Pokey Terror
One more reason why kids of today are so messed up.
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July 22nd, 2003 at 9:32 am | Promoted
Woody Allen realized he had hit rock bottom in his quest to screw young Asian women..
July 22nd, 2003 at 11:49 am | Promoted
Try-outs for “Lilo & Stitch: The Musical” attract a large crowd.
July 22nd, 2003 at 3:59 pm
Both the hamtaro and child wonder about what happened to yesterdays post (#151).
July 22nd, 2003 at 5:23 pm | Promoted
Ayako’s little brother wasn’t like the other kids on the playground
July 22nd, 2003 at 5:32 pm | Promoted
Richard Gere kicked off a tour of his hamster collection today at…
July 22nd, 2003 at 8:59 pm
Mommy, why’s this hamster have his butt on his front?
July 22nd, 2003 at 10:57 pm | Promoted
Hamptaro, Hamptaro, there’s always, Hamptaro.
July 23rd, 2003 at 12:13 am | Promoted
I’ve been trying to ditch this little girl all day!
July 23rd, 2003 at 12:21 am | Promoted
Sadly, knowing that she had grown too big to keep, Hamtaro released Tamika into her natural environment, the mall.
July 23rd, 2003 at 12:38 am | Promoted
Aren’t there child labor laws in the mascot industry?
July 23rd, 2003 at 12:41 am | Promoted
My, what big eyes you have…
July 23rd, 2003 at 3:08 am | Promoted
If Kafka wrote anime…
July 23rd, 2003 at 3:13 am | Promoted
George and his family were used to New York’s subways, so they just walked by the giant rat without a thought.
July 23rd, 2003 at 3:17 am | Promoted
Listen, kid, for the last time, I’m not Picachu. Go away.
July 23rd, 2003 at 6:28 am | Promoted
No, no, no. Yu-Gi-Oh, me Jane.
July 23rd, 2003 at 6:33 am | Promoted
“C’mon, Hamtaro! The American Idol auditions have to be around here somewhere.”
July 23rd, 2003 at 6:33 am | Promoted
Look, just keep cool and don’t f*ck this up, you pussy. I’ll distract the security guard with my “I’m a lost little girl” act and you duck under the ropes and grab every Yu-Gi-Oh card in sight. You got that, f*cko?
July 23rd, 2003 at 9:16 am | Promoted
Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt first met in kindergarten.
July 23rd, 2003 at 1:03 pm | Promoted
The guy on the left has big purple balls, if nobody has noticed already.
July 23rd, 2003 at 1:10 pm | Promoted
Trekies everywhere laughed at the Hamptaro convention.
July 24th, 2003 at 12:12 pm | Promoted
I have pepper spray, Hamptaro. You’ve been warned.
July 25th, 2003 at 2:20 am
Gary the Rat discovers that being extra nice and decent was not the cure he was expecting.
July 25th, 2003 at 3:42 pm | Promoted
“Mommy, mommy, can I keep him PLEASE???”
July 26th, 2003 at 9:18 pm
ohhhhhhh my god !!! a giant mausepokemon thingy
July 26th, 2003 at 10:14 pm
Lesson one: go BEHIND a child for an unnoticed attack. Side attacks are lethal.
July 28th, 2003 at 2:17 am
While other pookas got to be six foot rabbits or stuffed tigers or doppleganger angels, Hector got stuck as a Hamtaro.
July 28th, 2003 at 1:16 pm | Promoted
Both Hamptaro and the little girl gazed in awe and splendor at the secuirty guard’s big purple balls.
July 29th, 2003 at 2:06 am
Alfred Hitchcock, way in the back, cameos for his least known film, “The Hamsters”.
August 1st, 2003 at 6:52 am
Yeah, but does he play Pockey?
August 1st, 2003 at 10:02 am | Promoted
The king and queen of Pakistan seemed tired after their long flight.
August 2nd, 2003 at 12:10 am | Promoted
“Wait, this is the Terminator III premiere? Dang it!”
August 2nd, 2003 at 2:37 am
Hamtaro waits for other Trigger Happy Television mascots to come by and either hump him or beat him up.
August 2nd, 2003 at 10:24 pm
Sara didn’t realize the mutated Hamtaro character near her; her mother’s screams were just too late for the poor girl to react.
August 2nd, 2003 at 10:39 pm
Boo!
August 3rd, 2003 at 1:41 am
After being caught with the boss’s wife, Ned was given the choice of either this, or a giant Peep.
August 3rd, 2003 at 4:02 am
So this is where the midgets from Star Wars ended up.
August 3rd, 2003 at 8:12 pm
I DON’T CARE IF IT IS ONLY THAT LONG,I’M STIL NOT GOING TO HAVE A LOOK
August 3rd, 2003 at 9:31 pm | Promoted
Once again the “Stop the Hunger Fund” was hosted by the lovely Rosie O’Donnell!
August 4th, 2003 at 2:56 pm | Promoted
Mother ship, we have a new abductee, shall we beam her up?
August 5th, 2003 at 1:45 am
The Pillsbury doughboy discovers furry fandom.
August 6th, 2003 at 3:28 am | Promoted
Minmei wondered how Hamtaro got so fat. Then she wondered where her brother disappeared to.
August 6th, 2003 at 3:50 pm
the number one reason why you should never give cartoon hampsters miracle grow.
August 6th, 2003 at 3:54 pm | Promoted
susie with her award winning science fair project.
August 7th, 2003 at 12:35 pm | Promoted
Can I keep him, mommy?
August 7th, 2003 at 7:09 pm | Promoted
Hey little kid I bet you could fit in this costume too eh?
August 9th, 2003 at 7:42 am
honey! i blew up the hamster.
August 11th, 2003 at 7:14 am
I’m not Hamtaro, I’m a grown man who’s made a lot of mistakes…
August 11th, 2003 at 12:35 pm | Promoted
the midget in the suit is wondering how long to his next smoke break.
August 11th, 2003 at 1:19 pm | Promoted
in his hamster suit, ching mau the midget was among giants.
August 11th, 2003 at 11:52 pm
hey i saw you on my acid trip
August 11th, 2003 at 11:53 pm
i’m a stupid thing. shoot me in the face.
August 13th, 2003 at 3:38 am
Despite his parents’ warnings about his allergies, Stuart still ate shellfish on occasion.
August 22nd, 2003 at 6:47 pm | Promoted
Little girl: “Hey mister, could you please hold him upside down for me?
I want to see if he’s male…”
August 24th, 2003 at 1:27 am
When he brought the costume back from the subway, Jeff discovered it wasn’t exactly kids with Super-Soakers that were spraying his back.
August 31st, 2003 at 10:16 am
Alright folks which one do you prefer the bite-sized Laura Haruna or the Extra-Large Hamtaro?
September 1st, 2003 at 1:53 pm
Hey mister are you related to that singing gerbil on caption machine?
September 3rd, 2003 at 10:31 pm
hamtaro waits for the girl to turn around, hoping he can get lost in the crowd after it’s all over.
September 15th, 2003 at 9:09 pm | Promoted
Osama resorted to desparate measures to avoid the US troops.
September 17th, 2003 at 10:26 am | Promoted
hour 3 of the invasion: we took the mall
September 27th, 2003 at 12:38 am
Little girl says: “Don’t worry Hamptaro. I’m not gonna let anybody make fun of your funny pink feet! I’ll just beat ‘em up for ya!”
September 27th, 2003 at 10:08 am
The little girl was looking for her pet…the blue-eyes white dragon she had so loved had been sob eaten by an evil giant hamster
September 30th, 2003 at 2:39 pm
Government warns play school students Bin laden could be anywhere
October 2nd, 2003 at 9:57 pm | Promoted
No little girl, I may have four irises, but I don’t see 4 times as many things which ion your case I ‘m considering a blessing. Now scram.
October 2nd, 2003 at 11:54 pm
Mistaking the child as food the mouse stood still till she moved the it pounced and devoured her in two bites
October 4th, 2003 at 9:40 pm
Bijou, get your bitchy ass over here!
October 27th, 2004 at 1:12 pm | Promoted
Before and after.
October 29th, 2004 at 11:11 pm
Little did the hamster know that Nohira was actually a midget prostitute. Who’s still underage.
March 3rd, 2005 at 1:44 pm
MUM! LOOK! I FOUND HAMTARO! Mum? MUM, WHERE ARE YOU?!
October 5th, 2005 at 6:29 am
DARN! I can’t see my toy!
January 21st, 2006 at 5:59 pm
I bought my mouse at The Barry Bonds Pet Shop.
February 12th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Mommy, mommy… What the hell is this thing next to me.
February 19th, 2006 at 8:09 am
’ you’re so much bigger in real life ‘
April 8th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Now…. Where The Hell Are We Going To Get a Cage for Him?
May 16th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
MOMMY!...I haven’t felt this insecure since that time in Neverland with Michael.
June 27th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
After growing tired of small children screaming in movie theaters, terrorists unleashed a hoard of flesh eating hampsters trained to kill kids.
June 27th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Beastuality just got a whole lot weirder. . .
February 4th, 2007 at 2:20 am
After leaving The Surreal Life: Season 4, Verne Troyer had to find a new way to pay the bills.
March 14th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Mini me…before Nair.
June 19th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
I want one of those mummy.
June 20th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Two seconds before things went terribly wrong at the pest control convention.