Powerless Against Fast Food
Lawyers are trying to prove that like with tobacco we are powerless against urges to eat fast food - maybe they’re right.
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July 23rd, 2003 at 7:09 pm
Over 99 billion souls swallowed.
August 1st, 2003 at 9:54 am
“Would you like a dead child with that?”
July 24th, 2003 at 6:57 pm
Due to continued bad publicity, Catholic priests adopt a new uniform.
July 23rd, 2003 at 10:15 am
(Clown)”Would you like to supersize that? (Kid) “Uhhhh,I think I’ve already had enough”
August 4th, 2003 at 11:25 pm
Ouch…mommy he’s making my bottom hurt so bad, I’m going to faint.
August 10th, 2003 at 3:28 am
Cho Sung always wondered if he was his real dad…
July 25th, 2003 at 11:56 pm
Some countries misunderstand when you order Coke with your meal.
July 25th, 2003 at 8:48 pm
the stage was set for the best captionmachine.com entries ever. A plastic Ronald McDonald with a kid on his lap would set the stage for countless Santa Claus, Michael Jackson, and Catholic priest jokes. The clown’s extra makeup set the stage for stripper and prostitute jokes. The child looked up at McDonald fearfully, setting the stage for McDonald = satan jokes This was going to be great caption contest, if not the best ever. And then the kid had to wear a blue tank top, runing the shot forever. I despise that child.
July 24th, 2003 at 9:20 am
MacDonalds introduces their new MacAsian Kids
July 25th, 2003 at 4:29 pm
“Mommy, why is the clown taking my temperature the same way Michael Jackson did?”
July 28th, 2003 at 1:56 pm
Ronald: “Thanks kid, now I have finally the pupils I always wished for.”
July 23rd, 2003 at 10:15 am
“Wait a minute! You’re not Santa Claus!!”
July 26th, 2003 at 12:44 pm
Kid: ‘How many Mc Meals did you eat to look like that?’
Ronald Mc Donald: ‘Just apply for a job here.’
July 27th, 2003 at 9:40 pm
The make-up and Costume dept. get it wrong on the set of Stephen King’s “It”.
July 28th, 2003 at 2:07 am
Ronald tried very hard not to look angry when the kid’s bladder let go.
August 3rd, 2003 at 9:52 am
I hope they like the new happymeal toy
September 17th, 2003 at 10:17 am
would you like a McSeizure with that?
July 23rd, 2003 at 4:01 pm
McDonalds take full advantage of China’s lack of child labor laws.
July 23rd, 2003 at 7:31 pm
I saw this once in a McDonalds bathroom in Ohio off I-375…..I told them to lock the door next time.
July 25th, 2003 at 1:58 am
Decades of eating artificial fillers and preservatives catch up to Ronald.
August 11th, 2003 at 4:56 pm
“hey… you arent my daddy!!!”
August 12th, 2003 at 8:58 pm
The amazing Indonesian hypnotherapist sores another one
October 2nd, 2003 at 9:53 pm
Rejected McDonaldland Character: Yun Phat the McSeizure Boy
August 2nd, 2003 at 11:09 pm
cant sleep clowns will eat me cant eat clowns will sleep with me
July 23rd, 2003 at 1:01 pm
Now, tell Mr. McDonald about your problem.
July 24th, 2003 at 8:08 am
“I may be only a statue Chang, but my wages are still higher than yours”
July 25th, 2003 at 2:04 am
“And when you wake up, you will cluck like a chicken!”
July 25th, 2003 at 8:54 pm
May I take your virginity?
July 29th, 2003 at 2:00 am
Why yes, I DO mousse my hair with ketchup! Thanks for noticing!
July 29th, 2003 at 5:42 pm
Secret Agent Ronald McDonald, shown here on assingment in North Korea.
August 2nd, 2003 at 2:30 am
First photographic evidence of an evil spirit being forced from a possessed child’s body during an exorcism.
August 3rd, 2003 at 9:22 pm
Forget the Burger!!! I only have eyes for you,
August 4th, 2003 at 2:49 pm
The dementors’ first attemps to administer the kiss of death without the muggles noticing
August 5th, 2003 at 10:30 am
McDonalds presents! McTaiwan!
August 7th, 2003 at 1:54 pm
Now with every Happy Meal…1 small Asian child to do your laundry!!!
August 11th, 2003 at 10:35 am
Ok, who put acid in the cheeseburger?
August 11th, 2003 at 4:51 pm
more proof that ronald mcdonald is really the clown from stephen king’s it
August 12th, 2003 at 9:24 am
Ronald: “I’ve got his eyes…yes! I can see!!”
August 14th, 2003 at 12:45 am
Ronald finally realized he did not have his arm up inside a ventriloquist’s dummy, and the audience’s screams were not of laughter.
August 16th, 2003 at 8:43 am
a young Sean Lennon is horrified by Yoko’s latest costume
August 23rd, 2003 at 10:41 pm
Kid, leave the back door to your house open or else!!!
August 27th, 2003 at 5:02 am
ronald: ‘not now honey, i have a headache.’
August 30th, 2003 at 12:55 pm
Didn’t they used to use candy bars to lure children into bus station bathroom stalls?
March 29th, 2004 at 2:19 pm
Losing will power…must…buy…happy meal…
September 17th, 2004 at 12:22 am
Little Jimmy accidently asked for a Jr. Whopper.
July 23rd, 2003 at 7:13 pm
Really, the concept for the new J. Lo video was doomed from the start, but no one dared mention this to her
July 24th, 2003 at 3:36 am
With the blood of his latest victim smeared around his mouth and on his nose, Ronald marveled once again how easy this was.
July 24th, 2003 at 8:47 am
Proof that clowns will kill you while you sleep.
July 25th, 2003 at 7:29 am
“So your realy my father” Ronald
July 25th, 2003 at 1:01 pm
…buncha clowns running this joint…
July 26th, 2003 at 8:56 am
“Well kid, how do you like the one and only original McWeiner?”
July 26th, 2003 at 10:12 pm
Dammit Ronald, you scared the hell out of him! Im telling you, Michael Jackson make-up is never good!
July 31st, 2003 at 1:51 am
McDonald’s introduces its new Garlicky Onion Peppersteak sandwich.
August 1st, 2003 at 3:19 pm
Your one Ugly M*th*r f*ck*r
August 2nd, 2003 at 12:25 am
Ronald McDonald statues should been torn down along with the Saddam statues, but NOOO!!!!
August 2nd, 2003 at 10:22 pm
BOSTON, MS: Richard San died today of a horrific accident which included seven straws, throw-up, the play-pen sign, and Ronald’s prostitute, Michelle.
August 3rd, 2003 at 12:12 am
this is a picture of rare footage of the original ending of the hit movie “The Ring”
August 3rd, 2003 at 9:55 am
New; for only $3,95: The MaC Stoned
August 4th, 2003 at 12:42 am
McDonalds tests its new “special lettuce substitute”
August 4th, 2003 at 2:17 am
ok… if I just keep smiling and ignore him, the weird kid might get off my knee..
August 4th, 2003 at 1:28 pm
Oh, there’s that kid who said that the soda tasted funny!
August 4th, 2003 at 8:31 pm
Poster child for the food police.
August 7th, 2003 at 1:47 pm
McSodomy
August 8th, 2003 at 7:30 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill politics forces sensitivity training on me to like miltant homosexual pedophiles & America haters, Ronald. What should I say to her????????????.
August 9th, 2003 at 7:36 am
just keep smiling, just keep smiling…. and hope that noone notices
August 9th, 2003 at 10:11 am
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill says her heroes are Chairman Mao & Uncle Ho, And that I MUST embrace their politics, Ronald. Who the hell are they????????????????.
August 9th, 2003 at 6:59 pm
You are the 100th costemer you get a parfah with extra nuts
August 15th, 2003 at 3:59 pm
Little Wang, Ronald McDonald has a very special Happy Meal for you!
August 11th, 2003 at 2:37 am
Why am I wearing clown makeup and who is the ignorant GOOK in my lap?
August 11th, 2003 at 8:10 pm
homosexual
August 14th, 2003 at 8:53 pm
“So Ronald, when do I get the Junior Sausage Sandwich you promised me?”
August 25th, 2003 at 12:12 am
Excuse me, She wants to use it as refuse paper, What should I tell her??????????
August 27th, 2003 at 4:29 pm
“help me he’s going to turn me into a chinese McNugget!”
August 27th, 2003 at 4:33 pm
“Ronald, could u plz get your finger out of my butt plz”
August 31st, 2003 at 1:42 am
Fortunately for Lin Cheung, Ronald new CPR. Unfortunately, he also knew the apple pies were just coming out of the oven.
August 31st, 2003 at 10:10 am
McDonald’s REALLY bad method of trying to compete with Shang Tsung and some of the Darkstalkers WHY were they wanting to do that in the 1st place is anyone’s guess.
September 1st, 2003 at 1:49 pm
Hey round eye!
I hope that was chop stick in your pocket!
September 1st, 2003 at 8:09 pm
Perverted Clown U grabbed my nuts!
September 12th, 2003 at 6:24 pm
ASL?
September 23rd, 2003 at 3:27 am
the clown gone crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
September 23rd, 2003 at 2:45 pm
You wonder why children afraid of clowns? thats the answer
September 27th, 2003 at 12:28 am
Um…Ronald…No, I didn’t include the letter “P” in the alphabet. It’s running down my leg!
September 28th, 2003 at 10:11 am
You ain’t my momma!
September 30th, 2003 at 2:31 pm
New exorcist DVD trailer is finally realised to the public.
September 30th, 2003 at 2:33 pm
thats 1 f*ck off great big bogie mate
October 2nd, 2003 at 2:09 pm
Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill Politics wants me to rally for pardons of the Al-Qaeda, What should I tell the cesspool?????????????????.
October 2nd, 2003 at 11:43 pm
After the Sitting on Ronald’s lap for about a minute the small asian child noticed a unusaul growth from ronalds waist that got closer and closer to his A$$
October 16th, 2003 at 3:12 am
Come here little boy.
October 23rd, 2003 at 9:08 pm
sit on my lap child i have a suprise 4 u
October 24th, 2003 at 6:59 pm
“One more happy meal, mom…”
November 23rd, 2003 at 7:01 am
Damn animal fat gets you every time!
October 29th, 2004 at 11:06 pm
“I am going to molest you and you will be scarred for life.”
May 19th, 2004 at 4:38 pm
Your a alligator!!! Just shut up n smile you little brat!:@
May 21st, 2004 at 6:40 pm
Oooooh…Lonald, that feer so good when you prow my rittle bottom with that stiff plobe of yours after you have gleased you election with the Clisco oil!!
August 22nd, 2004 at 2:43 pm
would you like sauce with these nuggets?
October 9th, 2007 at 7:59 am
after slipping a sedative into the mcflurry ronald knew it wasnt going to be a bad day after all!
April 24th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
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October 9th, 2007 at 7:43 am
the benefits of being an idol to children and being a paedo are great!
April 8th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Okay guys. To whomever said caption 107, needs to get a life. You said that Lorraine Popelka was laughing evilly and saying those things, but I know personally that she would not. Never once in her life did she “laugh evilly”. I know this, because she was my grandmother. I feel like bitching out whoever you are that said this, because you made this up. I don’t know why, but whatever the reason go….well i won’t say it but you got my point?
June 19th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Come into my house I have chips and burgers little children .
March 14th, 2007 at 10:28 am
MIchael Jackson’s community service still garners him a McKiddy.
July 8th, 2007 at 7:21 am
Me Love you long time!
November 7th, 2007 at 10:59 am
with a bit of makeup jacko had the perfect disguise
July 23rd, 2003 at 12:56 pm
Ronald, have you ever read, “Fast Food nation”?
July 23rd, 2003 at 12:54 pm
My hair is shampooed with beef blood. You can just taste the artery cloging saturated fats!
July 23rd, 2003 at 9:48 am
This image represents the current job market. BROKEN!!
July 23rd, 2003 at 9:38 pm
Dr. Michael Jacobson of the Nutrition Police sucks the big long dong of Osama Bin Laden!!!!!!!.
July 25th, 2003 at 1:00 pm
…buncha clowns running this joint…
July 25th, 2003 at 8:52 pm
“Kid, you can never look as good as me.”
August 5th, 2003 at 12:04 pm
Joe Chrnelich of the WSF says he wants eggs Ronald McDonald style with me, What does that mean???????????
August 17th, 2003 at 11:34 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill Politics tells me to denounce this American Capitalist shyt like McDonald’s, What should I say to her????????????????
August 26th, 2003 at 12:08 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach wants me to be sensitive to Real Estate Blockbusters in her town & others, What should I say to her????????.
August 30th, 2003 at 12:48 pm
Tell her to GO F*CK HERSELF!!!!!!!!!!
August 30th, 2003 at 12:49 pm
The FBI will take care of that bitch.
August 30th, 2003 at 12:51 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill politics forces me to say “FU*CK YOU AMERICA!!!!!!!”, What should I say to that piece of shyt???????????????.
August 30th, 2003 at 12:53 pm
Tell Steinbach she’s a BLODE FOTZE & A DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!.
September 5th, 2003 at 12:15 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach & Her hooligans keep threatning to put castor beans & ricin into our food & water supply, But she keeps on giving that stupid f*cking mantra of “GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!!!!!”, What should I tell her????????????.
September 7th, 2003 at 2:46 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill politics says her hero is Dred Scott Taylor, Who the f*ck is this idior??????????.
September 7th, 2003 at 2:48 pm
Idiot??????, I mean.
September 7th, 2003 at 2:50 pm
She also wants to petition & force your company to make September 11th, A joyous celebration, What should I tell her????????????????.
October 1st, 2003 at 1:45 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach, Lorraine Popelka & her hooligans keep saying they want to make Forest Park, Ill into a “Blue Collar” town, Whilst the industrial jobs keep leaving & The influx of Section 8′er’s begin infesting the town, And Theresa.A.Steinbach & Lorraine Popelka keep EVILLY laughing & Say “There’s NOTHING we can DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, And that the town will turn into another East St.Louis, Ill, What should I tell these parasite bitches??????????????????????????.
July 23rd, 2003 at 3:00 pm
The opportunistic trial lawyers that sue you suck the big & long strawberry monkey dicks!!!!!, Ronald!!!!!
July 26th, 2003 at 1:22 pm
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill politics forces militant homosexuality on me, Ronald.
August 25th, 2003 at 12:10 am
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill Politics says “She HATES America, And can’t stand our imperialistic & capitalistic ways of everyday life, And wants to use the American flags for reuse paper, And gives the finger to the service, What should I say to her??????????????’
September 5th, 2003 at 12:22 pm
Tell the Anti-American traitor bitch THIS!!!!!; “If she hates our country so much, The good ol’ USA, Then GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!, And go live in North Korea with Kim Dong!!!!!!!!!!”
September 27th, 2003 at 1:29 pm
Lee West & Nottingham are stinking pedophilic buffoons.
July 27th, 2003 at 11:33 am
little one hung low dies today from an over dose of a humongus big mac.when he couldn’t eat it all, ronald mcdonald whois usually quiet and came to life, stuffing the partially eaten burger down little one hung’s throat!
August 28th, 2003 at 11:47 am
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill politics is letting the Al-Qaeda step all over us, Threatning to annihilate the US with Anthrax, Ebola, Smallpox, etc. Possibly by 3,000,000 or more, But all she says is “Give Peace A Chance”, What should I say to her????????????.