Pygmy Lion
A new breed of feline discovered, the Pygmy Lion.
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September 26th, 2003 at 11:43 am | Promoted
When I get my paws on that guy with the clippers Im gonna rip his eyes out. I did NOT want a puff at the end of my tail!
September 26th, 2003 at 12:10 pm | Promoted
Once a pussy…forever a pussy!
September 26th, 2003 at 12:13 pm | Promoted
PygmyLion vs. Flow-be! I’ll be able to poop on hundred dollar bills!
September 26th, 2003 at 1:52 pm | Promoted
Puffy’s encounter with the neighbor’s dog truly was a close shave.
September 26th, 2003 at 2:45 pm
this is your cat on catnip..any questions?
September 26th, 2003 at 4:31 pm
Without fur whatcha think i’ll be hoarkin up?
September 26th, 2003 at 5:04 pm | Promoted
SOONER OR LATER, human-with-the-razor, you’re gonna have to go to sleep. THEN we’ll see who has the last laugh…sooooner or laaaaater….
September 26th, 2003 at 6:50 pm | Promoted
Little Jimmy had always wanted a pet poodle, he knew just what to do when mommy brought home a little kitty.
September 26th, 2003 at 7:19 pm
hey didn’t i say that i wanted a damn poodle! not a cat!
MOMMY! somethings wrong here!
September 26th, 2003 at 10:24 pm | Promoted
To meet thee needs of our loyal customers during these difficult ecomonic times, PetSmart now offers an installment plan for all pet adoptions.
September 26th, 2003 at 10:54 pm | Promoted
Wish i could use the razor. IF i could HE would not be happy
September 26th, 2003 at 11:33 pm | Promoted
OK!WHO brought home the LICE!!!
September 27th, 2003 at 12:56 am
I tought I taw a poodle-tat!
September 27th, 2003 at 1:02 am | Promoted
Leo’s owner was so dumb, when she got instructions on how to look good in a bikini…
September 27th, 2003 at 1:06 am
The Hendersons’ mouse problem was worse than they realized.
September 27th, 2003 at 1:32 am | Promoted
knowing “king of the jungle” was all but a pipe-dream, Mr. Boots settled for “king of the lineoleum”.
September 27th, 2003 at 3:43 am
Get ready for some awesome dim-sims!
September 27th, 2003 at 3:43 am | Promoted
What dim-sims are really made of.
September 27th, 2003 at 2:16 pm | Promoted
when I said “I wish you would shave your kitty for me” this is not exactly what I meant
September 27th, 2003 at 6:11 pm | Promoted
“I’m sure he’ll love the new cut Mrs. T”
September 28th, 2003 at 6:40 am | Promoted
Rat says to the other rats: so fellows, how’s this for a Halloween costume?
September 28th, 2003 at 12:45 pm | Promoted
GWB sucks French & Iraqian dick thouroughly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
September 28th, 2003 at 7:30 pm | Promoted
Theresa.A.Steinbach’s mascot for militant obstructionism
September 28th, 2003 at 11:42 pm
Rembering my trip to John Gotti’s toupee farm
September 28th, 2003 at 11:42 pm
Remembering my trip to John Gotti’s toupee farm.
September 29th, 2003 at 12:17 am
a bald scrotum did not help Jerry’s gender confusion.
September 29th, 2003 at 4:28 am | Promoted
its a hard life being the ‘Gillete Mach3 Turbo’ mascot…
September 29th, 2003 at 5:47 am | Promoted
Oh, yes, my friend, I will not forget. Litter box? I don’t think so. Not while you have philodendrons. Or shoes. Or headphones.
September 29th, 2003 at 9:26 am
Mr. Bigglesworth readies himself for trick or treating.
September 29th, 2003 at 9:27 am | Promoted
Are you sure this is how Morris the Cat got his big break?
September 29th, 2003 at 11:36 am | Promoted
hey Theresa.A.Steinbach anon: get a life you freak, and quit ruining this site with your political stupidity.
September 29th, 2003 at 12:57 pm | Promoted
Pedigree Tabby Cat: $249
One months worth of Purina Cat Chow: $32
Do-It-Yourself Cat Grooming Kit: $24.95
Results of your first Pet Grooming Attempt: Pricele$$
September 29th, 2003 at 1:12 pm | Promoted
The new Head and Shoulders formula was almost canned until marketing came up with the “Head and Paws” campaign for the veterinary market.
September 29th, 2003 at 2:40 pm | Promoted
It’s not easy being a barber’s cat.
September 29th, 2003 at 4:16 pm | Promoted
The naked mole cat, found only in the backwoods of rural America, is clearly identified by the scowl on it’s face and the sever scratches on it’s owner…
September 30th, 2003 at 9:59 am | Promoted
Damn PETA!!! They don’t even want ME to wear fur!!
September 30th, 2003 at 12:25 pm | Promoted
This month in Playcat, Miss October shows it all.
October 2nd, 2003 at 8:09 am | Promoted
This is what happens when you cat-nap in the barber’s chair!
October 2nd, 2003 at 8:34 am | Promoted
Son of Aslan, pictured after the re-enactment at the Stone Table got out of hand.
October 2nd, 2003 at 6:31 pm | Promoted
Me bald? No, just ventilated.
October 2nd, 2003 at 9:30 pm | Promoted
Um…you missed a spot.
October 2nd, 2003 at 11:22 pm
Thinking the cat was a porcupine they left a weapon on its tail.
October 3rd, 2003 at 1:49 am
looking for a mouse. Come on baby!
October 3rd, 2003 at 1:50 am
looking for a mouse. Come on baby!
October 3rd, 2003 at 9:05 pm | Promoted
It does make hair grow on your paws!
October 7th, 2003 at 4:05 am
In my next generation, I’m surely going to take revenge on the person who did this to me.
October 7th, 2003 at 4:07 am
In my next generation, I’m surely going to take revenge on the person who did this to me.
October 7th, 2003 at 9:55 am
Why do u have to be so evil ?
October 7th, 2003 at 12:30 pm | Promoted
Sigfried and Roy move on to newer, safer territory.
October 7th, 2003 at 7:17 pm | Promoted
puss in boots
October 8th, 2003 at 1:02 pm
After his owner passed-out drunk, Dusty plotted his revenge
October 10th, 2003 at 1:00 am
This cat is PISSED.
October 10th, 2003 at 9:56 am | Promoted
My male-boss told my female-boss to shave her pusyy so she did can i help it
October 11th, 2003 at 8:54 am | Promoted
I am NOT amused!
October 12th, 2003 at 2:37 am
Puss ‘n Boot Camp.
October 14th, 2003 at 4:58 am
“I’m not afraid of no mouse. Put ‘em up! Put ‘em up!”
October 14th, 2003 at 7:06 am
This bald pussy craze has gotten out of hand.
October 16th, 2003 at 8:30 am | Promoted
i personally like shaved pussies
October 16th, 2003 at 2:25 pm
Apparently, Fluffy had a bad hair day.
October 16th, 2003 at 2:26 pm | Promoted
Apparently, Fluffy had a bad hair day.
October 20th, 2003 at 12:20 am | Promoted
“Cruella DeVille, that Bitch!”
October 20th, 2003 at 5:54 pm
You know i was wondering what happened to Mr. Bigglesworth from the Austin Powers movies….now i know….thanks guys : )
October 21st, 2003 at 11:05 am
And you though the cat that mauled roy was bad?
October 25th, 2003 at 1:40 am | Promoted
“Um, no.”
October 28th, 2003 at 11:38 am
“God!!! I really thought i hid the clippers in a good spot this time!”
October 30th, 2003 at 9:15 pm | Promoted
Sigh, the things we do for fashion…
November 6th, 2003 at 2:25 pm | Promoted
Everyone deserves to see Mickey Mouse on a bad day.
November 17th, 2003 at 6:55 am
Shaved pussies are nice, but they itch like hell when it starts to grow back
November 22nd, 2003 at 5:22 am
Sooner or later, a tabby hat is gonna turn up on e-bay.
December 14th, 2003 at 12:42 pm
Anger. Fury. Rage. Hatred.
Darn you! Darn you all to heck!!!!!!!
December 14th, 2003 at 1:44 pm
chinese cat-like figure takes over china cuz it is 104 feet tall! ahhhh! we need mice before cat kills us plz bring mice to china! (p.s. the kitty is pretty/ the cat makes us say that it is very self consice)
December 14th, 2003 at 1:44 pm
chinese cat-like figure takes over china cuz it is 104 feet tall! ahhhh! we need mice before cat kills us plz bring mice to china! (p.s. the kitty is pretty/ the cat makes us say that it is very self consice)
January 6th, 2004 at 5:10 am
I said “line cut”, you asshole!!!
March 19th, 2004 at 2:19 am
Looks like this cat wants to die… Quick! Somebody masterbate!
July 6th, 2004 at 3:10 pm
נוי המרנין לובטון השקסי וגיא האבלסוני היו כאן ה6.7.04
July 24th, 2004 at 7:56 am
I asked for a line cut!
August 11th, 2004 at 10:46 pm | Promoted
Shaved Pussy! What’s wrong with that?
September 15th, 2004 at 5:05 pm | Promoted
“My revenge shall be swift and very painful…”
October 20th, 2004 at 6:59 am
I will feast on your entrails, humans!!!
September 13th, 2005 at 9:34 pm | Promoted
i said “line cut!!” sorry mam but with your heavy accent i mistook it fot ‘lion cut’
November 9th, 2005 at 1:28 pm | Promoted
“Laugh while you can, soon I shall rule the world!”
January 21st, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Hey Mom, is that what Dad meant when he asked you to shave your pussy?
August 15th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
I know your allergic but couldn’t you just have sent me to the pound instead.
August 20th, 2006 at 6:12 am
Thats the last time I cut my own hair!
November 19th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Short, back and sides my Ass!!!!
January 17th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
ah, so thats where the expression ‘sour puss’ comes from!
March 14th, 2007 at 9:39 am
Not wanting to be left out, Britney’s other pussy shaves, too.
October 7th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
If you think this is bad…...MY BALLS ARE MISSING TOO!