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Pygmy Lion

A new breed of feline discovered, the Pygmy Lion.

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  1. Professor Kaos says:

    September 27th, 2003 at 2:16 pm

    when I said “I wish you would shave your kitty for me” this is not exactly what I meant

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  2. ST says:

    October 7th, 2003 at 12:30 pm

    Sigfried and Roy move on to newer, safer territory.

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  3. Equus says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 5:04 pm

    SOONER OR LATER, human-with-the-razor, you’re gonna have to go to sleep. THEN we’ll see who has the last laugh…sooooner or laaaaater….

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  4. filkertom says:

    September 29th, 2003 at 5:47 am

    Oh, yes, my friend, I will not forget. Litter box? I don’t think so. Not while you have philodendrons. Or shoes. Or headphones.

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  5. jivepuddin says:

    September 27th, 2003 at 1:32 am

    knowing “king of the jungle” was all but a pipe-dream, Mr. Boots settled for “king of the lineoleum”.

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  6. Mascot says:

    September 29th, 2003 at 4:16 pm

    The naked mole cat, found only in the backwoods of rural America, is clearly identified by the scowl on it’s face and the sever scratches on it’s owner…

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  7. NOTBOB says:

    October 20th, 2003 at 12:20 am

    “Cruella DeVille, that Bitch!”

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  8. (pdw) says:

    September 28th, 2003 at 6:40 am

    Rat says to the other rats: so fellows, how’s this for a Halloween costume?

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  9. Chev man says:

    September 30th, 2003 at 9:59 am

    Damn PETA!!! They don’t even want ME to wear fur!!

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  10. theresa steinbach's mom says:

    October 2nd, 2003 at 8:34 am

    Son of Aslan, pictured after the re-enactment at the Stone Table got out of hand.

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  11. Bill Kozy says:

    October 2nd, 2003 at 9:30 pm

    Um…you missed a spot.

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  12. Mascot says:

    September 29th, 2003 at 12:57 pm

    Pedigree Tabby Cat: $249
    One months worth of Purina Cat Chow: $32
    Do-It-Yourself Cat Grooming Kit: $24.95
    Results of your first Pet Grooming Attempt: Pricele$$

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  13. whizbee says:

    September 29th, 2003 at 9:27 am

    Are you sure this is how Morris the Cat got his big break?

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  14. thewhim says:

    September 30th, 2003 at 12:25 pm

    This month in Playcat, Miss October shows it all.

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  15. meg & ange says:

    October 30th, 2003 at 9:15 pm

    Sigh, the things we do for fashion…

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  16. Meow Mix says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 10:24 pm

    To meet thee needs of our loyal customers during these difficult ecomonic times, PetSmart now offers an installment plan for all pet adoptions.

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  17. just me says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 11:33 pm

    OK!WHO brought home the LICE!!!

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  18. t0m says:

    September 29th, 2003 at 4:28 am

    its a hard life being the ‘Gillete Mach3 Turbo’ mascot…

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  19. cs says:

    October 2nd, 2003 at 6:31 pm

    Me bald? No, just ventilated.

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  20. Jill says:

    September 29th, 2003 at 2:40 pm

    It’s not easy being a barber’s cat.

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  21. Nimrod says:

    October 3rd, 2003 at 9:05 pm

    It does make hair grow on your paws!

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  22. Ben says:

    November 9th, 2005 at 1:28 pm

    “Laugh while you can, soon I shall rule the world!”

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  23. jwd says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 1:52 pm

    Puffy’s encounter with the neighbor’s dog truly was a close shave.

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  24. Jeremy says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 10:54 pm

    Wish i could use the razor. IF i could HE would not be happy

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  25. Gentaur says:

    September 27th, 2003 at 1:02 am

    Leo’s owner was so dumb, when she got instructions on how to look good in a bikini…

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  26. Mala Fe says:

    September 27th, 2003 at 6:11 pm

    “I’m sure he’ll love the new cut Mrs. T”

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  27. nimrod says:

    September 29th, 2003 at 1:12 pm

    The new Head and Shoulders formula was almost canned until marketing came up with the “Head and Paws” campaign for the veterinary market.

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  28. fattywalt says:

    October 2nd, 2003 at 8:09 am

    This is what happens when you cat-nap in the barber’s chair!

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  29. Sue says:

    October 7th, 2003 at 7:17 pm

    puss in boots

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  30. cubmancubfan says:

    October 16th, 2003 at 8:30 am

    i personally like shaved pussies

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  31. alien-ant says:

    October 10th, 2003 at 9:56 am

    My male-boss told my female-boss to shave her pusyy so she did can i help it

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  32. Have-A-Say says:

    October 11th, 2003 at 8:54 am

    I am NOT amused!

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  33. hampsterman says:

    October 16th, 2003 at 2:26 pm

    Apparently, Fluffy had a bad hair day.

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  34. k says:

    October 25th, 2003 at 1:40 am

    “Um, no.”

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  35. hamsterman says:

    November 6th, 2003 at 2:25 pm

    Everyone deserves to see Mickey Mouse on a bad day.

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  36. Go Go Girl says:

    August 11th, 2004 at 10:46 pm

    Shaved Pussy! What’s wrong with that?

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  37. Funny_Bunny says:

    September 15th, 2004 at 5:05 pm

    “My revenge shall be swift and very painful…”

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  38. clorox says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 2:45 pm

    this is your cat on catnip..any questions?

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  39. s.chandler says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 4:31 pm

    Without fur whatcha think i’ll be hoarkin up?

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  40. sandypinktruck says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 7:19 pm

    hey didn’t i say that i wanted a damn poodle! not a cat!
    MOMMY! somethings wrong here!

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  41. Gentaur says:

    September 27th, 2003 at 12:56 am

    I tought I taw a poodle-tat!

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  42. Gentaur says:

    September 27th, 2003 at 1:06 am

    The Hendersons’ mouse problem was worse than they realized.

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  43. Naz says:

    September 27th, 2003 at 3:43 am

    Get ready for some awesome dim-sims!

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  44. whizbee says:

    September 29th, 2003 at 9:26 am

    Mr. Bigglesworth readies himself for trick or treating.

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  45. alan seaton says:

    September 28th, 2003 at 11:42 pm

    Rembering my trip to John Gotti’s toupee farm

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  46. alan seaton says:

    September 28th, 2003 at 11:42 pm

    Remembering my trip to John Gotti’s toupee farm.

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  47. Asta La Vista Gray-D says:

    October 8th, 2003 at 1:02 pm

    After his owner passed-out drunk, Dusty plotted his revenge

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  48. alan seaton says:

    September 29th, 2003 at 12:17 am

    a bald scrotum did not help Jerry’s gender confusion.

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  49. Mark Beular says:

    October 2nd, 2003 at 11:22 pm

    Thinking the cat was a porcupine they left a weapon on its tail.

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  50. M.A.Muqtadeer says:

    October 3rd, 2003 at 1:49 am

    looking for a mouse. Come on baby!

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  51. M.A.Muqtadeer says:

    October 3rd, 2003 at 1:50 am

    looking for a mouse. Come on baby!

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  52. Eunice Patton says:

    October 7th, 2003 at 4:05 am

    In my next generation, I’m surely going to take revenge on the person who did this to me.

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  53. Eunice Patton says:

    October 7th, 2003 at 4:07 am

    In my next generation, I’m surely going to take revenge on the person who did this to me.

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  54. stranger says:

    October 7th, 2003 at 9:55 am

    Why do u have to be so evil ?

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  55. Larry Reese says:

    October 10th, 2003 at 1:00 am

    This cat is PISSED.

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  56. Gentaur says:

    October 12th, 2003 at 2:37 am

    Puss ‘n Boot Camp.

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  57. mrdav76 says:

    October 14th, 2003 at 4:58 am

    “I’m not afraid of no mouse. Put ‘em up! Put ‘em up!”

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  58. MK says:

    October 14th, 2003 at 7:06 am

    This bald pussy craze has gotten out of hand.

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  59. yoda says:

    October 21st, 2003 at 11:05 am

    And you though the cat that mauled roy was bad?

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  60. hampsterman says:

    October 16th, 2003 at 2:25 pm

    Apparently, Fluffy had a bad hair day.

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  61. ConManXVII says:

    October 20th, 2003 at 5:54 pm

    You know i was wondering what happened to Mr. Bigglesworth from the Austin Powers movies….now i know….thanks guys : )

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  62. Jessie says:

    October 28th, 2003 at 11:38 am

    “God!!! I really thought i hid the clippers in a good spot this time!”

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  63. puggs says:

    November 17th, 2003 at 6:55 am

    Shaved pussies are nice, but they itch like hell when it starts to grow back

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  64. Raymondo says:

    November 22nd, 2003 at 5:22 am

    Sooner or later, a tabby hat is gonna turn up on e-bay.

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  65. EvilBalrog says:

    December 14th, 2003 at 12:42 pm

    Anger. Fury. Rage. Hatred.
    Darn you! Darn you all to heck!!!!!!!

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  66. -x-fallenangel-x- says:

    December 14th, 2003 at 1:44 pm

    chinese cat-like figure takes over china cuz it is 104 feet tall! ahhhh! we need mice before cat kills us plz bring mice to china! (p.s. the kitty is pretty/ the cat makes us say that it is very self consice)

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  67. -x-fallenangel-x- says:

    December 14th, 2003 at 1:44 pm

    chinese cat-like figure takes over china cuz it is 104 feet tall! ahhhh! we need mice before cat kills us plz bring mice to china! (p.s. the kitty is pretty/ the cat makes us say that it is very self consice)

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  68. Pedro from MÈxico says:

    January 6th, 2004 at 5:10 am

    I said “line cut”, you asshole!!!

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  69. Bad Dream says:

    March 19th, 2004 at 2:19 am

    Looks like this cat wants to die… Quick! Somebody masterbate!

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  70. moisha says:

    July 6th, 2004 at 3:10 pm

    נוי המרנין לובטון השקסי וגיא האבלסוני היו כאן ה6.7.04

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  71. Azz says:

    July 24th, 2004 at 7:56 am

    I asked for a line cut!

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  72. FunkyNinjaMan says:

    October 20th, 2004 at 6:59 am

    I will feast on your entrails, humans!!!

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  73. Daniel Flynn says:

    January 21st, 2006 at 5:49 pm

    Hey Mom, is that what Dad meant when he asked you to shave your pussy?

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  74. Molly says:

    August 15th, 2006 at 5:26 pm

    I know your allergic but couldn’t you just have sent me to the pound instead.

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  75. Hugh says:

    August 20th, 2006 at 6:12 am

    Thats the last time I cut my own hair!

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  76. Maj says:

    November 19th, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    Short, back and sides my Ass!!!!

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  77. Sablefeline says:

    January 17th, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    ah, so thats where the expression ’sour puss’ comes from!

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  78. Tigra says:

    October 7th, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    If you think this is bad……MY BALLS ARE MISSING TOO!

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  79. dawn sharp says:

    March 14th, 2007 at 9:39 am

    Not wanting to be left out, Britney’s other pussy shaves, too.

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  80. paperdragon says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 11:43 am

    When I get my paws on that guy with the clippers Im gonna rip his eyes out. I did NOT want a puff at the end of my tail!

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  81. s.chandler says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 12:10 pm

    Once a pussy…forever a pussy!

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  82. sandypinktruck says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 6:50 pm

    Little Jimmy had always wanted a pet poodle, he knew just what to do when mommy brought home a little kitty.

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  83. keywa says:

    September 13th, 2005 at 9:34 pm

    i said “line cut!!” sorry mam but with your heavy accent i mistook it fot ‘lion cut’

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  84. s.chandler says:

    September 26th, 2003 at 12:13 pm

    PygmyLion vs. Flow-be! I’ll be able to poop on hundred dollar bills!

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  85. Naz says:

    September 27th, 2003 at 3:43 am

    What dim-sims are really made of.

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  86. anon says:

    September 28th, 2003 at 7:30 pm

    Theresa.A.Steinbach’s mascot for militant obstructionism

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  87. tired or your crap says:

    September 29th, 2003 at 11:36 am

    hey Theresa.A.Steinbach anon: get a life you freak, and quit ruining this site with your political stupidity.

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  88. anon says:

    September 28th, 2003 at 12:45 pm

    GWB sucks French & Iraqian dick thouroughly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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