Cubs Curse
The curse of the cubs wears a blue hat and lives near the left field wall. This fan forced the cubs to go to a game 7 in the ALCS.
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October 17th, 2003 at 7:56 am
As the temperature plummets in Hell, Satan sends one of his most trusted operatives to stave off the fracturing of reality itself
October 17th, 2003 at 6:11 pm
cubs hat $15.00, kick ass seats at playoff game $759.99, being the biggest dumbass fan of all time, priceless
October 15th, 2003 at 3:57 pm
But I wanted to catch a foul ball. Have you ever thought about my desires, Mr., “I want to get to the World Series.”
October 16th, 2003 at 11:58 am
He’s listening to the fat lady singing on his headphones.
October 15th, 2003 at 12:47 pm
Chaos settles on the world, as Satan becomes a Cubs fan.
October 16th, 2003 at 3:57 pm
First man entered into the Witness Protection Program due to crimes committed at a baseball game.
October 16th, 2003 at 6:36 pm
Hey! Can I borrow your glove, I want to catch this ball.
October 16th, 2003 at 11:39 pm
Who’s the goat now?
October 17th, 2003 at 6:11 am
Who’s the sissy boy next to Bartman?
October 20th, 2003 at 6:28 pm
The ball was an uncatchable foul, and this one ball doesn’t equal eight runs. Get over it. Watching this kind of behavior explains the Cubs sterling record!
November 4th, 2003 at 9:49 pm
Hmmm… How could I possibly screw up 4 generations of my blood line?
October 18th, 2003 at 11:25 am
This made me so mad I wanted to throw down Don Zimmer
October 16th, 2003 at 3:04 am
“I got the ball! I got the ball!”
“I got his head! I got his head!”
October 15th, 2003 at 5:26 pm
What’s Moises Alou doing on Waveland Avenue?
October 30th, 2003 at 12:20 pm
An undercover sox fan carries out a suicide mission.
November 21st, 2003 at 3:35 am
I can fly. oh shit who put the wall there
October 16th, 2003 at 8:37 am
How many men does it take to catch ONE ball?
October 15th, 2003 at 6:13 pm
‘Let go of my hand moron! I look like a dick hanging here….”
October 20th, 2003 at 2:43 am
Someone should tell the guy behind him there’s no crying in baseball.
February 16th, 2004 at 3:08 pm
“I caught the ball AND I get to be the scapegoat for a bunch of losers! Cool!”
April 25th, 2004 at 4:10 pm
Hey Bartmna, How does it feel to know that no woman will ever want to be with you because she will know you are a loser and she doesn’t want to be ostracized in public?
May 6th, 2004 at 6:05 pm
well now i believe the curse is fake all you can believe in that ho ha and hogwarsh but not me.
October 15th, 2004 at 7:34 pm
It’s October 2004 and it’s happening again!
October 21st, 2003 at 1:43 pm
this guy is posessed
October 15th, 2003 at 4:05 pm
Cub Fan-os: The Hands of Fate.
(see link for reference)
October 15th, 2003 at 4:08 pm
And we all thought that MLB players were really stupid. Just look at some of the fans.
October 16th, 2003 at 6:35 pm
I wonder how I’ll spend the million dollars the Marlins will give me and does it snow in Miami???
October 19th, 2003 at 12:27 am
so this is how siamese twins sit when Wrigley Field is sold out!
October 19th, 2003 at 2:23 am
Realizing he was surrounded by bad mimes, the Cubs fan had to do something to get out of there.
October 20th, 2003 at 12:14 am
“I thought he was tossing me peanuts…I want my 5 bucks back!”
October 20th, 2003 at 12:14 am
To Hell with the ball, I want Alou’s $400.00 glove.
October 26th, 2003 at 9:24 am
I’ll win her heart foor sure if i catch this ball!
October 26th, 2003 at 9:26 am
Hi Mom!
November 4th, 2003 at 9:53 pm
Hmmm - I wonder how I can curse 4 generations of my blood-line?
November 5th, 2003 at 9:02 pm
Same curse, different goat.
November 12th, 2003 at 11:24 am
i got it no i got it it’s mine no it’ intended for me not you so get out of the way..
November 21st, 2003 at 3:36 am
I belive I can fly
November 23rd, 2003 at 6:41 am
Damn redneck–give me my ball back now!A whole lot of important people are watching me!
December 6th, 2003 at 7:11 pm
Despite their disabilty, Rodriguez and Carlos never let the fact they were Siamese Twins affect leisure activities..
January 26th, 2004 at 7:04 pm
3-6-9 the goose drank wine, the monkey tried to cath the ball but its mine all mine
March 17th, 2004 at 10:50 am
LITTLE DID WE KNOW, AT THE TIME THAT UNDER THAT HAT,THOSE GLASSES,THE HEADSET… WAS THE WORLDS MOST WANTED MAN… USAMA BINLADIN!!!!
April 25th, 2004 at 4:08 pm
If I see Bartman, he had better be wearing a cup.
December 24th, 2004 at 1:58 am
perfect site !!!!!!!! Perfect piece of work fellows !!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2003 at 3:43 pm
Evening news headlines: “Having nothing left to live for, 95 year old Cub’s fan takes his life only after killing the guy responsible for destroying his life dreams (shown here in his moment of infamy.)”
October 22nd, 2003 at 2:25 am
Do the Bartman!
October 16th, 2003 at 3:56 pm
I wish Bob Uecker was in the front row, not this moron!
October 15th, 2003 at 4:00 pm
This is the last straw, MLB. Move the seats back so that fans cannot interfere with balls-in-play.
October 16th, 2003 at 4:39 pm
Where’s my fifteen minutes of fame?
October 17th, 2003 at 4:55 am
A play that will live in infamy.
November 16th, 2003 at 1:24 am
Now you see why we had to invade Iraq
January 27th, 2004 at 11:29 am
thatstupd sport!!!!
most popular sports in the world are Footboll (soccer) and Volleyboll. And Brasil are the Bast in this sports.
October 23rd, 2003 at 11:48 am
Well, at least now you can blame your loss on someone else and pretend that the next EIGHT RUNS were just a fluke!!