…and so he decided to sit in a tree because Danny said that if he wasn’t gonna finish his meal he’d be eaten by jellyfish. And jellyfish dont climb up trees.
(benji runs towards tree whilst humming the theme song to his upcoming movie) benji, benji, benji of the jungle, watch out for that tree OOOOOF!
Look Lassie, i told you, if i wanted shit from from a washed up overgrown terrier i would squeeze your head so go home Lassie, go find someone to help me out if this tree
Now i see that drinking red bull less often would be better for me. It wasn’t my fault though how was i meant to know the a jet pack would come out of my backside, i thought it was meant to be wings…oh well, shit happens
October 30th, 2003 at 11:35 am
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.
June 1st, 2003 at 10:46 pm
Somewhere in some distant area a cat is laughing his ass off!
September 10th, 2003 at 10:55 pm
Ever seen a bloodhound with a wedgie? Well now you have!
June 7th, 2003 at 12:18 am
Not going anywhere for a while? Try a Snickers.
June 12th, 2003 at 11:56 pm
Curse you, Red Baron!!!
May 27th, 2003 at 1:41 pm
Usually the frisbee gets stuck.
June 1st, 2003 at 3:34 pm
When the floodwaters finally receded, Fido was the lone survivor.
June 3rd, 2003 at 12:03 pm
Hi, my name is Doggy Knoxville, welcome to Muttass.
August 4th, 2003 at 2:29 pm
When a dog gets tired of doggie style…
May 28th, 2003 at 8:46 pm
This is what I get for barking up the wrong tree!
June 6th, 2003 at 10:22 am
What happens when your shit is too fertile.
September 7th, 2003 at 10:50 pm
How the hades do you think I got up here?? I am no long man’s best friend!
May 28th, 2003 at 2:25 pm
ok guys very funny. now get me down…guys?
June 9th, 2003 at 10:27 pm
Its a dogwood eat dog world.
August 10th, 2003 at 3:46 am
Why dogs can’t fly
May 28th, 2003 at 8:50 pm
Just Hanging!!
June 1st, 2003 at 2:37 pm
The trees’ revenge for all those years of being pissed on and barked up.
July 21st, 2003 at 4:29 am
The world’s first micro-dog is captured by Uncle Wong’s chopsticks.
June 13th, 2003 at 1:51 pm
Stay, rover… STAY!!! I said STAY!!!
damn dog…
May 27th, 2003 at 11:17 am
“Don’t worry, his bark is worse than his bite!”
May 31st, 2003 at 9:40 pm
Pet my belly, I’ll show ya some dogwood!
June 9th, 2003 at 2:47 am
Geez .. the trees grow fast around here. All I did was lift my leg & look where I ended up!
June 27th, 2003 at 7:17 am
Dude, where’s my dog?
May 31st, 2003 at 10:50 am
They look like trees. They eat dogs. And they have come to conquer the world.
July 11th, 2003 at 5:55 am
Ah, yes!
The North Korean “Ahtasty Ahdog” tree appears to be very much in season this year.
October 7th, 2004 at 10:02 am
What was I thinkin?!
August 10th, 2003 at 3:48 am
Wonderdogs short career comes to a abrupt and tragic end
August 17th, 2003 at 10:47 am
Ever have one of THOSE days?
June 5th, 2003 at 12:17 pm
This is for always pissing on me!
June 9th, 2003 at 2:58 am
O.K. When they said I was going to hang between two trees .. I at least expected a hammock.
June 16th, 2003 at 10:01 pm
Hot dog on a bun, anyone ?
June 16th, 2003 at 7:46 pm
Dang that Cat was big!
June 16th, 2003 at 12:24 am
Rufus has humped his last leg.
Canine Genital Herpes is no laughing matter, please be educated 1800-RUFFSEX
July 4th, 2003 at 2:40 pm
the pet shop did warn this dogs owner, he was born in a circus
July 21st, 2003 at 6:18 pm
Stop looking at my nuts
August 12th, 2003 at 11:38 pm
they say cats only get stuck up trees
August 3rd, 2003 at 12:31 am
this really chaps my ass!!
August 21st, 2003 at 10:17 pm
Sometimes in life you encounter some serious jams. It’s times like these that your friends wedge your butt out of some tight places.
August 26th, 2003 at 7:35 pm
DO I LOOK LIKE A F*CKING MONKEY TO YOU?!
August 30th, 2003 at 1:03 am
The best method when you have to pee REALLY REALLY bad and your annoying sister is hogging the bathroom.
February 12th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Miffy was wedged there for several hours, straining but nothing came out.
May 27th, 2003 at 12:46 pm
I don’t understand why cats like to climb trees so much, it’s pretty boring here.
May 27th, 2003 at 8:54 pm
Rufus didn’t understand why dogs aren’t allowed to audition for Cirque De Soleil.
May 28th, 2003 at 9:40 pm
An Egyptian bas-relief showing the ancient god Bowser Hotep
May 28th, 2003 at 9:41 pm
Son of a birch.
May 28th, 2003 at 9:44 pm
“HAH! I, Dog Samson, shall shove these pillars and collapse the temple atop the Philistines!
… Any second now, one good shove, and BOOM! The whole thing comes down!
… So, Lord, any second now, right?
… Yo, Lord…?
May 28th, 2003 at 10:21 pm
Southern Accent “I’ll learned ya’ not to piss on my there flaar.
May 28th, 2003 at 10:30 pm
Venus Dog Trap.
May 28th, 2003 at 11:46 pm
The good news was the new experimental Miracle-Gro formula was safe for pets and passed right through their systems…
May 29th, 2003 at 11:16 pm
Must be the Puppy Chow.
May 30th, 2003 at 10:02 pm
Not your usual dogwood tree.
June 1st, 2003 at 7:46 pm
When “Playboy” sees this, I’ll be a star
June 2nd, 2003 at 1:47 am
“I hate pet photographers.”
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:25 am
Shut up! That’s why!
June 5th, 2003 at 8:10 am
doggy style “woof!”
June 6th, 2003 at 4:52 pm
Bushboy , LOVES LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
June 19th, 2003 at 9:58 pm
Meet Thaddeus, newest member of the “brain trust” of the Green Peace organization.
June 9th, 2003 at 2:55 am
O.K. you humans. You named a song “How much is that doggy in the window?” I dare you to make a song of this!
June 18th, 2003 at 6:22 am
the new mupppet hoochie the poochie and he’s crawling in that tree-chie
June 10th, 2003 at 9:47 pm
charleston! charleston!
June 12th, 2003 at 1:49 am
“..just a little higher and I might catch a glimpse of Mimi in the next yard.”
June 12th, 2003 at 3:47 pm
The dog escaped the shark, his owner was not so lucky.
June 12th, 2003 at 11:57 pm
Oh, yeah, he’s a clown, that Charlie Brown.
June 13th, 2003 at 5:11 am
Tree of Bark !
June 13th, 2003 at 1:39 pm
…and so he decided to sit in a tree because Danny said that if he wasn’t gonna finish his meal he’d be eaten by jellyfish. And jellyfish dont climb up trees.
June 19th, 2003 at 8:42 am
Well — I guess that’s it for this photo.
June 18th, 2003 at 6:21 am
now emancipation of the flees
they have everything under control and are fearless ande they have….got stuck in a tree and they have a hostage
June 14th, 2003 at 6:26 pm
Oh the day I’ve had…
June 18th, 2003 at 2:48 am
o/~ Squeeezed, in the middle… Smack dab, in the middle… o/~
June 17th, 2003 at 7:51 am
I Told you that tree doen’t like being used as a toilet
June 16th, 2003 at 12:25 am
Just one of the many
victims of Canine Genital Herpes.
July 1st, 2003 at 10:41 pm
(benji runs towards tree whilst humming the theme song to his upcoming movie) benji, benji, benji of the jungle, watch out for that tree OOOOOF!
Look Lassie, i told you, if i wanted shit from from a washed up overgrown terrier i would squeeze your head so go home Lassie, go find someone to help me out if this tree
July 4th, 2003 at 2:38 pm
my owner wanted to go on holiday so he dumped me in the woods, only he was affraid I’d be found before I die so he hung me up here
July 8th, 2003 at 5:06 am
THE TREE TOLD ME SCRATCH AND SNIFF THEN IT DID THIS !
July 15th, 2003 at 11:23 am
Where is Inspector Gadget when you need him?
July 15th, 2003 at 2:01 pm
throw me a freakin bone!
July 15th, 2003 at 2:02 pm
could u zoom in on my boinker man
July 16th, 2003 at 12:32 pm
Needless to say, the results of the first dog-catapult, lime-ammo test were less than inspiring
July 16th, 2003 at 9:03 pm
GET A NEW PIC UP HERE, IN FACT, A FEW IN A ROW WOULD BE NICE.
July 22nd, 2003 at 8:31 am
Finaly the cats ge their revenge! MAWWAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAH MAWWWAAAHHHHH………
August 2nd, 2003 at 1:29 am
Look Mum, no hands!
August 2nd, 2003 at 10:25 pm
And this is the horrific torture abused animals go through. You heard me; adopt today!
August 4th, 2003 at 3:13 am
Ya’ll got guns that ain’t no fun,
makes me wanna run, i feel like a hotdog and ya’ll be the bun
August 8th, 2003 at 7:26 pm
Lawyer assh*le Samuel Bernstein is a Cleveland Steamer with Proviso politician Anthony Travis!!!!!!!!!.
August 7th, 2003 at 12:46 pm
Rover never knew the dangers of playing in the park….
August 8th, 2003 at 2:06 pm
Can you still see me?
August 9th, 2003 at 7:59 am
now that im here, how the f*ck am supposed to get down?!?!?
August 11th, 2003 at 4:50 pm
Caught in the middle . . . again.
August 11th, 2003 at 11:55 pm
i hope it dies
August 12th, 2003 at 11:40 pm
they say cats only get stuck up trees
August 14th, 2003 at 3:39 pm
What are you looking at??!!
August 18th, 2003 at 5:17 pm
I tot I taw a puddy tat!
August 19th, 2003 at 9:02 am
What trees use for tampons
August 31st, 2003 at 1:47 am
Where we get the expression “hang-dog expression”.
August 31st, 2003 at 10:20 am
Must…resist…bad…”Crush”…joke
September 7th, 2003 at 2:38 am
Is the fat guy gone? Is it safe for me to come down now? He’s not gonna eat me?
September 3rd, 2004 at 2:23 am
Oh, Day-vee. Come back, Day-vee. Where you goin’? Day-vee? You’re a miserable prick, Day-vee, you know that?
September 11th, 2003 at 1:23 am
Bo tended to lift his leg a little too high.
September 12th, 2003 at 6:25 pm
A bitch surrounded by lots of wood.
October 1st, 2003 at 2:30 pm
never let a dog put up the hammock
November 23rd, 2003 at 6:31 am
These damn kids–somedays it is just not worth my time. Why don’t you ever hassle the bird? Get me out of here!
October 7th, 2004 at 12:50 am
“Hi, Master. Once you get trees to carry you around, life is pretty nice.”
June 14th, 2005 at 7:19 am
All you can do some days is wait for some kind soul to pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.
July 15th, 2005 at 3:45 am
“…Maaarco….!”
August 4th, 2005 at 7:17 pm
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into
October 21st, 2005 at 9:35 am
This Mississippi hound won the laziest dog in America contest hands down after the trees had grown up around him.
December 21st, 2005 at 7:26 pm
they said they needed a target i didn’t know they were looking for a dog target! dam those kids
February 6th, 2006 at 8:17 am
read between the lines
February 12th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
You see I was running after a stick and wasn’t looking where I was going. The next thing I knew all the cats were laughing at me and I couldn’t move.
February 12th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Now i see that drinking red bull less often would be better for me. It wasn’t my fault though how was i meant to know the a jet pack would come out of my backside, i thought it was meant to be wings…oh well, shit happens
April 25th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Talk about stuck between a rock and a hard place!
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:21 pm
“NO!…I HAVE NOTHING TO COMPENSATE FOR!”
August 3rd, 2006 at 11:21 am
“This is a good place for a stick up”
September 6th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
you’ll be sorry if it rains smart boy ill slip down and getcha,getcha,getcha
October 29th, 2006 at 8:28 am
This tree’s shit. Cunt.
January 14th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
wank
January 17th, 2007 at 1:20 am
help
March 25th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Fido+yoga+wind storm=trouble
March 7th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Here Samson! Come to Delilah.
March 7th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.
August 11th, 2007 at 4:51 am
… Well, ain’t this awkward?…
August 11th, 2007 at 4:51 am
My owner thought it would be cute to put me here. Well i ain’t smilin’.
July 13th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
if only i could turn then i could pee
September 7th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
cat urine odor…
The best way to remove cat urine odors and stains……
March 14th, 2007 at 9:54 am
All bark. No bite.
May 17th, 2007 at 9:36 am
” i dont like it up here. someone get me down please
May 20th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Don’t forget Sunday Night Chat
May 20th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:17 am
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.
November 7th, 2007 at 10:55 am
The new automatic dog wash needed some tweaking
January 9th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
“Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.”
March 7th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
help the monsters got me
February 27th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Fine mess I got myself into! Can someone please help me get out of here?
January 26th, 2008 at 7:00 am
Felix is going to love this, he thought to himself
January 25th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Some days all you can do is wait for some kind soul to come along and pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself in.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Hang out with your thing out!
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:45 am
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.
June 18th, 2003 at 1:23 am
Bobby and Sue were very sad, when they found out that Spot had gotten stuck in between them.
June 3rd, 2003 at 9:42 am
The Matrix; Reloaded really motivated this little dog…
June 2nd, 2003 at 6:33 pm
Many believe McGruff’s abusive childhood is what led to his strong feelings on crime.
June 17th, 2003 at 10:06 pm
I had more elbow room inside my mother, damn it.
June 27th, 2003 at 7:18 am
Dude, where’s my tree?
June 23rd, 2003 at 12:13 am
That’s the last time I ask Wile E. Coyote for advice on catching raccoons.
June 18th, 2003 at 8:15 pm
They got the dog in the right place but couldn’t find a bun.
May 27th, 2003 at 9:46 am
Staaay, there’s a good boy!
May 27th, 2003 at 11:28 am
damn cats
May 27th, 2003 at 11:29 am
looks like i will be stuck here for a while
May 27th, 2003 at 1:44 pm
My agent says this is just for a couple of weeks…’til I can audition for ‘Rin-tin-tin returns’.
May 27th, 2003 at 8:05 pm
Rover, the worlds laziest dog, woke up a bit too late.
May 28th, 2003 at 3:35 am
Get the frisbee, Get the frisbee…
Learn to fricken throw it to me!
May 28th, 2003 at 5:14 am
Sorry I humped your leg! Then sniffed your crotch! Then pissed on your slippers! SORRRRRRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 28th, 2003 at 9:59 am
I’m having a pressure headache….do you have any Tylenol?
May 28th, 2003 at 10:02 am
When you call the fire department…just say its a cat up in a tree….I dont think I could take the embarrassement
May 28th, 2003 at 4:09 pm
“How much is that doogie; in the tree elbow?”
May 28th, 2003 at 4:11 pm
Master, can’t ya go to photography school like everybody else?
May 28th, 2003 at 9:39 pm
“Good evening. I’m Alastair Cocker, and this is Master-Pooch Theater.”
May 28th, 2003 at 10:23 pm
The fox made it through the tree.
May 28th, 2003 at 11:23 pm
Krypto was never really good at landings.
May 29th, 2003 at 12:11 am
Wedgie.
May 29th, 2003 at 2:09 am
“I don’t know man, Last night we smoked some craazy shit and I thought I was the meat in this Jaimacan dude’s hotdog!”
May 29th, 2003 at 9:21 am
The Mississippi version of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon:”
“Flyin’ Hounddogs, Horny Sisters.”
May 29th, 2003 at 11:25 pm
Johnny Knoxville’s dog
May 30th, 2003 at 10:47 pm
3 Seconds later, Rover broke the trees apart with his bare paws.
June 12th, 2003 at 1:47 pm
Dog-meditation-sect conquers the world!
May 31st, 2003 at 2:47 am
i hate you. i hate you so much.
May 31st, 2003 at 10:46 am
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog And Gets Stuck Between Two Trees.
May 31st, 2003 at 11:15 pm
William Wegman is cracking up.
June 3rd, 2003 at 12:31 am
stay back its a trap