2 for 1
Must have been 2 for one ladies night.
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September 23rd, 2003 at 12:39 am | Promoted
Although unorthodox, Fritz’s solution to nagging back-seat-drivers was effective
September 23rd, 2003 at 3:38 am | Promoted
so whatchu saying Gretha, you think he’ll let us eat tonight?
September 23rd, 2003 at 5:20 am | Promoted
Lured into the cage by Ragu rich n’ meaty sauce, the poor old ladies never knew what the meat sauce was REALLY made of… but they were sure to find out
September 23rd, 2003 at 6:58 am | Promoted
Recruiting for Hooters Moskva
September 23rd, 2003 at 7:01 am | Promoted
The Next Step in Dubya’s Privatization of Social Security
September 23rd, 2003 at 9:33 am | Promoted
“That’s too bad, somebody threw out two perfectly good old hags.”
September 23rd, 2003 at 10:01 am | Promoted
... yet they still wear the dolmio grin
September 23rd, 2003 at 10:05 am
“What I tell you about mixing vodka and borst. pull my finger!eyeeyeye what a splitting head i have”
September 23rd, 2003 at 10:09 am | Promoted
Franz’s old subwoofer got stolen, so he had to make do… The difference is barely audible.
September 23rd, 2003 at 11:31 am | Promoted
2 for 1 sale at wife emporium =
Hermes happy
September 23rd, 2003 at 11:34 am
Abraham picking up the in-laws from the airport
September 23rd, 2003 at 11:38 am
Josef finally found a use for the shark cage he bought on EbaY.
September 23rd, 2003 at 11:58 am | Promoted
Hitler is alive and still transporting jews to camps
September 23rd, 2003 at 4:00 pm | Promoted
What was Mario thinking? a hefty chunk of cheese placed in that trap like that? Did he really expect the Italian women NOT to go for it?
September 23rd, 2003 at 9:28 pm | Promoted
The Thelma and Louise sequel was a huge disappointment.
September 23rd, 2003 at 9:54 pm | Promoted
”... Ninety-nine bottles of vodka on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of vodka….”
September 23rd, 2003 at 9:59 pm | Promoted
Boris quickly established himself as the world’s least successful pimp.
September 23rd, 2003 at 10:06 pm | Promoted
Unable to afford taillights, Yuri hired his aunts to drop their bloomers and yell “beep . . . beep . . . beep” whenever he needed to back up.
September 23rd, 2003 at 10:16 pm | Promoted
Jenna and Barbara Bush reflect on the aftermath of their father’s disastrous social and economic policies, enacted during his single term all those years ago.
September 24th, 2003 at 4:35 am | Promoted
“Bring out your dead!”
“I’m not dead!”
September 24th, 2003 at 7:37 am | Promoted
Those WWE cages matches just dont have the same zing over there
September 24th, 2003 at 12:55 pm | Promoted
Times are tough for ‘Miroslav’s Discreet Call Girl Agency’
September 24th, 2003 at 9:18 pm
Vladimir spared no expense to make this year’s Prom something special.
September 25th, 2003 at 2:18 am | Promoted
David Blaine’s next stunt involves a cage, a mother-in-law, and an ex-girlfriend.
September 25th, 2003 at 3:19 am | Promoted
2003 will go down as the bumper crop year for Garlic ‘n B.O. in the Ukraine
September 25th, 2003 at 7:43 pm
This just in…the new reality T.V. show…how long can people stay in a cage. Three left…but two remain…who will stay in the longest??
September 25th, 2003 at 7:49 pm | Promoted
‘You see Natalya, I told you this asshole is loaded! We can take him for all he’s worth!’
September 26th, 2003 at 2:48 pm | Promoted
After a long, fierce firefight, Saddam’s two mothers are bought into custody
September 26th, 2003 at 11:39 pm
Ok ladies! next time i say “shut up”..i mean..”SHUT UP!”...otherwise you won’t even ride in the back. You’ll walk.
September 27th, 2003 at 1:12 am | Promoted
Some residents of the trailer park were worse off than others.
September 27th, 2003 at 1:14 am | Promoted
You’re MY wives, now!
September 28th, 2003 at 10:09 am
And all ve vanted vas a better life in zee UK..
September 28th, 2003 at 12:51 pm | Promoted
GWB’s servants to get the film “Black Sex Party” for his pedophilic gay romps with Karl Rove, The gay male Bush AOL opinionists, John “Col.Betts” Asscroft, Ralph Ovadal, Dana Rohrbacher, Ralph Reed, Tom McClintcock, Pat Buchanan, etc.
September 28th, 2003 at 7:32 pm | Promoted
What Theresa.A.Steinbach would do to the Jewish community & elderly, Because they don’t comprehend her left wing extremist agenda
September 28th, 2003 at 7:33 pm | Promoted
And her Taliban, Al-Qaeda sympathies.
September 28th, 2003 at 7:46 pm | Promoted
And her Anthony Travis-Malik Shabazz-Al Sharpton-Shank Mobb-21st Century Vote-James.O.Bishop-Paulie Esparza-Gus Savage-Michael McGhee-R.Eugene Pincham-George Forbes-Earl Officer-Monique Davis-Bill Ayers-Bernadine Dohrn-Dario Fo-Enaam Aranout-Khalid Sheikh Mohammed-Greg Kolinek-Lorraine Popelka-Jon Daye-Benjamin Chavis-Steve Cokely-Bob Perkins-Joy Washington-Barbara Lee-Angela Davis-Curley Cohen-Michael Swift-Tom Newdow-Rick Ganulin-Hal Baskin-Wallace “Gator” Bradley-Paul Jakes-Al Sampson-Vernon Jarrett-Guri Ademi-Jeanine.L.Stevens militant leftist agenda
September 29th, 2003 at 11:35 am
Hey Theresa.A.Steinbach Anon: get a life, freak. quit ruining this site.
September 29th, 2003 at 12:50 pm | Promoted
Vladimir plans to market his “old hag” traps, especially since he now has proof that they work. He never thought he’d catch TWO of them! Patent Pending
September 29th, 2003 at 2:44 pm
Yes anus, euh, anon, sod off.
September 29th, 2003 at 4:08 pm | Promoted
Wow…I didn’t know tractors came with dual Air Bags.
September 30th, 2003 at 12:11 am | Promoted
The call has gone out…”Slovenian Idol is now taking auditions!”
October 1st, 2003 at 8:12 am
Ha, you think those bars are to keep others out? No, it’s to keep the little old ladies in. For they are the notorious owners of ‘Le Meat Pie Eatery’ – women otherwise known to authorities as Slay’em and Slasher.
October 2nd, 2003 at 6:08 pm | Promoted
And maybe K Grate, Too, Against the Calderone-Daley-Serpico-Vrdolyak racist, Zionist regime.
October 2nd, 2003 at 6:10 pm | Promoted
Hey, Crapface; Go lacitate your hero d-bag T.Steinbach, You communist cesspool!!!!!!!!!.
October 2nd, 2003 at 6:37 pm | Promoted
Ukranian version of open top sports car with two hot bit*hes onboard! Respect!
October 2nd, 2003 at 9:34 pm | Promoted
WWF’s Steel Cage Matches come to poverty-stricken Afghanistan. Tonight on the UPN.
October 3rd, 2003 at 1:52 am
what a beautiful cage
October 10th, 2003 at 9:58 am
damn they keep escaping time 4 solitair
October 11th, 2003 at 2:38 am | Promoted
In all of Estonia, the parades in Valga were the best because they had a float.
October 15th, 2003 at 12:11 pm
“If I don’t deliver caged hags to rural customers, who will?”
October 16th, 2003 at 2:54 pm | Promoted
Ernie always did like picking women up in bars.
October 17th, 2003 at 11:35 am
Can you turn the heater on back here, it’s a little drafty.
October 17th, 2003 at 11:36 am
This is the latest spa treatment – Diesel fumes are good for the skin!
October 20th, 2003 at 1:00 am
ANON is my Daddy and I am soooo diss-appointed. At least Al Sharpton and Vernon Mason gave me some good sex Daddy, You cant even get it up.
October 20th, 2003 at 8:00 pm
This isn’t what it looks like, I swear!!
October 21st, 2003 at 5:44 pm | Promoted
Quit your complaining, they give you 3 sqaure meals a day in the zoo…
November 5th, 2003 at 4:40 pm
Due to budget cuts the department of correction was forced to “farm out” its prisoner transport operations….
November 16th, 2003 at 8:13 am | Promoted
oooohhhhhhh you’re my wife now!!!!!!
(Papa Lazarous styl’e)
November 17th, 2003 at 3:09 am
Girls gone Mild
November 23rd, 2003 at 6:52 am
Oh! what a night. I hope his sex is as good as his ride!
November 30th, 2003 at 3:19 am
Please do not feed the animals
December 3rd, 2003 at 11:42 am | Promoted
The only way to transport your wife and mother-in-law
December 6th, 2003 at 7:18 pm | Promoted
Although some would say it was unfashionable, Edna and Doris just wouldn’t give up their dream of living life the “Taliban way”
December 14th, 2003 at 12:45 pm
And remember: Never, EVER accept candy from strangers…
February 26th, 2004 at 12:24 pm
Leon always wondered why his application for Safari Warden was rejected
February 26th, 2004 at 12:26 pm | Promoted
The wicked witch takes a new aproach to capturing Hansel and Gretal
June 17th, 2004 at 9:00 am
Russian carriage ride
August 11th, 2004 at 10:49 pm
The Simple Life Season 73
October 20th, 2004 at 7:04 am
Despite a valiant escape attempt, Mavis and Hilda never made it to the border.
October 29th, 2004 at 11:27 pm
Times were hard for the Child Catcher…
February 14th, 2005 at 9:58 am
Hitler is alive and still transporting jews to camps