Elwood Flutch of East Grout, Arkansas, proud member of George W. Bush’s Personal Methane Initiative (formerly the Personal Initiative to Generate Methane to Aid our Nation, or P.I.G.M.A.N.)
This year’s edition of the Plastic Surgery Manual was printed without the 24 page section discussing the possible consequences of operating when under the influence of LSD.
“if we ever get stranded on a cold mountaintop, you can eat me first”, general Bigbelly said. Minutes later, he died of a heartattack, letting all the fat go to waste…
I know this man and he has a strong fear of pointy objects. Once he tryed to have liposuction but the machine broke and he was fined $1000 for driving a HGV in a pedrestion only zone
The record for the most babies a male has been pregnant with is held by Goerge Capitella from Inman, KS. In this picture he is six months pregnant with QUINTS!
May 15th, 2003 at 10:24 am | Promoted
Auditions for “Kool-Aid Man: the Real Story” went better than expected.
May 15th, 2003 at 11:16 am | Promoted
See? I told you eating Pop Rocks and soda won’t kill you.
May 15th, 2003 at 11:36 am | Promoted
Excess facial hair is a common side-effect of most modern fertility drugs.
May 15th, 2003 at 11:50 am | Promoted
He said he’d had a vasectomy.
Now my dad is going to disown me
May 15th, 2003 at 11:53 am
Three Billy Goats Gruff is all I can handle
May 15th, 2003 at 2:38 pm | Promoted
It’s gonna pop! So watch out for the big zit on his forehead.
May 15th, 2003 at 2:56 pm | Promoted
The fourth Dixie Chick bares all.
May 15th, 2003 at 3:15 pm
Midgets, taste great, less filling.
May 15th, 2003 at 4:01 pm | Promoted
my dick , my dick ,someone help me find my dick
May 15th, 2003 at 7:00 pm | Promoted
Oompa, loompa, doo-pa-dee doo…
May 15th, 2003 at 7:02 pm
Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart’s less-well-known cousin, Olaf “The Blob” Neidhart
May 15th, 2003 at 7:07 pm | Promoted
Elwood Flutch of East Grout, Arkansas, proud member of George W. Bush’s Personal Methane Initiative (formerly the Personal Initiative to Generate Methane to Aid our Nation, or P.I.G.M.A.N.)
May 15th, 2003 at 7:17 pm | Promoted
I can eat 50 boiled eggs.
May 15th, 2003 at 7:20 pm | Promoted
For some reason that little slit in the middle turns me on.
May 15th, 2003 at 7:32 pm
I am the N.R.A.
May 15th, 2003 at 7:35 pm | Promoted
One of seventy-five people a year who, in the midst of a second childhood, swallow their beloved Hoppity Hop
May 15th, 2003 at 11:28 pm
“It ain’t heavy… It’s my blubber.”
May 15th, 2003 at 11:52 pm
After a horrible incident with a bottle of blueberry ale, Willy Wonka shut down his brewery.
May 16th, 2003 at 12:19 am | Promoted
Pillsbury Dough Redneck
May 16th, 2003 at 12:22 am | Promoted
FIRST MAN TO BECOME PREGNANT GIVES BIRTH TO BILLY-BOB JR.
May 16th, 2003 at 12:23 am | Promoted
I’m not smiling…I’m passing gas.
May 16th, 2003 at 12:35 am
Abercrombie and Fitch’s new model
May 16th, 2003 at 12:41 am | Promoted
Somewhere in American there’s a chinese restaurant being deprived of a Buddah.
May 16th, 2003 at 12:48 am | Promoted
“You look just like a little baby…
GET IN MY BELLLY!!”
May 16th, 2003 at 3:28 am | Promoted
Peter’s Nipples became overly jealous as “belly” puffed up with pride and posed for the camera.
May 16th, 2003 at 5:49 am | Promoted
Oh, the humanity!
May 16th, 2003 at 7:02 am
The World Is Not Enough II , more effects, more stunts, but most important, more real! (literally)
May 16th, 2003 at 7:48 am | Promoted
Suspenders: $5… 100,000 beers… $200,000… Telling your son that this is what he’s got to look forward to… priceless
May 16th, 2003 at 11:13 am
Because I’m fat, I’m fat….
May 16th, 2003 at 11:13 am
I think he’s trying to compensate for something.
May 16th, 2003 at 11:15 am
I am the ostrich, coo coo cachoo.
May 16th, 2003 at 11:16 am | Promoted
Yum, my stomach is acting up again. Going to be raining soon.
May 16th, 2003 at 11:47 am | Promoted
Rush Limbaugh slimmed down drastically for his new career as a sumo wrestler.
May 16th, 2003 at 2:09 pm
Just got a job at the Hanes company testing a new line of suspenders
May 16th, 2003 at 3:16 pm
“Man inhales worlds largest helium balloon, but gets tired of speaking funny and won’t let it all out” News at 11
May 16th, 2003 at 9:12 pm
Good reason not to inhale when blowing up balloons for little jimmys party….
May 16th, 2003 at 9:14 pm
Auditions for “Cool Hand Luke 2 – The coming of the egg” went smoothly until little Jimmy Babcock from Alabama showed up and ate ALL the eggs.
May 16th, 2003 at 10:59 pm | Promoted
This year’s edition of the Plastic Surgery Manual was printed without the 24 page section discussing the possible consequences of operating when under the influence of LSD.
May 17th, 2003 at 7:51 am
Don’t hate me just cause I’m beautiful!
May 17th, 2003 at 8:57 am | Promoted
Welcome to No Crappers Anonymous, I’m Bob and I took my last dump on 12 february 1982
May 17th, 2003 at 10:36 am
And they thought Manatees were ugly….
May 17th, 2003 at 11:13 am | Promoted
Next on FOX: When Alien Anal Probing Impregnation Goes Very Wrong.
May 17th, 2003 at 11:53 am
“Dude, Bill, I told you to pop that zit a long time ago!!”
May 17th, 2003 at 5:16 pm | Promoted
Yellow-bellied tap sucker.
May 17th, 2003 at 8:12 pm | Promoted
When I fart are people gonna know it or what?
May 18th, 2003 at 7:06 am | Promoted
nice man
greetz, peterthemailer
May 18th, 2003 at 8:37 am
intell inside omg this is not what they meant is it!
May 18th, 2003 at 8:45 am | Promoted
Horace .. The balloon – you’re supposed to blow it up, tie it off and then hang it up .. not swallow the dang thing!!!
May 18th, 2003 at 8:49 am | Promoted
I even croak like a bull frog! Ribbett ~ Ribbett!
May 18th, 2003 at 8:52 am | Promoted
Me mates call me “Monty Python” .. cos I can swallow anything! (Burp)!
May 18th, 2003 at 11:36 am | Promoted
Tragically, this picture was taken just seconds before Hugo exploded from downing an entire keg of beer.
May 18th, 2003 at 1:09 pm
Nothing funny about this loser. Why in the hell is he smiling?
May 19th, 2003 at 3:08 am | Promoted
Sean thought getting into the Guinness Book of World Records required a world record of Guinness.
May 19th, 2003 at 7:17 am
“if we ever get stranded on a cold mountaintop, you can eat me first”, general Bigbelly said. Minutes later, he died of a heartattack, letting all the fat go to waste…
May 19th, 2003 at 8:41 am | Promoted
five minutes later Bob let an enormous one rip…No one from the town was ever seen again…
May 19th, 2003 at 11:28 am
Richard Simmons?
May 19th, 2003 at 11:29 am | Promoted
The Atkins diet worked for ME!
May 19th, 2003 at 11:31 am | Promoted
Fortunately, Bill was able to eat the shark when it got close to his car.
May 19th, 2003 at 11:36 am | Promoted
Big guy in a little coat….
Big guy in a little coat.
May 19th, 2003 at 11:37 am
I wonder if this picture is cropped.
May 19th, 2003 at 11:40 am | Promoted
Tim was delited to here that he won the “Sleep with Brittany Spears” competition.
May 19th, 2003 at 2:28 pm
Lipo-injection
May 19th, 2003 at 2:51 pm | Promoted
Does this make my boobs look big?
May 19th, 2003 at 2:57 pm
Jared stops accepting calls from Subway and dives right into a 3 month popcorn binge
May 19th, 2003 at 3:07 pm | Promoted
Where the hell did yall get my family photo album…
May 19th, 2003 at 5:21 pm
I sure hope not.
May 19th, 2003 at 9:22 pm
“If your dick is small enough, you can use my belly button to simulate some young sex R Kelly style.”
May 19th, 2003 at 11:51 pm | Promoted
Michael Jackson finally settles on an appearance.
May 20th, 2003 at 2:06 am
“Don’t be jealous,” said Bob,”When ya have a tool this big ya have to build a big shed over it”
May 20th, 2003 at 10:16 am
Be honest honey, do these suspenders make me look fat?
May 20th, 2003 at 1:19 pm | Promoted
Oh no, he ate the pillsbury doughboy!
May 20th, 2003 at 1:44 pm
This what happens when you hold back a fart for an extended period of time.
Now I feel sorry for anything within 200 yards behind him when he finally decides to let ‘er rip!
May 20th, 2003 at 4:33 pm
“Bob! How long does it take you to bring the tire pump out here?! Bob?”
May 20th, 2003 at 4:43 pm
Here’s a question for ya: Who’s shaving this guy’s body???
May 20th, 2003 at 5:26 pm | Promoted
I bet he dont get cold in winter.
May 20th, 2003 at 5:36 pm
I know this man and he has a strong fear of pointy objects. Once he tryed to have liposuction but the machine broke and he was fined $1000 for driving a HGV in a pedrestion only zone
May 20th, 2003 at 10:24 pm | Promoted
Guiness Book Of World Records
The record for the most babies a male has been pregnant with is held by Goerge Capitella from Inman, KS. In this picture he is six months pregnant with QUINTS!
May 21st, 2003 at 2:19 am | Promoted
OK who’s for a game of squash?
May 21st, 2003 at 3:19 pm
Alien 5: Trailer Park Reckoning
May 21st, 2003 at 3:34 pm
Would someone please remove that cork from my butthole? Right now?
May 21st, 2003 at 7:28 pm
It sits upon him like a pimpil that has been forgot and needs to be popped
May 21st, 2003 at 11:04 pm | Promoted
Jesus, Frank… When I told you to stick your ring together with Super Glue…
May 22nd, 2003 at 2:09 am | Promoted
“Name?” “Bubba.” “Okay, Mr. Bubble, please have a seat.” “I’m already sitting, and it’s just Bubba!”
May 22nd, 2003 at 2:10 am | Promoted
“My son started calling me Pop. Ain’t that cute?”
May 22nd, 2003 at 3:58 am | Promoted
Inventor of the “Space Hopper” can’t remember what gave him the idea.
May 22nd, 2003 at 10:53 am | Promoted
Mark McGWIRE really let himself go.
May 22nd, 2003 at 10:54 am | Promoted
When this guy goes to the beach, does Greenpeace try to push him back out to sea?
May 22nd, 2003 at 3:34 pm
Bubba finally proved once and for all that the COULD swallow a beach ball whole.
May 22nd, 2003 at 4:53 pm
Pot-belly ribs! On sell at Winn-Dixie today!
May 23rd, 2003 at 1:14 am
“This is nothing. You should see my butt!”
May 23rd, 2003 at 2:29 am
Weeble-Wobbles wobble but they don’t fall down.
May 23rd, 2003 at 8:49 am
Whens the baby due?
May 23rd, 2003 at 11:02 am | Promoted
I TOLD you I could swallow Marlon Brando whole! Now gimme my 5 bucks!
May 23rd, 2003 at 4:15 pm | Promoted
The Bill Clinton story.
May 23rd, 2003 at 10:58 pm
I’m A PRIMO PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 23rd, 2003 at 11:14 pm
Duck sick, Little boys!!!!!!!!!!.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:25 am
He is preagnant!!! Maybe will be a boy!!
May 24th, 2003 at 4:28 am | Promoted
Mark McGwire 500 litre
May 24th, 2003 at 12:24 pm
I’M A BIG FAT MILITANT SODOMISTIC PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!, HO-HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:25 pm
I eat lots of CACA!!!!!!!!.
May 24th, 2003 at 12:27 pm
I eat HAMBURGER MEAT PIZZA WITH FRANCO-AMERICAN SPAGHETTI-O SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!.
May 25th, 2003 at 9:19 am
Hank in his 3rd trimester.
May 25th, 2003 at 8:24 pm
Man sues hospital in Barbie Twins breast implant mixup.
May 26th, 2003 at 12:49 pm
This is where they hid Jimmy Hoffa
May 27th, 2003 at 4:14 pm | Promoted
Im an american
May 27th, 2003 at 11:47 pm | Promoted
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPEDY DOO I’ve got another puzzle for you
May 28th, 2003 at 1:39 pm | Promoted
“Man, i should get Guinness sponsership!”
May 28th, 2003 at 2:47 pm | Promoted
for the first time in her life after seeing this picture, oprah didn’t feel so bad.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:13 am
Is somebody hiding my basketba…
May 29th, 2003 at 5:27 am | Promoted
The ‘Al Bundy’ BURGERS AND BARLEY POP ,BODY BUILDING METHOD…....ITS FOOL PROOF!,jUST STUFF IT AND WATCH IT GROW!!
May 31st, 2003 at 2:49 am
the children never fully recovered from the ordeal.
May 31st, 2003 at 10:40 am | Promoted
Johny Ferrari, brother of Lolo Ferrari.
June 1st, 2003 at 12:31 am | Promoted
i’m fat
June 1st, 2003 at 2:48 pm | Promoted
This is what happens when an Oompa Loompa eats all the other Oompa Loompas.
June 1st, 2003 at 10:09 pm
I gave up farting 20 years ago!
June 1st, 2003 at 10:44 pm | Promoted
OMG!! Its true what they say about swallowing watermelon seeds!!
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:30 am | Promoted
Everybody asks me that. You’re probably not really sick. That’s just the gravitational pull.
June 3rd, 2003 at 1:37 pm
Can somebody please take that cork out off my ass?
June 4th, 2003 at 6:28 am | Promoted
the movie junior becomes reality
June 4th, 2003 at 6:34 am | Promoted
i only wanted beer but the whole tap came with it
June 5th, 2003 at 6:55 am | Promoted
“err my wife? dunno where she’s at really”
June 5th, 2003 at 3:07 pm | Promoted
You are as old as you feel?
You are as fat as you feel!
June 5th, 2003 at 6:49 pm
Why get a six pack, when you can get a half-barrel!
June 5th, 2003 at 9:27 pm
proctor power!!
June 6th, 2003 at 11:34 am
Tim McClelland & Bud Selig sucked my dick for free!!!!!.
June 6th, 2003 at 2:29 pm | Promoted
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, I’m really REALLY fat!!
June 6th, 2003 at 4:47 pm
HERE TIMMY BOY!!!!!!!!! (THE MLB UMPIRE MC CLELLAN), SUCK MY LITTLE DICKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
June 6th, 2003 at 5:00 pm
I anally penetrate Tim McClelland, Bud Selig, Scott Amundson & Dave Sullivan…....And THEY LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
June 8th, 2003 at 5:05 am
I thought that only woman could be pregnant
June 8th, 2003 at 9:56 am
does this guy like to drink beer or to eat bears?
June 8th, 2003 at 10:37 am | Promoted
ja, vriezer deed het niet meer, moest ik alles dan weggooien ofzo??
June 8th, 2003 at 4:42 pm
I also have a beer belly romp with Tim Chojanacki of CLTV!!!!!!!!!, And HE gives GOOD HAIRY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!, OH, TSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
June 8th, 2003 at 6:54 pm | Promoted
Publicity still from “Alien 19”. (Ripley’s grandson incubating triplets).
June 9th, 2003 at 2:42 am | Promoted
That dang python ate my little dog, so I got even & I ate the bloody python!
June 9th, 2003 at 8:26 pm
Now if only I knew who the father was..
June 10th, 2003 at 4:50 am | Promoted
New Health warning from the makers of strawberry Sunny D
June 10th, 2003 at 5:56 pm
Tamron Hall’s TOO FAT!!!!!, I LOVE seeing her do those binges and puke it all up on purpose.
June 10th, 2003 at 5:59 pm | Promoted
I EAT ROAD APPLES!!!!!!!!, AND SHYT BURGERS!!!!!!!!!!.
June 11th, 2003 at 3:39 am | Promoted
Hehehe… I swallowed my doughters skippyball and nobody noticed..
June 12th, 2003 at 1:45 am | Promoted
“Now hurry – where’s that flat tire? I can’t hold this for too much longer!”
June 12th, 2003 at 3:46 pm
“I love animals, that’s why I kill ‘em.”
June 12th, 2003 at 6:24 pm | Promoted
After the postive results of the bloodtest, Natalia Onistov, finally admitted using doping.
June 13th, 2003 at 12:05 am
Bob does his impression of an upside-down giant octopus.
June 13th, 2003 at 5:17 am
this man needs a ceasar quick, he must be over due. Wife still handing out cigars at the prospect of sextuplets.
June 13th, 2003 at 6:25 am
you want a piece of me?allright but first try to reach my head
June 13th, 2003 at 1:45 pm
Hey aint that Bam Margera’s dad?
June 14th, 2003 at 6:01 am | Promoted
i spose if i put on a wig and lose 3 teeth i can audition for jerry springer
June 14th, 2003 at 8:13 am | Promoted
“uh well I have been pregnant for five years now”
June 16th, 2003 at 1:01 am
Prototype for the new toy “Scrunch Armstrong”.
June 16th, 2003 at 4:17 pm | Promoted
Bubba told me he was going to eat his girlfriend last night, but somehow I thought he meant …....
June 16th, 2003 at 7:55 pm | Promoted
I Gained 400 pounds on the subway diet!! Thanks Jaried
June 17th, 2003 at 12:37 pm | Promoted
OH, NO!!!!!!!!. I CAN’T FIND MY DICK!!!!!!!!!, I THINK GEORGIE BOY ATE IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
June 18th, 2003 at 6:13 am
they told me “all you can eat” now i’m on the facts of life and i’ve got liposuction all day long .. oh is that a beer
June 18th, 2003 at 6:15 am | Promoted
so let me tell you about the birds and the fatman en flowers and the beers and the good old yummy sugar
June 18th, 2003 at 11:58 am | Promoted
wat unne vetlap
June 19th, 2003 at 9:17 pm | Promoted
“Of course you know, I never lose when the reputation of Madame Mallomar is at stake Mr. Bond!!!”
June 21st, 2003 at 11:54 pm | Promoted
Herbert enjoyed life so much he ate it.
June 22nd, 2003 at 5:34 pm | Promoted
Plaintiff in Faulty Breast Implant case claims leaking saline drained into his belly causing it to swell enormously
June 23rd, 2003 at 12:21 am
When he’s not working, the world’s greatest smuggler weighs only 127 lbs.
June 23rd, 2003 at 4:39 am
lol it ripped his shirt
June 25th, 2003 at 4:12 pm
It’s not a tumor!
June 27th, 2003 at 1:50 am
In his later years, no one had trouble recognizing Bruce Banner as the Hulk.
June 30th, 2003 at 7:52 am | Promoted
can somebody please push my belly aside, i’d like to see my dick!
July 1st, 2003 at 10:24 pm | Promoted
Look, there are SEVERAL people i find cruely obnoxious in this world, and you are ALL of them
July 4th, 2003 at 7:37 am | Promoted
The last time i saw my own feet was 37 years ago.
(do my socks match?)
July 4th, 2003 at 7:40 am
Do my socks match?
last time i saw my own feet it was 20 years ago.