America or Bust
31 hours at sea on the way to the US from Cuba – in a 1951 pickup?
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July 27th, 2003 at 7:06 pm | Promoted
“Careful! You’ll flood it!”
July 28th, 2003 at 1:55 am
The drive from Cuba to Florida was a little rough. They expect Hawaii’s interstate highway to be smooth sailing.
July 28th, 2003 at 3:03 pm | Promoted
Sadly..the members of the Cuban coast guard’s first voyage were never seen again…
July 28th, 2003 at 3:09 pm | Promoted
...taking that “long drive off a short pier” joke jusssst a bit too far.
July 28th, 2003 at 4:12 pm
You filled the barrels with rocks!? You idiot!
July 28th, 2003 at 5:15 pm
The absolute LAST of Ford’s better ideas!
July 28th, 2003 at 5:41 pm | Promoted
The question “What would Jesus drive?” is finally answered.
July 28th, 2003 at 5:48 pm | Promoted
Jed Clampit moves his family from Beverly Hills to Hawaii
July 28th, 2003 at 6:02 pm | Promoted
The sequel “Chitty Chitty Bang bang: In the hood!”,/b> sinks at the box office!
July 29th, 2003 at 1:47 am
“Watch out for that blue house. They got a sign that says BEWARE OF SHARK.”
July 29th, 2003 at 5:34 am
Test-driving the 2004 Chevy We’re-All-Gonna-Die
July 29th, 2003 at 5:37 am | Promoted
”... and will you knock it off with the damn Sex Pistols!? We don’t even have any rigging!”
July 29th, 2003 at 5:38 am | Promoted
We’re gonna need a stupider-looking boat.
July 29th, 2003 at 5:44 am | Promoted
Detail from Norman Rockwell’s “Last Voyage of the Spanky”
July 29th, 2003 at 9:07 am | Promoted
“Sure it’s slow, but you wouldn’t believe the mileage this thing gets.”
July 29th, 2003 at 2:31 pm | Promoted
and finally revealed to the american public is the top secret photo and the reason bush invaded and seized iraq, here is your weapon of mass destruction…
July 29th, 2003 at 5:07 pm | Promoted
Everyone here is a tool!
July 29th, 2003 at 5:58 pm | Promoted
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from a cuban port,
aboard this tiny truck.
The mate was a starving cabana boy,
the skipper, he dealt drugs.
Five passengers went driving that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The road turned into water,
the big ole truck was tossed.
If not for the cocaine and cuban cigars, the Chevy would be lost; the Chevy (or ford?) would be lost.
The truck never took ground on the shore of any Floridian Paradise,
with Cabana Boy, the Dealer too,
Joe Millionaire, has no Wife,
the Bearded Dude, the Dictator and the Klu Klux Klan,
here on George Bush’s Isle.
July 29th, 2003 at 5:59 pm
Kobe Bryant jumps bail and heads for Cuba.
July 29th, 2003 at 8:27 pm | Promoted
Jose! You idiot! You said this truck was “all terrain”!
July 30th, 2003 at 2:55 am
“I TOLD you the Coast Guard would spot us with the yellow tarp!”
July 30th, 2003 at 11:21 am | Promoted
2009: Elian Gonzalez gets his learner’s permit.
July 30th, 2003 at 11:23 am | Promoted
What would Magellan drive?
July 31st, 2003 at 1:27 am | Promoted
The world’s smallest ferry.
July 31st, 2003 at 9:58 pm
Guy in Red Cap: “Check out that Lara Croft babe on her jetski…damn!”
August 1st, 2003 at 2:30 am | Promoted
Ford executives now worry about their SUVs capsizing.
August 1st, 2003 at 2:31 am | Promoted
It says “ford”, doesn’t it? That’s what we’re doing.
August 1st, 2003 at 3:07 pm
It`s a hash tent ready to explode
August 2nd, 2003 at 1:12 am
Boat people? Who,us? nah never!
August 2nd, 2003 at 10:20 pm
... the cheapest way to travel. Thanks, travel.com!
August 2nd, 2003 at 11:54 pm | Promoted
Now let’s not go overboard about this trip.
August 3rd, 2003 at 3:49 pm
Dude, where’s my car! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 3rd, 2003 at 5:59 pm
well, Chewy, I was inspired by The Ninja Turtles. great kids, really…
August 3rd, 2003 at 9:12 pm
Hooray. No more flat tyres!!!
August 4th, 2003 at 12:24 am | Promoted
“Thank you for travelling Welfare Cruise Lines.”
August 4th, 2003 at 3:15 am
Maybe we should have taken a left at Albequrque
August 4th, 2003 at 9:28 am
“So FORD has finally found what its trucks are good for…...”
August 4th, 2003 at 2:18 pm
Must have rained.
August 4th, 2003 at 3:10 pm
It’s Mrs Esk and his Family on their
voyage from Havana to Miami to a life
of living off the government and begging
for hand outs!!
August 4th, 2003 at 5:24 pm | Promoted
Ok so who remembered the compass and map?
August 4th, 2003 at 6:05 pm | Promoted
The Cuban version of “The Perfect Storm” bombed at the box office.
August 4th, 2003 at 6:09 pm | Promoted
“Did you feel that? I think we just ran over a shark!”
August 5th, 2003 at 1:24 am
“Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
“Be quiet back there, or I’ll turn this thing around!”
August 5th, 2003 at 12:01 pm | Promoted
Forest Park, Ill Commisioner Theresa.A.Steinbach’s second home; Where she sings “Elian” blatantly & loudly.
August 5th, 2003 at 3:04 pm | Promoted
You can’t park here sir, these are handicapped waters.
August 6th, 2003 at 6:32 am | Promoted
Because the first Waterworld sucked at the box-office the producers decided to give Kevin a smaller budget for the sequal.
August 6th, 2003 at 7:35 am
So THAT’S where Saddam is hiding!
August 6th, 2003 at 12:29 pm | Promoted
The arab version of a Bond-car
August 7th, 2003 at 2:24 pm | Promoted
just one more payment and its all MINE!
August 7th, 2003 at 2:40 pm | Promoted
“Cuban Survivor: Rough Waters…this fall on CBS”
August 7th, 2003 at 2:49 pm
“This car brakes for Immigration Officers”
August 7th, 2003 at 4:57 pm
Survivor, Cuban Style——-18 Cuban nationalists, all ex-prisoners convicted of rape, murder and child abuse are sent to Miami as they try to blend in with all the other cuban ex-prisoners convicted rape, murder and child abuse.
August 7th, 2003 at 10:03 pm | Promoted
“Eduardo, this is the last time I let you choose the cruise line!”
August 8th, 2003 at 2:53 am | Promoted
“Enrique, you fool! The rockets were supposed to take us UP!”
August 10th, 2003 at 3:18 am | Promoted
Just like I say Jose, they pull us over just for being Cubans!
August 10th, 2003 at 3:22 am | Promoted
“I’m starting to think we missed our exit honey.”
August 10th, 2003 at 1:37 pm | Promoted
“Goddamn it Jose I swear, one more round of ‘row your boat’-!”
August 10th, 2003 at 8:38 pm | Promoted
Cuban Coast Guard gets new rescue vehicle!!!
August 11th, 2003 at 10:30 am | Promoted
I’ve already seen this episode on Junk Yard Wars!
August 11th, 2003 at 8:16 pm
we’re poor
August 11th, 2003 at 11:46 pm
i want to live in a new country. mine is ruled by a dictator, im risking my life to start a new one.
August 13th, 2003 at 4:06 pm | Promoted
Already way over budget, the crew of “Water World” looks to cut costs.
August 15th, 2003 at 3:04 am | Promoted
STOP SINGING THAT DAMNED “LIKE A ROCK” COMMERCIAL!
August 18th, 2003 at 3:46 pm
Humvee? No way man! ‘dis is the real Cheech & Chong “Gumbee”!
August 22nd, 2003 at 6:42 pm | Promoted
“Ok Juan we’re nearly there, hit the brakes!”
August 23rd, 2003 at 10:47 pm | Promoted
Hey,there’s a light on the dashboard reminding you to sign your will
August 27th, 2003 at 12:40 am | Promoted
See, I told you that puddle was deeper than it looked
August 27th, 2003 at 5:19 am
whoohoo. the first car with a built-in swimming pool.
August 27th, 2003 at 4:39 pm
Guy in WifeBeater “You just ran over a seal you moron”
August 31st, 2003 at 9:54 am
Guy with Megaphone: Hurry men! We must get to the next Queen concert! Guy with Life Jacket in front (whispering): Uh somebody IS going to tell him that they haven’t done any concerts for years now, right? Driver: Yeah, you… Life Jacket Guy: Shoot…
August 31st, 2003 at 6:19 pm | Promoted
Zamboni drivers suffered through the blackout last month…
September 6th, 2003 at 10:07 am | Promoted
”...dis way ve vil ‘ave our automobeele ven ve git to Amerika!”
September 7th, 2003 at 2:30 am
“Watch out, a deer!”
September 16th, 2003 at 1:58 am
When you said, “Let’s take it for a spin,” we didn’t think you were going to drive it through a hurricane!
September 27th, 2003 at 12:12 am
Bill Gates, take a look at OUR invention, then eat your heart out!
October 2nd, 2003 at 9:48 pm | Promoted
Coach class on the Royal Caribbean
October 2nd, 2003 at 11:52 pm | Promoted
The newest way to cross the border the truck boat with 200 horse power
October 3rd, 2003 at 3:29 am
Peasant Caribbean Cruise Lines.
October 7th, 2003 at 5:49 pm
Vice City’s answer to the sinking car problem.
October 16th, 2003 at 11:03 am
What are they thinking, that old truck will never pass DEQ emissions!
October 17th, 2003 at 2:37 pm
The people from Venice, Italy, got tired of driving boats everywhere.
October 17th, 2003 at 6:22 pm | Promoted
have you rowed a ford lately?
October 22nd, 2003 at 9:37 am
If ol Chris Columbus could see this he’d turn over in his grave.
October 25th, 2003 at 1:49 am
OK, 1 2 3 PUSH!
October 26th, 2003 at 11:20 am | Promoted
ladies and gentlemen….. here are your 2007 New York Yankees
November 23rd, 2003 at 6:59 am
cuba’s version of their navy seals and you thought they had nothing. you just never ever know
December 7th, 2003 at 3:05 pm
The day Mexico City flooded.
December 7th, 2003 at 3:09 pm
The real pirates of the Caribbean.
December 23rd, 2003 at 12:32 am
The newest way the Cubians get over the ocean to america
March 29th, 2004 at 2:12 pm | Promoted
Service engine soon? I wonder what that’s all about…
June 2nd, 2004 at 7:18 pm
ghetto cruise ship
July 1st, 2004 at 4:28 am
The terrorists could not afford a real LCAC, so they just used kimharj-sur-sudan’s mothers raft.
July 24th, 2004 at 6:19 am
Lada tries to get in the SUV game with it’s new model, the 2004 El Drowno.
October 27th, 2004 at 1:10 pm | Promoted
Luxury mexican cruises start at 1 peso OBO
October 29th, 2004 at 11:09 pm | Promoted
“We come from a dirty country.”
October 30th, 2005 at 6:56 pm
Jose and his family have found the ultimate solution to traffic jams