...and so he decided to sit in a tree because Danny said that if he wasn’t gonna finish his meal he’d be eaten by jellyfish. And jellyfish dont climb up trees.
(benji runs towards tree whilst humming the theme song to his upcoming movie) benji, benji, benji of the jungle, watch out for that tree OOOOOF!
Look Lassie, i told you, if i wanted shit from from a washed up overgrown terrier i would squeeze your head so go home Lassie, go find someone to help me out if this tree
Now i see that drinking red bull less often would be better for me. It wasn’t my fault though how was i meant to know the a jet pack would come out of my backside, i thought it was meant to be wings…oh well, shit happens
May 27th, 2003 at 9:46 am | Promoted
Staaay, there’s a good boy!
May 27th, 2003 at 9:47 am | Promoted
Newest, nature friendly castration
May 27th, 2003 at 11:17 am | Promoted
“Don’t worry, his bark is worse than his bite!”
May 27th, 2003 at 11:28 am | Promoted
damn cats
May 27th, 2003 at 11:29 am | Promoted
looks like i will be stuck here for a while
May 27th, 2003 at 12:46 pm
I don’t understand why cats like to climb trees so much, it’s pretty boring here.
May 27th, 2003 at 1:41 pm | Promoted
Usually the frisbee gets stuck.
May 27th, 2003 at 1:44 pm | Promoted
My agent says this is just for a couple of weeks…’til I can audition for ‘Rin-tin-tin returns’.
May 27th, 2003 at 8:05 pm | Promoted
Rover, the worlds laziest dog, woke up a bit too late.
May 27th, 2003 at 8:54 pm
Rufus didn’t understand why dogs aren’t allowed to audition for Cirque De Soleil.
May 28th, 2003 at 3:35 am | Promoted
Get the frisbee, Get the frisbee…
Learn to fricken throw it to me!
May 28th, 2003 at 5:14 am | Promoted
Sorry I humped your leg! Then sniffed your crotch! Then pissed on your slippers! SORRRRRRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 28th, 2003 at 9:59 am | Promoted
I’m having a pressure headache….do you have any Tylenol?
May 28th, 2003 at 10:02 am | Promoted
When you call the fire department…just say its a cat up in a tree….I dont think I could take the embarrassement
May 28th, 2003 at 10:04 am | Promoted
Please post better pictures
May 28th, 2003 at 2:25 pm | Promoted
ok guys very funny. now get me down…guys?
May 28th, 2003 at 4:09 pm | Promoted
“How much is that doogie; in the tree elbow?”
May 28th, 2003 at 4:11 pm | Promoted
Master, can’t ya go to photography school like everybody else?
May 28th, 2003 at 8:46 pm | Promoted
This is what I get for barking up the wrong tree!
May 28th, 2003 at 8:50 pm | Promoted
Just Hanging!!
May 28th, 2003 at 9:39 pm | Promoted
“Good evening. I’m Alastair Cocker, and this is Master-Pooch Theater.”
May 28th, 2003 at 9:40 pm
An Egyptian bas-relief showing the ancient god Bowser Hotep
May 28th, 2003 at 9:41 pm
Son of a birch.
May 28th, 2003 at 9:44 pm
“HAH! I, Dog Samson, shall shove these pillars and collapse the temple atop the Philistines!
... Any second now, one good shove, and BOOM! The whole thing comes down!
... So, Lord, any second now, right?
... Yo, Lord…?
May 28th, 2003 at 10:21 pm
Southern Accent “I’ll learned ya’ not to piss on my there flaar.
May 28th, 2003 at 10:23 pm | Promoted
The fox made it through the tree.
May 28th, 2003 at 10:27 pm | Promoted
The Ents don’t like dog piss.
May 28th, 2003 at 10:30 pm
Venus Dog Trap.
May 28th, 2003 at 11:23 pm | Promoted
Krypto was never really good at landings.
May 28th, 2003 at 11:46 pm
The good news was the new experimental Miracle-Gro formula was safe for pets and passed right through their systems…
May 29th, 2003 at 12:11 am | Promoted
Wedgie.
May 29th, 2003 at 2:09 am | Promoted
“I don’t know man, Last night we smoked some craazy shit and I thought I was the meat in this Jaimacan dude’s hotdog!”
May 29th, 2003 at 9:21 am | Promoted
The Mississippi version of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon:”
“Flyin’ Hounddogs, Horny Sisters.”
May 29th, 2003 at 11:16 pm
Must be the Puppy Chow.
May 29th, 2003 at 11:25 pm | Promoted
Johnny Knoxville’s dog
May 30th, 2003 at 12:49 am | Promoted
Did he bark up the wrong tree ?
May 30th, 2003 at 10:02 pm
Not your usual dogwood tree.
May 30th, 2003 at 10:47 pm | Promoted
3 Seconds later, Rover broke the trees apart with his bare paws.
May 31st, 2003 at 2:47 am | Promoted
i hate you. i hate you so much.
May 31st, 2003 at 10:46 am | Promoted
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog And Gets Stuck Between Two Trees.
May 31st, 2003 at 10:50 am | Promoted
They look like trees. They eat dogs. And they have come to conquer the world.
May 31st, 2003 at 9:40 pm | Promoted
Pet my belly, I’ll show ya some dogwood!
May 31st, 2003 at 11:15 pm | Promoted
William Wegman is cracking up.
June 1st, 2003 at 2:37 pm | Promoted
The trees’ revenge for all those years of being pissed on and barked up.
June 1st, 2003 at 3:34 pm | Promoted
When the floodwaters finally receded, Fido was the lone survivor.
June 1st, 2003 at 7:46 pm
When “Playboy” sees this, I’ll be a star
June 1st, 2003 at 10:46 pm | Promoted
Somewhere in some distant area a cat is laughing his ass off!
June 2nd, 2003 at 1:47 am
“I hate pet photographers.”
June 2nd, 2003 at 6:33 pm | Promoted
Many believe McGruff’s abusive childhood is what led to his strong feelings on crime.
June 3rd, 2003 at 12:31 am | Promoted
stay back its a trap
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:08 am | Promoted
doe niet triest
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:25 am
Shut up! That’s why!
June 3rd, 2003 at 8:25 am | Promoted
A HAH HAH!!!
dcinside !!!
June 3rd, 2003 at 8:25 am | Promoted
HELLO-ALL YOU R HAHJA
NICE 2 MEET YOU
AHAHHAH
June 3rd, 2003 at 8:27 am | Promoted
Ja Ku I Rer Myun Jot Chi An Ta
June 3rd, 2003 at 8:29 am | Promoted
ÀÌ°÷ Çѱ¹¿¡´Â °³Á×ÀÌ°¡ À¯¸íÇØ¿ä
June 3rd, 2003 at 9:42 am | Promoted
The Matrix; Reloaded really motivated this little dog…
June 3rd, 2003 at 12:03 pm | Promoted
Hi, my name is Doggy Knoxville, welcome to Muttass.
June 5th, 2003 at 8:10 am
doggy style “woof!”
June 5th, 2003 at 12:17 pm | Promoted
This is for always pissing on me!
June 6th, 2003 at 10:22 am | Promoted
What happens when your shit is too fertile.
June 6th, 2003 at 11:37 am | Promoted
Tim McClelland, Bud Selig & Scott Amundson are my sodomy partners.
June 6th, 2003 at 4:52 pm
Bushboy , LOVES LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
June 7th, 2003 at 12:18 am | Promoted
Not going anywhere for a while? Try a Snickers.
June 7th, 2003 at 9:24 pm | Promoted
It’s actually very comfortable. I predict everyone will be wedging themselves in trees this year.
June 8th, 2003 at 10:35 am | Promoted
Ja, wat kijk je nou naar me!
June 8th, 2003 at 10:36 am | Promoted
Jah, wat kijk je nou naar me!
June 9th, 2003 at 2:47 am | Promoted
Geez .. the trees grow fast around here. All I did was lift my leg & look where I ended up!
June 9th, 2003 at 2:55 am
O.K. you humans. You named a song “How much is that doggy in the window?” I dare you to make a song of this!
June 9th, 2003 at 2:58 am | Promoted
O.K. When they said I was going to hang between two trees .. I at least expected a hammock.
June 9th, 2003 at 10:27 pm | Promoted
Its a dogwood eat dog world.
June 10th, 2003 at 6:02 pm | Promoted
Fox News In The Morning SUCKS BIG DINOSAUR DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!, And Tamron is a narcissistic c*ntlapper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
June 10th, 2003 at 9:47 pm
charleston! charleston!
June 11th, 2003 at 8:50 am | Promoted
Ey! How’s the air down there?
June 12th, 2003 at 1:49 am
”..just a little higher and I might catch a glimpse of Mimi in the next yard.”
June 12th, 2003 at 1:47 pm | Promoted
Dog-meditation-sect conquers the world!
June 12th, 2003 at 3:47 pm
The dog escaped the shark, his owner was not so lucky.
June 12th, 2003 at 11:56 pm | Promoted
Curse you, Red Baron!!!
June 12th, 2003 at 11:57 pm
Oh, yeah, he’s a clown, that Charlie Brown.
June 13th, 2003 at 5:11 am
Tree of Bark !
June 13th, 2003 at 1:39 pm
...and so he decided to sit in a tree because Danny said that if he wasn’t gonna finish his meal he’d be eaten by jellyfish. And jellyfish dont climb up trees.
June 13th, 2003 at 1:51 pm | Promoted
Stay, rover… STAY!!! I said STAY!!!
damn dog…
June 13th, 2003 at 9:54 pm | Promoted
the post-castration “air dry”
June 13th, 2003 at 9:56 pm | Promoted
Blink-o loved how the sap oozed into his orifices
June 14th, 2003 at 6:26 pm
Oh the day I’ve had…
June 16th, 2003 at 12:24 am | Promoted
Rufus has humped his last leg.
Canine Genital Herpes is no laughing matter, please be educated 1800-RUFFSEX
June 16th, 2003 at 12:25 am
Just one of the many
victims of Canine Genital Herpes.
June 16th, 2003 at 10:18 am | Promoted
Hmmm. Usually I see a different kind of pecker up in that tree.
June 16th, 2003 at 7:46 pm | Promoted
Dang that Cat was big!
June 16th, 2003 at 10:01 pm | Promoted
Hot dog on a bun, anyone ?
June 17th, 2003 at 7:51 am | Promoted
I Told you that tree doen’t like being used as a toilet
June 17th, 2003 at 7:51 am
I Told you that tree doen’t like being used as a toilet
June 17th, 2003 at 10:06 pm | Promoted
I had more elbow room inside my mother, damn it.
June 18th, 2003 at 1:23 am | Promoted
Bobby and Sue were very sad, when they found out that Spot had gotten stuck in between them.
June 18th, 2003 at 2:48 am
o/~ Squeeezed, in the middle… Smack dab, in the middle… o/~
June 18th, 2003 at 6:21 am
now emancipation of the flees
they have everything under control and are fearless ande they have….got stuck in a tree and they have a hostage
June 18th, 2003 at 6:22 am
the new mupppet hoochie the poochie and he’s crawling in that tree-chie
June 18th, 2003 at 8:37 am | Promoted
you’re such an asshole
June 18th, 2003 at 8:15 pm | Promoted
They got the dog in the right place but couldn’t find a bun.
June 19th, 2003 at 8:42 am
Well—I guess that’s it for this photo.
June 19th, 2003 at 9:58 pm
Meet Thaddeus, newest member of the “brain trust” of the Green Peace organization.
June 22nd, 2003 at 5:25 pm | Promoted
Damn these narrow bathroom stalls!
June 23rd, 2003 at 12:13 am | Promoted
That’s the last time I ask Wile E. Coyote for advice on catching raccoons.
June 23rd, 2003 at 12:39 am | Promoted
Bo had the bad luck to run into a flea cirque de soleil.
June 25th, 2003 at 9:54 pm | Promoted
Momma
June 27th, 2003 at 7:17 am | Promoted
Dude, where’s my dog?
June 27th, 2003 at 7:18 am | Promoted
Dude, where’s my tree?
July 1st, 2003 at 10:41 pm
(benji runs towards tree whilst humming the theme song to his upcoming movie) benji, benji, benji of the jungle, watch out for that tree OOOOOF!
Look Lassie, i told you, if i wanted shit from from a washed up overgrown terrier i would squeeze your head so go home Lassie, go find someone to help me out if this tree
July 4th, 2003 at 2:38 pm
my owner wanted to go on holiday so he dumped me in the woods, only he was affraid I’d be found before I die so he hung me up here
July 4th, 2003 at 2:40 pm | Promoted
the pet shop did warn this dogs owner, he was born in a circus
July 8th, 2003 at 5:06 am
THE TREE TOLD ME SCRATCH AND SNIFF THEN IT DID THIS !
July 11th, 2003 at 5:55 am | Promoted
Ah, yes!
The North Korean “Ahtasty Ahdog” tree appears to be very much in season this year.
July 15th, 2003 at 11:23 am
Where is Inspector Gadget when you need him?
July 15th, 2003 at 2:01 pm
throw me a freakin bone!
July 15th, 2003 at 2:02 pm
could u zoom in on my boinker man
July 16th, 2003 at 12:32 pm
Needless to say, the results of the first dog-catapult, lime-ammo test were less than inspiring
July 16th, 2003 at 9:03 pm
GET A NEW PIC UP HERE, IN FACT, A FEW IN A ROW WOULD BE NICE.
July 21st, 2003 at 4:29 am | Promoted
The world’s first micro-dog is captured by Uncle Wong’s chopsticks.
July 21st, 2003 at 6:18 pm | Promoted
Stop looking at my nuts
July 21st, 2003 at 6:43 pm | Promoted
i always wanted 2 be a monky
July 22nd, 2003 at 8:31 am
Finaly the cats ge their revenge! MAWWAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAH MAWWWAAAHHHHH…......
August 2nd, 2003 at 1:29 am
Look Mum, no hands!
August 2nd, 2003 at 10:25 pm
And this is the horrific torture abused animals go through. You heard me; adopt today!
August 3rd, 2003 at 12:31 am | Promoted
this really chaps my ass!!
August 4th, 2003 at 3:13 am
Ya’ll got guns that ain’t no fun,
makes me wanna run, i feel like a hotdog and ya’ll be the bun
August 4th, 2003 at 2:29 pm | Promoted
When a dog gets tired of doggie style…
August 7th, 2003 at 12:46 pm
Rover never knew the dangers of playing in the park….
August 8th, 2003 at 2:06 pm
Can you still see me?
August 8th, 2003 at 7:26 pm
Lawyer assh*le Samuel Bernstein is a Cleveland Steamer with Proviso politician Anthony Travis!!!!!!!!!.
August 9th, 2003 at 7:59 am
now that im here, how the f*ck am supposed to get down?!?!?
August 10th, 2003 at 3:46 am | Promoted
Why dogs can’t fly
August 10th, 2003 at 3:48 am | Promoted
Wonderdogs short career comes to a abrupt and tragic end
August 11th, 2003 at 4:50 pm
Caught in the middle . . . again.
August 11th, 2003 at 11:55 pm
i hope it dies
August 12th, 2003 at 11:38 pm | Promoted
they say cats only get stuck up trees
August 12th, 2003 at 11:40 pm
they say cats only get stuck up trees
August 14th, 2003 at 3:39 pm
What are you looking at??!!
August 17th, 2003 at 10:47 am | Promoted
Ever have one of THOSE days?
August 18th, 2003 at 5:17 pm
I tot I taw a puddy tat!
August 19th, 2003 at 9:02 am
What trees use for tampons
August 21st, 2003 at 10:17 pm | Promoted
Sometimes in life you encounter some serious jams. It’s times like these that your friends wedge your butt out of some tight places.
August 26th, 2003 at 7:35 pm | Promoted
DO I LOOK LIKE A F*CKING MONKEY TO YOU?!
August 30th, 2003 at 1:03 am | Promoted
The best method when you have to pee REALLY REALLY bad and your annoying sister is hogging the bathroom.
August 31st, 2003 at 1:47 am
Where we get the expression “hang-dog expression”.
August 31st, 2003 at 10:20 am
Must…resist…bad…”Crush”...joke
September 7th, 2003 at 2:38 am
Is the fat guy gone? Is it safe for me to come down now? He’s not gonna eat me?
September 7th, 2003 at 9:50 am | Promoted
Jimmy,did you get the neighbors dog stuck in the tree again!!!
September 7th, 2003 at 10:50 pm | Promoted
How the hades do you think I got up here?? I am no long man’s best friend!
September 10th, 2003 at 10:55 pm | Promoted
Ever seen a bloodhound with a wedgie? Well now you have!
September 11th, 2003 at 1:23 am
Bo tended to lift his leg a little too high.
September 12th, 2003 at 6:25 pm
A bitch surrounded by lots of wood.
October 1st, 2003 at 2:30 pm
never let a dog put up the hammock
October 30th, 2003 at 11:35 am | Promoted
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.
November 23rd, 2003 at 6:31 am
These damn kids—somedays it is just not worth my time. Why don’t you ever hassle the bird? Get me out of here!
September 3rd, 2004 at 2:23 am
Oh, Day-vee. Come back, Day-vee. Where you goin’? Day-vee? You’re a miserable prick, Day-vee, you know that?
October 7th, 2004 at 12:50 am
“Hi, Master. Once you get trees to carry you around, life is pretty nice.”
October 7th, 2004 at 10:02 am | Promoted
What was I thinkin?!
June 14th, 2005 at 7:19 am
All you can do some days is wait for some kind soul to pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.
July 15th, 2005 at 3:45 am
”...Maaarco….!”
August 4th, 2005 at 7:17 pm
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into
October 21st, 2005 at 9:35 am
This Mississippi hound won the laziest dog in America contest hands down after the trees had grown up around him.
December 21st, 2005 at 7:26 pm
they said they needed a target i didn’t know they were looking for a dog target! dam those kids
February 6th, 2006 at 8:17 am
read between the lines
February 12th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
You see I was running after a stick and wasn’t looking where I was going. The next thing I knew all the cats were laughing at me and I couldn’t move.
February 12th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Now i see that drinking red bull less often would be better for me. It wasn’t my fault though how was i meant to know the a jet pack would come out of my backside, i thought it was meant to be wings…oh well, shit happens
February 12th, 2006 at 12:58 pm | Promoted
Miffy was wedged there for several hours, straining but nothing came out.
April 25th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Talk about stuck between a rock and a hard place!
May 22nd, 2006 at