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202 Captions for “Dog Tree”

  1. Fartman

    Newest, nature friendly castration

  2. jwd

    “Don’t worry, his bark is worse than his bite!”

  3. dismember

    looks like i will be stuck here for a while

  4. Newt

    I don’t understand why cats like to climb trees so much, it’s pretty boring here.

  5. (pdw)

    My agent says this is just for a couple of weeks…’til I can audition for ‘Rin-tin-tin returns’.

  6. Rob

    Rover, the worlds laziest dog, woke up a bit too late.

  7. ACS

    Rufus didn’t understand why dogs aren’t allowed to audition for Cirque De Soleil.

  8. Morph

    Get the frisbee, Get the frisbee…
    Learn to fricken throw it to me!

  9. Adam

    Sorry I humped your leg! Then sniffed your crotch! Then pissed on your slippers! SORRRRRRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. lawrence

    I’m having a pressure headache….do you have any Tylenol?

  11. lawrence

    When you call the fire department…just say its a cat up in a tree….I dont think I could take the embarrassement

  12. etl

    ok guys very funny. now get me down…guys?

  13. s.chandler

    “How much is that doogie; in the tree elbow?”

  14. s.chandler

    Master, can’t ya go to photography school like everybody else?

  15. meg & ange

    This is what I get for barking up the wrong tree!

  16. filkertom

    “Good evening. I’m Alastair Cocker, and this is Master-Pooch Theater.”

  17. filkertom

    “HAH! I, Dog Samson, shall shove these pillars and collapse the temple atop the Philistines!

    … Any second now, one good shove, and BOOM! The whole thing comes down!

    … So, Lord, any second now, right?

    … Yo, Lord…?

  18. KD

    Southern Accent “I’ll learned ya’ not to piss on my there flaar.

  19. NEtechie

    The fox made it through the tree.

  20. Gentaur

    The good news was the new experimental Miracle-Gro formula was safe for pets and passed right through their systems…

  21. Fred "Wild Man" Jones

    “I don’t know man, Last night we smoked some craazy shit and I thought I was the meat in this Jaimacan dude’s hotdog!”

  22. Freedom Tickler

    The Mississippi version of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon:”

    “Flyin’ Hounddogs, Horny Sisters.”

  23. Danni Healy

    Did he bark up the wrong tree ?

  24. Hi Hello

    3 Seconds later, Rover broke the trees apart with his bare paws.

  25. christophlopper

    i hate you. i hate you so much.

  26. Brambo

    The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog And Gets Stuck Between Two Trees.

  27. hensey

    They look like trees. They eat dogs. And they have come to conquer the world.

  28. JoJo

    Pet my belly, I’ll show ya some dogwood!

  29. Resisobilus

    William Wegman is cracking up.

  30. jwd

    When the floodwaters finally receded, Fido was the lone survivor.

  31. val

    When “Playboy” sees this, I’ll be a star

  32. Les

    Somewhere in some distant area a cat is laughing his ass off!

  33. aseaton

    Many believe McGruff’s abusive childhood is what led to his strong feelings on crime.

  34. HAHJA

    HELLO-ALL YOU R HAHJA
    NICE 2 MEET YOU
    AHAHHAH

  35. ƒÌ?±

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  36. kakbal

    The Matrix; Reloaded really motivated this little dog…

  37. Applejuicemaster

    Hi, my name is Doggy Knoxville, welcome to Muttass.

  38. Frenzy

    What happens when your shit is too fertile.

  39. anon

    Tim McClelland, Bud Selig & Scott Amundson are my sodomy partners.

  40. anon

    Bushboy , LOVES LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  41. Wasyl

    Not going anywhere for a while? Try a Snickers.

  42. Gentaur

    It’s actually very comfortable. I predict everyone will be wedging themselves in trees this year.

  43. Hav-A-Say

    Geez .. the trees grow fast around here. All I did was lift my leg & look where I ended up!

  44. Hav-A-Say

    O.K. you humans. You named a song “How much is that doggy in the window?” I dare you to make a song of this!

  45. Hav-A-Say

    O.K. When they said I was going to hang between two trees .. I at least expected a hammock.

  46. anon

    Fox News In The Morning SUCKS BIG DINOSAUR DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!, And Tamron is a narcissistic c*ntlapper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  47. Edgar

    “..just a little higher and I might catch a glimpse of Mimi in the next yard.”

  48. Jeroen

    Dog-meditation-sect conquers the world!

  49. Hi Hello

    The dog escaped the shark, his owner was not so lucky.

  50. psr

    …and so he decided to sit in a tree because Danny said that if he wasn’t gonna finish his meal he’d be eaten by jellyfish. And jellyfish dont climb up trees.

  51. fredbento

    Stay, rover… STAY!!! I said STAY!!!
    damn dog…

  52. aseaton

    Blink-o loved how the sap oozed into his orifices

  53. aseaton

    Rufus has humped his last leg.
    Canine Genital Herpes is no laughing matter, please be educated 1800-RUFFSEX

  54. aseaton

    Just one of the many
    victims of Canine Genital Herpes.

  55. Mascot

    Hmmm. Usually I see a different kind of pecker up in that tree.

  56. Beam

    I Told you that tree doen’t like being used as a toilet

  57. Beam

    I Told you that tree doen’t like being used as a toilet

  58. JakeP.

    I had more elbow room inside my mother, damn it.

  59. Drew

    Bobby and Sue were very sad, when they found out that Spot had gotten stuck in between them.

  60. JC reels

    now emancipation of the flees
    they have everything under control and are fearless ande they have….got stuck in a tree and they have a hostage

  61. JC reels

    the new mupppet hoochie the poochie and he’s crawling in that tree-chie

  62. Austin

    They got the dog in the right place but couldn’t find a bun.

  63. hohum

    Well — I guess that’s it for this photo.

  64. senrab

    Meet Thaddeus, newest member of the “brain trust” of the Green Peace organization.

  65. Gentaur

    That’s the last time I ask Wile E. Coyote for advice on catching raccoons.

  66. a new picture would be nice

    Dude, where’s my tree?

  67. hi-d

    (benji runs towards tree whilst humming the theme song to his upcoming movie) benji, benji, benji of the jungle, watch out for that tree OOOOOF!
    Look Lassie, i told you, if i wanted shit from from a washed up overgrown terrier i would squeeze your head so go home Lassie, go find someone to help me out if this tree

  68. Maico

    my owner wanted to go on holiday so he dumped me in the woods, only he was affraid I’d be found before I die so he hung me up here

  69. Maico

    the pet shop did warn this dogs owner, he was born in a circus

  70. JjAZZY

    THE TREE TOLD ME SCRATCH AND SNIFF THEN IT DID THIS !

  71. edub

    Ah, yes!
    The North Korean “Ahtasty Ahdog” tree appears to be very much in season this year.

  72. Conan

    Where is Inspector Gadget when you need him?

  73. mezzb

    Needless to say, the results of the first dog-catapult, lime-ammo test were less than inspiring

  74. KD

    GET A NEW PIC UP HERE, IN FACT, A FEW IN A ROW WOULD BE NICE.

  75. Sammy

    The world’s first micro-dog is captured by Uncle Wong’s chopsticks.

  76. Amy

    Finaly the cats ge their revenge! MAWWAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAH MAWWWAAAHHHHH………

  77. Billy

    And this is the horrific torture abused animals go through. You heard me; adopt today!

  78. Jeremy Helton

    Ya’ll got guns that ain’t no fun,
    makes me wanna run, i feel like a hotdog and ya’ll be the bun

  79. Pmacca01

    When a dog gets tired of doggie style…

  80. Josh

    Rover never knew the dangers of playing in the park….

  81. anon

    Lawyer assh*le Samuel Bernstein is a Cleveland Steamer with Proviso politician Anthony Travis!!!!!!!!!.

  82. ron

    now that im here, how the f*ck am supposed to get down?!?!?

  83. Impfac

    Wonderdogs short career comes to a abrupt and tragic end

  84. xtina

    Sometimes in life you encounter some serious jams. It’s times like these that your friends wedge your butt out of some tight places.

  85. Monkey_magic

    The best method when you have to pee REALLY REALLY bad and your annoying sister is hogging the bathroom.

  86. Lisa

    Jimmy,did you get the neighbors dog stuck in the tree again!!!

  87. Bisquitlips

    How the hades do you think I got up here?? I am no long man’s best friend!

  88. Bisquitlips

    Ever seen a bloodhound with a wedgie? Well now you have!

  89. Punkita

    Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.

  90. jcw

    These damn kids–somedays it is just not worth my time. Why don’t you ever hassle the bird? Get me out of here!

  91. Fred

    Oh, Day-vee. Come back, Day-vee. Where you goin’? Day-vee? You’re a miserable prick, Day-vee, you know that?

  92. Reynard Muldrake

    “Hi, Master. Once you get trees to carry you around, life is pretty nice.”

  93. Jackie

    All you can do some days is wait for some kind soul to pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.

  94. Mike Davidson

    Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into

  95. Kennny

    This Mississippi hound won the laziest dog in America contest hands down after the trees had grown up around him.

  96. emilee

    they said they needed a target i didn’t know they were looking for a dog target! dam those kids

  97. nick

    You see I was running after a stick and wasn’t looking where I was going. The next thing I knew all the cats were laughing at me and I couldn’t move.

  98. nick

    Now i see that drinking red bull less often would be better for me. It wasn’t my fault though how was i meant to know the a jet pack would come out of my backside, i thought it was meant to be wings…oh well, shit happens

  99. nick

    Miffy was wedged there for several hours, straining but nothing came out.

  100. Heidi

    Talk about stuck between a rock and a hard place!

  101. Mikey S

    “NO!…I HAVE NOTHING TO COMPENSATE FOR!”

  102. Kathy

    Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.

  103. deena

    Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.

  104. breeman

    if only i could turn then i could pee

  105. c johnson

    Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.

  106. whoops

    My owner thought it would be cute to put me here. Well i ain’t smilin’.

  107. mike waters

    The new automatic dog wash needed some tweaking

  108. Nicole

    “Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.”

  109. T Royster

    Some days all you can do is wait for some kind soul to come along and pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself in.

  110. Zinc443

    Felix is going to love this, he thought to himself

  111. Elaine Vellianitis

    Fine mess I got myself into! Can someone please help me get out of here?

  112. scurrie

    Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.

  113. p heffington

    Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.

  114. Melissa Mongan

    “Whoever (stupid human) said that only cats can climb trees is way wrong! Now get me down from here damn it!”

  115. sidney

    Who is the artist on this dog stuck between the birch trees?

  116. nancy king

    Feel like you’re all alone out there? Join the SEIU. There is power in numbers.

  117. Marylou

    Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.

  118. Marvin

    Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind sole to come pull your ass out of the bind youv’e gotten yourself into!

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