Faceplant
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November 6th, 2003 at 9:00 am | Promoted
Moments later, Larry woke up in a drunken stooper to see he really had gone home with a horse
November 6th, 2003 at 9:55 am
Phillip Augustus Rockefeller IV shares a break-dancing moment with his trusty steed, Snoop-Horsey-Horse, just moments after leaving the Hood!
November 6th, 2003 at 12:09 pm | Promoted
In another episode of Man vs. beast, the challenge was to see whether a man or a horse could do a handstand longer.
November 6th, 2003 at 12:29 pm | Promoted
Tackle polo proved to be a short-lived fad.
November 6th, 2003 at 1:35 pm | Promoted
Unicorn racing proven to be a bad idea in thick fog. The jockey took a sharp dive, at low altitude.
November 6th, 2003 at 4:50 pm | Promoted
In an effort to to enliven team rhythmic gymnastics, the Olympic Committee is opening competition to allow livestock.
November 6th, 2003 at 4:51 pm | Promoted
Jake was starting to think that the grass stain would never come out.
November 6th, 2003 at 5:06 pm | Promoted
The triumphant jockeys triple twist with reverse pike dismount turned horrably wrong when he failed to get enough air of the horse. The judges harshly awarded him a 3.2.
November 6th, 2003 at 5:37 pm | Promoted
Well, Steve, the grass is always…oh.
November 6th, 2003 at 5:43 pm | Promoted
Even though it was kind of stupid of Ed to combine an exterminating service with horse racing bloopers, one has to admit that he found a lot of pesky moles that way.
November 6th, 2003 at 5:46 pm
“And A Small Jockey’s Gonna Fall.”
with respect to Bob Dylan.
November 7th, 2003 at 12:07 am | Promoted
“Ya, I see it now.”
November 7th, 2003 at 2:08 am | Promoted
Prince Charles shows some improvement.
November 7th, 2003 at 2:22 am | Promoted
They both couldn’t stop laughing when they heard the joke about short jockeys and jockey shorts.
November 7th, 2003 at 7:57 am
Superman? Sodman? Being a super hero is a bitch!
November 7th, 2003 at 12:41 pm | Promoted
Seabiscuit and Willie Shoemaker starring in the newest Hit Broadway Show, Sweet Sod Surprise.
November 7th, 2003 at 12:52 pm
Toby Mcguire knew at just that moment that he had bitten off way more than he chew with this role!
November 7th, 2003 at 12:57 pm | Promoted
Tonto was right! You can hear them coming.
November 7th, 2003 at 2:14 pm | Promoted
“Well, at least it can’t get any worse than this. . . oh my lord, who left this dog crap on the grass?”
November 7th, 2003 at 9:45 pm | Promoted
Wow, Miralce Grow really does make a difference!
November 7th, 2003 at 9:49 pm | Promoted
OK Seabiscuit, like we practiced!
November 8th, 2003 at 7:53 am | Promoted
the photo which busts captain hook (check his arm closely) as being a land-lubber and not a true pirate.
November 8th, 2003 at 2:25 pm | Promoted
Larry was a great jockey, but his dismounts left a little bit to be desired.
November 8th, 2003 at 6:15 pm
So this is what grass smells like.
November 9th, 2003 at 12:43 am | Promoted
Christopher Reeves’s home video
November 9th, 2003 at 12:46 am | Promoted
yes they do have “special olimpics” for both man & animal
November 9th, 2003 at 1:54 pm | Promoted
Ya do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…..
November 9th, 2003 at 6:51 pm | Promoted
“How do you like me now, Wilbur?”
November 10th, 2003 at 4:15 pm | Promoted
“Can you hear me now? Good.”
November 10th, 2003 at 6:27 pm
THE GRASS SMELLS SO GOOD, AND THE VIEW IS ALSO GREAT
November 11th, 2003 at 2:52 am | Promoted
This tragedy wouldn’t have happened if someone had collected Ned’s reins at the door. —A PSA from Mothers Against Drunk Equestrians
November 11th, 2003 at 3:00 am | Promoted
True to his name, Funny Cide’s hilarious jokes and madcap antics had horses and jockeys alike in stitches.
November 11th, 2003 at 12:13 pm | Promoted
oohw im aight just checking the grass flavour
November 11th, 2003 at 5:40 pm
After a long race, Mike always like to cozy down for a nice nap
November 12th, 2003 at 11:14 am
what happen to you nellie we’ve jumped over that a hundred plus times and you made it before i do not like having the ground in my face
November 12th, 2003 at 3:44 pm | Promoted
Damn. I was so drunk last night I don’t even remember your name.
November 12th, 2003 at 8:49 pm
um grass isnt tight
November 13th, 2003 at 7:29 am | Promoted
Alfred, someone has knocked over the lawn jockey again.
November 16th, 2003 at 3:24 am
The new extreme sport of polo-vaulting.
November 16th, 2003 at 5:10 am | Promoted
Jockey Jon was a little sore after he realized the true meaning of “Hung Like a Horse”
November 16th, 2003 at 5:13 am | Promoted
A sit-in protest at the glue factory turns ugly when a sneaky employee glued Jockey Jon’s face to the ground as he slept.
November 16th, 2003 at 12:16 pm
yep the lawn mower man has been slaking,i found a brown piece of grass
November 16th, 2003 at 12:18 pm | Promoted
yep the law mower man has been slaking ,I found a brown piece of grass
November 17th, 2003 at 4:04 am | Promoted
Sexually transmitted narcolepsy: Horse racing’s hidden shame.
November 17th, 2003 at 4:06 am | Promoted
Check the blood alcohol level of the horse, too.
November 17th, 2003 at 12:53 pm | Promoted
Hmmm…wealthy, white, drunk and crashing…HAS to be a Kennedy.
November 18th, 2003 at 4:49 am
Equestrian Rythmic Gymnastic – The new Olympic sport.
November 19th, 2003 at 9:15 am
After the horse had a heart attack the jockey smashed his face into the horses’ dung and just kept sliding
November 22nd, 2003 at 12:40 am | Promoted
Oh yeah,
But can you do this?!
November 22nd, 2003 at 12:42 am | Promoted
Oh Yeah.
But can you do this?!
November 22nd, 2003 at 4:49 am
The horse and jockey hang gliding championship was a disaster as I predicted it would be.
November 22nd, 2003 at 8:02 pm | Promoted
Chevy Chase in “National Lampoon’s Kentucky Vacation”
November 23rd, 2003 at 10:26 pm | Promoted
apparently Killar was missing his old sport of Bareback riding
November 25th, 2003 at 6:42 am | Promoted
Larry always wears his trusted red swimcap and speedo when he goes diving
November 25th, 2003 at 10:49 pm | Promoted
the metal plate in Pete’s head became very fond of the industrial magnet buried beneath the racetrack.
November 26th, 2003 at 11:29 am | Promoted
This is the longest entry ever, yes it is, yes it is. It is long, and its good, so i will enter it now. There’s a horse and a jokey, they are both on the floor, one says the other, can we still win the race? The horse says to the jokey, i still think we can. Then superman flew in on his magic vase and transported the hosre and jokey to the finish line. But it was too late, the horse Soar Loser had won. He mocked them, and jeared, and spit out his wegerg gum. a s f f hghf rrug reh8h 3rfhjfj wefgbwefbew fwefg riwefu fff f3gg afdf ork;rt ogfomgo erou reopgj uighgioer hirogerjiop ioerjgerop noppre nweio oehk nweuifp ngperjero eghoper joerpgh owehjgfop nel;o noehjgop howehg oeowhg opwe oe oweh wp jowe how hwo owehg ion iowkli iowhf iowh oiowe hiow hwoejh opwe uiev fgoq; ofn ohhop shiowe ghfw iou32ov ff90 j3 9hf8g heriogeo ppwe gweufwei iowe gfh ioweg iwehg ioweg iowh owej envop weh opwehg we oph j jefghiero jerhy tioegvn eriuhgi uegfu wiufgc bsuaif bweiog uwegf iob iegf ieowg iwe hig eiwe igo gio hgio hbg weio hhogpwr hegoh oeriphg oerph oirwehg ioerh iowerhg iowehj oi wehg weioh ioweh ioweh iwe ohf ioweuge kvn seiogf nsdk lgh sdkvlnf ksdng eruig hw eiorgh erhgoi ergh ihw eioerwhgio he riogh rkgjer ioghn ierhgi hwer iog her iog hiogh kvniosdv nkher ivniweo vhwe iogh ewgabno rejgjg oer gnwpe q[wjn owe uregeior lpoazx rgehoig xaswq wegjiop ehop /.o9jwgigwh weiuogw eiogh dfnbioern ikghiernv iwengi wei nrg in weroi gjervo weri kvherio hgwe irg 8erio hg wiogh egvni qw pvn weio kregheri oer gjoper ngveorgj ierjv oerjg oerjg operg orgjop gnwekg ekrng kej ngklg gle rng n jlwenfi lvb j onsd hroi ghio iwerhg iobwe vio we hf iweogh iower jgo pjero pgj mnkv lbh pg rgjgnwkle k jwergh ioweh owei hiwehegi wo vnsd weihnjweio iwehf RANDOM
November 27th, 2003 at 1:29 am | Promoted
Wow, only one Christopher Reeve caption.
November 27th, 2003 at 2:01 am
Equestrian skydiving should become more popular when the chutes are worked out.
November 27th, 2003 at 2:33 pm | Promoted
How to put in contact lenses without using your hands, chapter one…
November 28th, 2003 at 1:29 pm | Promoted
There’s some lovely filth down here!
November 30th, 2003 at 2:59 am
4 out of 5 jockeys can’t tell the difference between Henderson’s lawn enhancer and the real thing.
December 1st, 2003 at 2:22 am | Promoted
Pig, shmig! I want truffles, and I want them NOW!
December 1st, 2003 at 8:16 am | Promoted
Soon after the accident, Blaze became dog food and Carlos was turned into Soylent Green.
December 3rd, 2003 at 6:00 pm | Promoted
“Can you hear me now?”
December 4th, 2003 at 9:28 pm
Talk about a ‘nob’ jockey!
December 6th, 2003 at 7:06 pm | Promoted
“Vince” and “Go like the wind” were determined more than ever this year they would win the Equestrian Musical Statues specialist round…
December 8th, 2003 at 9:37 am | Promoted
okay seabiscuit that is enough practice for today!2 minutes later… What is that horrible smell {he looks in a mirror} AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! My face is covered in Horce CRAAAAP!
December 9th, 2003 at 10:34 am
Trigger!!!, Your’e right!!! This grass feels so good on my face, its like a baby’s bottom.
December 18th, 2003 at 5:03 am | Promoted
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December 18th, 2003 at 7:11 pm
“see i told you sea bicuit i can breakdance better than you
December 18th, 2003 at 7:19 pm | Promoted
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December 30th, 2003 at 12:38 pm
Your right, it is softer than it looks.
January 6th, 2004 at 8:26 pm
A jockey and his horse moments before trying a little something new to spice up their relationship.
January 7th, 2004 at 11:02 am | Promoted
Hey: Did you guys know you got moles?
January 9th, 2004 at 11:20 pm
Nazi Germany’s experimented with horse jockeys before they concluded that a spear on their helmet’s was the best way to make the highly secretive sport, Lawn Dart Dwarf Tossing, a huge hit!
January 15th, 2004 at 3:31 pm
What can i say, i love worms
February 10th, 2004 at 5:13 pm
preveiw to the movie sequel “You Got Served – Green Field Showdown”
February 16th, 2004 at 3:05 pm
Talk about a lawn jockey…
February 16th, 2004 at 8:11 pm | Promoted
“B-boy’s alive yall! He’s doin’ the face plant!”
February 21st, 2004 at 2:57 pm | Promoted
Mmphpbtt!! Er… cun tumwun gib me uh hab hur? I teem to be tuck.
March 1st, 2004 at 9:21 pm
Advanced Level 4- class 6- yoga stance back bend with stand. Oh yes its true. I do it allllll the time. Ok if you belive me your a dumbass. I LOVE YOU! NO NOT YOU STUPID..your boyfreind sitting next to you.
March 12th, 2004 at 3:31 am
The grass is greener on the other side !
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:39 pm
Ohh, so many stains of an embarrassing nature coming out (so to speak) of this situation—white silks were not a good choice.
March 25th, 2004 at 12:48 pm | Promoted
Grass-munching for non-lesbians.
March 25th, 2004 at 12:50 pm | Promoted
The day the horse whisperer raised his voice.
March 25th, 2004 at 12:53 pm | Promoted
Warning: Mexican horses take siestas.
April 5th, 2004 at 10:14 am
Has Anyone some Dressing to go with This?
April 8th, 2004 at 1:25 pm
as this man faceplants, his horse decides to reinact this
June 9th, 2004 at 6:38 pm
This guy went headfirst into horse shit because his horse threw him off because the jockey farted on his horse ha
June 9th, 2004 at 6:46 pm | Promoted
harshemay is not bombing bahgdad
June 9th, 2004 at 6:50 pm
YeP…. ThAt’S rIgHt I aM gOiNg To LeArN hOw To DrIvE oN My 63rd B – DaY
July 30th, 2004 at 11:46 pm
Who says you can’t tell a joke?
August 6th, 2004 at 1:30 pm
You’re no good Seabiscuit! I’d rather ride that ant
September 17th, 2004 at 12:15 am | Promoted
Jockey: Dammit, you said you’d pull out!
January 14th, 2005 at 11:38 am
Don’t worry folks, Pixies are magical creatures who don’t feel pain.
February 4th, 2005 at 8:35 am
Honey, where did you buy this horse?
July 26th, 2005 at 7:04 am
“i told you if you wipe me again am gonna hurt ya”
October 9th, 2007 at 8:07 am
me and ma horse just love the grass