Running of the Bulls
The moment you realize heals was not a wise shoe choice.
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August 24th, 2003 at 12:45 am
One look at video footage from Pablo’s “ass-cam” revealed the worst.
August 7th, 2003 at 12:55 pm
was it you who accused me of bullsh$%#ing?
August 14th, 2003 at 12:54 pm
And you thought your day was bad.
August 7th, 2003 at 1:05 am
It was at this moment when I realized “Extreme Photography” was not for me.
August 6th, 2003 at 7:05 pm
“Hello? Yes, I’d like to lodge a complaint, please. I’ve tried your product, and I do not feel smooth, silky, shapely, or sexy….”
October 20th, 2003 at 2:10 pm
I like my head on the picture, not the plaque.
August 6th, 2003 at 2:09 pm
thanks for the drawers asshole
August 6th, 2003 at 2:59 pm
That bull “taurus” a new one!
August 6th, 2003 at 3:42 pm
With Konica film everyone wants to be in the picture…
August 7th, 2003 at 7:45 pm
Sadly, Pablo was never seen again. His stained white drawers are all that is left of the 24-year-old Spaniard’s legacy…
August 9th, 2003 at 10:52 pm
Wow, that nice bull is returning my shirt to me.
August 6th, 2003 at 2:56 pm
Boxers or briefs?
August 7th, 2003 at 8:54 am
What’s the best underwear to wear when a bull attacks you? Depends.
August 7th, 2003 at 2:21 am
The first bull fast enough to capture a clean pair wins.
August 10th, 2003 at 6:21 pm
That was one serious wedgie!
October 2nd, 2003 at 9:43 pm
Honey I can’t see through the lens, I…oh wait I left the lens cap on, okay just a sec….
August 10th, 2003 at 5:00 am
“I dont think its such a good idea you bring your RED camera today” said the cameramans friend, minutes before the running.
August 7th, 2003 at 4:02 pm
Okay, who opened a malt liquor?
August 8th, 2003 at 1:02 pm
Hey,… I said MOOOOOO-ve!!!!!
(couldn’t resist)
August 8th, 2003 at 2:54 pm
Only you can prevent bull fights.
August 8th, 2003 at 2:03 pm
Have you had your V8 today???
August 11th, 2003 at 9:57 pm
HOLEY COW CAPOW!
August 14th, 2003 at 7:34 am
Looks like a penis, just smaller.
August 16th, 2003 at 11:32 pm
Bull smells cousin cooking, charges at barbeque.
August 21st, 2003 at 11:49 pm
0WNED!!!
August 7th, 2003 at 2:17 am
On Wall Street today, the trading turned from bullish to a bare market…
August 7th, 2003 at 5:01 pm
HEY>..if you look up on the second floor on the right thats ME….I’m WAVING….SEE MEEEEE??
August 7th, 2003 at 7:32 pm
I think he’s gunna fart.
August 9th, 2003 at 5:31 pm
HEY MA i’mon tv.
August 10th, 2003 at 3:11 am
Only a fortuitously placed marble saved Carl’s life
August 16th, 2003 at 10:31 am
Buuull Runnings.
August 24th, 2003 at 1:00 am
Ferdinand didn’t pay the blackmailer, so now we get to see him stoned at a street party with an “unknown friend’s” undies on his head.
August 28th, 2003 at 12:34 am
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
September 12th, 2003 at 6:12 pm
Hmmm. I could go for a milkshake right about now..
September 21st, 2003 at 11:51 am
“Hey,do i have somthing in my nose?”
October 24th, 2003 at 6:52 pm
Sup?
November 25th, 2003 at 7:37 am
Danger, danger, Brown Alert
April 23rd, 2004 at 9:07 am
EBAY
For Sale: Digital Camera
A friend of mine told me to sell his camera, he could not do it him self because he had an accident in Spain, which has put him in the hospital.
It’s a very good camera, and to proof that i’ll attach the last picture taken with it.
July 6th, 2004 at 6:15 am
Bull: Here’s a tissue to wipe your ass!!
October 27th, 2004 at 1:00 pm
These red cameras aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
June 27th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Wait till they get their Hanes on you.
August 7th, 2003 at 10:37 am
Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!!
August 6th, 2003 at 1:16 pm
“because men are extremely stupid”that’s why!
August 6th, 2003 at 12:14 pm
Sean Penn dresses up as a bull…attacks cameraman. Film at eleven.
August 6th, 2003 at 1:48 pm
Hello Viewers!!!
August 6th, 2003 at 3:03 pm
“Do you want fries with that?”
August 6th, 2003 at 3:58 pm
When drunk bulls attack little midget villages… next on FOX!
August 7th, 2003 at 4:56 am
Roll, Rover, Roll!
August 7th, 2003 at 1:56 pm
Francisco had passed out drunk earlier that day until he suddenly awoke to a loud noise and opened his eyes.
August 7th, 2003 at 9:25 pm
ARE THESE YOURS
August 7th, 2003 at 9:27 pm
COME OUT FROM UNDER THERE YOU WIMP,COS I’M GONNA DO TO YOU WHAT I DID TO THEM COW’S YESTERDAY
August 7th, 2003 at 10:47 pm
The view from Bugs Bunny.
August 8th, 2003 at 2:40 am
The bull’s prize was so heavy with brown fear that he lost his balance and fell over.
August 10th, 2003 at 5:02 am
“Wow, is that a fish eye lense on this canon GL2??” Thought the world smartest bull.
August 11th, 2003 at 11:10 am
For Whom the Bull Tolled.
August 12th, 2003 at 8:53 pm
We all can’t get enough of Pepe the local breakdancing bull
August 14th, 2003 at 12:32 am
Russell Crowe sees a papparazi.
August 14th, 2003 at 12:57 pm
Tag! your it.
August 18th, 2003 at 8:17 am
Run, Forrest, Run?
August 18th, 2003 at 4:42 pm
Schlitz! Baby!
August 19th, 2003 at 12:09 am
A missing scene from “Bully for Bugs”, where matador Bugs Bunny tricks the bull by tossing him underpants filled with anvils.
August 22nd, 2003 at 9:16 am
never piss the guy next door off!
August 27th, 2003 at 5:27 am
‘WAASSUUUUUUUUP?!’
August 27th, 2003 at 7:47 pm
Think your consitpated now? JUST WAIT!!!
August 31st, 2003 at 9:44 am
Want to be able to tell if someone is suicidal? Easy find anyone who’d honestly love to be on the receiving end of this bull.
September 2nd, 2003 at 11:25 pm
Oh…..shit……
September 7th, 2003 at 7:14 pm
After startling the bull with his camera, the mouse ran
September 10th, 2003 at 7:01 am
fastfood
September 23rd, 2003 at 3:34 am
now i’ll have you on MY plate…….
September 27th, 2003 at 12:00 am
NO! This is NOT a “Merrill Lynch” commercial you idiot!
October 1st, 2003 at 8:01 am
Alls fair - after all, when the Running of the Bulls is done - ‘you guys’ will be skinning ‘me’.
October 2nd, 2003 at 11:31 pm
After gorging a fat man the bulls prized under wear it had now retained on its horn changed the name to”Running of the bull with the briefs
October 7th, 2003 at 9:10 am
give me a sMOOtch
October 21st, 2003 at 5:54 pm
Notice the wonderful grain free prints…
October 15th, 2003 at 12:34 pm
Hey! That’s not really a raging bull! It’s old man Withers who runs the haunted guest house!
October 17th, 2003 at 2:42 pm
Shortly after, the cameraman was pronounced dead.
October 17th, 2003 at 2:45 pm
The sequel to If You Give A Moose A Pancake:If You Give A Bull Some Beer.
October 17th, 2003 at 2:47 pm
CAMERAMAN: I must be seeing things. This is bullsh@#%.
October 28th, 2003 at 11:56 am
“What did you say about my butt?”
November 2nd, 2003 at 12:42 pm
Digital camera for sale…
November 5th, 2003 at 4:56 pm
Just before impact, Mike experienced a moment of zen just before his ying was permantly indroduced to his yang.
November 13th, 2003 at 12:49 pm
honk!
November 16th, 2003 at 8:07 am
Left a bit…
Right a bit…
Bingo!
November 23rd, 2003 at 6:56 am
who was it that used the mop and glow on the concrete. making me look bad
December 3rd, 2003 at 11:26 am
Come here you sexy beast
December 3rd, 2003 at 11:28 am
Horny bastard
October 30th, 2004 at 12:57 am
its okay to grab life by the horns JUST DONT USE YOUR ASS!
June 22nd, 2005 at 8:59 am
Well can you see me yet????
July 1st, 2005 at 2:20 am
Hey mom–We’re gonna have a great time!!! Hopefully see you soon
November 5th, 2005 at 2:56 am
The latest rap sensation poses for the camera
November 5th, 2005 at 2:58 am
“Oh man, I’ve got something in my teeth.”
December 4th, 2005 at 5:45 pm
Umm… What the hell?
January 21st, 2006 at 6:07 pm
I said blow my nose, not my horn.
August 20th, 2006 at 6:20 am
Hey what’s that funny looking thing rocky?
November 19th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
well his life better be flashing in front of his eyes pretty quick cos i dont think hes got long!
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:27 am
Spanish police’s new crowd control tactics branded “immoral” by the U.N
January 26th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Tonight!, with trevor mcdonald
August 6th, 2003 at 6:31 pm
I had a romp with Darrell Issa!!!!!
August 6th, 2003 at 7:09 pm
“Hey camera man, this free horn is for your tighty-whitey’s if you don’t record me from my good side!”
August 10th, 2003 at 1:44 pm
Camerman: OH SH*T!!
August 11th, 2003 at 10:29 am
This was the view of the drunk guy right before he started making out with the bull.
August 11th, 2003 at 11:04 pm
Too much bull, not enough running.
August 11th, 2003 at 5:33 pm
This bull is a faggot sodomite.
August 11th, 2003 at 11:37 pm
thats a shit photo
August 6th, 2003 at 12:26 pm
A picture of Martin the bull, being brought down for stealing the presidents underwear.
August 7th, 2003 at 5:53 pm
Bullshit!
August 11th, 2003 at 6:21 pm
up next, When Presidents Attack! here on Fox