Welcome Winter
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November 5th, 2003 at 8:19 am
Satan’s car, moments after the Cubs win the World Series.
November 5th, 2003 at 5:07 pm
The new Ford Glacier
November 6th, 2003 at 1:37 pm
A rare opportunity to write “Defrost me” on someone’s car.
November 30th, 2003 at 3:05 am
And to make matters worse I locked my keys inside…
November 11th, 2003 at 6:36 pm
With the Batmobile in the shop, The Caped Crusader met a tragic end at the hands of Mr. Freeze.
November 5th, 2003 at 8:18 am
Ted Williams heads out on a weekend pass from the cryogenics facility.
November 7th, 2003 at 2:10 pm
The good news is I just saved a ton of money by swiching to Geico!!!
November 5th, 2003 at 12:48 pm
hmmm….that’s an ice car you got there.
yeah, I know.
November 5th, 2003 at 2:40 am
Due to budget cuts, New York shuts down its outdoor public restrooms for the winter.
November 6th, 2003 at 5:24 pm
sixty to zero degrees in under ten seconds.
November 16th, 2003 at 5:07 am
In Soviet Russia car de-frosts you!
November 21st, 2003 at 3:41 am
pass the de-ice love we got problems with the car
November 7th, 2003 at 3:22 pm
When presented with the car designed specifically for her personality, Martha Stewart was not pleased/.
November 8th, 2003 at 2:26 pm
The new Ford Tundra.
November 22nd, 2003 at 12:47 am
Cool car, dude!
November 4th, 2003 at 6:32 pm
An early example of an Eskimo motorhome.
November 11th, 2003 at 12:15 pm
DAMN that freeze breez crawash …
November 4th, 2003 at 9:51 pm
Hmmm - looks like my ex-wife is here!
November 5th, 2003 at 2:07 am
At least it’s not a convertible.
November 5th, 2003 at 2:29 am
Mr. Bean’s revenge.
November 5th, 2003 at 9:35 am
What happens when Barry Manilow sneezes.
November 22nd, 2003 at 5:01 am
Let’s give ourselves up - we can’t sit here forever. Sooner or later the cops are gonna find out it was us who took a right turn in front of the titanic.
December 6th, 2003 at 7:09 pm
“Johnson’s Garage? Ah…yes, good, now it says here in Yellow pages that you’re specialist in Air conditioning units?”
February 17th, 2004 at 6:55 pm
Any one got a 20 gallons of Mr. Freeze?
February 21st, 2004 at 2:49 pm
For Sale:
Compact Car, Low Miles, Runs Good, and has the Best Air Conditioning System Money Can Buy!
November 27th, 2003 at 10:19 pm
For Sale
Runs Good,Low Miles
Cold Air
November 4th, 2003 at 7:17 pm
the new Mini Cooper has both interior & exterior air cond.
November 6th, 2003 at 5:29 pm
Irony at its finest: It was the groundhog’s car.
November 8th, 2003 at 2:29 pm
Punishment from god for driving such a butt ugly car.
November 11th, 2003 at 3:17 am
Jurassic Car Park.
November 16th, 2003 at 3:13 am
Never park your car in a space under an overpass. Birds and bats don’t like rain, either.
November 16th, 2003 at 5:06 am
A breakthrough in science gives way to the first car powered by cold-fusion
November 16th, 2003 at 12:22 pm
dad i think the car wash is broken
November 16th, 2003 at 4:47 pm
And Batman said, “Shields.”
December 16th, 2003 at 2:50 am
THIS WOULD BE FUNNY EXCEPT
I LOCKED MY KEYS INSIDE
WITH MY WALLET
January 9th, 2004 at 11:23 pm
Ahh, I see Walt Disney is out for another joy ride.
January 22nd, 2004 at 10:15 pm
durring the freezing night, someone brought out the hose…. a practical joke gone too far…
(lol)
February 16th, 2004 at 3:20 pm
“He’s Mister White Christmas! He’s Mister Snow!” Snow Miser goes for a drive.
March 2nd, 2004 at 2:24 pm
I heard about yellow snow, but what about brown ice?
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:42 pm
The Club not secure enough for your neighborhood? Try The Berg.
March 28th, 2004 at 7:42 pm
Capcom’s gift to Ice-Man
November 5th, 2003 at 2:41 am
One more thing you shouldn’t lick.
November 5th, 2003 at 8:46 am
The newest public ice scuplture in Moscow.
November 5th, 2003 at 12:50 pm
The latest treat in Moscow…the Trabantcicle!
November 5th, 2003 at 4:32 pm
Damn it Edna, I told you not to buy the cheap anti-freeze!
November 6th, 2003 at 12:28 am
An hour later, the local teenagers had urinated their names in it.
November 6th, 2003 at 2:41 pm
When someone parked in Jons spot, he spent all night drinking water and spitting from his balcony.
November 6th, 2003 at 5:31 pm
Fred’s little drive to the bottom of the lake ended in utter tragedy.
November 7th, 2003 at 2:30 am
The good news is, it was wearing boots at the time.
November 7th, 2003 at 9:52 pm
Mr Freeze’s thermometer just didn’t go all the way to the bottom anymore.
November 12th, 2003 at 2:33 am
Looks like Ron Weasley’s borrowed the car again.
November 17th, 2003 at 3:00 am
The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the white zone.
November 17th, 2003 at 3:02 am
Ah, that Peter North…
November 17th, 2003 at 11:39 pm
Ooh, thet was th’ day we hed to joomp-start th’ Chevy, y’knoo
November 21st, 2003 at 3:40 am
pass us the de-ice love we got problems with the car
November 23rd, 2003 at 6:23 am
I just knew that nickel plate finish was going to be trouble!
November 27th, 2003 at 2:05 am
This is why the Wicked Witch of the West never washes her car.
December 11th, 2003 at 10:03 pm
So, how many pigeons do you think it took to make this mess?
December 9th, 2003 at 10:32 am
Funny thing is, THATS MY CAR!!!!!
December 16th, 2003 at 2:51 am
THIS WOULD BE FUNNY EXCEPT
I LOCKED MY KEYS INSIDE
WITH MY WALLET
January 2nd, 2004 at 9:01 pm
“HONEY!?!? What happened to the window scraper…I have to get to work?!?”
December 30th, 2003 at 12:32 pm
I guess the lake wasn’t really frozen solid after all.
December 6th, 2004 at 12:23 am
Best AC money can Buy!
August 6th, 2004 at 1:34 pm
Ice age cars?
August 25th, 2004 at 7:17 am
I’m Earl Scheib and I’ll paint that…er umm uh
July 15th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
hey I’m jack frost
October 29th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Happy birthday darling I’ve bought you something to keep your beer cool, its a Russian fridge , but I think it may have a faulty stat !
November 6th, 2003 at 5:26 pm
WASH ME IN SPRING, GENIOUS.
November 10th, 2003 at 10:26 pm
After falling asleep in his car, Burney failed to anticipate the late night freeze and was forced to thrive on the warmth of his hearty farts.
November 12th, 2003 at 11:20 am
honey what did you do with the ice scraper last year? I think we’ll need to find it so that we can find the car in the parking lot. got a blow torch handy to thaw ou the car?
November 19th, 2003 at 9:17 am
When Santa became a Mafia boss he decided they should drive cars that could not stick out, he was wrong they stuck out like a mime at a speech contest
January 9th, 2004 at 3:34 pm
I guess i stayed in that hotel to long. Well, I only stayed there 70 years I didnt think my car would freeze in its track.I didnt go anywhere but stay in the hotel. I watched tv the whole time and on tv and on the news it said acouple years ago that there was a frozen car outside of this hotel. I guess mine froze too. But for some odd reason there wasnt another frozen car out there.
January 31st, 2004 at 4:22 am
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January 31st, 2004 at 4:23 am