Happy Thanksgiving Leftovers
Enjoy your leftovers folks.
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December 1st, 2003 at 6:44 pm | Promoted
FDA WARNING: The lastest date-rape drug comes in the form of a turkey & gravy soda loaded with tryptophan. Second-hand belch vapors have been known to put diners at adjacent tables to sleep.
December 1st, 2003 at 7:02 pm | Promoted
“Tastes great!” “Less stuffing!”
December 1st, 2003 at 7:03 pm | Promoted
”... Marge, I simply can’t understand why this and Beet Beer aren’t selling better….”
December 1st, 2003 at 7:08 pm | Promoted
... and the low calorie version, especially popular at Broadway shows, is also good as a basin, tub, & tile cleanser. “Trip the Light Fantastic with TryptoFantastik Lite!”
Thank you! I’m here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
December 2nd, 2003 at 1:17 am | Promoted
With 10% Real Gravy for that Fresh-Squeezed Turkey Taste!
December 2nd, 2003 at 1:18 am | Promoted
”...[burp]...oh man, I am so basted.”
December 2nd, 2003 at 3:18 am | Promoted
I’ll wait for the pumpkin pie soda.
December 2nd, 2003 at 4:46 am | Promoted
What?, no fizzy lard?
December 2nd, 2003 at 9:49 am | Promoted
Thanksgiving Dinner for the man who can’t chew and watch football at the same time!
December 2nd, 2003 at 10:03 am | Promoted
It took a whole lot of jerky, to get this much liquid turkey!
December 2nd, 2003 at 5:17 pm | Promoted
The end result of leaving a turkey in the microwave for 2 hours.
December 2nd, 2003 at 5:17 pm | Promoted
And its VEGAN! Though it is gross.
December 2nd, 2003 at 6:08 pm | Promoted
grandpa found a simple, yet profitable way to get rid of yapping grandma.
December 2nd, 2003 at 7:36 pm | Promoted
From the creators of “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” comes the latest revolution in products, “I can’t believe it’s not turkey!”
December 3rd, 2003 at 12:18 am | Promoted
Clearly, Willy Wonka hasn’t learned from the last time he tried to package a complete meal in a single package. Somebody tell the Oompa-Loompas to prepare the cranberry squeezer.
December 3rd, 2003 at 8:57 am | Promoted
This drink not only has a genuine turkey taste, it also only has 300 calories per bottle.
December 3rd, 2003 at 1:37 pm | Promoted
Hey, this doesn’t taste like turkey! Ewwwwwww.
December 6th, 2003 at 7:03 pm | Promoted
Those boys at the urology testing lab really did go to extra special lengths…
December 7th, 2003 at 3:30 am | Promoted
After this, you’ll need a bicarbonated beverage.
December 9th, 2003 at 10:40 am | Promoted
The newest scourge of the atkins camp. Carbs in a bottle.
December 14th, 2003 at 7:16 am
“hey sue do you want the pumpkin juice or the tukey tea?”
December 14th, 2003 at 5:24 pm
Now with 50% more mashed potatoes!
December 15th, 2003 at 8:54 pm | Promoted
Now with hunks of real Turkey Skin!
December 18th, 2003 at 5:47 am | Promoted
Thanksgiving at the old folks home….
‘One straw per person’
January 2nd, 2004 at 9:12 pm
wanna go grab a bottle of turkey?
January 9th, 2004 at 11:10 pm | Promoted
In other dimensions, Alcohol Prohibition was a great success.
January 29th, 2004 at 3:19 pm | Promoted
No hennessy or alize left so I figured what the heezy,ima mix me up some tricked up ghetto version from them grazy gravy thangs and this what I’z came up with.This shit guaranteed to knock ya lights out
February 16th, 2004 at 3:25 pm | Promoted
New Butterball-In-A-Bottle!
February 21st, 2004 at 2:59 pm
Now with or without pulp!
March 19th, 2004 at 2:06 am | Promoted
Do you think it comes in deep-fried turkey flavor?
March 20th, 2004 at 2:32 am | Promoted
Annnnndd they’re recyclable!!
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:33 pm | Promoted
And people wonder why Coca Cola dominates the market.
March 24th, 2004 at 3:57 pm | Promoted
MMMMMMMMM,.....liquidized turkey.
March 25th, 2004 at 12:43 pm | Promoted
And it makes one hell of an ice-cream float!
March 25th, 2004 at 12:44 pm | Promoted
Does this come in diet?
March 25th, 2004 at 12:46 pm | Promoted
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
April 15th, 2004 at 9:40 pm
Im sorry, but it looks like bottled barf
April 30th, 2004 at 9:16 pm | Promoted
mmm mmm… not good
May 1st, 2004 at 8:11 am | Promoted
Jones Soda Co.
Can you believe it’s not crap?
October 30th, 2004 at 2:58 pm | Promoted
Also try our Salmon Soda.
November 7th, 2004 at 3:15 pm | Promoted
billy jones was so excited, his first high school party. he wondered if his dads famous beverage would go down well with the cool kids. hmmm better take the “broken glass” cocktail just to be safe.
November 7th, 2004 at 3:47 pm
The top pops up when it’s aged to perfection.
January 3rd, 2005 at 10:51 pm
It’s NEW Stroke in a bottle!