The rodent says “Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill accepts money from the 21st Century Vote, A political group that makes street gangs a legitimate force”.
Stop the Daley-Calderone-Serpico racism, Support the Steinbach-Shabazz-Savage-Sharpton-Ayers-Dohrn-Fo-Popelka-Travis Revelution!!!!!!!!!, Let’s take over the motha f*ckin’ village of Forest Park, Ill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Mousefeld on stage: ”...and can someone explain why it’s called Swiss Cheese? What’s with all those holes? You can’t eat them. You could try to, but how would you know if you actually did? It’s still a hole.
White males of the world, we must unite and destroy this evil infestation of blackness into our world. No more shall the wickedness of the African rodent plague our families, rape our daughters and decimate what is right about music. Hail the white race!
Join the Theresa.A.Steinbach-Anthony Travis-Malik Shabazz-James.O.Bishop-Paulie Esparza-Lorraine Popelka-Bill Ayers-Bernadine Dohrn-21st Century Vote Political Overthrow of the Racist Calderone-Serpico White Honky Trash Mo Fo Shyt of Daley-Vrdolyak-Reaganite Racism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
what is the deal with circumcision they do it to young i think you should have a choice in the matter they never ask u if you want it or not they just take it….if they keep this up im gonna go postal… we are gonna take over
Theresa.A.Steinbach hates the white racist zionist Calderone-Serpico MAFIA shyt, She turns to Katie Grate & The New MOVE-Black Panther alliance to overthrow them!!!!!.
Wait a minute!!!!!!, It’s not Katie Grate, IT’S THAT TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER-CRIMINAL CODDLER CALLED THE WATCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, And he LOVES THE CRIMINAL ELEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, And wants to overthrow the government of Forest Park, Ill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Hi,my name is Sam Im a recovering wheeler. Ive been off the wheel for a year and ive been doing much better. I used to live my life around that wheel. “Sob” You know you to can seek help and make a better life for yourself. Thank You.
Theresa.A.Steinbach salutes “The Magnificent 13” with Anthony Travis, The Watcher (B.Lich), Lorraine “Don’t Let The Flag In Front Of My House Fool You” Popelka, Steven Backman, Paulie Esparza, James.O. “I Hate White People” Bishop, Greg Kolinek, etc.
I forgot to add, Ifleecem attorney against the FP Police Jeanine.L.Stevens, Who also favors in all probability “The Magnificent 13”, And the Al-Muhajiroun.
Also the carpetbagger JF, Who lives in Forest Park, Yet a govt.official in the ritzy town to the north, Also seems to be a card-carrying member covert of “The Magnificent 13”.
Winterrose027, Don’t ask, Don’t tell Marine butch dyke commits cunningulus with Jenna Bush, Katherine Harris, Ann Coulter feriociously & Has a penis like Chris Jansing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
NANAHEAR: PROFESSIONAL STRENGTH CUNNINGULUS QUEEN of Monica Lewinsky, Katherine Harris, Ann Coulter, Phyllis Schafly, Ginny Brown-White, Barbara Lee, etc.
Ralph Ovadal wiggles his thang in front of little boys to Deliverance’s “Duelling Banjos” & Is a SHAMELESS CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL, Even if he denies it & preaches against it. He crunches hard dicks like pickles, With cheese on top, A typical Terry Dolan-Style hypocrite-in-fashion & A PRIMO Father F*cker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
The male hick uranian telemarker on the SBC commercial ardently commits fellatio to judges West & Cunningham, And receives Cleveland Steamers from them
After moving to have all the money in the state moved into buying a large mound of cheese the California legislature fell through and the mice ate like kings
After moving to have all the money in the state moved into buying a large mound of cheese the California legislature fell through and the mice ate like kings
I’m tellin you I get no respect. One time this asshole came up to me and was tryin’ to start some shit and his buddy came up behind me and shoved me right into him…
Animal rights activists and vivisectionists the length and breadth of England were truly saddened at the sickening sights of “Loctite’s all new improved superglue” testing programme…
August 11th, 2003 at 3:51 pm | Promoted
curled lip “Wellaa, since my baby left me….”
August 11th, 2003 at 4:05 pm | Promoted
you go girl
August 11th, 2003 at 4:23 pm | Promoted
“American Idol” finally hits rock bottom.
August 11th, 2003 at 4:48 pm | Promoted
For years after the Chipmunks broke up, Alvin tried with no success for a hit single.
August 11th, 2003 at 4:55 pm | Promoted
a new and irrational attempt to boost fame academy’s ratings
August 11th, 2003 at 7:24 pm | Promoted
The rodent says “Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill accepts money from the 21st Century Vote, A political group that makes street gangs a legitimate force”.
August 11th, 2003 at 8:51 pm | Promoted
“Yes! Yes! I did it! I ATE MY YOUNG! And I’m glad, I tell you! GLAD! Ah-ha-ha-ha-haahaha-ha-hahaahaa-haaa….”
August 11th, 2003 at 8:52 pm | Promoted
”... and, so, I announce my candidacy as Governor of the Great State of California!”
August 11th, 2003 at 8:54 pm | Promoted
The only difficulty is finding a teeny tiny video monitor for the karaoke.
August 11th, 2003 at 9:04 pm | Promoted
Stuart Little Richard
August 11th, 2003 at 9:08 pm | Promoted
5-Cent, the rodent rapper, hits the stage!
August 11th, 2003 at 10:44 pm | Promoted
“I’m telling you, I get no respect…”
August 11th, 2003 at 11:09 pm | Promoted
Nibble nibble nibble
August 11th, 2003 at 11:14 pm | Promoted
Gerbil: $8
Cage, supplies for 4 months: $135.37
Tiny replica microphone: $7.99
Finally getting, after all those years, that picture you’ve always dreamed of: Pathetic.
August 11th, 2003 at 11:33 pm | Promoted
i can see the nut, its not even real.
August 12th, 2003 at 1:06 am | Promoted
Attention, people of Earth! I, the Brain, am your new lead— Dammit, Pinky, you didn’t connect it again…
August 12th, 2003 at 1:10 am | Promoted
It was a gamble, but casting Hamtaro in “The Joe Cocker Story” made it a big hit.
August 12th, 2003 at 5:36 am | Promoted
All the hamhams in da house say yeaaahhhh!!!
August 12th, 2003 at 5:48 am | Promoted
Laugh if you will, he sounds better than the Mouseketeers…
August 12th, 2003 at 5:53 am | Promoted
pity george doesn’t have any friends to tell him the microphone cable has been chewed off…
August 12th, 2003 at 9:26 am | Promoted
“I have called this press conferance to finally air the truth about me and Richard Gere.”
August 12th, 2003 at 3:25 pm | Promoted
“I’d like to thank mom and dad,who always believed i could do anything”
August 12th, 2003 at 5:01 pm | Promoted
holla if u swalla for a dolla
August 12th, 2003 at 8:48 pm | Promoted
Although complex the electro mouse-a-cuter works again -
curious little fuks aint they-August 12th, 2003 at 11:47 pm | Promoted
Hey look its rappen ronen rodent
August 13th, 2003 at 11:40 am | Promoted
Elvis Prestley in a former life.
August 13th, 2003 at 7:11 pm | Promoted
F**k the labs.
August 13th, 2003 at 8:26 pm | Promoted
“Ben, the two of us need look no more…”
August 14th, 2003 at 12:25 am | Promoted
Welcome to the gerbel house rock?
August 14th, 2003 at 12:26 am | Promoted
o/~ I ain’t nothin’ but a groundhog… o/~
August 14th, 2003 at 12:30 am | Promoted
Put your paws in tha air. Wave ‘em like you just don’t care.
August 14th, 2003 at 12:41 am | Promoted
Vegas is running out of good ideas.
August 14th, 2003 at 1:22 am | Promoted
Reality shows were struggling to keep ratings up and in an act of desperation put out the ultimate of all talent shows! American Rodent!
August 14th, 2003 at 2:35 am | Promoted
i gut the power!!!
August 14th, 2003 at 7:31 am | Promoted
I shot the sheriff…
August 14th, 2003 at 3:55 pm | Promoted
Theresa.A.Steinbach-Al Sharpton: The Dream Team!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 14th, 2003 at 3:59 pm | Promoted
Stop the Daley-Calderone-Serpico racism, Support the Steinbach-Shabazz-Savage-Sharpton-Ayers-Dohrn-Fo-Popelka-Travis Revelution!!!!!!!!!, Let’s take over the motha f*ckin’ village of Forest Park, Ill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 15th, 2003 at 2:01 am | Promoted
Hey, look, guys! I made this microphone into a BONG!!!
August 15th, 2003 at 3:19 am | Promoted
“So where do you light it?”
August 15th, 2003 at 3:25 am | Promoted
“Where do you light it?”
August 15th, 2003 at 10:17 am | Promoted
Fluuuuuuuuffyyyyy….I AM your father.
August 16th, 2003 at 3:35 am | Promoted
Why can’t you guys get the squeeks out of the sound system?
August 16th, 2003 at 2:09 pm | Promoted
I’ve got the bluuuuuuuuuues
August 16th, 2003 at 3:46 pm | Promoted
Hi, my name is Algernon and I’m a Cheddarholic. It’s been 3 weeks since I’ve had cheese…
August 16th, 2003 at 8:10 pm | Promoted
“snoozer, Penelope, Panda, Howdy, Oxnard, Bijou, & Boss let’s go!”
August 17th, 2003 at 12:07 am | Promoted
Gladys was never put in charge of the Ladies Club’s entertainment again after Chip & Dale incident.
August 17th, 2003 at 7:31 pm | Promoted
Oh No …. Another animal clip for that wide-mouthed plank on The World’s Funniest Animals’ to get all excited over…
August 18th, 2003 at 12:52 am | Promoted
“You ain’t nothin’ but a hamster, cryin’ all the time!”
August 18th, 2003 at 1:20 am | Promoted
at least he’s better than William Shattner
August 18th, 2003 at 10:32 am | Promoted
Mousefeld on stage: ”...and can someone explain why it’s called Swiss Cheese? What’s with all those holes? You can’t eat them. You could try to, but how would you know if you actually did? It’s still a hole.
August 18th, 2003 at 3:38 pm | Promoted
Will someone please get the janitor to put some toilet paper backstage? I’m getting really tired of dragging my butt across the carpet!
August 18th, 2003 at 4:37 pm | Promoted
“Down with science, Up with nuts!” oh sorry, did that sound gay?”
August 18th, 2003 at 4:46 pm | Promoted
White males of the world, we must unite and destroy this evil infestation of blackness into our world. No more shall the wickedness of the African rodent plague our families, rape our daughters and decimate what is right about music. Hail the white race!
August 18th, 2003 at 5:15 pm | Promoted
“Thank you. Thank you very much!”
August 18th, 2003 at 8:29 pm | Promoted
“Will the REAL Slim Shady please stand up?”
August 18th, 2003 at 8:33 pm | Promoted
“Testing, testing… testing 1, 2, 3…”
August 18th, 2003 at 8:43 pm | Promoted
“going once.. going twice, sold to the lady in the front row!!!”
August 18th, 2003 at 11:59 pm | Promoted
“Sure, his act is lousy,” said the manager, “but he works for peanuts.”
August 19th, 2003 at 1:55 am | Promoted
tina i am carrying your child
August 20th, 2003 at 3:43 pm | Promoted
Join the Theresa.A.Steinbach-Anthony Travis-Malik Shabazz-James.O.Bishop-Paulie Esparza-Lorraine Popelka-Bill Ayers-Bernadine Dohrn-21st Century Vote Political Overthrow of the Racist Calderone-Serpico White Honky Trash Mo Fo Shyt of Daley-Vrdolyak-Reaganite Racism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 20th, 2003 at 6:34 pm | Promoted
what is the deal with circumcision they do it to young i think you should have a choice in the matter they never ask u if you want it or not they just take it….if they keep this up im gonna go postal… we are gonna take over
August 22nd, 2003 at 1:08 am | Promoted
Theresa.A.Steinbach hates the white racist zionist Calderone-Serpico MAFIA shyt, She turns to Katie Grate & The New MOVE-Black Panther alliance to overthrow them!!!!!.
August 22nd, 2003 at 9:13 am | Promoted
yep(hic-up)im the drunk bitch who through my pantys on stage!(hic-up) ...............>bang!...ummmm i think shes dead!
August 22nd, 2003 at 6:35 pm | Promoted
“Elvis has left the building…”
August 22nd, 2003 at 11:19 pm | Promoted
Wait a minute!!!!!!, It’s not Katie Grate, IT’S THAT TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER-CRIMINAL CODDLER CALLED THE WATCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, And he LOVES THE CRIMINAL ELEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, And wants to overthrow the government of Forest Park, Ill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 23rd, 2003 at 12:32 am | Promoted
u want entertainment? i’ll give u entertainment
August 23rd, 2003 at 6:51 pm | Promoted
Yet another celebrity bigger than Pauly Shore and Mario Lopez.
August 23rd, 2003 at 6:56 pm | Promoted
After grabbing the mic and saying “I love you” to all the stray cats in the animal shelter, It was assumed that Nibbles had too much to drink.
August 23rd, 2003 at 6:59 pm | Promoted
American Idol contestant “Nibbles” rendition of a Cat Stevens song didnt impress Judge Simon Cowell.
August 25th, 2003 at 12:01 am | Promoted
I’M THERESA.A.STEINBACH, AND I HATE MY WHITE HONKY TRASH RACE, I WISH I WAS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 26th, 2003 at 3:47 pm | Promoted
“WE’RE GOING STREAKING!!!!”
August 26th, 2003 at 4:04 pm | Promoted
so you don’t get angry again, here is hamtaro with some important information about captionmachine.
Hamtaro : “CAPTIONMACHINE IS BROKEN!! PLEASE WAIT THREE MORE MONTHS UNTIL WE GET OFF OUR ASSES TO MAKE A STUPID UPDATE:
August 26th, 2003 at 7:29 pm | Promoted
I’m just a love machine, nobody gets as many gerbals as me!
August 27th, 2003 at 5:29 am | Promoted
hamtaro got sick of little girls and starts humping microphones. sad.
August 27th, 2003 at 4:47 pm | Promoted
” i rather not show you where little timmy touched me your honor”
August 27th, 2003 at 7:54 pm | Promoted
...i’m still jenny from the block…
August 28th, 2003 at 8:35 am | Promoted
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
August 28th, 2003 at 11:41 am | Promoted
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill politics wants to ban Christmas!!!!!!!!!!, But not May Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
August 29th, 2003 at 6:11 am | Promoted
And so, after escaping the gay man’s ass, Lemmiwinks traveled the country, giving seminars and the dangers of rectalcide
August 29th, 2003 at 8:16 am | Promoted
I did not, i repeat, did not, have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.
August 29th, 2003 at 11:29 pm | Promoted
Listen up! I know where to find Osama, Saddam and the Weapons of Mass Destruction!
August 30th, 2003 at 7:21 am | Promoted
please,please take me out and put in a new photo!
August 30th, 2003 at 7:33 pm | Promoted
I lover you Richard Geer… come back to me my love…
August 31st, 2003 at 9:40 am | Promoted
Hamtaro: The Live Action Movie
September 1st, 2003 at 5:18 am | Promoted
‘Finished with my woman ‘cos she couldn’t help me with my mind….’
September 1st, 2003 at 1:47 pm | Promoted
So a gerbil ,hamster and chip munk walk into a bar….
September 1st, 2003 at 8:03 pm | Promoted
Hi,my name is Sam Im a recovering wheeler. Ive been off the wheel for a year and ive been doing much better. I used to live my life around that wheel. “Sob” You know you to can seek help and make a better life for yourself. Thank You.
September 2nd, 2003 at 6:16 pm | Promoted
Michael Jackson’s cosmetic surgery has really gotten out of hand!
September 3rd, 2003 at 2:06 am | Promoted
you never close you eyes anymore…..
when i kiss you lips….
youve lost that loving feeling
September 3rd, 2003 at 10:09 am | Promoted
Theresa.A.Steinbach salutes “The Magnificent 13” with Anthony Travis, The Watcher (B.Lich), Lorraine “Don’t Let The Flag In Front Of My House Fool You” Popelka, Steven Backman, Paulie Esparza, James.O. “I Hate White People” Bishop, Greg Kolinek, etc.
September 3rd, 2003 at 10:16 am | Promoted
I forgot to add, Ifleecem attorney against the FP Police Jeanine.L.Stevens, Who also favors in all probability “The Magnificent 13”, And the Al-Muhajiroun.
September 3rd, 2003 at 9:54 pm | Promoted
Harry,a masturbation addict, speaks out.
September 4th, 2003 at 12:08 pm | Promoted
Also the carpetbagger JF, Who lives in Forest Park, Yet a govt.official in the ritzy town to the north, Also seems to be a card-carrying member covert of “The Magnificent 13”.
September 4th, 2003 at 4:07 pm | Promoted
After seeing the Phonics monkey playing the drums on South Park, this gerbil though he could form a band.
September 4th, 2003 at 4:21 pm | Promoted
Thank you, I’ll be here forever. Be sure to tip your waitress.
September 7th, 2003 at 7:12 pm | Promoted
Oh shit, we forgot to plug in the mic
September 11th, 2003 at 3:33 pm | Promoted
Winterrose027, Don’t ask, Don’t tell Marine butch dyke commits cunningulus with Jenna Bush, Katherine Harris, Ann Coulter feriociously & Has a penis like Chris Jansing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
September 12th, 2003 at 12:35 pm | Promoted
NANAHEAR: PROFESSIONAL STRENGTH CUNNINGULUS QUEEN of Monica Lewinsky, Katherine Harris, Ann Coulter, Phyllis Schafly, Ginny Brown-White, Barbara Lee, etc.
September 12th, 2003 at 6:20 pm | Promoted
Ron Jeremy’s hamster.
September 12th, 2003 at 8:20 pm | Promoted
Ralph Ovadal wiggles his thang in front of little boys to Deliverance’s “Duelling Banjos” & Is a SHAMELESS CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL, Even if he denies it & preaches against it. He crunches hard dicks like pickles, With cheese on top, A typical Terry Dolan-Style hypocrite-in-fashion & A PRIMO Father F*cker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
September 12th, 2003 at 8:35 pm | Promoted
Ralph Ovadal loved it & Denies it publically, A homosexual male couple kissing.
September 14th, 2003 at 5:47 pm | Promoted
Paul Coughlin molests little boys.
September 14th, 2003 at 5:49 pm | Promoted
Ralph Ovadal gets showers on his bald head from the bearded NAMBLA man in the hunting cap & Log Cabin boy Mark Belling.
September 14th, 2003 at 5:51 pm | Promoted
And Cleveland Steamers,Too!!!!!! & They make eggs Ralph Ovadal-Style, On the glass table!!!!!!!!!!!.
September 15th, 2003 at 2:34 am | Promoted
The researchers were told to train a hamster to do a maze in grace…
September 15th, 2003 at 12:42 pm | Promoted
Here you in the front row, show me your tits
September 21st, 2003 at 11:57 am | Promoted
“lonly i am so lonly….i am a humster a lonly…......”
September 21st, 2003 at 2:18 pm | Promoted
The next big popstar…..
Brittney Spears, the hamster!
September 21st, 2003 at 6:12 pm | Promoted
You are my sunshine my only sunshine!
September 21st, 2003 at 6:20 pm | Promoted
Testing 1 2 3 am i on? ok! I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juke box baby
I love rock and roll so come and take the time and dance with me
ow!
September 23rd, 2003 at 3:23 am | Promoted
what are you looking at! you never saw a hamster with amic in his hand?!
September 26th, 2003 at 11:56 pm | Promoted
C’mon! I dare ya to throw that rotten tomato at me! I’ll have this mic down your throat so fast, it’ll make your head spin!
September 28th, 2003 at 8:50 am | Promoted
Hit me baby one more time!
September 28th, 2003 at 12:43 pm | Promoted
Bernie W.B. of ebay loves stalking after little boys.
September 29th, 2003 at 2:59 pm | Promoted
The male hick uranian telemarker on the SBC commercial ardently commits fellatio to judges West & Cunningham, And receives Cleveland Steamers from them
September 29th, 2003 at 3:05 pm | Promoted
Theresa.A.Steinbach of Forest Park, Ill politics seconds Osama Bin Laden’s servant’s message against America, Of whom wants to get rid of the Islams.
September 30th, 2003 at 2:37 pm | Promoted
“and tonight matthew I’m going to be …........”
October 1st, 2003 at 1:35 pm | Promoted
Telemarketing asswipe Searcy sucks the Universal Telemarketer from the SBC Commercial’s long juicy dck.
October 2nd, 2003 at 8:03 am | Promoted
... and here’s my Cagney impression… “You dirty rat….”
October 2nd, 2003 at 2:26 pm | Promoted
ladies and gentleman, i’d like to introduce you the extraordinary sensation …
October 2nd, 2003 at 2:30 pm | Promoted
ladies and gentlemen, i’d like to introduce you the extraordinary sensation…
October 2nd, 2003 at 2:31 pm | Promoted
ladies and gentlemen, i would like to introduce you the extraordinary sensation…
October 2nd, 2003 at 11:29 pm | Promoted
After moving to have all the money in the state moved into buying a large mound of cheese the California legislature fell through and the mice ate like kings
October 2nd, 2003 at 11:29 pm | Promoted
After moving to have all the money in the state moved into buying a large mound of cheese the California legislature fell through and the mice ate like kings
October 3rd, 2003 at 1:42 am | Promoted
face the world with daring and dashing as I am facing now. Remember fear is end with your’s death
October 3rd, 2003 at 1:44 am | Promoted
Face the world with daring and dashing act as I am facing now in front of all. Remember fear is end with your’s death
October 7th, 2003 at 9:06 am | Promoted
I’m tired of animal planet always sticking microphones down my throat, that i finnaly decided to speak out. ARE YOU WITH ME???
October 10th, 2003 at 2:18 am | Promoted
thank god im a country boy
by hamtaro
October 15th, 2003 at 3:43 am | Promoted
May I have your attention, Please? Will the owner of a blue chevy pickup please move your vehicle? It’s blocking our rathole to the kitchen.
October 16th, 2003 at 1:20 pm | Promoted
Pet shop boys
October 16th, 2003 at 2:17 pm | Promoted
Hamtaro got tired of the show biz and tried out singing.
October 16th, 2003 at 2:21 pm | Promoted
Bin Laden tried a new method of expressing world dominaton, but it failed miserably.
October 20th, 2003 at 12:09 am | Promoted
“One time at band camp…”
October 21st, 2003 at 5:53 pm | Promoted
“Thank you ladies..hic.. and gents…hic.. you beeen a wonderful…”
“Get off the stage you bum”
October 21st, 2003 at 9:23 pm | Promoted
It’s nice to finally get out of Clay Aiken’s ass
October 22nd, 2003 at 9:59 am | Promoted
Come on- just because I’m blind doesn’t mean I can’t sing like Ray Chas and I thought there were supposed to be 3 blind mice with thier tails cut off.
October 28th, 2003 at 9:58 am | Promoted
Not only do they dance but they can sing as well.
October 30th, 2003 at 4:40 am | Promoted
I tried to be a stand up comedian but people keep laughing at me
November 8th, 2003 at 2:25 pm | Promoted
aqui esta tu retrato pinche bob esponja
atte la pepy
November 12th, 2003 at 6:31 pm | Promoted
” im to sexy for my furr…”
November 27th, 2003 at 9:00 pm | Promoted
I’d just (sob) like (sniffle) to thank …...(pause) God! I love you.
November 30th, 2003 at 9:31 am | Promoted
“Michael, it’s just two of us, need look no more!”
December 4th, 2003 at 8:10 am | Promoted
czesc czesc
December 5th, 2003 at 10:30 pm | Promoted
I’m tellin you I get no respect. One time this asshole came up to me and was tryin’ to start some shit and his buddy came up behind me and shoved me right into him…
December 6th, 2003 at 7:28 pm | Promoted
Animal rights activists and vivisectionists the length and breadth of England were truly saddened at the sickening sights of “Loctite’s all new improved superglue” testing programme…
December 14th, 2003 at 12:57 pm | Promoted
Stuart Little accepts his Oscar.
January 21st, 2004 at 1:15 am | Promoted
hey richie
January 29th, 2004 at 6:26 am | Promoted
I did not habe Sexual Relations with that Asshole….no those are not poopie stains on my Furrr…......
April 13th, 2004 at 7:50 am | Promoted
Pinky: And now we present the overlord of the world – Brain!
April 14th, 2004 at 8:41 am | Promoted
hammy the hamster showing off
May 19th, 2004 at 4:36 pm | Promoted
michael jackson in his “monkey” suit
June 17th, 2004 at 9:02 am | Promoted
Standup
sacramento
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 15th, 2004 at 12:18 am | Promoted
I just fly in from Jersey and boy are my arms tired..
August 25th, 2004 at 8:05 am | Promoted
“I’ve got a fever…and the only cure is more catbell”
October 30th, 2004 at 1:03 am | Promoted
omg darrel…you left the liquer cabnit open
November 21st, 2004 at 1:45 pm | Promoted
It’s Kariokie Time!
December 1st, 2004 at 10:12 pm | Promoted
“Shrew are so beautiful to meeeee”
March 14th, 2007 at 9:52 am
These products were not tested on humans.
March 14th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Tom outs Jerry at a mouseketeer reunion.