’t you heard…
BUMBLES BOUNCE!!!
July 11th, 2003 at 1:49 am
No, son, THIS is not because of beer… This is FOR beer! =)
May 15th, 2003 at 3:15 pm
Midgets, taste great, less filling.
May 16th, 2003 at 11:13 am
Because I’m fat, I’m fat….
May 16th, 2003 at 11:13 am
I think he’s trying to compensate for something.
May 16th, 2003 at 11:15 am
I am the ostrich, coo coo cachoo.
May 18th, 2003 at 8:37 am
intell inside omg this is not what they meant is it!
May 15th, 2003 at 7:32 pm
I am the N.R.A.
May 15th, 2003 at 11:53 am
Three Billy Goats Gruff is all I can handle
May 15th, 2003 at 7:02 pm
Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart’s less-well-known cousin, Olaf “The Blob” Neidhart
May 24th, 2003 at 12:25 am
He is preagnant!!! Maybe will be a boy!!
May 15th, 2003 at 11:28 pm
“It ain’t heavy… It’s my blubber.”
May 15th, 2003 at 11:52 pm
After a horrible incident with a bottle of blueberry ale, Willy Wonka shut down his brewery.
May 16th, 2003 at 12:35 am
Abercrombie and Fitch’s new model
May 16th, 2003 at 7:02 am
The World Is Not Enough II , more effects, more stunts, but most important, more real! (literally)
May 16th, 2003 at 2:09 pm
Just got a job at the Hanes company testing a new line of suspenders
May 16th, 2003 at 3:16 pm
“Man inhales worlds largest helium balloon, but gets tired of speaking funny and won’t let it all out” News at 11
May 19th, 2003 at 7:17 am
“if we ever get stranded on a cold mountaintop, you can eat me first”, general Bigbelly said. Minutes later, he died of a heartattack, letting all the fat go to waste…
May 19th, 2003 at 11:28 am
Richard Simmons?
May 16th, 2003 at 9:12 pm
Good reason not to inhale when blowing up balloons for little jimmys party….
May 16th, 2003 at 9:14 pm
Auditions for “Cool Hand Luke 2 – The coming of the egg” went smoothly until little Jimmy Babcock from Alabama showed up and ate ALL the eggs.
May 17th, 2003 at 7:51 am
Don’t hate me just cause I’m beautiful!
May 17th, 2003 at 10:36 am
And they thought Manatees were ugly….
May 17th, 2003 at 11:53 am
“Dude, Bill, I told you to pop that zit a long time ago!!”
May 19th, 2003 at 11:37 am
I wonder if this picture is cropped.
May 19th, 2003 at 2:28 pm
Lipo-injection
May 19th, 2003 at 2:57 pm
Jared stops accepting calls from Subway and dives right into a 3 month popcorn binge
May 19th, 2003 at 5:21 pm
I sure hope not.
May 20th, 2003 at 5:36 pm
I know this man and he has a strong fear of pointy objects. Once he tryed to have liposuction but the machine broke and he was fined $1000 for driving a HGV in a pedrestion only zone
May 19th, 2003 at 9:22 pm
“If your dick is small enough, you can use my belly button to simulate some young sex R Kelly style.”
May 20th, 2003 at 2:06 am
“Don’t be jealous,” said Bob,”When ya have a tool this big ya have to build a big shed over it”
May 20th, 2003 at 10:16 am
Be honest honey, do these suspenders make me look fat?
May 20th, 2003 at 1:44 pm
This what happens when you hold back a fart for an extended period of time.
Now I feel sorry for anything within 200 yards behind him when he finally decides to let ‘er rip!
May 20th, 2003 at 4:33 pm
“Bob! How long does it take you to bring the tire pump out here?! Bob?”
May 20th, 2003 at 4:43 pm
Here’s a question for ya: Who’s shaving this guy’s body???
May 21st, 2003 at 3:19 pm
Alien 5: Trailer Park Reckoning
May 21st, 2003 at 3:34 pm
Would someone please remove that cork from my butthole? Right now?
May 21st, 2003 at 7:28 pm
It sits upon him like a pimpil that has been forgot and needs to be popped
May 22nd, 2003 at 3:34 pm
Bubba finally proved once and for all that the COULD swallow a beach ball whole.
June 23rd, 2003 at 4:39 am
lol it ripped his shirt
July 10th, 2003 at 1:55 am
Six pack.. Screw that.. I work out for my Keg!!
June 27th, 2003 at 1:50 am
In his later years, no one had trouble recognizing Bruce Banner as the Hulk.
June 23rd, 2003 at 12:21 am
When he’s not working, the world’s greatest smuggler weighs only 127 lbs.
May 22nd, 2003 at 4:53 pm
Pot-belly ribs! On sell at Winn-Dixie today!
May 23rd, 2003 at 1:14 am
“This is nothing. You should see my butt!”
May 23rd, 2003 at 2:29 am
Weeble-Wobbles wobble but they don’t fall down.
May 23rd, 2003 at 8:49 am
Whens the baby due?
May 23rd, 2003 at 10:58 pm
I’m A PRIMO PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 23rd, 2003 at 11:14 pm
Duck sick, Little boys!!!!!!!!!!.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:24 pm
I’M A BIG FAT MILITANT SODOMISTIC PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!, HO-HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:25 pm
I eat lots of CACA!!!!!!!!.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:27 pm
I eat HAMBURGER MEAT PIZZA WITH FRANCO-AMERICAN SPAGHETTI-O SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!.
May 25th, 2003 at 9:19 am
Hank in his 3rd trimester.
May 25th, 2003 at 8:24 pm
Man sues hospital in Barbie Twins breast implant mixup.
May 26th, 2003 at 12:49 pm
This is where they hid Jimmy Hoffa
May 29th, 2003 at 12:13 am
Is somebody hiding my basketba…
May 31st, 2003 at 2:49 am
the children never fully recovered from the ordeal.
June 6th, 2003 at 4:47 pm
HERE TIMMY BOY!!!!!!!!! (THE MLB UMPIRE MC CLELLAN), SUCK MY LITTLE DICKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
June 25th, 2003 at 4:12 pm
It’s not a tumor!
June 1st, 2003 at 10:09 pm
I gave up farting 20 years ago!
June 3rd, 2003 at 1:37 pm
Can somebody please take that cork out off my ass?
June 5th, 2003 at 6:49 pm
Why get a six pack, when you can get a half-barrel!
June 5th, 2003 at 9:27 pm
proctor power!!
June 6th, 2003 at 11:34 am
Tim McClelland & Bud Selig sucked my dick for free!!!!!.
June 6th, 2003 at 5:00 pm
I anally penetrate Tim McClelland, Bud Selig, Scott Amundson & Dave Sullivan…….And THEY LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
June 8th, 2003 at 5:05 am
I thought that only woman could be pregnant
June 8th, 2003 at 9:56 am
does this guy like to drink beer or to eat bears?
June 8th, 2003 at 4:42 pm
I also have a beer belly romp with Tim Chojanacki of CLTV!!!!!!!!!, And HE gives GOOD HAIRY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!, OH, TSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
June 9th, 2003 at 8:26 pm
Now if only I knew who the father was..
June 10th, 2003 at 5:56 pm
Tamron Hall’s TOO FAT!!!!!, I LOVE seeing her do those binges and puke it all up on purpose.
June 12th, 2003 at 3:46 pm
“I love animals, that’s why I kill ‘em.”
June 13th, 2003 at 12:05 am
Bob does his impression of an upside-down giant octopus.
June 13th, 2003 at 5:17 am
this man needs a ceasar quick, he must be over due. Wife still handing out cigars at the prospect of sextuplets.
June 13th, 2003 at 6:25 am
you want a piece of me?allright but first try to reach my head
June 13th, 2003 at 1:45 pm
Hey aint that Bam Margera’s dad?
June 18th, 2003 at 6:13 am
they told me “all you can eat” now i’m on the facts of life and i’ve got liposuction all day long .. oh is that a beer
June 16th, 2003 at 1:01 am
Prototype for the new toy “Scrunch Armstrong”.
July 4th, 2003 at 7:40 am
Do my socks match?
last time i saw my own feet it was 20 years ago.
July 4th, 2003 at 7:42 pm
a life beertap
July 7th, 2003 at 7:56 am
Sorry kiddo, I don’t have your ball…
July 9th, 2003 at 11:14 pm
this is what happens when you swallow a bounce ‘n hop toy. kids, don’t try this at home.
July 11th, 2003 at 4:22 am
Êóëüíî!!
July 23rd, 2003 at 3:06 pm
I ate a bowl of shyt in the glutton bowl!!!!!!.
July 17th, 2003 at 7:23 am
DOH !
July 23rd, 2003 at 1:23 pm
It’s me, Toby !
July 17th, 2003 at 7:48 pm
I should NOT have eaten those burritos, man…
July 22nd, 2003 at 10:44 pm
Darrell Issa sucked my red devil dick for FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!.
July 22nd, 2003 at 10:42 pm
I EAT LOTS OF PORT-A-POTTY SHYT FROM THE TASTE OF CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!.
July 20th, 2003 at 11:30 am
Dude, where’s my liposuction?
July 25th, 2003 at 3:37 am
The first test subject for the controversial new “Pregnancy Transplant” Surgery, female to male.
July 25th, 2003 at 4:49 pm
Wat would happen if a rhino ever impregnated a man
July 26th, 2003 at 12:52 pm
When my wife told me I should stop eating so much, I told her to go to the night shop and get me another six pack.
July 26th, 2003 at 12:56 pm
I watched operation Desert Storm all the way thru.
July 26th, 2003 at 12:59 pm
I am beautifull, no mather wat they say. Words can’t bring me down, oh no …
July 27th, 2003 at 11:38 am
in his 6th year of pregnancy, george thought he was going to have an elephant!
July 31st, 2003 at 1:30 pm
My wife prefers the on top position!
August 1st, 2003 at 6:56 am
No Priky jokes please
August 3rd, 2003 at 2:29 pm
another reason to kill your tv
August 6th, 2003 at 3:47 pm
and the doctors say men cant get pregnant.
August 6th, 2003 at 5:54 pm
Darrell Issa, SideViper, Mark.A.Grethen, Mike Burdick & I LOVE going on excursions at Toys R Us catching little juniors!!!!!!!!!, Forcing them to do eggs Malik Shabazz-Style, Ho-Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 6th, 2003 at 11:44 pm
is that a dickdo?…yeah he’s belly does stick out further then his dick do
August 7th, 2003 at 1:37 pm
I need 4 things…
1.a toilet
2.6 rolls of paper towels
3.an oxygen mask
4.a weeks worth of newspapers
5.preparation H
August 7th, 2003 at 1:39 pm
umm…5 things…yeah.
August 7th, 2003 at 11:17 pm
ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that 40 pound watermelon in your colon….
August 8th, 2003 at 1:36 pm
It’s that time of the month again…
August 9th, 2003 at 3:21 pm
Hot air! You think I’m full of hot air?!??
August 9th, 2003 at 8:02 pm
I’ve ate my childen, and you can too!
August 10th, 2003 at 2:14 pm
Case of the missing bowling ball: closed.
August 10th, 2003 at 2:16 pm
Bill Clinton’s dad
August 10th, 2003 at 5:41 pm
I go to CleVeland Steamers pharmacy for my Ex-Lax.
August 11th, 2003 at 11:56 pm
YOU FAT CUNT
August 12th, 2003 at 9:26 am
“Well that goddamn white ball kept following me around…so I ate it…”
August 12th, 2003 at 1:06 pm
kid: mom, i cant figure out this math… it says what kind of angle is that? which is it moma?
mom: its obtuse because its fat.
kid oh ok moma… so that means daddys obtuse! hehe Hi obtuse daddy.
Dad: what?
August 15th, 2003 at 4:34 pm
“what happens when the Alien doesnt come out”
August 16th, 2003 at 9:18 am
Bubba, much like planet Earth, was nearly a perfect sphere
August 16th, 2003 at 9:20 am
boy…you’re gonna carry that weight,
carry that weight a long time…what his Weight Watchers sponsor told Gus
August 21st, 2003 at 5:10 am
Damn that advert that told me I would look sexier with silicone implants!
August 22nd, 2003 at 6:50 pm
Overstock of silicone put to good use…
August 25th, 2003 at 11:17 pm
No one knew how well the first male impregnation would go. But now, just think…….TRIPLETS!
August 27th, 2003 at 4:24 pm
“Get in my belly”
August 31st, 2003 at 10:24 am
Someone has taken their love of “Junior” a little too far…
September 9th, 2003 at 12:04 pm
This man’s weird ability has won him a place in the Guiness Book of Records. He hasn’t farted in 3 years!
October 4th, 2003 at 9:45 pm
OH NO! It’s Santa Claus! He’s EXPOSED!
October 26th, 2003 at 5:45 pm
Sorry girls…he’s taken…
November 12th, 2003 at 7:55 pm
It’s kicking.
The entire New Zealand rugby team!
November 23rd, 2003 at 6:36 am
why it is not beer at all. you are looking at a severe cirrohis case with no insurance. please someone get a needle a BIG,BIG one!
November 25th, 2003 at 10:20 am
Am I close to the bursting point yet? Dare me to pump up bigger?
December 10th, 2003 at 2:25 pm
ist das ein schöner bierbauch!!!
gruß kai-uwe
December 10th, 2003 at 2:26 pm
hallo sven
das ist doch ein schöner bierbauch.
gruß kai-uwe
September 11th, 2004 at 11:32 am
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station.
April 14th, 2004 at 8:42 am
the world’s first pregnant man!
October 30th, 2004 at 11:08 am
its not a tumor!
October 30th, 2004 at 2:35 pm
The first human marsupial.
November 3rd, 2004 at 5:54 pm
my friend richard cant find his dick too, we think some large dog ran off with it when he was young, will teach him for leaving it in a corner, this site sucks.
June 2nd, 2004 at 1:15 am
Alka-selter!?! I thought those were mints!
June 2nd, 2004 at 7:22 pm
the bermuda triangle mystery ….SOLVED!
June 16th, 2004 at 12:48 pm
whois in your belly dood
July 12th, 2004 at 11:59 pm
Fake.
July 24th, 2004 at 10:08 pm
the reaen im smilin is coz i just let one rip
July 25th, 2004 at 2:07 pm
who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
bubba did bubba did he ate all the pies!!!!!!!
October 27th, 2004 at 1:14 pm
Uh-Oh I think the cork is holding…for now.
January 24th, 2005 at 5:12 pm
The next day was known as the great Chernobyl nuclear power plant disaster, when this man had a little too much burrito.
January 25th, 2005 at 6:39 am
Surrogate drinking buddy
February 4th, 2005 at 7:01 am
Bowflex has changed my life! After only six months I’ve lost two inches from my waist. The results are real.
March 27th, 2005 at 1:30 pm
His OBGYN said it was time to induce!
May 27th, 2005 at 9:07 am
the newest santa clause: yes i have been fired from eastland mall….why? o the kids thought i would eat them..no..seriously
June 7th, 2005 at 4:00 pm
honey, does this make me look fat?
July 19th, 2005 at 2:33 am
Marzenka to fajna laska!!!
September 7th, 2005 at 8:36 am
He might of won the fattest man in the world……..but he is still an ugle c*nt!
September 26th, 2005 at 7:13 pm
Shown above special ops AKA Billy Bob heads for Afganistan on a “take Osama out” mission by simply pullin a finger.
February 17th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Some children mistake me for a ball!
April 28th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
I think the more I rub it the bigger it gets
April 28th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
The biggest most enormous round belly I’ve ever seen! WOW!
April 29th, 2006 at 5:52 am
Momma always told me don’t eat the watermelon seeds! I didn’t listen to Momma! Now I have a 400 lb watermelon in my belly! HELP!
May 1st, 2006 at 5:52 pm
You looking at something?
May 2nd, 2006 at 5:22 pm
My God! It won’t stop growing!!!
May 4th, 2006 at 11:58 am
Damn…I thought woman were the only ones that got pregnant.
May 4th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Damn…I thought woman were the only ones that got pregnant.
May 4th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Can someone please help me carry this enormous thing around! It’s getting really heavy!
May 5th, 2006 at 3:24 am
My belly is so big and round and hard. Rub it and make a wish.
May 5th, 2006 at 3:26 am
Thsi belly is more enormous then a pregnant woman’s belly at 9 months. No. Wait! I think he swallowed a pregnant woman!
May 6th, 2006 at 9:28 am
I think I gained a couple pounds this week. Better start watching what I eat.
May 6th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Let’s see any pregnant woman beat the size of my belly. Bet you can’t do it!
May 7th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
My idea of a well balanced diet is a BEER in each hand!
May 9th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
I just keep feeding it and watering it and it just keeps getting bigger and bigger by the day!
May 12th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
My God! I am so big and fat! But see my smile. The bigger the better I say.
May 13th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Hello Ladies! I know ya all wanna rub this huge belly of mine. But please stay in line and no fighting. There is more then enough belly for all of you!
May 14th, 2006 at 4:34 am
I hope I don’t look as bloated as I feel today. What do you think?
May 15th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
A day in the life of me. Wake up,eat breakfast,lay down,rub belly,watch it grow bigger and bigger,get up,eat lunch,lay down rub belly,watch it grow bigger and bigger,get up,drink beer,drink beer,eat dinner,drink beer,drink beer,lay down,rub belly,watch it grow bigger and bigger. I’m tired! That was hard work!
May 17th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
My belly is so big and sticks so far out that I can hardly see where I’m walking. Wow my belly is enormous!
May 19th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
My goal is to get this belly so big and round that you can no longer see my face. All you will see is one enormous belly! It won’t take much longer!
May 19th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
What a yummy tummy.(Or whale of a belly)
May 20th, 2006 at 4:29 am
I bet when this guy goes to a bar he belly ups to it. Probably lays the belly on the bar starts drinking and rubbing the belly
May 20th, 2006 at 9:04 am
Safe to say this guy has no shirt that will fit over that huge gut!
May 21st, 2006 at 6:19 am
How long did it take me to get the belly this big you ask? Not long. It just gets bigger each day. Hey who ate the box of donuts! Oh that was me! Burp! Pass the beer please!
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Tommy Boy’s REAL father.
May 22nd, 2006 at 1:38 pm
My goodness! That belly is SO BIG! I wonder if it’s still growing! It is just SO HUGE!
May 22nd, 2006 at 7:04 pm
I ate light today. Breakfast I had a dozen eggs, pound of bacon and loaf of bread. Lunch, 12 Big Mac’s with 12 large fries, 2 liter bottle of soda. Dinner, a side of beef, 5 lbs of potatoes, loaf of bread, and a pie and a cake. Topped it off with beer beer and more beer! You should see when I really eat alot!
May 23rd, 2006 at 1:57 pm
I’ve seen big bellies before, but my goodness! How in the world did this belly get so big and round! It’ s just amazing!
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:38 pm
Ok everyone! I think I’m about readly to POP! Count with me. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 BOOM!
May 24th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
Police were called to two break ins yesterday. One at a helium plant where several tanks were taken the other at a grocery store where lots of food and beer were taken. Clues led the police to the home of this man. As soon as the police saw the big belly and hear him talk like Donald Duck they new they had there man. As the man was led away He kept rubbing his belly saying I’m am so huge and it was so worth it!
May 26th, 2006 at 3:26 am
Hey if this guy takes a marker and puts eyes and a mouth on the belly he can go to kids parties and be the man with the happy face belly! All he has to do is stand there.
May 26th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Ok I can’t hide it any longer. Yes I am pregnant. What was your first clue?
May 26th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
I have the worst belly ache. I wonder why?
May 27th, 2006 at 9:30 am
He’s a WHALE of a guy!
May 28th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Sure would like to know what that belly measures. It is huge!
May 29th, 2006 at 4:40 am
I sure would like to rub that round belly! It’s so huge!
May 30th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Pillsbury Dough Boy on steroids
June 1st, 2006 at 5:21 pm
I bet that belly is a conversation starter. Hi nice to meet you. My goodness your belly is enormous! How did it get so big!
June 5th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
This guy must spend his day either standing or laying down. Besides feeding his face of course! He is so enormous and round!
June 6th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I’m not sure how my belly got so big. Maybe it’s an allergic reaction to something. One day it just swelled to this size. Sometimes it hurts because it’s so big. I think it’s about ready to explode!
June 7th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Hey! Do you like what you see? Do you like my enormous ole belly? You can rub it if you want to. Just be careful that it doesn’t pop!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
I’m too sexy for my shirt!
June 9th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
My bellys so big and round. It is the talk of the town. As people walk by they shout OH MY! As I rub my belly so round.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
I am so big and wide. That I can not deny. Can it get any bigger? I sure will try cause I love being big and wide!
June 13th, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Two young boys talking: my Daddy is having a baby. No way, Daddy’s don’t have baby’s. Mine is. He belly is bigger then Momm’ys was befoe she had my brother. Ok prove it! Daddy come here! Yes son? Oh my your right. He is having a baby! Daddy! Can you have a baby like Johnny’s Daddy?
June 13th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
What a belly! What a man!
June 16th, 2006 at 5:59 pm
This guys face say one thing. I am proud to be so big and fat. My belly is so huge! Oh baby! I have so much to rub!
June 18th, 2006 at 7:06 am
This guy is not living large, he is living enormous! My God what a belly that is! It’s just amazing!
June 20th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Life is good. I’m big and fat. I eat and drink all day long. I keep rubbing my enormous belly and watch it get bigger and bigger! Yeah life is good!
June 22nd, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Get it a little bigger and that belly is gonna touch the floor! Wow! He is huge!
June 23rd, 2006 at 6:19 pm
One huge belly, probably one tiny dick! If he can even find it under all that fat!
June 24th, 2006 at 9:06 am
I went to the doctor today. He did an ultrasound. He said no you are not pregnant! As he patted my belly he said Your just one huge fat man with a round belly! I said oh thank you I was so worried it was something serious!
June 27th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Do you think if you stick a tap in that belly button slit you can get beer out of it? There has to be something worth while in that belly!
June 29th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
My belly is as long as it is wide. I am one big man and I’m lovin it
July 1st, 2006 at 1:02 pm
My doctor comes in to examine me as I’m laying on the table. He says My God you have one massive belly! Can it get any bigger? I said I don’t know but I’m sure trying!
July 2nd, 2006 at 6:40 am
I was a little over weight. I thought if Jared could lose weight on the Subway Diet, I could do it on the McDonald’s Diet. Look what happened! My belly ballooned to three times it’s size! HELP!
July 3rd, 2006 at 6:17 am
This is what happens when you swallow bubble gum
July 17th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Well, told ya Bill, this IS what happens when you feed a 3 year old like you’re feeding a elephant.
Come on, I can’t even pick him up! How we he look when he’s 12, huh? He better lose a few before he BURSTS!
October 2nd, 2007 at 1:03 am
Unhappy with fruitless attempts for children, Horace and Ethel opted for in vitro fertilisation.
They couldn’t be happier about the octuplets, but Horace was somewhat confused as to why HE was the one to carry them.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:52 am
Im GONNA BURST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B O O OOOOOOO OOOO M!!!!!!!!
September 8th, 2007 at 2:11 am
OH THE HUGE MANATEE!
June 17th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
My therapist told me I should find creative ways to swallow my anger. That was about 5 years ago. Seems to be working.
July 24th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
it wasnt until he had broken the guiness book world record for the belly that is closet to the floor that he had to get examined. Later he was disqualified for swallowing his twin whole.
April 30th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Mr. Jones bets that he can swallow a whole hippo and wins.
January 9th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Paul Teutul Sr sure does look diffrent on OCC.
February 15th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Sturblinder
May 15th, 2009 at 12:25 am
The oompa loompas need the roll him into the juicer
March 6th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Just one more beer, then I really had to go to the bathroom.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Wow! That guy is pregnant!
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:55 am
Hurry up and take the picture I can’t hold this huge belly up long. *falls back into chair*
January 13th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
January 13th, 2011 at 1:55 pm
hes sexy<3333333333333
June 22nd, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Hey who stold my beach ball !
May 18th, 2003 at 1:09 pm
Nothing funny about this loser. Why in the hell is he smiling?
June 10th, 2003 at 5:59 pm
I EAT ROAD APPLES!!!!!!!!, AND SHYT BURGERS!!!!!!!!!!.
August 29th, 2003 at 12:18 pm
Pipes 2 & Boy Georgie Bush suck my little dickie thoroughly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 29th, 2003 at 12:23 pm
Tom McClintock gives me good head!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
April 8th, 2005 at 1:53 pm
his dick gets round it
June 17th, 2003 at 12:37 pm
OH, NO!!!!!!!!. I CAN’T FIND MY DICK!!!!!!!!!, I THINK GEORGIE BOY ATE IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 5th, 2003 at 3:11 pm
mmmm
August 29th, 2003 at 2:54 pm
RufRik of AOL sucks my little PRICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
September 5th, 2003 at 7:48 pm
The So-Big Virus boy & I suck big juicy Wasabi dick!!!!!!!!!!, Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.