Wish List
We all have that certain something on our list of gifts we never got when we were kids – looks like this guy gets to scratch one off.
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December 5th, 2003 at 12:23 pm | Promoted
the perpetual motion kept grandpa mortimer busy for hours.
December 5th, 2003 at 12:24 pm | Promoted
even simple minds have moments of glory.
December 5th, 2003 at 1:49 pm | Promoted
look a mule on a horse
December 5th, 2003 at 1:53 pm | Promoted
Detectives at the Neverland raid tried to keep their spirits up.
December 5th, 2003 at 8:51 pm | Promoted
Come on over here grandma and take a ride on my pony.
December 5th, 2003 at 9:24 pm | Promoted
Viagra when taken as directed may cause confusion in patients who have been diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease. If you notice these symptoms consult a healthcare professional.
December 6th, 2003 at 7:28 am | Promoted
What kinda DORK rides a LLama?
December 6th, 2003 at 4:57 pm | Promoted
Of course you can be the new Secretary of Defense
December 6th, 2003 at 7:00 pm | Promoted
Although Chuck enjoyed his job as a catheter comfort tester, he never really quite got the point of the “Llama and large four legged animals test”
December 6th, 2003 at 9:10 pm | Promoted
Hidden inside the “Iraqing Llama” Hussein awaits the perfect moment to pounce on an unsuspecting cabinet member.
Beware Iraqis bearing gifts.
December 7th, 2003 at 5:48 am | Promoted
Man, I wish it’d been a sheep. Then we could just say “Ewe Rock” and be done with it. But nooooo….
December 7th, 2003 at 5:49 am | Promoted
Alfie never understood why other kids’ pets grew old and died
December 7th, 2003 at 5:51 am | Promoted
The newest WinAmp tchotchke
December 7th, 2003 at 8:55 am | Promoted
“CRACK-it’s not just for teenagers anymore!!”
December 7th, 2003 at 9:33 am | Promoted
Harold misunderstood when the doctor told him Viagra would put him back in the saddle
December 7th, 2003 at 11:39 am | Promoted
Would you look at the ass on that horse!
December 8th, 2003 at 7:24 am
ROCK ON DUDE!
December 8th, 2003 at 11:53 am | Promoted
Bobby’s first taxidermy project,the Llama, was not a big success, but grampa came out much better.
December 8th, 2003 at 4:22 pm | Promoted
wanker
December 9th, 2003 at 3:32 am | Promoted
It’s a chair… It rocks… So what’s the problem?
December 9th, 2003 at 10:07 am | Promoted
Bush, you call THIS a weapon of mass destruction? More like funstruction!
December 9th, 2003 at 10:07 am | Promoted
Um, what llama?
December 9th, 2003 at 11:27 am | Promoted
The President of the Hair club for men rolled out its new advertising campaign for its members targeting the elusive latino market with its new slogan, “I llama new head of hair”.
December 9th, 2003 at 11:35 pm
Wally’s got a secret…..
he’s gay.
December 10th, 2003 at 6:07 am | Promoted
When his driver’s license was revoked after literally driving thru McDonalds,ever resourceful Gramps found alternate means of transportation. (Yippee Yi Yo! Look at me! I’m a cowboy!)
December 11th, 2003 at 2:28 pm | Promoted
Taking animal abuse to a whole new level.
December 11th, 2003 at 9:35 pm | Promoted
Hi Ho Silver! Away!
December 12th, 2003 at 1:14 am | Promoted
It’s not a very fast car, but the price was right.
December 14th, 2003 at 12:26 pm | Promoted
Grandpa loved his llama…
That is, until the fateful day when he had to take him “out back”...
December 15th, 2003 at 8:48 pm | Promoted
We knew with grandpas Alzheimer’s he could no longer safely ride the Harley. Luckily his case was quite advanced
December 16th, 2003 at 5:25 pm | Promoted
Due to increasing competition, the makers of Viagra have come up with a new marketing strategy.
December 17th, 2003 at 9:02 pm | Promoted
WinGramp really whips the llamas ass!
(Anyone get it?)
December 18th, 2003 at 12:39 am | Promoted
They don’t call him Tony Llama for nothing…
December 22nd, 2003 at 5:00 pm | Promoted
Grandpa is so old, he’s entered his second childhood.
December 23rd, 2003 at 12:18 am
After ripping the shag carpeting out of his den he nailed it to his new rocking horse
December 24th, 2003 at 8:11 pm | Promoted
Management by Fun
January 9th, 2004 at 11:07 pm | Promoted
With the new Rascal Electric Scooter, they’ll never know you had walking disabilities. They’ll just think you’re out having fun!
January 18th, 2004 at 7:20 pm | Promoted
Will Rogers Reject!
January 26th, 2004 at 9:59 pm | Promoted
Ed Begley’s father’s audition for Empire Strikes Back: “Your ton-ton will freeze before you reach the first marker!”
January 29th, 2004 at 3:22 pm | Promoted
My dick get’n hard from riding this furry thing right herr…It ain no real pusse,but look at me,I pretty much ran out of chances…
February 16th, 2004 at 3:34 pm | Promoted
Llama Grampa Ding Dong
March 14th, 2004 at 12:13 am | Promoted
Dismount from me at once, you feeble decrepit pervert!
March 19th, 2004 at 2:04 am
If you think this looks like fun, you should see the inflatable sheep.
March 20th, 2004 at 2:30 am | Promoted
Hire Jaime y Fernando, Ventriloquists for your next party, wedding or business meeting. Call (345)123-654 for information.
March 23rd, 2004 at 1:30 pm
Yeah, but the rich can afford to be eccentric.
March 25th, 2004 at 11:07 am | Promoted
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
March 25th, 2004 at 12:57 pm
At least the shag hides my erection.
March 30th, 2004 at 8:50 am
talk to your parents about drugs.
March 30th, 2004 at 8:50 am
talk to your parents about drugs.
March 30th, 2004 at 8:53 am
snickers. another side effect of hunger.
April 6th, 2004 at 7:35 am | Promoted
Don’t forget to support “The Gay Rodeo”
April 8th, 2004 at 8:11 am
if you don’t have a car buy the new model of Llama!
April 14th, 2004 at 8:38 am
His real horse ran away
April 15th, 2004 at 9:42 pm
Not-So-Fat Seanny…um Im sorry I dont get it..enlighten me por favor.
April 19th, 2004 at 1:21 pm
What you can’t tell, kids, is that grandad’s rocking llama has a saddle horn in a very unusual place – hence his grin…
April 23rd, 2004 at 7:39 pm
Honey, when I said “How ‘bout a horsie ride”, this is not what I had in mind. After I get off this damn thing, take it back, give me my Viagra and take MY horse for a ride.
April 30th, 2004 at 9:21 pm | Promoted
This is Bob. Bob is doing well. Very well indeed. After Bob started using Enzyte, he’s always had a happy Ms. at home.
July 9th, 2004 at 10:04 am
Whoa. Nice smile buddy!
July 9th, 2004 at 10:04 am | Promoted
Whoa. Nice smile buddy!
August 5th, 2004 at 11:11 am | Promoted
The Jolly llama.
October 20th, 2004 at 9:40 am
Vvvroooommmmm!!! Vrrrrooooommm!!!
October 28th, 2004 at 11:33 am
How can you be happy when your Llama’s hair is nappy?
October 30th, 2004 at 3:27 pm
hes riding her like sea biscuit
December 22nd, 2004 at 3:22 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 3:57 pm
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
December 22nd, 2004 at 5:28 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 11:02 pm
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
January 14th, 2005 at 4:28 pm
theres nothing like a man and his lama…....................
February 8th, 2005 at 10:34 am
“He spits…I drool…salivas alone.”
February 8th, 2005 at 11:01 am
Pop Rocks
July 3rd, 2005 at 7:55 am
The reason why Disney’s “The Emperor’s New Groove” was made as a cartoon.
September 2nd, 2006 at 8:31 am
my life at 80’s still ROCKING!!!