Chivalry, what’s chivalry?
Who says chivalry is dead?
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September 6th, 2003 at 10:00 am
The real secret to Hector’s foolproof “My wife lost 20 pounds in 3 hours” diet.
August 8th, 2003 at 2:48 am
Afraid of losing him, Jill worked very hard to support Jack’s marijuana habit.
August 7th, 2003 at 10:40 am
What the hell is she doing out of the kitchen?
August 5th, 2003 at 9:47 am
“Hurry up, woman, or we’ll be late for our couples therapy session.”
August 12th, 2003 at 5:24 am
In order to get the Fonz’ autograph, Irma decided to disguise herself as a shrub until the right moment came about.
August 6th, 2003 at 6:47 am
Superman and Wonder Woman — the bitter, trailer-trash years
August 6th, 2003 at 11:24 am
“Get out of the way, Gomez! I need to take Cousin Itt to the hospital right away!”
August 6th, 2003 at 8:40 am
He’s sucking down carcinogens and looking like a lazy ass, she’s exercising and getting sympathy. And he thinks he’s winning.
Why, no, this isn’t a metaphor for our time. Of course not. Nope nope nope.
August 6th, 2003 at 11:18 am
Despite his disgust, Milosc was still able to hide his repulsion about his wife’s big, hairy mole.
August 7th, 2003 at 9:29 pm
WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING THIS CIGARETTE WHILE I TAKE A PEE
August 6th, 2003 at 3:15 am
Brenda began to reconsider her feminist principles.
August 6th, 2003 at 7:14 am
MAN OF THE YEAR
August 5th, 2003 at 1:59 pm
“Heh, he looks all smug and shit with that cigarette NOW, but let’s see how he feels after the plastic explosives in this bushel detonate outside of his synagogue. HALLAH ALLAH HALLA!!!”
August 25th, 2003 at 7:14 am
Woman: Juan, why don’t you just BUY a pickup truck?
Man: My way’s cheaper.
August 6th, 2003 at 3:47 pm
thanks mom
August 8th, 2003 at 1:19 pm
look at her! She thinks she’s people!
September 18th, 2003 at 4:25 am
While she was carrying an enourmous bundle of grass, he decided to help her by smoking it.
August 6th, 2003 at 7:29 am
One day, on the way to the Jerry Springer show…………
August 11th, 2003 at 10:23 am
What a gentleman, makeing sure there’s no big rocks for her to trip on.
August 5th, 2003 at 10:31 am
Earlier that day Carlos had hypnotized his ex-girfriend to believe she was a cargo mule.
August 6th, 2003 at 6:45 am
Indeed, the second little pig was so lazy that he hired someone to build his house of sticks for him.
August 6th, 2003 at 12:10 pm
Just when you thought it was safe for a leisurely stroll…then…out of nowhere…it’s OSTRICH WOMAN!!!
August 7th, 2003 at 1:03 am
and they say woman are good for nothin…
August 9th, 2003 at 7:23 am
look at that big bush shes got!!!
August 22nd, 2003 at 6:41 pm
“Don’t worry, be happy mann…”
October 29th, 2004 at 11:23 pm
“You know, the word ‘faggot’ can mean a bundle of sticks and twigs. It’s not used very often these days, but I thought you might like to know anyway.”
“What word was that?”
“Faggot.”
“Sorry?”
“Faggot.”
“Faggot?”
“Yes, faggot.”
“Oh, OK. I’ll remember that one. Faggot…”
“Faggot.”
August 5th, 2003 at 8:47 pm
I’ll trade ten american women for one of them.
August 6th, 2003 at 3:01 am
Quien es mas macho?
August 7th, 2003 at 8:45 pm
“Ooh, sweetie, look at the peacock walking right behind you!”
August 10th, 2003 at 3:15 am
Honey, we’ve been over why! It’s not ME who has the nesting instinct…
October 2nd, 2003 at 8:48 am
lol… check the guy’s shadow!
November 23rd, 2003 at 6:55 am
If he huffs and puffs and blows this house down one more time I am leaving and I am never coming back!
October 30th, 2004 at 12:54 am
guy: damn, i think i broke a nail!
August 5th, 2003 at 4:05 pm
Ok…I get it, I carry the load while you roll it up & get loaded?!!
August 6th, 2003 at 6:46 am
“I cannot believe this toad cannot hear me sneaking up on him. Now, one good WHOMP to the top of the head, and….”
August 6th, 2003 at 6:33 pm
I’m a militant heterophobe like the Mike Burdick woman haters!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 7th, 2003 at 2:24 am
“What a country!”
August 7th, 2003 at 4:58 pm
My wife would walk a mile to catch up to me and ask me for a camel to smoke…
August 24th, 2003 at 1:07 am
Betty gave up trying to untangle her hair years ago.
August 24th, 2003 at 1:14 am
Rapunzel’s hairdresser promised amazing results from the new barn swallow treatment.
August 27th, 2003 at 7:55 pm
Why would I bother if the b*tch is willing to do it?!
August 29th, 2003 at 6:16 am
Okay! Okay! I’m SORRY I cut off your penis in your sleep last night! Can’t a girl get a break?!
August 31st, 2003 at 9:48 am
Girl (thinking): I wonder if this big bag of shrubs is heavy enough to kill him.
September 3rd, 2003 at 9:59 pm
sadly,the arabian Mentos commercial didn’t do as well as its American counterpart.
September 4th, 2003 at 2:53 pm
Man of the Year Contest (Link)
September 4th, 2003 at 2:54 pm
And the winner is…
September 4th, 2003 at 2:55 pm
We have a winner!
September 23rd, 2003 at 3:30 am
this woman seems to follow me wherever i go…..
September 27th, 2003 at 12:08 am
Man thinking: “I’m the one her mama warned her about!” Woman thinking: “So this is what mama meant when she warned me about him!”
October 2nd, 2003 at 9:46 pm
Hey come on, I got my hands full with this tasty cigarette!
October 2nd, 2003 at 11:33 pm
After his big buy at the slave market Marcos takes his sex slave for a little walk with all her things
October 7th, 2003 at 5:51 pm
sadly…It was not the cigarette that killed him.
October 17th, 2003 at 2:34 pm
Who ever said that all woman’s rights were secure?
October 28th, 2003 at 12:01 pm
“Whatever happened to the man doing all the labor!”
November 12th, 2003 at 4:43 pm
não é por nada mas is this happen in Portugal??
November 17th, 2003 at 3:10 am
“Hey, those things’ll kill ya, you know”
December 22nd, 2003 at 3:00 pm
Erma decides being an Ostrege for Holloween wasn’t the smartest thing she’d ever done!
October 30th, 2004 at 12:52 am
it is a quiet morning and joan has just finished shaveing her husbands back
April 23rd, 2004 at 8:03 pm
This is my last cigarette, bitch…when you get this bale of tobacco home, shred it and roll me a couple more cartons for tomorrow.
November 8th, 2004 at 8:45 pm
USA 2007
after the Supreme Court has rolled back women’s rights)
September 30th, 2005 at 7:58 am
And the female flaunts her nesting materials, trying to win the heart of the male during courtship.
October 8th, 2005 at 8:05 pm
Sweetie, do the women of your family ever worry about osteoperosis??
January 21st, 2006 at 2:39 pm
That’s good weed..I’m glad we bought it in bulk.
May 9th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
“Quick dear…the giant man-eating eagle will be back any seconds now looking for it’s nest.”
June 3rd, 2006 at 4:47 am
“honey can i get a little help?”
geez i would but this ciggarette is so damn heavy!
November 5th, 2006 at 7:14 pm
What are you bitchin about? I said I’d carry the money we made from the market back down the hill.
March 23rd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Hay! wait for me.
August 5th, 2003 at 9:01 pm
Sadam managed to sneak out of the Iraq by hiding in a bushel of sticks.
August 11th, 2003 at 5:31 pm
This cocksucking whore will eat my semen later.
August 12th, 2003 at 8:45 pm
Wench!!!
August 19th, 2003 at 3:14 am
Ok honey, you can put our bed down. This looks like a good spot.
August 5th, 2003 at 9:36 am
GO, BITCH, GO… AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!!!
August 5th, 2003 at 12:57 pm
you put your left foot in
you put your left foot out….
August 5th, 2003 at 1:44 pm
Ah… finally, a picture of the way things ought to be.
August 5th, 2003 at 4:51 pm
Wow, if I knew the circus was going to be this expensive, I would’ve but my camel to share with him my own personal triumps of hate and joy!!!?
August 27th, 2003 at 5:23 am
bet the bitch don’t even shaves her legs.
August 6th, 2003 at 7:27 am
Dr. Susan Weber bates the average urban gorilla with it’s favorite food and cave nesting materials.She’s doing a long term study on imbecility and has found the perfect animal.
August 5th, 2003 at 1:59 pm
boys are stupid throw rock at them!!!